Who Knew This Troll Was So Popular?
The paps nearly crushed Hayden Panatroll at LAX yesterday. Must have been a slow day on the pap stroll. They nearly knocked the buff troll down to the ground. The good news is that she doesn't have far to fall. She's like two feet tall, fully erect.
I don't know why the paps are stressing out over a shot of her! They could just go down to the local garden store, put a dirty blonde wig on a garden gnome, snap a few and call it a day!
I had my laugh waiting in the wings, hoping they knocked her troll ass to the ground. I love seeing people fall. The other day, I saw some little kid hit the ground hard. It took every bone in my body to keep from bursting out laughing. Tears were coming out of my eyes because that laugh was trying to push its way out. I'm making progress! Two years ago, I would have let that laugh out and pointed!
She looks beautiful. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site ----"AffluentBachelors.com" ----last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
Congratulations on your progress Michael!
*-Jenny-*
hahahah, i almost burst into laughter from people who fall or trip on invisible shit on the sidewalk, so i feel for ya MK. ive been good and only laugh after they've looked to see if anyone saw them laugh or trip. the girl that i mentor fell right in front of me once and it took a TITANIC effort not to laugh. i just love to laugh at people when they fall! and they sure as hell don't like it either!
Your face!
AHAHAHA... one time on my campus there was this over weight bearded student riding a kid's bike,trying to be funny or something. He is in an open area where a lot of students just hang out and he completely wipes out. Like flys horizontally off the bike. He seemed to stay suspended in the air for a minute. Probably one of the funniest things I've ever seen. He was okay, which was good, but damn... was that ever funny.
don't get soft on us MK laugh and point laugh and point damn it. remember a happy bunny once said not caring is fun
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hate is just a special kind love we give to people who suck
@DAE- Love Britain. My parents and I used to head to London for Christmas every year. Times being what they are we missed Christmas last year. Beautiful place the isles. Well you certainly aren't missing out on anything by not being familar with Guiding Light.
Dear Mr. Headupyourass,
While the humpback and minke whale populations has made a comeback, CITES still listes them as Appendix II, which is trade controls required.
The Fin whale is still endangered.
Even if these species where plentiful, if you think the pictures linked below are humane, then you are a very scary person.
http://www.news.com.au/adelaidenow/story/0,22606,23172726-5006301,00.htm...
Moron.
"The opposition to whaling is totally hypocritical, same with the baby seals. Unless you are a total vegan, you should not be opposed to this."
Whatever. You can compare cows and dolphins if you want. But then I guess you have to think of dogs and cows as the same too. Why not people also? There's a few celebutards I wouldn't mind seeing roasting over an open fire..... Though I doubt a Paris Hilton burger would pass FDA standards, even here in America.
Submitted by devilgirl on June 3, 2008 - 3:38pm.
@DAE, I seriously doubt however that Hayden is in any danger of having to suit up and head to Iraq. She was kinda ok until that statement. Did you know she used to be on the soap "Guiding Light"? She played Phillip Spauldings daughter Lizzie for a few years. She was probably 10 or so
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The pont I think Hayden was trying to make is that, there are a lot of young people in the army. If they are old enough to fight & die for the country they love, why aren't they old enough to drink.
I've never heard of "Guiding Light" until now. I'm born & bread Britsh I tells ya! ;0)
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DAE,
10 year olds drinking????? Good lord!
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@DAE, I seriously doubt however that Hayden is in any danger of having to suit up and head to Iraq. She was kinda ok until that statement. Did you know she used to be on the soap "Guiding Light"? She played Phillip Spauldings daughter Lizzie for a few years. She was probably 10 or so.
Whatever...slow news day.
Submitted by Clarisse on June 3, 2008 - 3:18pm.
DAE,
I sort of agree too. I think Europe has a much more realistic attitude towards drinking. It's as if being under 21 stops anyone here from boozing it up.
Plus, i cannot hate on anyone that uses their celebrity to bring attention the Asian whale and dolphin slaughter.
*steps off soap-box*
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I'd like to see Britsh drinking laws change. We have a real problem with underage drinking (kids as young as 10!) and our laws currently allow clubs & pubs to be open 24 hours. *shakes head*
I agree totally, I know that Wale & Dolphin hunting is part of Asian culture & I respect that, but it's sick. Any celeb that brings light to this issue is OK by me.
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She preaches about saving the whales, but then goes to steak joints and sushi houses. The whales the Japanese are hunting are no longer endangered and the hunt is conducted in a sustainable and humane manner.
The opposition to whaling is totally hypocritical, same with the baby seals. Unless you are a total vegan, you should not be opposed to this.
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.
DAE,
I sort of agree too. I think Europe has a much more realistic attitude towards drinking. It's as if being under 21 stops anyone here from boozing it up.
Plus, i cannot hate on anyone that uses their celebrity to bring attention the Asian whale and dolphin slaughter.
*steps off soap-box*
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
<" She's like two feet tall, fully erect.">
Interesting phrasing. What, does she go soft sometimes?
hmm midget-y..
seriously, has she been asked to be in the new hobbit movie yet?
After her turn as Hillary Clinton, Amy Winehouse, and then Shania Twain, how can you help but be impressed?
Submitted by devilgirl on June 3, 2008 - 2:41pm.
Yeah I read that too. I kinda agree with her a bit on that, because if your old enough to fight for your country why aren't you old enough to drink? *shrugs* I do agree with her Save the Wales thing, she should stick with that instead of complaining about the drinking age.
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Rock The Vote
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Gummy and gross in the mouth area since 2008!
MK! falling is the funniest thing in the world, as long as it's not happening to you! I give you permission to go ahead and laugh, cuz everyone else wants to also! :)
here's when you shouldn't laugh....i was in a tap recital in the galleria when i was little and this old lady went tumbling down the escalator whilst we were performing! i laughed :( i'm a terrible person, but it was funny! she was fine so i didn't feel too bad....but it's probably not good to laugh at that, kids, heck yes, laugh away!
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Also the people who put what I write as their signature are crazy and I have no idea why they do it. Its make no sense. I don't think you should have that there.
LOVE ANGELINA
thanks for the chola love! I got the look from Sophia (?) from Operacion Repo. What you may not see is:
-he has both nostrils pieced
-2 lip rings
-a labret
-and the word TRUTH tattoo's on his neck
-1 barbell in each eyebrow
-1 tear tattoo'd under his eye.
truly a work of art!
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Gummy and gross in the mouth area since 2008!
If I was gonna do barely legal midget sex...
@DAE, yeah I read on another site that she is complaining about being of age to go to war and old enough to buy porn, but she can't drink. She wishes the drinking age was lower in the states, that's why she loves Britain because she can go into a pub and order a beer. Sounds like she has some great ideas .Maybe with her celeb status she can lobby to get the drinking age lowered to 12.
Not a fan of hers. I saw her on millionairedating site **W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m**** last week. "She is very picky about guys on that site", according to the officials of that site. What is she looking for on that site?
This near tragedy never would have happened if she'd been shopping on Third St. or saving dolphins from cruel Japanese fishermen, then crying about it.
Chefcammi, your Nick Hogan/cholo avie is inspired. Que linda!!
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I love Hayden, she's pretty & actually wants to do good things with her celeb status.
@chefcammi - your new avvi is awsome!
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Rock The Vote
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Aw, i think she's cute.
*runs out of the room*
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
I think she is super sexy. She is NOT a troll, so all you haters can STFU.
Now excuse me while I go tidy up my midget porn DVD collection.
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TROLLS AREN'T LARGE SPAMMER!!!!! THAT'S WHY THEYRE CALLED TROLLS!!!!
at least READ the shit b4 you comment, fucktard!
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Save the cheerleader!
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
I think she's pretty.. but what do I know? I'm a jailed chola.
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No worries. That girl can take a body check or two... hockey-style.