Tuesday, June 3rd 2008

Nick Hogan Isn't Going Anywhere

A judge has turned down Nick Hogan's request to be transferred from solitary confinement to home confinement. Yesterday, Nick filed a motion with the court bitching and moaning about how it's not fair that he's in solitary. Wah wah! He asked the judge to release him on house arrest until he turns 18 in July, at which point he'll return to jail and serve the rest of his sentence in minimum-security. He's too young for that shit now.

The judge should have just released him into general population with a word of advice, "Use your pinky finger to loosen the hole first."

In other cry baby news, the Hogans are whining about taped jail conversations between Nick and his family that were released. They have filed a lawsuit claiming Nick's privacy rights have been violated and they to stop the Sheriff from releasing anymore tapes.

Throw all those Hogans mutants into a fucking baby cradle together.

You know Dog the Bounty Hunter is loving this shit!

Source: MyFox Tampa Bay

Posted by: Michael K


Hekki's picture

He's lucky to be alive, first of all. Secondly, he's lucky not to have to serve his entire sentence. And thirdly, he's lucky to have his own damn cell. What if he had a horny big Bubba for a cellmate?

Of course he's still goin to jail. Way to go, moron. They were talking about this yesterday on celebrityprayerlist.com

zoloftpony's picture

These people filmed a "reality" show and now they're bitching about their privacy rights being violated? That's rich.

Those conversations aren't private! Don't they ever watch CourtTV?

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Snarkley's picture

Submitted by Pers on June 3, 2008 - 2:05pm.

You guys are killin' me today! What a great way to spend a rainy day off!

I really cannot understand why these people don't just shut the fuck up and get on with their day. Why do they think that little blonde preciousness is so special? Because he is the son of some stupid roided out wrestler who used to rip his shirt off? He is a stupid little punk, his father is a has-been, never was really and the mother is a bloody rotten cougar disgrace and Brooke is a no talent she-man. I hate these fools!

Stoney's picture

I seriously can't believe how much I hate the Hogans. They're so wrapped up in themselves they can't even get a CLUE!!

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Submitted by Snarkley on June 3, 2008 - 3:02pm.
Submitted by Pers on June 3, 2008 - 1:57pm

want to send the judge and the sheriff's dept. some flowers or cookies or a stripper or something.

LMFAO!!!
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Submitted by Stoney on June 3, 2008 - 7:55pm.
Sorry DAE, I would just rather celebs STFU about politics. As a democrat, I believe they do way more harm than good. Just my two cents. I'll quit talking about this shit now and focus on Nick Hogan. Sorry for the deviation, everyone!

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Normally I would agree with you, however as Xtina isn getting involved *shrugs helplessly*

Whenever does a topic ever stay really on topic?! lol ;0)

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M.E.'s picture

Nick is a selfish piece of shit.

LA's picture

Three cheers for the judge. Lock this loser up and throw away the key. Hogan is unrepentant for the life he screwed up.

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Submitted by Pers on June 3, 2008 - 1:57pm

want to send the judge and the sheriff's dept. some flowers or cookies or a stripper or something.

LMFAO!!!

Clarisse's picture

Stoney,
I have to vote for McCain just so Susan Sarandon will leave the fucking country. Sorry.

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El Bastardo's picture

Put some lipstick on him and bugger him, NOW!
Prisoners must have internet access?
Hey, Big Bert, Razors, Loony Len, drag him out the cell and make him squeal, soweeeeeeeeeee!

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Submitted by Stoney on June 3, 2008 - 7:51pm.

Yeah, but we all know what they mean...vote for Obama!!

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Lol, fair enough.

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Newportjoey's picture

I can't wait for chapter 3 of Tales from the Pineallas County Jail..........

"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."

Fuck him. He destroyed someone's life. The least he could do is suffer in silence. He should have some consolation knowing his jail term will end; his friend's sentence is somewhat more permanent.

Snarkley's picture

It really is amazing how this family has fallen apart so quickly.

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Submitted by The C word on June 3, 2008 - 1:53pm.

If the phone call tapes had put the Hogans in a sympathetic light with the public (rather than showing them for the self-absorbed money/attention whores they are), they would never had had an issue with 'privacy'.

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Pers's picture

Amen and Hallelujah!

I want to send the judge and the sheriff's dept. some flowers or cookies or a stripper or something.
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El Bastardo's picture

Kdraco!! xxx

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Clarisse's picture

Shank him! Please SHANK this little mother fucker right in the side of the head!!!

"In the tapes, released to the media under a public records request, Bollea calls the victim a "negative person," asks his father to set up a reality show for him after he gets out of jail and complains about the size of his cell."

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I hate these celebrity kids that think they're fucking better than everyone else. Man up Hogan and have fun in the pokey!

Stoney's picture

Sorry DAE, I would just rather celebs STFU about politics. As a democrat, I believe they do way more harm than good. Just my two cents. I'll quit talking about this shit now and focus on Nick Hogan. Sorry for the deviation, everyone!

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The C word's picture

If the phone call tapes had put the Hogans in a sympathetic light with the public (rather than showing them for the self-absorbed money/attention whores they are), they would never had had an issue with 'privacy'.

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He's lucky he's not in one of those countries where solitary confinement involves all kinds of crazy, inhumane shit.
Glad to see he's not getting special treatment.

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Fucking tumbling idiot. Spoiled to the core.

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Sharon's picture

Good for his dumbass!!!!

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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on June 3, 2008 - 1:50pm.

Yeah, but we all know what they mean...vote for Obama!!

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Submitted by Stoney on June 3, 2008 - 7:45pm.
Offtopic: Has any candidate supported by Rock the Vote ever WON?

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Forgive me for my ignorance but I thought Rock The Vote just encouraged people to vote?

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Momus: thank you...what a little bitch.

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El Bastardo on June 3, 2008 - 2:48pm.
Pick up the soap, pick it up, do it!
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Sucio! lol (hi hun)

parissucksliterally's picture

This fucking asshole is now trying to say that it is JOHN'S fault, for getting in the car with Nick, for not wearing his seat belt, etc.....how about the fact that you drove over 100mph Nick? NO fault of yours....eh?

OWN your FUCK-UP, you whining piece of shit.

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Snarkley's picture

Someone please tell me what's up with this boy's hair? How the hell can a seventeen year old be bald as a gourd?

El Bastardo's picture

Pick up the soap, pick it up, do it!

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MONKEYPOX's picture

The bailiff should have stuck his law-giving stick far far up Nick's asshole. Sodomy is hilarious when it happens to remorseless, selfish pricks like Fug here
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Thank you to the judge for standing firm on the sentence. Just think, come July this cry baby is going to whine about being out of solitary.

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Submitted by kdracofan on June 3, 2008 - 11:39am.
how long does he have to stay in there?
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The whiner has been sentenced to a whopping EIGHT MONTHS for nearly killing and totally vegetating his "best" friend!

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El Bastardo's picture

When is he gonna get a damn hard buggering by Big Joe? Waiting!!

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Stoney's picture

Or wait, am I talking about Vote or Die? (where everyone knows they mean vote for the Democrat?)

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Stoney's picture

Offtopic: Has any candidate supported by Rock the Vote ever WON?
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parissucksliterally's picture

GOOD.
If they let him out on house arrest, I would have emailed their Sheriff....JUST like I did when Paris was let out that day, before they CARTED her ass back where it belonged.

Who the FUCK do these people think they are?

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DreamyAguileraEyes's picture

I hate this damn family. Vile scum the lot of them

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Jolly Green Goddess's picture

So fucking awesome. This should prove to the Hogans once and for all that they're nobodies. If they weren't, then they woulda got what they wanted. Fucking losers.

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Manimal5's picture

Too Quick Nick needs to just do his time and shut up.

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M.E.'s picture

Fuck you whiner. It could be worse you could be trapped inside yourself in a vegetative state for the rest of your life.

Oh, wait, that's right, you did that to your best friend.

Asshole, douchebag, fucking cry baby.

Stoney's picture

That entire family is TRASH! Especially that uneducated, spoiled, fat cunt Brooke. They are completely fucking retarded for not keeping their mouths shut while Nick does his time. GodDAMN they make me sick!

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Jinxy McDeath's picture

Prisoners have NO right to privacy. They also have no right to vote or the right to make minimum wage (which is why they make 30 cents/hours). The only thing remotely private that prisoner's have, is their communications with legal counsel. Trust me, I'm legal counsel.

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Fuck that - it's made perfectly clear that calls with inmates are recorded. Duh.

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kdracofan's picture

how long does he have to stay in there?