Tuesday, June 3rd 2008

Does She Look Like A Drag Queen?!

Cynthia Nixon said that her hot ass girlfriend, Rojo Caliente, doesn't like wearing women's clothes. Errr...DUH! She's not a fucking drag queen. Cynthia said she tries to get Rojo to wear chick duds, but she's never had any luck.

She said, "She only wears men's clothes. She won't even wear any kind of women's shoes.
I bought her a pair of cowboy boots that were from a women's department, and she was like, 'Don't do this again.'"

I hope Rojo dick slapped Cynthia for making that mistake! Buying women's boots for Rojo is like buying condoms for Wonky McValtrex. It just doesn't make sense!

Cynthia should know that if it doesn't come from Men's Wearhouse, Rojo is not interested in rockin' it.

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Thanks Kelly

Posted by: Michael K


JJ JJ's picture

I bet she buys blue jeans at Sears ... you know, the "Husky" jeans ....

parissucksliterally's picture

That is sick and WRONG. Motherfucker.

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DawnieDawnDawn's picture

@Chubby!

YES! Much more like him than Bonoduce. You are right! Ahahahahahhaaa

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NovaNightly's picture

She bought her cowboy boots?? Um...HA HA HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHA! The thought of Rojo wearing nothing but cowboy boots just scarred my brain!! Aaaaayeeeeeeee!

parissucksliterally's picture

I had no idea my avie had changed to the black and white pic......my avie was showing my regular one to me.....gotta vote now!

I have a fucking Single White Cyber Female.....it's fucking great....

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Dina and Lindsay have been struggling with the fact that Ali is so goddamn pretty and talented and gorgeous and tall and they simply cannot stop her from being the biggest star the world has ever seen.

greeneyedmonster's picture

I wonder what her underwear drawer looks like.

DawnieDawnDawn's picture

I am sorry, but Rojo needs to take the butch thing down a notch. She looks like Danny Bonaduce back in the Partridge Family days.

And PSL's troll, you are a total loser.

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Submitted by ChubbyWubby on June 3, 2008 - 11:17am.

HOLY CRAP!! she sure does!!

funny!
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ChubbyWubby's picture

For some of you older posters like myself, Rojo Caliente looks like Mason Reese grown up!

http://www.handmadewebsites.com/mystuff/reese.html

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SpoiledGlamGirl's picture

I'd bet PSL's stalker actually looks very much like Rojo - hence having nothing better to do with his/her/its time.

This person is as significant as a cum rag.

***I'm only one stomach flu away from my goal weight***

StickaCockinWoodyAllensMouth's picture

Cynthia's face is looking like Rojo's pussy-disgusting.

Snarkley's picture

On topic, I had the same hairdo as Rojo when I rolled out of bed this morning.

DebFrmHell's picture

Beige Baby, look over your shoulder.

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Clarisse's picture

PSL,
Your stalker, while not the brightest bulb in the pack, sure is persistent. Methinks it's stepped over the line thought. Reported.

SpoiledGlamGirl,
It's an occupational hazard at D-Listed! They iz some funny hwores around here!

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madam s.'s picture

I love Rojo Caliente. And I think this couple rocks. I would personally slap Rojo, though, if I saw her wearing cowboy boots, so I don't know what Cynthia is thinking.

Snarkley's picture

What's going on in here? I'm not seeing any picture of PSL. M.K. must have nipped it in the bud.

it's called a drag KING

M.E.'s picture

PSL - who is posting your pic???

Pers's picture

This whole PSL troll thing is really lame and has gone on way too fucking long. PSL - so sorry this crap is happening to you. I hope MK gets it ironed out asap.
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LoLo's picture

So wait a second, you guys know who the clone is?
Who is it????????????????????????????????????

Bland Baby?

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parissucksliterally's picture

Take that pic of me DOWN NOW....you are posting my pic WITHOUT my permission....I emailed MK....you fucker.

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Dina and Lindsay have been struggling with the fact that Ali is so goddamn pretty and talented and gorgeous and tall and they simply cannot stop her from being the biggest star the world has ever seen.

Not a fan of hers. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site ♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~***W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m**** last week. "She is very picky about guys on that site", according to the officials of that site. What is she looking for on that site? ♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥

missy's picture

hey stupid ass psl harasser: thanks for making the rojo post all about you, you fucktard!!!

you really suck :(
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SpoiledGlamGirl's picture

Clarisse - that just made me spit iced coffee....LOL

***I'm only one stomach flu away from my goal weight***

missy's picture

PSL - what the fuck.. that is fucking creepy that this freak has your photo. I reported it. Fucking creep.
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corinnemarie's picture

Rojo is a woman, not FTM. Some women are just more masculine and feel more comfortable wearing men's clothes. So what? Why should anyone have to conform to strict gender roles? It's not just her equipment that Cynthia likes. She is a lesbian, which is a woman who is PHYSICALLY AND EMOTIONALLY attracted to other women. Duh.

DebFrmHell's picture

@PSL, really? I have to move again??? lol.

Been suckered by a CHICKEN SHIT FRAUD THAT DOES NOT HAVE THE COURAGE TO SHOW THEIR UGLY EFFING FACE. BEIGE YOU ARE THE MOST GUTLESS TWIT ON THE PLANET. YOU NEED A SHRINK AND A LIFE.

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Stock Broker's picture

Rojo Caliente wants to be a man so damn bad she should just go to a Tiajuana Free Clinic and get a sex change.

Be done with it already, geez.

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Submitted by parissuckliteraly on June 3, 2008 - 8:50am.

only poor people live in houston
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How the fuck did you get that picture?
you ASSHOLE.

Deb, that is not my post...I have my regular avie.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 3, 2008 - 10:42am.

no fucking way!! where did you read that???
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missy's picture

ME youre probably right... or at least they are very ill-fitting....

i think its (looking feminine) just not her style. like if you were super super girly and someone tried to get you to walk around in basketball shorts and hi-tops. You wouldnt feel like yourself... so rojo feels best when dressed in mens clothes. I dont find it confusing or odd. Takes all types!
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Oh I get it. Because she looks like a man. lol

Seriously though sex and the city was waaay too long. they went over that at celebrityprayerlist.com

DebFrmHell's picture

@IG, are you in Houston yet???

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parissucksliterally's picture

OFF TOPIC:
WASHINGTON - Hillary Rodham Clinton will concede Tuesday night that Barack Obama has the delegates to secure the Democratic nomination, campaign officials said, effectively ending her bid to be the nation's first female president.

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Dina and Lindsay have been struggling with the fact that Ali is so goddamn pretty and talented and gorgeous and tall and they simply cannot stop her from being the biggest star the world has ever seen.

You can't change men Cynthia, haven't you learned anything from Sarah Larson's mistakes?

EastEndGirl's picture

PSL,

That's cause she is! Women know how to lick the cat, FACT. (I read that in People)

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TexnDoc's picture

>"I hope Rojo dick slapped Cynthia for making that mistake! Buying women's boots for Rojo is like buying condoms for Wonky McValtrex. It just doesn't make sense!"<

10/10 for that one, and you already had a perfect score at "dick slapped", but "buying condoms for Wonky" - perfection.

Clarisse's picture

Ballz
Wait! Is that commercial only local?? Jokes completely bomb when nobody gets it!

"You'll love they way you look, I guarantee it" is Mens Warehouse's tag line.

xultar,
Well, I'm in lurve with Lesbian in a man's body Tranny, so, weirder things happen!

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StickaCockinWoodyAllensMouth's picture

This bitch is fucking annoying already, gee I wonder why her man left her dumb ass after he squirted in her pussy. I wonder if he is allowed to see his kids

parissucksliterally's picture

I cannot hate on these women. Cynthia looks so happy.

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Dina and Lindsay have been struggling with the fact that Ali is so goddamn pretty and talented and gorgeous and tall and they simply cannot stop her from being the biggest star the world has ever seen.

missy's picture

hi sluts! ♥♥

rojo is the hotness.

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M.E.'s picture

Just because I'm a complete cunt....methinks Rojo can't fit into womens clothes.

Spoiled's picture

Off topic: One of the rags (probably People.com) reported that Charlie Sheen just got married in a suit from Men's Wearhouse. So sad. Didn't know hit sitcoms stars had it so tough...

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Submitted by Diana Crabtree on June 3, 2008 - 7:35am.
She is like a dude, without the only important part of a man...a penis
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A-fucking-MEN!!!!!!!!!

LoLo's picture

Damn i like this Rojo more and more!
Do your thing Rojo!
You dont have to wear no damn pointy shoes!

I like that she doesnt care and that she has no problem putting her foot down and being happy with her damn self.
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BALLZ's picture

@ Clarisse...of course she loves the way she looks. Who in the hell wouldn't love to look like that hot pile of sex?

Diana Crabtree's picture

Miranda! Why are you dating her? She is like a dude, without the only important part of a man...a penis

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rotten_egg's picture

Well that's what you get when you're with a bull dyke. If she wants a more feminine-looking chick by her side, maybe she needs to look somewhere else.

Rojo Caliente, like many many butch lesbians like to think they're men and will do anything possible to look like one.

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Sane's picture

I don't understand this, if you wanna date a chick that looks like a dude, just GET a dude - oh, but I forgot, it's the "equipment" that turns them off.

islandgirl's picture

I don't know why, but every time I see her I think of Little Lord Fauntleroy. And who gives a rat's ass what she wears?

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