Frasier Had A Heart Attack!
Is Mercury in Your Anus or some shit? I'm not into that astrology mess, but you know what I mean! May has not been a good month for our beloved greats.
Kelsey Grammar had a heart attack! Thankfully, he's fine. Star Magazine has confirmed that Kelsey had a minor heart attack on the beach in Kona, Hawaii on Saturday.
No, Camille wasn't riding his pony when it happened. Kelsey was out swimming in the ocean. A source said, "Kelsey's heart stopped for a few seconds, that's for sure." Don't ask me how the source knows this. They probably have bionic hands. He was quickly sent to a local hospital and then airlifted to a hospital in Honolulu. His rep said that he's going home tomorrow.
You know that when Camille got the call, she's like, "Um...I'll be right there. I just have to call the lawyers...I mean...the kids." Sarah Larson needs to take a cold hard stare at Camille Grammar. That could've been her!
I'm starting lose all hope in cable and network TV and that there will be any new and creative movie ideas. Now, all of great actors, the last people who could save us are all dying. Our culture is going to shit!
*-Jenny-*
Mercury retrograde
It ends 06/19
Screw you replacement writer! You didn't cover Eurovision and now you're hating on astrology! When IS Michael K coming back! Is he in rehab? Give him my love - tell him we need him!
Wishing him a speedy recovery.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
He should've laid off that last eightball
Get well Kelsey.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
She looks so pretty and large sexy. ♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥ She is my favor. I saw her new sexy privacy pho0tos in site ‘’W e a l t h y L o v I n g . c o m ’’. So wonder. She is always dating young billionaire on that site.
Does anyone remember the story that circulated about his wife Camille suffering from IBS? I remember when she used to dance on Club MTV back in the late 80's.
"Is that your wife, or is your dog walking backwards?" - Martin
Get well wishes so you can keep us laughing a little bit longer.
Submitted by Hekki on June 2, 2008 - 4:07pm.
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His lovely wife reminds me of someone... Andrea Martin in a blonde wig? Nia Vardalos in a blonde wig? I know she's supposed to be attractive, but if you look beyond the "blonde" hair and ginormous silicone bags, she really isn't.
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A garden ornament made out of concrete. She can't even make a facial expression!
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A video movie could improve your life.
No more scrambled eggs for Frasier.
No more getting her "salad" getting tossed for Camille... or at least for a while.
What the freaking hell?! now we have space efficient spammers?
*rolls eyes*
http://fuzzygalore.buzznet.com
love Kelsey. His wife: major fuglyness.
Wow, a heart attack while on vacation.....in Hawaii. You can't get anymore relaxing place on earth i would think. scarey
http://fuzzygalore.buzznet.com
Frasier don't you fuckin' leave the building!!!
Submitted by EyeRoll on June 2, 2008 - 4:21pm.
Star Magazine has confirmed that Kelsey had a minor heart attack on the beach in Kona,
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EXCUSE ME!!???!?! It's not offical until People reports it.
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LMAO!
If a tabloid reported it, I'm sure it really didn't happen.
Seriously, good wishes to Kelsey. I used to love Frasier.
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God be with you, dumbass.
Well, it's a good thing he's okay. When I was a kid, people always died of heart attacks. They don't seem to anymore. That's good.
His lovely wife reminds me of someone... Andrea Martin in a blonde wig? Nia Vardalos in a blonde wig? I know she's supposed to be attractive, but if you look beyond the "blonde" hair and ginormous silicone bags, she really isn't.
Poor Frasier. Hope he turns out okay. I saw this on celebrityprayerlist.com too.
Xenu is behind all this.
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There's a lot of pretty, pretty ones
That want to get you high
But all the pretty, pretty ones
Will leave you low and blow your mind
We're all stars now in the dope show
Wow! My ex's phone was making all these weird clicky sounds. MERCURY RETROGRADE!
What a great excuse to give for any and all problems from now until June 19th.
I'm usin' it!!
Why won't the car start?
---Mercury Retrograde!
Why is my boss being so mean and unfair?!
--Mercury Retrograde, man!
Why are you farting so much?!
---Mercury Retrograde!!!
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How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
http://www.myspace.com/mabelhodges
ASK MABEL!!!
Karma's all fucked up again. Where's Shitney's/LiLo's heart attack?? Someone get these damned planets aligned please.
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Um...a heart attack?? While in Hawaii??? On vay-cay???
Geez...cant even get his vacations right!
Star Magazine has confirmed that Kelsey had a minor heart attack on the beach in Kona,
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EXCUSE ME!!???!?! It's not offical until People reports it.
DDawg, I have noticed the Mercury retrograde myself....the isuues, the issues!
grrrrrr
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"My ex-wife [Kim Basinger] reaches an almost sexual level of satisfaction when she's in a room full of highpriced lawyers."
- Alec Baldwin
Bradi, I'm a capricorn... what's yours? Maybe we can lock horns...lol
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
MONKEYPOX on June 2, 2008 - 3:28pm.
Hey little lady, what's your sign?
Hi bunny.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Thanks DiamondDawg! I was about ready to quit here and start looking for another job but I had a feeling I was going to look for a while before finding anything viable.
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
♪♪♪♪ Don't know what to do with those blocked-arteries and scrambled eeeeggggss ♪♪♪♪
I never could tell Kelsey and Frasier apart, and I always wanted to know who came first... Good thing he's alright.
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I hold up a peace sign, but I carry a gun (Common)
DiamondDawg on June 2, 2008 - 3:21pm.
Thank you slut.
xxo
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Mercury is in retrograde. All kinds of weird crap happening.
What does Mercury affect?
In general, Mercury rules thinking and perception, processing and disseminating information and all means of communication, commerce, education and transportation. By extension, Mercury rules people who work in these areas, especially people who work with their minds or their wits: writers and orators, commentators and critics, gossips and spin doctors, teachers, travellers, tricksters and thieves.
Mercury retrograde gives rise to personal misunderstandings; flawed, disrupted, or delayed communications, negotiations and trade; glitches and breakdowns with phones, computers, cars, buses, and trains. And all of these problems usually arise because some crucial piece of information, or component, has gone astray or awry.
It is therefore not wise to make important decisions while Mercury is retrograde, since it is very likely that these decisions will be clouded by misinformation, poor communication and careless thinking. Mercury is all about mental clarity and the power of the mind, so when Mercury is retrograde these intellectual characteristics tend to be less acute than usual, as the critical faculties are dimmed. Make sure you pay attention to the small print!
the rest of it is here: http://www.astrologycom.com/mercret.html
DO NOT BUY A HOUSE, CAR, COMPUTER OR HD TV RIGHT NOW. YOu'll regret it or it won't work out. Also, don't quit your job and start another one. That won't work out either. This Mercury Retrograde dates are May 26 - June 19.
The ignominy of starring in an already-cancelled sitcom with PATRICIA HEATON and her gigantic, Republican breasts surely did his heart in.
Kelsey's heart didn't stop because of a heart attack, it was because it couldn't accept that his crappy show that no one watched got canceled. His heart was depressed. :( Sad.
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"You are most beautiful because you have a new album, or a new movie, or a new baby to promote" Michael Buckley on People Magazine's Most Beautiful
Sharon Stone started all this shit with her earthquake=karma comment.
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
I already told y'all my theory on Tommy Girl's death stare mixing with PP's anger over the Chanel debacle.....I'm just sayin'...
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How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
http://www.myspace.com/mabelhodges
ASK MABEL!!!
Sarah Larson needs to take a cold hard stare at Camille Grammar. That could've been her!
Lets all start taking bets on when Sarah will Pose for Playboy. I say before this year ends! you all know it's inevitable! I'm sure the Old PeePaw has called her by now!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
Good Grief Charlie Brown, they're dropping like flies.
Seriously, I'm glad he's going to be fine.
Camille must've "lei'd" one too many times....
*buhdumpching"
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
All that cocaine really will catch up with you.
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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.
Ha MK, Mercury IS retrograde. And so is Jupiter, Neptune, Pluto, Chiron, and Tru Node.
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My all time favorite Kelsey Grammar clip (only 35 seconds long):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkLg6vv34Fs
And yes SCW, Camille has advanced irritable bowel syndrome. I'm thinking it's psychosomatic, though...
Noooo. Sideshow Bob can not be killed or harmed, it's not possible.
Really though I hope he's doing OK.
~*~"It's time to make history. It's time to rock the vote." Christina Aguilera in the new Rock The Vote ad that airs in 2 weeks time~*~
Rock The Vote
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y0bdOqL3AI
oh what the hell!!! Did he get because she farted or shitted. Doesn't she have that problem?
It's happening again. Loads of horrible things are happening to famous people. It happened at the start of the year and it's happening again!