In The Money
TMZ reports that OK! Magazine and People are currently in a bidding war for the exclusive rights of the first pictures of Brangie's twin Messiahs. A source claims bidding has reached $15 million and could go even higher. All the money will go to charity. The charity being "The Hover Shoes For Maddox Foundation." Seriously, the boy hates walking.
OK! wouldn't comment, but People told TMZ, "We'd love to see the photos in PEOPLE. We wish the family well."
People reportedly paid $4 million for Shiloh's first pictures. In March, People set a record by buying pictures of JLo's Dragon Tales twinsies for around $5-6 million. Oh shit! You know JLo is getting turkey basted with Skellie jizz right now. She's not going to let Brangie top her bucket ass.
This baby picture game is getting ridiculous! Most newborns look exactly the same anyway. Just photograph two golden raisins with crowns on! Nobody would know the difference.
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To HELL with Netflix, i'm going to get PS, I Love You right fuckin now!! Cover for me. Tell them i'm in a meeting...
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Submitted by thlayly5 on June 2, 2008 - 5:07pm.
nice!Youre pretty inside and out!
How do you feel about hermaphrodite comedians?
I ummm....hear they are good at.... volley ball.
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
Submitted by LoLo on June 2, 2008 - 5:08pm.
The one with the guns and the thing that cant shut up
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I think that thing's asshole has a mouth.
I just proved her wrong- she said AJ wasn't injured during Tomb Raider filimg- and I cited two reputable places- not gossip sites but movie news- that had interviews in which she said she was injured. Of course, they were British, and we know how she feels about anything not domestic...
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
LoLo is short for Loser Loser. Say it like the Ceasar guy says Pizza Pizza. LoLo. Loser Loser.
I am sure the owner of the Chateau De Hypocrisy will get first pics, a prerequisite down payment to stay in new crib.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
:) Mrs. K
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Did someone say something about sandwiches??? Are these sandwiches???
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_Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 2, 2008 - 5:06pm.
The one with the guns and the thing that cant shut up
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
Alright, everybody, finally decided to show my face.
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
*sigh*
And to think that I would have to actually PAY for pictures of my kids and not GET paid.
I am pathetic.
Don't blame me! I voted for Michael Cera!!!!
Star Jonez
Touche! Point taken
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Zomay,
Here here!
That should not be too hard. I can't stand Christina's or J-Ho's "music" and i haven't seen a good Jolie flick since "Girl, Interuppted".
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Submitted by zomay on June 2, 2008 - 5:34pm.
From this moment, I refuse to purchase movie tickets, CD's, DVD's or any other product that benefits baby picture pimps. Hollywood will listen. We speak through our wallets.
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I wish that would work, but there are enough loons that will make up for what we boycott.
I already boycott $cientology followers, so I might as well add baby picture pimps to the list.
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God be with you, dumbass.
Submitted by LoLo on June 2, 2008 - 5:05pm.
Hey dumb fuck, DAE responded to you in the OTHER loonie thread that has been going on for 48 hours straight.
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Which one is this??
Stoney, they ARE the only parents on earth, remember? Because Angelina is the only woman who has enjoyed her pregnancy.
_Submitted by Nectar on June 2, 2008 - 4:59pm.
What kind of parents and role models must you have had to consider Xtina as anything? Sad. Show yourself! No, wait, don't.
Hey dumb fuck, DAE responded to you in the OTHER loonie thread that has been going on for 48 hours straight.
NOW MAKE ME A SAMMIE BITCH!
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
I am so sick of their fucking circus. Why can't they give us all a break and be normal for once? They act like they are the only parents on Earth. The kids are probably all spoiled little brats.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
From this moment, I refuse to purchase movie tickets, CD's, DVD's or any other product that benefits baby picture pimps. Hollywood will listen. We speak through our wallets.
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Donating to charity = Smellier than a bull's caca
_Submitted by loric on June 2, 2008 - 4:58pm.
Yeah, shes calling Billie "old" telling Kizzy she didnt want or need her kindness.
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
Submitted by zomay on June 2, 2008 - 1:47pm.
BRADIFUL we better watch out, the "fans" might try to run us down with their mopeds. I get the feeling they all drive mopeds.
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They all drive Scamps.
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I don't care if you lick windows,
take the special bus
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You hang in there, sunshine; you're friggin' special.
Is there any actual evidence that some or all of their fee will or has ever been donated to charity? Cos that's exactly what Heather Mills has said for years about her media earnings and her tax returns had no evidence of it. Both Mills and Jolie are fantasists and I expect the latter isn't adverse to telling a slight lie or being "economical with the truth". I imagine it breaks down more like this: 40% to tax (is that the tax rate in the US?); 10% to manager and agent; maybe 40% to Brangie for their trouble and time; 10% to charity (tax deductable no doubt). Come on these people have a deal with the paps for half or two-thirds of the proceeds from the sales of their shots - there's no way they're making nothing out of this.
What kind of parents and role models must you have had to consider Xtina as anything? Sad. Show yourself! No, wait, don't.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on June 2, 2008 - 5:24pm.
Submitted by AwesomeMcFabulous on June 2, 2008 - 1:49pm.
Has LOVE ANGELINA been banned? Where's her crazy ass?
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She's looking up the DSM-IV to figure out what I said about her.
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Actually, she's probably signing in as one of her alternate identities here on DListed-one that praises HALA's posting skills and intelligence.
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God be with you, dumbass.
I'd pay $15 million for one of Brad's turds that I could rub in Angie's face.
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Laughing my ass off. But remember - Brangelina's shit don't stink.
With all due respect, I have to disagree. Ange has blowfish lips, SS has blowup doll lips.
Easy mistake to make
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Submitted by Clarisse on June 2, 2008 - 4:35pm.
Off topic!
Look at the Shauna post, now look at the Ange post...
Same friggin fish lips!!!!
Submitted by DiamondDawg on June 2, 2008 - 4:54pm.
She's looking up the DSM-IV to figure out what I said about her.
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That's shocking.
Submitted by LoLo on June 2, 2008 - 4:32pm.
NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC SHOULD DO THE COVER!
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Oh God. You don't mean that in the gaping vagina/C-section hole way do you?
The fact that a magazine is willing to pay a celeb so much money to see pics of their fucking kid is outrageous and stupid. There so many starving and homeless people in this country and all over the world and these mags. are willing to throw its money away on some bullshit overated people. Give me a fucking break! It's just sickening.
Submitted by M.E. on June 2, 2008 - 4:52pm.
She is now HEART ANGELINA and is in another AJ thread trying to force feed us her "truth".
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Fuck. Why didn't I figure this out before?
HEART ANGELINA is a Jehovah's Witness.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on June 2, 2008 - 4:50pm.
Yeah, there are some celebrities who are dedicated to their craft and don't care for attention, like Johnny Depp. Fame has taken on a completely different meaning now. Anyone can be famous. People who are associated with celebrities become famous. It's sad.
....and that's my deep thought for the day.
millions for pics of celebrity spawn. millions for pro athletes salaries. our priorities as a society our major-effed up.
Submitted by AwesomeMcFabulous on June 2, 2008 - 1:49pm.
Has LOVE ANGELINA been banned? Where's her crazy ass?
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She's looking up the DSM-IV to figure out what I said about her.
I'd pay $15 million for one of Brad's turds that I could rub in Angie's face.
The name is Phoebe Price, bitch!!! "Learn it. Love it. Live it!"
I'm staying tuned and holding my breath, over the upcoming public apology and possible lawsuit by Phoebe Price.
Any up to date tidbits, Michael K????
Forget the Joliie-Pitt twins, this is the only news that matters!!!
The Chanel Controversy......
This is the Year Of the Hottest Babe of Dlisters..........I mean, she was already a fixture in the news over her (alledge) cellulites. Her star-turn at Cannes Film fest. And now the whole CHANEL brou ha ha.......
This is the year of Phoebe Price, bitches!
$15mil is absolutely ABSURD! i guess i can understand on a purely monetary level that these celebs want to cash in on the fact that if someone is able to get a pic of the kid(s) that they can then turn around and sell it for a lot of money, but for Brangelina who have the means, as do other wealthy celebs, to go someplace remote for a couple of months until the madness subsides this would seem to be a moot point...didn't they just rent a HUGE estate in paris for this precise reason...more privacy and less invasiveness by the paparazzi? they can have their kids/twins and move directly from the hospital to the estate and the media wouldn't get anything...i mean who takes their newborns, espcially twins, out and about days after their release from the hospital...for the kids health arn't you supposed to keep them away from people and the general public until they get their first couple of shots? (im asking cause i don't have any kids) no one would even get any pics of these kids unless they SELL them to the magazines! when the kids are older they can release a couple of pis to the media so no one gets the scoop and makes a bunch of money! PROBLEM SOLVED!
tu ne cede malis sed contra audentior ito
Spam reported.
AwesomeMcFabulous, defer to my sig.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Submitted by AwesomeMcFabulous on June 2, 2008 - 12:49pm.
Has LOVE ANGELINA been banned? Where's her crazy ass?
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She is now HEART ANGELINA and is in another AJ thread trying to force feed us her "truth".
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on June 2, 2008 - 5:18pm.
DAE, I don't consider you a loon. Know why? You don't force "the facts" about Christina down everyone throats. You love her, you express it, and you move on. That is the difference, IMO, between a loon and a fan.
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God be with you, dumbass.
Submitted by AwesomeMcFabulous on June 2, 2008 - 9:38pm.
is there any celebrity out there that for once won't sell their baby pictures to some piece of shit magazine
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Some celebs dont. I don't think Halle Berry has.
~*~"It's time to make history. It's time to rock the vote." Christina Aguilera in the new Rock The Vote ad that airs in 2 weeks time~*~
Rock The Vote
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y0bdOqL3AI
And the hours of useless spam returns...HMMMM
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Has LOVE ANGELINA been banned? Where's her crazy ass?
BRADIFUL BITCH
"- BLASPHEMY!"
Oh no!!! I can't stop myself...Off topic...
What I'm talking about is blasphemy! Blasphe-you! Blasphe-everybody in the room!... ~ Izzard
D.R.,
I'm going to put a gun to my temple for knowing this, but, those are the 4 longitude and latitude lines for where her spawn were birthed. It's covering the craptastic Bill-Bo Thornton dragon tatt.
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oh GREAT.....we have a NEW spammer!
welcome!
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Submitted by LoLo on June 2, 2008 - 9:30pm.
IM TIRED OF HEARING ABOUT WHAT MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE JUST COME OUT OF HER GOD DAMN VAGINA AND IF THEY WILL TAKE A PHOTO OF IT OR NOT!!!!!!!!!
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LMFAO
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Submitted by loric on June 2, 2008 - 9:30pm.
I thought I'd post here while it was still safe.
This bullshit with paying millions for pictures of celeb babies has to stop. Does anyone besides loons really care to see a baby of a celeb? I know my life would go on without seeing it.
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As the resident Xtina loon I can safely say --Only us loons want to see the baby pics. I can stil remember waiting up all night for the pics to be published with a bunch of other Xtina loons (we have no lives!) The atmosphere was AMAZING. A bunch of loons saying "I can't wait to see the pics" "Urgh, I've just refrshed and they still havenet been posted" all through the night is a truly amazing thing. Unless your a hardcore fan/loon no one really gives a shit about seeing celeb baby pics.
~*~"It's time to make history. It's time to rock the vote." Christina Aguilera in the new Rock The Vote ad that airs in 2 weeks time~*~
Rock The Vote
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y0bdOqL3AI
BRADIFUL we better watch out, the "fans" might try to run us down with their mopeds. I get the feeling they all drive mopeds.
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_Submitted by AwesomeMcFabulous on June 2, 2008 - 4:42pm.
Submitted by LoLo on June 2, 2008 - 4:36pm.
I was kidding, but thanks for the offer.
Are you sure? ha ha
Thats how the born again christians do it. Well thats what Joe Simpson told me.
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on June 2, 2008 - 5:09pm.
Submitted by loric on June 2, 2008 - 1:30pm.
I thought I'd post here while it was still safe.
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Good call! When the brangeloonie shows up, everyone please ignore it. They shrivel up and die from lack of attention.
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It would be great if that would actually work, but this particular loon is like a cockroach. I will, however, ignore.
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God be with you, dumbass.
it's nice that they're doing this for charity, but it's still for publicity.
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It's always about publicity-what else would you expect from a media whore monger? I wish People or OK magazine would just donate the money to charity without showing pictures of babies as the "payoff".
Sorry, but what kind of mother sells pictures of innocent babies for money-regardless where it goes? It's one thing to be a pap whore, but subjecting children that cannot speak for themselves is bullshit!
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God be with you, dumbass.
This how close of attention I pay...
*rolls eyes*
I didn't realize she had her dragon tattoo removed. I thought she just had the "billy bob" removed.
Whatever, carry on.