Wino Goes To Court
The Wino put on her crackie best to support Blaaaake in court today. Guess what? She was on time - WINO TIME! That means she was four hours late. Isn't she always?
Wino sat in the front row and kept smiling and winking at her Blaaake. She was communicating with him. Crackmorse code! Wino also asked the court skanks to give Blaaake a note she had written. It was probably the recipe for Jenkem. After 80 minutes, Wino had enough and she left court.
Outside, Wino was asked how her Blaaake looked, she answered, "As gorgeous as fuck. You seen him before?" Well, beauty is in the eye of the beer holder or in Wino's case, the pipe holder.
Blaaake's facing charges of assault and conspiracy to pervert the course of justice. The trial is expected to begin soon.
Here's more of Wino leaving her house for court this morning. Every time I see Wino's cuts, I think of Meth Scratched Face from Rock of Love.
Poor Amy. Actually she is a talented girl. Her blog and photos were found at milllionaire
datingsite ---"AffluentBachelors.com"---- last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is seeking on that site
Submitted by madam s. on June 2, 2008 - 10:04pm.
Richard,
It will be most dangerous for Blake, who's bound to get a good scratching and clawing at some point. At worst you would be subjected to a very skinny crackhead with a beehive running past you on the street naked/possibly wearing some underwear. So yes, for your own mental health it may be best to stay off the London streets for a while.
Submitted by Sheeps on June 2, 2008 - 10:02pm.
I thought the City was promoting its "Free Crack Day"?
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It's official, I'm burning and toking on my Team Wino card. This woman is walking science fiction, and I'm a-scared.
~~~~Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.~~~~
KITTEN-ABUSER! Keep him locked up. "He's a very bad man! A VERY bad man! I'm going to wish him out into the cornfield!"
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In the news today, tourism in London-town is expected to hit an all-time low next week when Blake the Wanker is free to roam the streets at night. Drinking buddies are advised to travel together in case of an attack. People who have booed Amy Winehouse at one of her gigs are especially in danger.
The reason Blake was denied bail was because his crime was so severe. He assaulted someone in a local pub, who complained to the police, then went round with his friend and slashed the victim with a knife to stop them talking. He then continued to buy drugs in prison which culminated in an overdose.
Not a nice person.
WTF why does she have a topless woman tattooed on her arm? What would possess someone to do that? Oh wait- CRACK. Jeez I have tats too, but I won't be ashamed to show them to my grandkids someday. Wait- maybe she won't either, knowing Amy... And does she actually look in the mirror before she goes out? That ratted, smelly-looking hair & that smeary mess of eyeliner does not look remotely good in any situation. Disgusting. And this is coming from a goth. Yikes.
I've heard her music & I'm not impressed. Just another pathetic lowlife with negotiable talent that deserves to be in jail instead of on TV. How the hell do these people get famous???
She is my favorite. I love her. I saw her profile on millionaire and celebrity dating site "W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m" last week. Is she single now? Just curious.
Submitted by Manimal5 on June 2, 2008 - 7:54pm.
Wino must be doing better, I don't see any new cuts or scratches in ...hours.
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She's stop doing the "scratch-and-sniff" routine.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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She's a bumbaclot'.
She must be trying to pacify Blake again. She's such a flighty drug addled twit that she's only madly in love with him when she's in the mood for drama.
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Wino must be doing better, I don't see any new cuts or scratches in ...hours.
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Hi guys!
OMG, that fight was nasty- I save the bruised and bloody pictures of course.
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"My ex-wife [Kim Basinger] reaches an almost sexual level of satisfaction when she's in a room full of highpriced lawyers."
- Alec Baldwin
Why does she wear the stage makeup and wig all the time?? Talk about getting dressed with your beer goggles on.
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A video movie could improve your life.
Submitted by madam s. on June 2, 2008 - 7:06pm.
I've already tried the advertised "Crack Cosmo."
I suppose after sneaking up on a mirror every day, everyone else looks great.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Sheeps,
Their whole "Crack Sex In the City" theme is both adorable AND timely.
Submitted by madam s. on June 2, 2008 - 7:04pm.
a very skinny crackhead with a beehive running past you on the street naked/possibly wearing some underwear
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (etc)
Richard,
It will be most dangerous for Blake, who's bound to get a good scratching and clawing at some point. At worst you would be subjected to a very skinny crackhead with a beehive running past you on the street naked/possibly wearing some underwear. So yes, for your own mental health it may be best to stay off the London streets for a while.
Submitted by Richard Strangdog on June 2, 2008 - 6:58pm.
I thought the City was promoting its "Free Crack Day"?
Madame S., I suggest not visiting London, anytime soon. Good Heavens, will London be safe from those two????
Seems that her hand healed rather nicely..... thought she hurt it and couldn't play her guitar. Interesting how the British press downplayed, 'Amy's trainwreck at Lisbon'.
~~~~Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.~~~~
Team Wino. But I'm a little scared of the public cracked-out beatings and running through the streets naked and other debauchery that seem inevitable if he's getting out next week.
Submitted by maDalice on June 2, 2008 - 7:33pm.
When is this dude gonna get out?
Supposedly by next Monday........ Crackheads of the world, celebrate! Your King shall be freed!
~~~~Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.~~~~
lmmffao @ Crackmorse code!
hahahahahahaha
When is this dude gonna get out?
After showing up 4 hours late, Wino only stayed 80 minutes? She is the embodiment of the phrase,"Rehab is for quitters!" She couldn't give the pipe a break, not even for her husband? She already f'd up a televised concert being on that crap!
Normally, I don't give a fluck about those two, but if I was Blake, I'd hatch an escape plan.
Submitted by Green Is Good on June 2, 2008 - 2:41pm.
Do you think their "marital relations" include intimate moments over a shared crack pipe?
How could you ruin dinner, Green is Good? I though you were cool, baby!
~~~~Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.~~~~
Is she trying to hide her afternoon stash in her weave...again? Damnit Amy!
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
The difference between her and Britney is that she keeps the weight off by vomiting her guts out after she shoots up or hits the crack pipe. Britney still looks chunky despite all the anti-depressants, but I hear those are like The Pill and make you gain weight. It's either use a condem or gain weight...WTF?!?! I mean, really...
Your face!
Now,I am afraid someone on these boards is going to beat my ass because as of late I have been giving compliments to people who really don't deserve them.
And here I go again....
I think Amys dress is cute.
**crouching down with arms over bead**
I wish she'd quit picking at her damn facial scars. There's gonna be a point in time when the makeup won't cover shit for her anymore.
Plus, Blaaaaake's playing her like a damn Gibson guitar. He probably only acknowledged her like an embarrassed soccer kid with a tipsy mom waving frantically from the stands. FOUR hours late? He only gives her a smile while she's jumping out of her seat to be closer to him? He's done with her. His mama made sure of that. I hope the divorce is her "bottom" and she turns it around into song and not self-waste. Her face was once so pretty. Her voice was so amazing.
She still looks neater and more put-together than Britney.
"pervert the course of justice."???
MK you're a pervert of Justice.
?&!
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"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Oi Darlings....is Jenkem SFW?
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
I just learned about Jenkem!
(winks at camera)
Thanks D-Listed!
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No I haven't been drinking, why do you ask?
She's been questioned about helping Blaaaaaaake intimidate witnesses. She probably left early when she finally got it through her beehive that she could put in the hoosegow [;)] for helping Blaaaake through her asinine attempts to communicate with him.
She should know by now that the only code to use with Blaaaaaaake is smoke signals from a crack pipe.
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Amy could blink in code "I heart you Blakey", and Blake could blink "I heart you Amy".
LOL
Fucking hell, I thought I'd heard of everything til I clicked on the link for the Jenkem recipe.
Looks like she still has that abcess.
Submitted by Green Is Good on June 2, 2008 - 10:28pm.
Anybody know why Blaaaaake didn't get bail? I read the UK papers, and this sounds like piddly shit compared to some of the really heinous crimes that go down there.
Don't flame UK sluts. I lurv you long time. It's the same shit that goes down here.
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I have no idea. I stopped reading the UK papers when I found Dlisted. UK justice system is...is...well it's not the best, but it wor - trys hard to be good.
i'm honestly glad they've kept Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake locked up. Amy is better of without her Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake. The longer he's locked up, the btter off Amy will be in the long run.
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off-topic --
hot off the press....DRUDGE REPORT has a link to pix of MTV awards in London. Lindsay Lo has an embarrassing wardrobe malfunction (planned, I'm sure). And Rumor looks like the next Dita Von Long Face. Go!
http://www.drudgereport.com/
look for the link on the left side of the screen
Thanks Momus. And yes, I do.
"Hoosegow". That word cracks me up!
Boy, these two are the Romeo and Juliet of train wrecks. He's been in jail longer than they've been married!
Scratch that, longer than they've been able to marital relations.
*chuckle* Mrs.Kravitz, Heloise wasn't a crack-whore.
She looks like death warmed over.
I know that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but you would have to be legally blind or have crack goggles on to think Blaaaaake is attractive. If Wino ever sobers up, I'm sure she'll take one look at Blaaaaaaaaaaake and make a run for it.
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God be with you, dumbass.
Submitted by Green Is Good on June 2, 2008 - 2:41pm.
Do you think their "marital relations" include intimate moments over a shared crack pipe?
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Heloise and Abelard...
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I don't care if you lick windows,
take the special bus
or occasionally pee on yourself.
You hang in there, sunshine; you're friggin' special.
I wish someone would get some pictures of her drug den.
*rubs hands together and laughs*
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
Submitted by Green Is Good on June 2, 2008 - 5:28pm.
I believe that Blaaaaake cannot get bail he's because in the hoosegow for witness intimidation. Even here in the good ol' US of A it is nearly impossible to get bail for witness intimidation.
P.S. How did she get past the metal detectors with all her scabs? Those things must iron-coated given how rusty they look!
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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God, I can't believe how effed up her face is.
She's been picking at it HARD!
Stoney- yes!!! He most likely is RED with embarrassment!
Anybody know why Blaaaaake didn't get bail? I read the UK papers, and this sounds like piddly shit compared to some of the really heinous crimes that go down there.
Don't flame UK sluts. I lurv you long time. It's the same shit that goes down here.
And REPORT SPAM EVERY TIME YOU SEE IT!!!!!!
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
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Why does a woman has another woman tattoed om her body why,is not a mermaid or farie so why is that womam topless??
LMAO at crackmorse code.
I heard she kept mouthing shit to Blake and had to be told to shut the fuck up by the court po po. At one point she took out her pin with Blake's name on it and waved it at him. You know he has to be mortified is he's even halfway conscious.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA