She Had Better Not Be Making A Habit Out Of This
This is the second time in two weeks that Shauna Sand has been photographed without wearing her exquisite lucite heels. How is she able to stand without her lucite beauties? You would think her feet would reject anything that wasn't made out of the finest stripper crystal aka lucite.
Those black things on her feet are trash! They belong on commoners like Posh Spice or Kim Kardashian. Shauna only deserves the best.
Even worse, Shauna wore them to the Chanel store yesterday. Double betrayal! Did Shauna not get the memo that we're boycotting Chanel for what they did to Phoebe Price? I can forgive Shauna for her Chanel mishap as long she puts her exquisite lucite heels back on and never takes them off again!
Here's Shauna, Frenchie husband and her two daughters yesterday.
Wenn
She should start rocking those clear jelly platforms that people used to wear. lol
*-Jenny-*
Wait! so if I wear hooker shoes I get to marry one of those.....Be right back...hooker time!
I just paid attention to this like a second ago and all I have to say is "Holy God I want one of those!".Of course I'm referring to that hot ass bastard she's with.
There is so much hawtness there I don't see how the whole car hasn't gone up in flames yet. Brangie hasn't got a thing on these two!
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I thought these two were getting a divorce.
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She looks beautiful. I saw her profile on datiing site ----"A f f l u e n tBachelors.com" ----last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
She looks beautiful. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site ----"AffluentBachelors.com" ----last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
Spammers suck.
"Sweetheart scams can be fatal. A recent story in the Cleveland Plain Dealer recounts an online dating worst case scenario. A California man had met a Brazilian woman online and established a robust relationship. He sent her expensive gifts and had also visited her in Brazil. On his third visit, he was drugged for about six days, during which he gave up information to access his bank accounts. The thieves got $200,000. Then he was murdered, allegedly by the woman and two other men, including her brother."
http://identitytheft911.org/articles/article.ext?sp=743
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shauna probably has a closet full of chanel. when she goes home she changes from stripper shauna to classy shauna. ;)
Egads her husband is like "HOT" and I mean dictionary definition hot but in a total EURO-TRASH way. Like he would hook up with a drunk 19 year old American chick in Spain "hot" --in her dreams!
Your face!
Is that the site was a front for an indentiy-theft operation? Anyway, the people on it are all ugly. Hugs and kisses, "tim".
Submitted by timhenry on June 2, 2008 - 10:52pm.
she looks beautiful!I saw her profile on this site!
I happen to know that there is such a website: M y I n t e r r a c i a l M a t c h . c 0 M !There you can meet hundreds of thousands of nice singles in your city and find the beauty of life. The sexy women and men are a real eye-popper .I am glad to make your life coulorful.
She's got that tranny thing going strong. Bet those tits are hard, and she probably can't stand having them fondled. But the tits do their main job as best they can--keep the eyes off her face. Furreeeeky!
she looks beautiful!I saw her profile on this site!
I happen to know that there is such a website: M y I n t e r r a c i a l M a t c h . c 0 M !There you can meet hundreds of thousands of nice singles in your city and find the beauty of life. The sexy women and men are a real eye-popper .I am glad to make your life coulorful.
gross
that euro trash hubby is hot...but he looks like a talker and you that ruins everything...
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Submitted by Datura on June 2, 2008 - 7:07pm.
Wait: Orthopaedic Lucite heels with support hose.
Submitted by Sheeps on June 2, 2008 - 7:59pm.
Submitted by Datura on June 2, 2008 - 6:53pm.
A modest suggestion: Lucite heels with support hose?
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hahaha. Just like my nana used to wear. Bless her.
"Life is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, prefunctory gift that nobody ever asks for..."
Submitted by Datura on June 2, 2008 - 6:53pm.
A modest suggestion: Lucite heels with support hose?
Me Wants the Frenchie.
*hangs head in shame and blushes*
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Submitted by Sheeps on June 2, 2008 - 7:32pm.
...No Lucite heels, though?
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Ooh! That's why the piece feels so unfinished! I'm almost afraid to know what entering "elderly feet/lucite heels" into Google would bring.
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"Life is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, prefunctory gift that nobody ever asks for..."
Yes! "Stripper's Lucite" is SO the new "Fool's Gold" but way, way trashier. I wonder where you go mining for that? Jersey seems an obvious choice, but like the California Gold Rush, you maybe don't want to flock to where everyone else will be going for it... maybe look for your own private, less obvious choice to cull your own secret stash.
Submitted by Datura on June 2, 2008 - 6:12pm.
It's not my best work, but I figure this is close enough to the truth:
http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/9024/oldshaunaqw1.jpg
Dang, brilliant!! Well done. No Lucite heels, though?
hey Michael K! sticking the word "exquisite" in front of "lucite heels" doesn't make them any less hideous!
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Well, phooey. My clicky link isn't working. I think you can still view my Old Shauna by copying and pasting. Sorry for that.
"Life is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, prefunctory gift that nobody ever asks for..."
Submitted by Tigerlilly on June 2, 2008 - 4:44pm.
Wonder what Shauna is gonna look like when she's, like, 60? Anyone out there handy with photoshop? :-)
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It's not my best work, but I figure this is close enough to the truth:
http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/9024/oldshaunaqw1.jpg
Evening, all!
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Submitted by dustbunny on June 2, 2008 - 4:53pm.
I'm confuzzled. TMZ makes it sound like the divorce is still on.
It's still on, but only barely out of the starting blocks. Neither one has a lawyer, which means they're broke (or stupid-cheap). You can play along at lasuperiorcourt.org, family, case summaries, then type in the case # (BD484569).
I'd never wear Chanel even if they would send their clothes to me gratis. Because such ho's are shopping there.
Hopefully this will not happen to St. John, Lanvin and co. Hopefully they are too boring for hoes.
Shauna Sand probably wore her most demure and elegant dress to visit this well-paid whore- apparel store. She looks adequate to the place.
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The phrase 'hot tranny mess' was invented for this woman.
I really like that fleu de lis belt Frenchy has on.
just as I go nuts when Sharon Stone pushes her (meemaw) cameltoe in our collective faces... this stuff just gets to me. even that freaking Chanel bag is all hookery.
all the world's a skank.
seriously, whatever happened to class being in style? it is just so over to dress like anything but a cooter dripping slut, and this makes me sound 90, but I'm not. (well maybe it doesn't actually, LOL, but you know what I mean)
I'm confuzzled. TMZ makes it sound like the divorce is still on. http://www.tmz.com/2008/06/02/shauna-to-frenchie-adieu-mon-cheri/
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ugh .. i thought she was divorcing this guy?
could you imagine having THAT for a mother?
ekks ... little street walkers at age 10 .. coming right up!
She looks beautiful. ♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥ I saw her profile on dating site "W e a l t h y L o v I n g . c o m " last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
It is indeed a sad day when a common streetwalker like Shauna Sands is holding a Chanel bag. There was a time when Chanel was associated with class, dignity and elegance.
Coco Chanel is crying in heaven with Yves Saint Laurent.
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Submitted by Murph on June 2, 2008 - 2:03pm.
Don't blame me! I voted for Michael Cera!!!!
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LoL. I love Michael Cera. I watched all of Season 2 of Arrested Development on Fri night/Saturday morning. Nothing like Arrested Development to start off the weekend!
Oh it is the Shauna Sand's 2-3 times a weekly fucking nothing post.
Clearly she is paying dlisted for this stupid and nothing PR work. It is NOT dlisted anymore it is the dlisted PR firm.
The whore look really becomes her...and I mean it too!
Your face!
He is a handsome guy from what I can tell, but he looks like the type who wants you to tell him how good he looks during sex.
"Is that your wife, or is your dog walking backwards?" - Martin
Sheeps on June 2, 2008 - 6:40pm.
Her kids are winning me over... Must resist. How soon to their first scandal?
- When the other Real Daddy steps forward.
?&!
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Wonder what Shauna is gonna look like when she's, like, 60? Anyone out there handy with photoshop? :-)
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That does it! I have never seen Chanel look so cheap! I am going to return all of my stuff to the boutique, and ask for a refund.
"Is that your wife, or is your dog walking backwards?" - Martin
Her kids are winning me over... Must resist. How soon to their first scandal?
I love the look of whore.
It never goes out of style.
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No I haven't been drinking, why do you ask?
How can SHE, of all people, get a hot husband like that? Must be the stripper shoes.
Maybe the lucite shoes are in for a cleaning. After all, stepping in gum or dog poop in those things cannot be an easy fix.
Why did I never notice how LONG her feet are?
Maybe that's why she wears those shoes all the time... They make shoes like that in sizes 11+ because it's usually tranny MEN who buy them.
frenchie may be hot, but he looks like HE thinks he is just the shit... and that makes him oh so much less so, in my opinion.
Thankfully for the girls' sake neither of the parents are allowing them to be gussied up like a Jon Benet. Hopefully this trend will continue for a few more years.
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Didn't Shauna and the husband get divorced like two weeks ago? I'm confused...But her daughters are very pretty. I wonder if that is what she looks like without the fake tan, peroxide, creepy makeup and oh yeah, the plastic surgery. How sad...
PRESENTING THE FABULOUS MOUSE JR
I'm not sure why and I guess I should be ashamed but she doesn't bother me the way a Simpson, Brit or fat assed Kardashian does...maybe is because her girls seem so normal right now.
She does look like a Floridian trailer trash hooker but I like her...sigh