Tuesday, June 3rd 2008

Dreamboat & Kate: Together Again!

Dreamboat Doherty used some of his crackie crash to buy a Kate Moss painting as well as a Wino painting last night in London. Metro claims Dreamy paid $10,000 for the paintings. That's a falsity! $10,000 in Monopoly money, maybe! Dreamboat himself isn't even worth $10,000! You can probably buy Dreamy for a half-used Bic lighter and a little heroin residue.

Dreamy said the painting were for his "art collection" at home. Please, you know that's where he hides the good shit.

It warms my coal heart to see that Dreamy still thinks of Kate. I'm sure she thinks of him too. She thinks of him every time she wipes her ass with her special Pete Doherty toilet paper.

Wenn

Thanks Cintha

Posted by: Michael K


He is just like a monkey,is"t he?hehehhe........;I saw his profile on millionaire&celeb dating site ---"AffluentBachelors.com ----" last week. It is said he is in relationship with a young beautiful woman on that site now..

albamar's picture

this guy is a sick person , why you ppl trash him like that ?? show some compassion

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P-Doh, say it aint true..

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Ah, Dougherty. He takes "fugly" to a whole 'nother level.

madam s.'s picture

Those paintings are hilariously hideous. I'll forgive Petey though, since he's my second favorite crackhead in the whole world. And really, a crackhead SHOULD have crackhead "art".

@Billie, don't sell yourself short! Besides your art is art, look at what he allegedly paid $10k for?

Koru's picture

""Woh! I paint for a living, and I wouldn't charge that much, that is a lot....well I might charge HIM that much...LOL""

Exactly Billie! You know whoever sold it to him only charged him that much b/c they could totally get away with it. At least it's 10k less to spend on the crackity crack!

*The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits.*

Woh! I paint for a living, and I wouldn't charge that much, that is a lot....well I might charge HIM that much...LOL

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Koru's picture

Hey Hey WTF!? I am an artist... why can't I get 10k for a painting? hell I can paint Kate as if she was about to step right off the canvas! somebody get me Dreamboat's number.. lol

*The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits.*

@Islandgirl- I did forget the dogs playing poker. Now his collection can be complete!

StewieGriffin's picture

I'm so scared of what this man's peen might look like. You know that shit is dirty, smelly and has every std known to man kind.

The story only makes sense if we know who the artist is. $10k for a painting of Kate by, say, Peter Andre would not be money well spent. Also, who carries around $10k in cash? In a club?

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Submitted by devilgirl on June 3, 2008 - 11:23am.
I am sure his art collection consists of a few velvet Elvis paintings and a vintage "Man with the Golden Arm" movie poster!
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And don't forget "Dogs Playing Poker".

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parissucksliterally's picture

But they are not made with blood...why would he want them?

I'm surprised he could still scrape 10k together.

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Clarisse's picture

Do i really want to live in a world that takes Bo Diddley and leaves this rotting corpse walking street!!

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I am sure his art collection consists of a few velvet Elvis paintings and a vintage "Man with the Golden Arm" movie poster!