In The Money
TMZ reports that OK! Magazine and People are currently in a bidding war for the exclusive rights of the first pictures of Brangie's twin Messiahs. A source claims bidding has reached $15 million and could go even higher. All the money will go to charity. The charity being "The Hover Shoes For Maddox Foundation." Seriously, the boy hates walking.
OK! wouldn't comment, but People told TMZ, "We'd love to see the photos in PEOPLE. We wish the family well."
People reportedly paid $4 million for Shiloh's first pictures. In March, People set a record by buying pictures of JLo's Dragon Tales twinsies for around $5-6 million. Oh shit! You know JLo is getting turkey basted with Skellie jizz right now. She's not going to let Brangie top her bucket ass.
This baby picture game is getting ridiculous! Most newborns look exactly the same anyway. Just photograph two golden raisins with crowns on! Nobody would know the difference.
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Submitted by LoLo on June 2, 2008 - 4:36pm.
I was kidding, but thanks for the offer.
Does she have a paragraph tattooed on her left arm? What a crappy, bad-looking design.
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Submitted by StickaCockinWoo... on June 2, 2008 - 1:37pm.
ssssssshhhhhhh, Be quiet about looking at the pics at the newstand without purchasing the mag, then they might do something stupid like putting it in a plastic bag and then you can't open it to see the pics.
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if they plastic wrap them, take an issue and walk over to the opposite end of the store and tear it open!! Then leave it there for all the world to see.
FREE THE PIX!!!
Submitted by loric on June 2, 2008 - 1:30pm.
I thought I'd post here while it was still safe.
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Good call! When the brangeloonie shows up, everyone please ignore it. They shrivel up and die from lack of attention.
zomay on June 2, 2008 - 4:36pm.
I am more Angelina Jolie than Angelina Jolie. Take that statement and put up your ass brangeloooons.
- BLASPHEMY!
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
is there any celebrity out there that for once won't sell their baby pictures to some piece of shit magazine? it's nice that they're doing this for charity, but it's still for publicity.
Two words. Pressed powder.
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I though People already HAD brought the rights for $6 mill??
$15 mill for baby pics? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. What a fucking joke.
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ssssssshhhhhhh, Be quiet about looking at the pics at the newstand without purchasing the mag, then they might do something stupid like putting it in a plastic bag and then you can't open it to see the pics.
M.E.,
I'm thinkin they will look more like Uncle James.
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I swear that if I was famous and about to pop my kid out, there is no fucking way I would sell her baby pictures. I know this because I am the most anti status quo bitch out there. I am more Angelina Jolie than Angelina Jolie. Take that statement and put up your ass brangeloooons.
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Submitted by AwesomeMcFabulous on June 2, 2008 - 4:33pm.
I want to kill myself in hopes that I'll be reincarnated into one of the chosen ones aka the twins of Brangelina.
I can get a tranny with HPV to rub its ass all over your head and you will have the same result as if you passed through angelina's birthin' hole.
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
People or OK? Doesn't get much cheesier than that. How about they take NOTHING and do top of the line, like Women's Wear Daily (U.S.).
This makes me angry. It really does.
who fucking cares?
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 2, 2008 - 5:02pm.
If the pictures show up in OK Magazine does that mean the babies don't really exist?
Only People Magazine has the true facts.
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That is true, according to a certain pain in the ass poster, who will remain nameless.
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God be with you, dumbass.
Off topic!
Look at the Shauna post, now look at the Ange post...
Same friggin fish lips!!!!
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
Well, I'll be betting that these twins will highly resemble Shiloh, so......what is the big fuss about?
Two more little toe heads.
Well according to experts, People is slow on the draw because of all the fact checking.
TEAM OK! MAGAZINE ALL THE WAY.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Of COURSE they will be pics of "fake" babies, unless People can give $20 million, then of COURSE those will be the real babies.
*rolls eyes*
This bullshit with paying millions for pictures of celeb babies has to stop. Does anyone besides loons really care to see a baby of a celeb? I know my life would go on without seeing it.
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So true.
I haven't bought a People magazine in years. I may flip through it at the checkout stand, but not buying.
Even if the money is going to "charity", doesn't it make these "humanitarian" twats uncomfortable that they are selling their babies out and commanding upwards of $15 million? Most of us can barely pay our bills and work HARD and somehow they deserve $15 million just for having kids? Apparently these retards think it's fine to turn their children into media targets without their even being conscious of it.
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
I want to kill myself in hopes that I'll be reincarnated into one of the chosen ones aka the twins of Brangelina.
Submitted by LoLo on June 2, 2008 - 3:32pm.
NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC SHOULD DO THE COVER!
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Haha, LoLo you funny slut!
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Cross over children. All are welcome. All welcome. Go into the Light.
I hope OK gets it too. Just to make a certain person STFU.
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
15 million. Absolutely absurd. Do you know how many starving children can be fed with 15 million. How many people could rebuild homes in New Orleans?
I fucking HATE this shit.
If the pictures show up in OK Magazine does that mean the babies don't really exist?
Only People Magazine has the true facts.
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take the special bus
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You hang in there, sunshine; you're friggin' special.
They might really need the money later for all the therapy sessions the children will undoubtedly need later in life...and who knows how many they'll have added to the collection by then.
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NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC SHOULD DO THE COVER!
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
IM TIRED OF HEARING ABOUT WHAT MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE JUST COME OUT OF HER GOD DAMN VAGINA AND IF THEY WILL TAKE A PHOTO OF IT OR NOT!!!!!!!!!
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
I thought I'd post here while it was still safe.
This bullshit with paying millions for pictures of celeb babies has to stop. Does anyone besides loons really care to see a baby of a celeb? I know my life would go on without seeing it.
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God be with you, dumbass.
$15 million?
this shit is OUT OF CONTROL.
I am so fucking broke right now, this shit makes me sick to me stomach.
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"My ex-wife [Kim Basinger] reaches an almost sexual level of satisfaction when she's in a room full of highpriced lawyers."
- Alec Baldwin
And let the GREAT DEBATE continue.
People or OK????
You make the call
TEAM OK MAGAZINE FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!!!!
I totally hope they out scoop People.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Wait. I'm confused. Weren't the chosen ones already born? Or was that just another Maddox rumor?
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
Sound the alarm, things are about to get ugly.
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