In The Money
TMZ reports that OK! Magazine and People are currently in a bidding war for the exclusive rights of the first pictures of Brangie's twin Messiahs. A source claims bidding has reached $15 million and could go even higher. All the money will go to charity. The charity being "The Hover Shoes For Maddox Foundation." Seriously, the boy hates walking.
OK! wouldn't comment, but People told TMZ, "We'd love to see the photos in PEOPLE. We wish the family well."
People reportedly paid $4 million for Shiloh's first pictures. In March, People set a record by buying pictures of JLo's Dragon Tales twinsies for around $5-6 million. Oh shit! You know JLo is getting turkey basted with Skellie jizz right now. She's not going to let Brangie top her bucket ass.
This baby picture game is getting ridiculous! Most newborns look exactly the same anyway. Just photograph two golden raisins with crowns on! Nobody would know the difference.
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I think she has already given birth, since everyday she was out on that balcony (where she flashed her breast) and she went shopping and for walks outside, and NOW she is in hiding and nobody saw her and cannot take her pictures?
She did the same with Shiloh and that's why she shut down an enture beach in Namibia and the airport, so she can loose weight and look better and lie about the actual date of Shiloh.
Angelina is obsessed with "looking thin" and wants to be seen only after she will look better and get back to herself after giving birth.
Submitted by Stoney on June 2, 2008 - 6:02pm.
I heard a rumor Halle's baby has downs. Don't kill me! I'm just the messenger!
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I actually heard that also. People suspect that is the reason she didn't sell the pics like every other celeb.
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God be with you, dumbass.
This is disgusting.
They are having babies and are busy in milking money for the pictures and ego contests?
I am appalled by how they are exploiting their children.
Instead of protectring their privacy, they are turning their children into PR props.
Stoney - where did you hear that??
In the air: Los Angeles/Namibia, 9,400 miles in a private jet.
Gas guzzled: 11,000 gallons of jet fuel.
LA /New York, 2,475 miles in a private jet.
Gas guzzled: 2,750 gallons of jet fuel.
New York/Paris 3627 miles in a private jet.
Gas guzzled: 4000 gallons of jet fuel.
Now count up all the trips over the years and see who really cares about the planet.
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Edited note!!!!::: The average American uses 500 gallons of gasoline every year. Wow! We average people use around 500 a year. That won't even cover one jet plane ride for the Divine couple.
Submitted by Nectar on June 2, 2008 - 10:23pm.
I like my pig sty bedroom TYVM. It matches me, the real life Miss Piggy. You should really say my name & Xtina's (ooh tingle!!!) name more often. It's good for your health. I also receommed visting Christina fansites. I know you crave the leastest, up to the second info, including "What did Xtina have for breakfast, lunch & dinner questions - That I know, you are dying to ask)
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Submitted by Star Jonez on June 2, 2008 - 10:26pm.
My guesses
Phoebe Price - 99cents - $1.50
Shauna Shand $3.50 - $5
Amy Winehouse - $4 mill
Ali Lohan - $2 mill (mainly because she's Lindsay sister)
~*~"It's time to make history. It's time to rock the vote." Christina Aguilera in the new Rock The Vote ad that airs in 2 weeks time~*~
Rock The Vote
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y0bdOqL3AI
k, gotta go work now...
play nice everyone!
see you in a few hours....
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"My ex-wife [Kim Basinger] reaches an almost sexual level of satisfaction when she's in a room full of highpriced lawyers."
- Alec Baldwin
ubmitted by Clarisse on June 2, 2008 - 5:51pm.
Loric/LCT
Between the two of you and your avies, i may need me some alone time tonight...wink wink....
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I just noticed LCT's avie. Hotness.
Either of these hot bitches would do in a pinch for alone time!!!
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God be with you, dumbass.
I heard a rumor Halle's baby has downs. Don't kill me! I'm just the messenger!
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
Nitty, I want to respond but all this fighting/negativity sucks out the creativity and fun. I'll catch up with you later in another thread.
Submitted by Sensimina on June 2, 2008 - 5:27pm.
Seriously. She'll go through in vitro to have twins and take $15 million for pics, but won't put on a healthy amount of weight or take a fucking break. She has to be out photographed millions of times a day giving that shit eating grin or her life is not complete. The self-involvement of these sluts astounds me.
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Just tack it down to her being one of the most lazy egotistical bitches alive. She'd rather risk her twins being malnourished than have to put in the effort to lose the baby weight once they're born.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 2, 2008 - 3:13pm.
YET.
Doesn't mean she won't....
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TRUE..but she hasn't so far...i say that puts her ahead of the game in this discussion! this whole idea that the parents/celebs are powerless againt the paparazzi machine that they have to pre-empt the barage by selling pics of their kids is rediculous! the paparazzi in Europe are just as agressive and when prince william and harry were born both charles and diana asked the paparazzi to step back and let their boys lead a normal life(at least until they turned 18) and not hound them wherever they went...and the paparazzi for the most part held true to that pledge..so much so that anyone who published pics were frowned upon...i havn't seen ANY celeb make the same effort here! they're all too busy acting like victims of a situation that is seemingly out of their control! considering that Brad has styled himself as the "king of the media" he either needs to step up to the plate or SHUT THE HELL UP! im tired of hearing about him complaining about the attention his family gets on the one hand and then doing something like this on the other! They are so complicit(sp) in this cluster f*ck!
tu ne cede malis sed contra audentior ito
Submitted by Sensimina on June 2, 2008 - 5:51pm.
Knowing the loon that posts here, it probably has multiple screen names there too. Who knows, they probably do post here though. I still think it talks to itself most of the time, especially when there is ego stroking involved.
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God be with you, dumbass.
Submitted by Sensimina on June 2, 2008 - 5:27pm.
Shiloh is a beautiful child but I think somethings wrong. She starved herself for that pregnancy too.
Christ on a sweet baby's motherfucking cracker sidecar crutch.
These "all about ME" AJ threads are getting tedious. Okay, that's a lie. They've been tedious for months and now they're just fucking insufferable.
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I hate you all, your mom's a whore.
Submitted by nia on June 2, 2008 - 10:11pm.
That was a long ass post. I agree though.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 2, 2008 - 10:13pm.
True. The way Halle has handled the the pregnancy and has kept a very low profile since the birth makes me think she probably won't.
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Submitted by Sensimina on June 2, 2008 - 10:15pm.
Thank you. I've seen a few posts on JJ (on Xtina threads, not Angie) and they really seem to hate her there, so I don't visit the place.
~*~"It's time to make history. It's time to rock the vote." Christina Aguilera in the new Rock The Vote ad that airs in 2 weeks time~*~
Rock The Vote
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y0bdOqL3AI
Zomay,
You and your pesky facts!
Facts mean nothing to the delusional, and if you (not you you) still think Brangelina cares about anything outside of "Brangelina", you (not you you) are delusional....
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
zomay, I agree....it burns me up to see Celebs claim to be "green" and then fly private planes all over the place. One trip in a private jet nullifies your fucking Prius.
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"My ex-wife [Kim Basinger] reaches an almost sexual level of satisfaction when she's in a room full of highpriced lawyers."
- Alec Baldwin
Slutts, well they made one big enough for Brad to play on. It's called the Angelina Model.
Submitted by Star Jonez on June 2, 2008 - 5:26pm.
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lol
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 2, 2008 - 5:23pm.
joanne, AJ's as skinny as a 16 year old ano. HIGHLY DOUBT those poor babies are going to be healthy.
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Seriously. She'll go through in vitro to have twins and take $15 million for pics, but won't put on a healthy amount of weight or take a fucking break. She has to be out photographed millions of times a day giving that shit eating grin or her life is not complete. The self-involvement of these sluts astounds me.
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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule
Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
Nicely put zomay. Nicely put.
Let's play a little game called "How Much Would Their Childrens' Baby Photos Sell For?" My guesses are after the names
Phoebe Price [$100 - $150 if the baby has cellulite]
Shauna Sand [$50 - $75 if the baby had lucite slippers]
Amy Winehouse ($2million though she'd probably just give birth to a crack pipe)
Ali Lohan ($1000 you know Dina's going to make her get knocked up so she can get famous - it's what younger sisters do)
HIGH FIVE FOR HOT BITCH AVIES!!
Nitty, do they make them large enough so that I can play on them?
Submitted by thlayly5 on June 2, 2008 - 5:20pm.
Bullshit. If there is anything for me to concede I will.
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I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on June 2, 2008 - 2:18pm.
Skankelina always has that fucking patronizing face and Spitt looks perpetually constipated.
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Brad graduated with honors from the Joey Tribiani "Do I Smell A Fart" School of Acting.
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I don't care if you lick windows,
take the special bus
or occasionally pee on yourself.
You hang in there, sunshine; you're friggin' special.
joanne, AJ's as skinny as a 16 year old ano. HIGHLY DOUBT those poor babies are going to be healthy.
Sensimina- Jenfraud bitched about Jen being a liar becasue she "promised" to have children in 2006 and she was obviously lying. Um, I think she said she really wanted kids, but as we all know, she hasn't been lucky in love, hence the reason for the lack of children. She's a total loonie and Jen hater.
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
Slutts! I was actually thinking of sending one to Brangelina, for the twins. I'm sure Zahara has all the kinks worked out of her plans to off Shiloh, so these two shouldn't be any problem with the right water slide.
Loric -
Well, a few of the loons were discussing how they posted here. They fucking HATE DListed and bitch about it rather frequently. They also want Jennifer Aniston dead. I don't like Maniston at all, but I don't understand why the loons are so obsessed with her. They know everything about her.
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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule
Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
LCT,
Tissues. Check!
Loric/LCT
Between the two of you and your avies, i may need me some alone time tonight...wink wink....
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
HALA is not conceding she was wrong about AJ being injured on Tomb Raider. Can't stand to be wrong, or caught in a lie. Are we sure HALA isn't, gasp, AJ herself? They both contradict themselves whenever they talk!
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
Submitted by NitWitty on June 2, 2008 - 5:17pm.
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Nitty, you know what I've wanted to give DeeDee since last week? A picture of Brad's and Angie's new home with a Slip-N-Slide going around it like a moat. I haven't had time to Photoshop it.
All I want to know is if they are going to be healthy. Don't have to buy a rag mag for that.
Skankelina always has that fucking patronizing face and Spitt looks perpetually constipated.
I don't get why these talentless pigfuckers get so much attention.
"I think my mask of sanity is about to slip."
Submitted by LoLo on June 2, 2008 - 5:46pm.
LMAO!
Too fucking funny!
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God be with you, dumbass.
Say it ain't so! We have enough nuts who regularly post here already! No more immigrants from JustJared! Emigrate back where you belong, crazies!
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
Submitted by Sensimina on June 2, 2008 - 5:44pm.
BTW, Brangeloonies from that site have been invading DL, so they claimed on a thread I saw a few days ago.
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I doubt it. I have a feeling it is one loon with MANY different screen names.
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God be with you, dumbass.
Aww, come on guys. Cut 'em some slack! Afterall, they need the money. I'm sure living in a castle with a moat, whether you're renting or buying means you gotta' put your kids to work or either whore them out. It's just economics.
So you guys,
HAve you seen that poster named Nectar?
So I met him in the "real world" for a date because hes been all over my ass when i post.
We went to see SATC together and later he ended up going back to my place. Well long story short, it was his penis and not a juju fruit like thought!
So i dry humped him for a few minutes till he said his butt was hurting and a dropped him off down the street from where he lives at his Granny's house so no one would see it was me dropping him off.
True story, i went back later and did his Granny and she baked me oatmeal cookies as we peed in his mouthwash while he was passed out watching The LAnd Before Time in his underwear in the family room.
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
DAE- I don't think you're a loon, either. I have seen real loons over at Just Jared and trust me, you don't come close to touching it.
BTW, Brangeloonies from that site have been invading DL, so they claimed on a thread I saw a few days ago.
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
Submitted by Nectar on June 2, 2008 - 9:59pm.
What kind of parents and role models must you have had to consider Xtina as anything? Sad. Show yourself! No, wait, don't.
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Xtina? Dis you type her name? I think you did! I get a real thrill just by typing her name. Xtina. christina. Baby Jane. Shit I think I just had a orgasm! Ah well, Xtina, Baby Jane, Christina Maria Aguilera Bratman, Xtina, Baby Jane...
~*~"It's time to make history. It's time to rock the vote." Christina Aguilera in the new Rock The Vote ad that airs in 2 weeks time~*~
Rock The Vote
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y0bdOqL3AI
Thanks LoLo- hermaphrodite comedians are infinitely better than racist misogynists. Cuddle over here, sweetie pie.
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
Submitted by Clarisse on June 2, 2008 - 5:10pm.
LCT!!!
To HELL with Netflix, i'm going to get PS, I Love You right fuckin now!! Cover for me. Tell them i'm in a meeting...
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COPY. I went out and bought it first thing this morning. Make sure you have a box of Kleenex if you watch the deleted scene with him in it. It hurts.
Submitted by nia on June 2, 2008 - 2:11pm.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on June 2, 2008 - 2:50pm.
Some celebs dont. I don't think Halle Berry has.
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YET.
Doesn't mean she won't....
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"My ex-wife [Kim Basinger] reaches an almost sexual level of satisfaction when she's in a room full of highpriced lawyers."
- Alec Baldwin
Submitted by Nectar on June 2, 2008 - 5:10pm.
LoLo is short for Loser Loser. Say it like the Ceasar guy says Pizza Pizza. LoLo. Loser Loser.
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Nectar has the same last letter as fucker.
Seriously, is that the best you can do??
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on June 2, 2008 - 2:50pm.
Some celebs dont. I don't think Halle Berry has.
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EXACTLY! some celebs who are just as famous manage to afford their child(ren) some measure of privacy! now granted the media frenzy around Brangelina is larger then what Halle has to deal with, but they can make allowances for that...not to mention, though, while i hate to use MJ as an example, does anyone really know what his three kids look like? not that i think they should take their kids out with scarves over their faces, but i think if Brad and Angie put their heads together they could find a happy medium! these two are particularly FOUL in their behavior and the way they present themselves to the outside world! what's so charitable about passing on $15mill that someone is PAYING YOU for pics of your kids! why is it that they only seem to give money that's GIVEN to them rather than money that they already have? and why does the majority of the $$$ that they DO give to their OWN charities!?! when is the UN going to FIRE her ass for being unproductive!?! i know people with several degrees and can speak multiple languages that have to jump through hoops to get a job at the UN and this barely tolarable actress gets a UN post and gets to spread her uninformed, economically and socially damaging message all over the world!
tu ne cede malis sed contra audentior ito
Submitted by loric on June 2, 2008 - 9:51pm.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on June 2, 2008 - 5:18pm.
DAE, I don't consider you a loon. Know why? You don't force "the facts" about Christina down everyone throats. You love her, you express it, and you move on. That is the difference, IMO, between a loon and a fan.
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Thank you. I don't see the point of trying to force "facts" abvout your fave celeb down other people's throats. If people want to know something they can either 1) ask or 2) google it themselves.
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Submitted by AwesomeMcFabulous on June 2, 2008 - 9:54pm.
Yeah, there are some celebrities who are dedicated to their craft and don't care for attention, like Johnny Depp. Fame has taken on a completely different meaning now. Anyone can be famous. People who are associated with celebrities become famous. It's sad.
....and that's my deep thought for the day.
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Very true. All you need nowadays in a sex tape with a Z-Lister and boom, celebrity awaits. You even get fans. It's fucking crazy.
~*~"It's time to make history. It's time to rock the vote." Christina Aguilera in the new Rock The Vote ad that airs in 2 weeks time~*~
Rock The Vote
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y0bdOqL3AI
well said, zomay!!!!!
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"My ex-wife [Kim Basinger] reaches an almost sexual level of satisfaction when she's in a room full of highpriced lawyers."
- Alec Baldwin