Just Say No!
Celebrities have kibble for brains, so they will wear whatever some insane gay stylist tells them to wear. Some of these pictures below are proof of that. You are smarter than this. Just say no!
Naomi Campbell wasn't the only foolio to wear genie/MC Hammer pants to the CFDA Awards last night. Maggie GyllenHAG did too and the results have given me a headache. She looks like Rhoda and Hammer's bastard child.
Hammer pants will never be cute! They should be banished for eternity along with diaper shorts, skorts and dickies! You can add your own suggestions in the comments. I'm still dizzy from Maggie's fugness.
I'm seriously making thumbnail #5 my new wallpaper. Maggie is making sure to keep very still. If she moves just a little, Posh Mantis will sense her fear and attack!
I've also noticed that Posh hardly ever poses without her hands on her hips. If she removes her hands, the top half of her body will collapse!
Below is also some Ashley Olsen. She's smiling! You know it's going to be a good day when you see a troll smile. Or maybe it's going to be a bad day, because she secretly knows the evil that's coming our way.
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Awwww I kind of like Maggie G....
from bad to worse, ALL. :P "pick a bad ensem. day??"
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WTF are diaper shorts?
(sorry if anyone asked before,I will go back and read♥)
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This is what Aladdin would look like if he went drag.
I will never understand "fashion," nor do I want to.
If a bitch wearing some shit like that came after me trying to give me a "makeover" she'd get a Brahma boot to the cunt.
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What evil fiend let Maggie out of the house looking like that??
That outfit would go over great in India.
Posh is too stupid to figure out a new pose. And that one makes her look EXTRA skinny. I fucking hate that pose,btw. Always with the hands on the hips...
WTF is up with Ashley's outfit? That shit is beyond fugly.
Maggie: MY EYES! The top/blouse/shirt looks like an old school TeeVee test pattern. I couldn't see the pants, because that blouse burned it's image into my retinas.
Posh: How do they keep her head from wobbling off?
Chicken wire and dowel rods?
Troll: Actually, she looked the best out of the three. Is hell freezing over yet? I can't believe I actually typed that.
"I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by."
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I like the book the Emperors New Clothes because it teaches children that some high fashion is for assholes who dont know any better.
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
Can Posh figure out a new pose.
I'm so sick of this one.
The Elaine Dance. LMAO.
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Ahahahahahahaaaaaaaa, Madam. YES. She is totally doing the Elaine Dance. Freak.
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Even the spammer doesn't consider these looks "large sexy".
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
Dawnie,
Do you remember the Seinfeld episode where Elaine "dances"? That's what Posh looks like she's doing... The Elaine Dance.
Ugly outfit, but I don't get your hate towards her. She's a wonderful actress.
Hi Madam s. *SMOOCHES*
I actually think Posh is the worst looking of the bunch. She looks like she is about to devour her prey. Which would make sense, seeing as how she hasn't had a thing to eat since, well, 1997.
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I had a hemorrhoid and... well, it's still a hemorrhoid. -Island Girl
And then along came Maude.
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My only regret is that I'll live to see all the trends I hated come back to life.
The Olsen looks like a secretary at the D.A's office. What is up with the do on Muggie? I do like Posh's dress, it's cuter from the back, probably because you see less of her hideous face!
Loving the MC Hammer pants!
Maggie Don't Hurt 'Em! (yeah, I'm old school...thats how I roll)
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No I haven't been drinking, why do you ask?
Actaully all three look pretty good, even Posh who I despise.
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These look like they were taken by a Coolpix. WTF?
Hey Dawnie! (I missed you this morning). xoxo
Another repurposing of an outfit Dorothy wore on "The Golden Girls"
Dorothy Zbornak would have kicked Maggie's ass for wearing her hand-me-downs with anything but flats.
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I hate you all, your mom's a whore.
Damn! The Olsen has a version of the MC Hammer pants on too. I confess I wore some in Junior High. They are hideous and make you look like you have a load in your pants.
I have to give Maggie some credit in the fifth thumbnail because she looks truly embarrassed to be standing next to that jackass Posh. I mean, WHAT THE FUCK is she doing in those photographs?? It looks like some sort of stroke/aneurism/hardened arteries condition.
Oh MK!
The tags on this one made me shoot Red Bull out of nose.
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I had a hemorrhoid and... well, it's still a hemorrhoid. -Island Girl
I actaully think it looks good on Maggie eventhough the first picture makes her look pregnant.
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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To quote Heath Ledger's character in 10 Things I Hate About You:
She's without.
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I hate you all, your mom's a whore.
You know the outfits are really bad when an Olsen is the best dressed.
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OMG. Maggie's a good actress and all, but she's fug beyond all that is fug and unholy.
And those MC hammer pants ARE NOT trndy, nor classy NOR COOL. FUG FUG FUG and stupid-lookin
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Gawd demmit i hate that Gylengalinhalbalin family!
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I love MK's tags for this post. I never saw Maggie's appeal. She's fug.
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