Cynthia Nixon said that her hot ass girlfriend, Rojo Caliente, doesn't like wearing women's clothes. Errr...DUH! She's not a fucking drag queen. Cynthia said she tries to get Rojo to wear chick duds, but she's never had any luck.

She said, "She only wears men's clothes. She won't even wear any kind of women's shoes.
I bought her a pair of cowboy boots that were from a women's department, and she was like, 'Don't do this again.'"

I hope Rojo dick slapped Cynthia for making that mistake! Buying women's boots for Rojo is like buying condoms for Wonky McValtrex. It just doesn't make sense!

Cynthia should know that if it doesn't come from Men's Wearhouse, Rojo is not interested in rockin' it.

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Life~

I can't answer your question but I have asked before:

Why would a gay man want to date a gay man that dresses and looks like a woman? I've never understood this and my gay pals have themselves never been able to answer this as this is not their taste. Can anyone please explain?

Now, Life, the silence will truly be deafening.

Life's picture

I dont get it! Now Nixon wouldn't date a dude that looked like someone from The Andy Griffith Show, so why date a chick that looks like this?? My 23 year old bi-sexual Ingrate is dating a very short Dyke chick that thinks she is a rapper but i know my girl wouldn't date a dude that looks like her new Carpet Muncher looks!! why, oh fuckin why?!! I know most things but i cant seem to wrap my brain around their strange taste in each other,,, figuratively, that is:)!

"The More You Know, The Less You Need"

No offense to the Red Hotness but I don't think chick clothes would work out for her even if Cynthia Nixon succeeded in getting them on her.

*-Jenny-*

helly's picture

Does anyone else see the resemblance between Samwise Gamgee and Rojo? They are at least Hobbit cousins. This makes sense as the rumor is that Samwise is a closet homo.

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Actually it's good that they are together. Perhaps their individual fug can combine into one large fug and cancel itself out.

paris herpes's picture

She should wear a red cape and call herself Super Rojo Caliente! Tadahhhh!

Your face!

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Submitted by Hekki on June 3, 2008 - 10:01pm.
Shut up about her looks, people. Maybe she and Cynthia are together because she has a terrific personality and treats Cynthia right. Maybe she is caring and funny and supportive and she does her share of the housework and brings her little presents and isn't sheepish about buying her tampons. Maybe they're best friends and have hot screeching nookie. They certainly look happy.
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Oh, I'm sure she is a great person, she makes Cynthia happy, etc. but Rojo Caliente, please avoid taking photos of your-so-beautiful-self at society events! You don't belong there.

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TEAM GINGER!!! I can't help but like these two. Look at them! They are giggling like lovesick teenagers! Happiness at its best! WOOT!

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Denfrmhell... I mailed you but I think I screwed up your addie. You're probably long gone by now, sorry it took so long for me to answer but I've been packing. Will be there late Friday night.

OnT: I love these two.

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I'm mad at Rojo. She yelled at Cynthia like men always do. She's controlling.
She has jack in the box cheeks.

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I remember that bitch Mason Reese on some fucked up commercials.....Jesus H that was an ugly kid....I dont get the whole cross dressing thing.....but at least have an equal....Nixon is semi hot but RC is definitely not.

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@Clarisse... Ahhh...your joke didn't bomb. I don't know if Men's Shithouse is only local, but we've got it here in the DC Ghettro area. I'm just a slow-witted dipshit.

On another note, Ellen dresses with zero femininity, but she always looks styled and her shit always fits her. You don't have to look like Jabba the Hutt just because you want to dress like a dude.

Genevieve's picture

Please, I have yet to date a butch that would ever wear anything that was even near the women's section let alone in the women's section. Duh

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MJ, I LOVE that song..."I'm not a fucking drag queen"

Rojo is a hot mess. I mean, please. As a frumpy lesbian even I have to say - you can find men's clothes that are at least hot and fit you. Read: gap jeans and a vintage cut men's polo. Oh, wait, throw in some sperry top-sider loafers and a red sox cap and you have my outfit for the day...

Well, it's not difficult. She's got confidence issues, which, I mean, PLEASE! You're fucking Cynthia Nixon! Get over your shit, and be proud you get to hit that!

These two together gives hope to us frumpy looking lesbians everywhere.

Ps. Nononononono...Miss Squires will do nicely

Hekki's picture

Shut up about her looks, people. Maybe she and Cynthia are together because she has a terrific personality and treats Cynthia right. Maybe she is caring and funny and supportive and she does her share of the housework and brings her little presents and isn't sheepish about buying her tampons. Maybe they're best friends and have hot screeching nookie. They certainly look happy.

We're always complaining about how society is so narrow-minded about standards of beauty, etc. And then you all pick on her for being a chubby ginge who wears men's clothing. That's fucked up.

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Submitted by ChubbyWubby on June 3, 2008 - 12:17pm.
For some of you older posters like myself, Rojo Caliente looks like Mason Reese grown up!

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Really dating myself here, but yes, I remember him...the Underwood Deviled ham kid.
Was there something wrong with him, genetically I mean?

It ain't the clothes - I'm thinking she is just plain fucking ugly! You could wrap her in designer mens outfits and she would still be car chasing ugly. Cynthia please you are not without prospects and could do sooooooo much better!

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 3, 2008 - 9:02pm.

Here's the thing...the unflattering clothes, the lack of style, it's all a point of pride. I have a lesbian friend who is like this. Whenever she has gatherings I am often the only straight woman there.
I am no fashionista, believe you me, but even I am appalled by the lack of style that she and her friends exhibit. They are proud to be wearing Tevas and rag sox with those hideous "convertible" hiking pants that have horizontal zippers so you can turn them into shorts or, GOD FORGIVE ME, pleated jeans.
It's a lesbonic subculture.
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Thanks God, not all lesbians are like that, just the militant ones.

The most common reason for such behaviour is that their mother never took care of her beauty or the opposite - she was a mani-pedi fashionplate.

Fully recognizing the fact, that they are ugly and have no taste, they are just too lazy to take care just a bit about their looks. The grow older starting to hate men for lack of attention and pretty women - for all the attention that they get from men.

A pretty frustrating personality desorder is leading to militant lesbo culture. They spread this hate where they can.

These women could and will never understand that men are aesthetic creatures and if you want to catch one - be feminine and take a bit care of your appearance. If you are too lazy for that - fine, but don't hate other people for avoiding your company.

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Submitted by K2 on June 3, 2008 - 11:50am.
She needs to get a hairstyle or lose the unflattering clothing.
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Here's the thing...the unflattering clothes, the lack of style, it's all a point of pride. I have a lesbian friend who is like this. Whenever she has gatherings I am often the only straight woman there.
I am no fashionista, believe you me, but even I am appalled by the lack of style that she and her friends exhibit. They are proud to be wearing Tevas and rag sox with those hideous "convertible" hiking pants that have horizontal zippers so you can turn them into shorts or, GOD FORGIVE ME, pleated jeans.
It's a lesbonic subculture.

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You hang in there, sunshine; you're friggin' special.

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yeah, I have to agree with you K2. Too funny! "an eyesore"...seriously, alittle on the homely side.

this has nothing to do with sexual preference. I'm certainly NOT a homophobe. But I can't fathom where the physical chemistry is between these two. The girlfriend is an eyesore and that's being nice. Cynthia must know that she can do much better than that! Maybe she stimulates Cynthia's mind but I would hardly want to see that chic naked! She needs to get a hairstyle or lose the unflattering clothing. Geez, have some consideration for the person going down on you!

Little miss's picture

Missy, I didn't want to hurt anyones' feelings.
My opinion has nothing to do with chubby or lesbian women. Many of them are splendid, as long as they are not militant, who trash all the heteros and slender ones.

What I'm trying to say is that women, like Rojo Caliente, which are so incredibly ugly and don't want to do anything about it must not be so often on public. Society get aesthetic shock looking at those too often. People would rather pay attention to those, who require and will accept help. This one wont, cause she is militant. Here's the whole drama of public despair.

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Submitted by Clarisse on June 3, 2008 - 11:38am.

Mrs K.,
Having a vaj-jay also means you are always right!!!

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right, TV? you know this!

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Mrs K.,
Having a vaj-jay also means you are always right!!!

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Mrs.Kravitz's picture

Having a vagina doesn't mean you have to dress a certain way.
It just means you don't have a penis.

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I don't care if you lick windows,
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You hang in there, sunshine; you're friggin' special.

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I just can't picture Rojo in women's garb. The men's look just suits (yuk, yuk, yuk) her. And personally I don't want to know what her figure looks like...

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Submitted by Little miss on June 3, 2008 - 12:35pm.

People like Rojo Caliente offend public eyes. They must sit at home, exersize and diet, (or make a gastric bypass surgery) and hire a stylist. The are some chubby women, who look good. This one is just offensive.

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opinions like yours are much more offensive to me than anyones looks could ever be. EW.
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Little miss's picture

Rojo Caliente would look so much better if the would only close that collar button and hide the fugly neck.

People like Rojo Caliente offend public eyes. They must sit at home, exersize and diet, (or make a gastric bypass surgery) and hire a stylist. The are some chubby women, who look good. This one is just offensive.

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Dirk Diggler's picture

Rojo Caliente... That cracks me up.

Seriously though, I think her ill-fitted, masculine wardrobe only enhances Cynthia's looks.

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Thanks ESE....yes, legs in the air.....those lovely, classy Hilton Sisters.....lol

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 3, 2008 - 12:52pm.

legs in the air, just like usual, dahlin'!LOL!

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ESE:....I did miss that comment last night....I was in a "fog".....lol

but I'm back to "normal" now, right?

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Ohhhkaaaay. What is the deal with the cross dressing? I've noticed more and more lesbians who basically dress and look like dudes. Just have a sex change already. You want the ladies, you want the guy swagger, you want your lady parts too...why so greedy???? Seriously, what is up with that?

Rojo is a hot mess. She must have hella personality or scissoring skills...

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Power to Rojo, but come on Cynthia. You could have at least hooked up with Kristen Davis.

Amanda's picture

Well, she could atleast have her ~mens~ clothes TAILORED.

She looks ridic.

Miss Katty's picture

Rojo has that shit eatin' grin that ugly guys do when they land pretty women.

And if the bitch is gonna wear guy clothes, buy nice ones. That mess just cries out 'Kohls!'

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Submitted by Clarisse on June 3, 2008 - 12:34pm.

LCT,
1) OH MAN! I had tuna for lunch! HAD being the key word.

2) I watched PS ILY last night. Fuckity Fuck Fuck! I balled like a little bitch everytime she got another letter! Geeze! Well, maybe i shouldn't have finished that bottle of wine.
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1)Hahahahaha tuna eater. You had Rojo for lunch. hee heee heee.
2)Ugh, that part where he sang to her in the bar, I was like, 'you mother fucker. get over here and do that.' Did you watch the deleted scene where he went to the travel agency? Laughed my fucking ass off when he fell off the chair but it was sad.

I have to admit, that movie would have been A LOT better if Harry Connick Jr. hadn't been such a whiny bitch. Fucking can't stand him in that.

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WHOA! Who shit in Lolo's fried rice????

Sorry about the toilet times Lolo!! ♥

Mrs.Kravitz's picture

Some lesbians take pride in not giving a fuck about how they look. It's a deliberate attempt to not make themselves attractive.
At least that is the impression I have gotten from some of my lesbotic friends.

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I don't care if you lick windows,
take the special bus
or occasionally pee on yourself.
You hang in there, sunshine; you're friggin' special.

LoLo's picture

thanks glam and dawn

damn dumplings made me have WACKY dreams all night too
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.

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LoLo - Stop by Terrence Howard's house and get some baby wipes for your caca times.......

***I'm only one stomach flu away from my goal weight***

Clarisse's picture

LCT,
1) OH MAN! I had tuna for lunch! HAD being the key word.

2) I watched PS ILY last night. Fuckity Fuck Fuck! I balled like a little bitch everytime she got another letter! Geeze! Well, maybe i shouldn't have finished that bottle of wine...

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soul's picture

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Cynthia needs a GURLfriend, since she's the guy.

LOVE CARROTTOP's picture

If Rojo gets insulted when Cynthia buys her chick's boots, what the hell is she still doing with a vagina?

I have a feeling Rojo is really lacking in the hygiene department. She gives me the impression she smells like a mix of feta cheese and a can of tuna in her danger zone.

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*passes LoLo some Pepto and asswipes*

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Clarisse's picture

Ack! Chubby damn you! I did not know of this Mason Reese, so of course i had to go look it up and now that little fucker is burnt into my psyche!!!!!

My nightmares have a new face!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnfq-BMEicQ

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 3, 2008 - 12:20pm.
I had no idea my avie had changed to the black and white pic

i asked you about the avie change last night... guess ya missed it

OT: what thread am i on?

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LoLo's picture

Attention Trolls,Crazies,Whores and Sluts.
I have eaten some bad god damn chinese food.

While any other time id love to play pin the dick on the tard-ass with you, right now i just need to have some toilet times. I have dumpling issues in my coin slots and the bats are pissed!

I phoned county, they said bitches aint shit but hos and tricks and then hung up after telling me my green beans had backfired.

So for the love of god, can we keep the bull shit down today? Other wise i will fucking take a picture of what i believed happened between Britney and Carla in the bathroom with my sock camera and use it as my Avie while I post "FIRST" over and over again. You know i will do it.
You know what barfed up chinese looks like?
You will soon! Im warning you! ha ha ha!

Spank you, spank you all

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kbug's picture

can she at least buy mens clothes that fit?

SpoiledGlamGirl's picture

PSL stalker is jealous. That is always the way. Nothing original about this foolio...retard.

***I'm only one stomach flu away from my goal weight***

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