In The Money
TMZ reports that OK! Magazine and People are currently in a bidding war for the exclusive rights of the first pictures of Brangie's twin Messiahs. A source claims bidding has reached $15 million and could go even higher. All the money will go to charity. The charity being "The Hover Shoes For Maddox Foundation." Seriously, the boy hates walking.
OK! wouldn't comment, but People told TMZ, "We'd love to see the photos in PEOPLE. We wish the family well."
People reportedly paid $4 million for Shiloh's first pictures. In March, People set a record by buying pictures of JLo's Dragon Tales twinsies for around $5-6 million. Oh shit! You know JLo is getting turkey basted with Skellie jizz right now. She's not going to let Brangie top her bucket ass.
This baby picture game is getting ridiculous! Most newborns look exactly the same anyway. Just photograph two golden raisins with crowns on! Nobody would know the difference.
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Submitted by KidL on June 2, 2008 - 8:32pm.
With celebrities, especially attention whore celebrities, there is always an ulterior motive. They don't give money to charity out of the goodness of their hearts-they give money to charities for the tax write offs, and the positive PR.
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God be with you, dumbass.
loric: Just read your post and agree with every word. Call me a cynical bitch, but I think the MAJORITY of celebs give money to charity for the PR and tax-write off benefits. And yeah, lilie, I believe these two are no different.
Submitted by lilie on June 2, 2008 - 7:47pm.
It's funny how everybody has a problem with Angelina and Brad selling pictures but it's perfectly okay for every other celebrity to sell them and worse to keep the money. Nobody cared that JLo sold her pictures and most even defended her when she kept the money. Stating it's her choice to do so. But all hell breaks when Brad and Angelina do it and try to do something good with it.
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Actually, I think it's pretty damn tacky for anyone to pimp out their kids for money. As far as The Golden Couple doing good, go back and read what they said when they sold Shiloh's pictures. They said SOME money went to charity-not all. I would bet dollars to donuts that most of the money from those pics and these will go into their pockets.
"Oh shit! You know JLo is getting turkey basted with Skellie jizz right now. She's not going to let Brangie top her bucket ass."
In case you missed it... I'm trying to figure out how to get lettuce out of the computer keys.
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Just because she says so . . . doesn't mean you have to do it.
Submitted by lilie on June 2, 2008 - 8:17pm.
It's funny how everybody has a problem with Angelina and Brad selling pictures but it's perfectly okay for every other celebrity to sell them and worse to keep the money. Nobody cared that JLo sold her pictures and most even defended her when she kept the money. Stating it's her choice to do so. But all hell breaks when Brad and Angelina do it and try to do something good with it.
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I have a problem with anyone that sells baby picture-regardless what they do with the money. Even if Brad & Angie Jo donate the money to charity-hello, they get a huge tax write off for the charitable donation. It still benefits them in the end.
Personally, I think anyone that sells pictures of their babies are nothing but attention whores. They should be protecting their children, not whoring them out to the highest bidder.
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God be with you, dumbass.
Mishma where is the shrine? Did you leave it in the gun thread or did you bring a portable one?, ya know, like the one you used to carry around when Shiloh was born. I liked that one...
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It's funny how everybody has a problem with Angelina and Brad selling pictures but it's perfectly okay for every other celebrity to sell them and worse to keep the money. Nobody cared that JLo sold her pictures and most even defended her when she kept the money. Stating it's her choice to do so. But all hell breaks when Brad and Angelina do it and try to do something good with it.
$15 million? May I assume they will use the money as a down payment for their next home?
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If they didn't publish the pics in a magazine first, there would be a pap crush trying to get the first pictures of the new babies. At least this way, charity might benefit.
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All of us are in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars-
Oscar Wilde
I'm outside doing this.
Those kids are all spoiled, making their parents carry them till they're like 4. Who can carry them at that age, they're so friggin heavy?!?! I mean seriously...kids need to walk or stay home. And I mean it, yes, I'm going to be a mean mommy but i don't give an f...
Your face!
tonicbitch on June 2, 2008 - 6:51pm.
Well if People wins, we know where at least 100,000 copies will wind up.
All paid for with Rent checks from the parents.
A couple of people in my office bring them in, toilet reading you know.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
I agree with M.K. All new born babies look the same. $15 million is just too much money. Who knows, maybe the babies will look ultra fug.
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Why do people even buy these silly rags anymore when the pics will just end up on the net anyway? Aside from the JJ'ers who need something glossy to stroke while indulging their delusions that is.
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A worthy cause: http://dogsindanger.com/ or http://hua.org/
AR = anal retentive
tonicbitch on June 2, 2008 - 6:44pm.
That money would be better spent ensuring these two fade into obscurity.
- HOLA Queen Of Awesomness, how is your royal ass?
I am curious, do advertisers in these mags appreciate these numbers bring thrown around?
Wouldn't they see this public bidding and be all, FUCK! They are the ones toting the bill.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Angelina's vaginal lips are paved with platinum and her love canal is a diamond encrusted highway to Nirvana....and herpes
That money would be better spent ensuring these two fade into obscurity.
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A worthy cause: http://dogsindanger.com/ or http://hua.org/
Take away the pregnant belly and the brown hair and A.Jolie is looking like the pic of Shauna Sands below her. weird.
Well since no one is minding the thread,
SKELETINA IS GIANT HWORE!
..."... IS A BAD PARENT AND WORSE ROLE MODEL!
..."... CAN ONLY GET MEN BY STEALING THEM!
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Well what did you expect? Brangelina Vs SkellyLo. No competition.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 2, 2008 - 5:57pm.
I'm surely going to get a beat down for this but I think there's something wrong with older women having babies. Who in God's name would think it's ok to pop out a kid who's going to be signing them into a nursing home on their graduation day???
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Couldnt agree with you more. I think women who do this are extremely selfish. The older you get, the more gummy and crappy your eggs get too...and people wonder why there are so many kids being diagnosed with downs and autism.
Go Lakers!!!
Mrs. Kravitz: What's AR? (I know I'll kick myself when you tell me, because it's probably obvious, but...)
Not sure if it's been said... but I smell a tax dodge here. By making said "Charitable contribution" not only do they look good in the limelight, but they make a healthy profit off the fact they just made such a whopping contribution. Oh, but I forgot, they have the whole saint image so no one says anything about this...
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babies are moneymakers. moer babies pleze.please.
Some things will never change especially with these two. Just another day of pimping out their children to make themselves feel special. *gag*
"Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 2, 2008 - 6:06pm.
Heya Billie. Welcome to hell."
It's not hell yet is it?
OW MY FEET!! LOL
Can't stay, I'm "making my internet rounds" but will be back in a few, before starting dinner.
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FYI - Here in CA I think it's mandatory for women over the age of 35 who are pregnant to have the amnio.
I could be wrong though. I had my kids in my 20's.
If I were them I'd go around to all the magazines, get a bidding war going & see what the highest offer was & then just refuse it to spite the magazines.
I hate all these celebs (and I mean all, not just AJ & Brad) basically whoring out their kids in the magazines. (Even if the money does go to charity, I still wouldn't do it, they can donate $15 million out of their own pocket without having to sell pics)
Heya Billie. Welcome to hell.
Ahhhh another AJ thread! LOL Hi Carrottop et all.
I cleaned my paintbrushes but my husband's downstairs playing Bo Diddley on his guitar (R.I.P. Bo) so thought I would pop back in for a minute. JUST A MINUTE! LOL no really.
Anyway I'll just say this about AJ, for now:
She's Mother Theresa, except with big tits and guns, didn't everyone know that already?
LOL LOL LOL
*legs it*
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"You better start thinking happy thoughts!"
Submitted by joanne on June 2, 2008 - 6:00pm.
LOl, I tell my daughter when she graduates to put me away somewhere.
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Hahaha I'm sure you're safe Joanne. I'm talking Nancy Grace old.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 2, 2008 - 5:57pm.
I'm surely going to get a beat down for this but I think there's something wrong with older women having babies. Who in God's name would think it's ok to pop out a kid who's going to be signing them into a nursing home on their graduation day???
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Imagine the beautiful baby Gayken and his 50-year-old diesel dyke friend will have. Genetic jackpot!
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 2, 2008 - 5:57pm.
LOl, I tell my daughter when she graduates to put me away somewhere.
I was 38 with my last child, they did an amniocentesis, that checks for downs and spinal bifida. She must of had one being diabetic and all. She should have been considered high risk.
Charity my ass. Why are this idiots always selling their baby's pictures. They always use their orphans and the blob for photo ops, so what's the point of selling the first pictures anyway?. Ugh!.
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-"Fuck you all!! Fuckety Fuck Fuckers! You are not wOrthy opponents! I AM NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH!" - LOVE ANGELINA.
I'm surely going to get a beat down for this but I think there's something wrong with older women having babies. Who in God's name would think it's ok to pop out a kid who's going to be signing them into a nursing home on their graduation day???
I am only saying this because I am AR.
It's Down Syndrome
not Down's or Downs Syndrome.
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I don't care if you lick windows,
take the special bus
or occasionally pee on yourself.
You hang in there, sunshine; you're friggin' special.
I cannot believe they will take as much as they can get their grubby hands on for the Twin Messiahs' pictures. Then justify their avarice with pleas of "it's for charity." Bullshit! Don't take the goddam money, and instead pony up out of your pockets.
Behold! The King and Queen of Excess!
I just want to smack both of them with a nail-embedded two-by-four.
Angelina totally broke our covenant, until post op bi-racial albino trannies in Iowa can have in vitro babies, NO ONE can have them, bloody welsher she is
I agree it's ridiculous, I hardly care about the parents, much less their kids. I'm over the celebrity world, these people get entirely too much money for nothing...shit, I do nothing all day too, give me a few millions.
zomay: I LIKED your facts about jet fuel.
Submitted by Sensimina: "She'll go through in vitro to have twins and take $15 million for pics, but won't put on a healthy amount of weight or take a fucking break. She has to be out photographed millions of times a day giving that shit eating grin or her life is not complete. The self-involvement of these sluts astounds me."
*applauding*
ubmitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 2, 2008 - 6:15pm.
About the Downs thing, would Halle's age have anything to do with that or is Downs completely unrelated to having babies late in life?
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LCT-
Yes, her age could be a factor. The older the mother, the higher the chance for Downs Syndrome, and many other birth defects.
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God be with you, dumbass.
LCT - yes, the older a woman is when she has a child (especially older than 35) the higher the risk for downs.
LCT -
Down's can happen in mothers of any age, but as with other chromosomal abnormalities, risks begin to greatly increase after the mother is 35, increasing every year after that.
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
Well Angie and Brad can't fly commercial because of their litter! Can you imagine the craziness of toting around their brood on a commercial flight? And it's only getting worse as Angie continues to breed and buy more foreign kids. Those kids are probably used to running around and terrorizing each other on the private jets while Angie gets her feet massaged and Brad drinks his second bottle of Chateau LaFite and texts Clooney about the next villa visit and his new vineyard. God they make me ill.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
About the Downs thing, would Halle's age have anything to do with that or is Downs completely unrelated to having babies late in life?
*sigh*
How sad that when a celeb doesn't whore out their kid, odds are it's "defective"...
I'm going to go pet a puppy now....
*sigh*
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
When I saw Vadge at LAX there was ONE photographer at the exit as she left. ONE!!!! It was then I realized that yes, celebs could fly under the paps' radar if they wanted to. There was nothing in the newspapers the next day or the day after. It wasn't until she was in LA for a week that a story appeared about her being there (for some event).
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I don't care if you lick windows,
take the special bus
or occasionally pee on yourself.
You hang in there, sunshine; you're friggin' special.
Can't remember...it was in a thread somewhere...
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA