Catching Up With Adnan Ghalib
It seems like it was just yesterday when the Cheetos were flowing, the frapps were aplenty and Brit Brit was rubbing her cheesy corn muffin against Adnan Ghalib's landing strip. Times have changed, but Adnan is still feeling the consequences of his relationship with Brit Brit.
Adnan told Heat Magazine (via Digital Spy) that he's quitting his job as a pap and "going into hiding" after he's received several death threats. Death threats? Quick! Somebody check Brigitte Bardot's phone records! Seriously, Adnan says the threats have to do with rumors about a possible sex tape he made with Brit Brit.
He said, "I have had many calls about it from all over the world…In light of the constant calls about the sex tape and threats, I'm taking a break from the industry and keeping a low profile."
Yeah, this bitch should have saved his breath. You can't really disappear if no one notices your ass anyway!
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If he had to announce anything at all, to get people off his back, why wouldn't he state that there is absolutely NO sex tape and that he would never hurt Britney by any means (by financial gain or otherwise). That would be the right thing to do if he is an up-standing man...but I guess if it walks like a duck...
Kids, Adnan is a bad man...mmmkay? Good riddance. Extra good riddance to the landing strip. I shutter to think of the smegma that is located within.
Adnan, just gives a landing strip a bad name.
Such a has been. Hang on... he never actually was.
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Jayde Nicole - Sexy Canadian Babe, Playboy Playmate of the Year 2008
"It seems like it was just yesterday when the Cheetos were flowing, the frapps were aplenty and Brit Brit was rubbing her cheesy corn muffin against Adnan Ghalib's landing strip."
I miss those days....::tear::
*-Jenny-*
Why did he come out of hiding to tell us that he's going into hiding? What a dickass.
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OMG, he looks so handsome. Just saw his profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "W e a l t h y R o m a n c e. co m" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site.
I love that pro-terrorist t-shirt, but you know that wasn't the intention, he's a brainless douche!
Your face!
Brigitte Bardot is outraged.
Earth to Adnan: your 15 minutes are o-ver.
"Taking a break from the industry!" Like his ass was ever really in it! What a joke!
"All Those Who Wander Are Not Lost."
yes, let's play Hide and Seek, you go hide, and I will count to 30 billion...feel free to hold your breath while you wait for me to find you
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yeah, I said it! what?
Adnan is pretty much the icon style godfather of douches, isn't he? He is to douchery as Diane Keaton was to that whole frumpy semi-androgynous Annie Hall look in the '70s. When people look back on high douche realness, Adnan will be the template. He deserves more.
Cheesy corn muffin....omg LOLL EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
NovaNightly....Clara Bow avie is very cool!
On Topic: too bad that hand granade picture on this shirt isn't a real one.
What an asshat.
I guarantee it's the Britalooneys that are out to kill him...they will have their cheeto-stained revenge if its the last thing they do!!!!!!
Such dumbassery!!
"Hi, my name is Adnan and I'm a DOUCHENOZZLE!"
Stoney - I think comingback is gone for good. Let us now have a moment of silence for the psychopathic unintentional hilarity.
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And let that bitch know I already suck cock for a living, but the pay sucks, so I have to do this website to make ends meet! - MK to Bradiful Bitch
Hope he's had an HIV test.
*chants*
Comingback! Comingback!
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
Sheeps - I don't think what he's got will ever clear up.
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And let that bitch know I already suck cock for a living, but the pay sucks, so I have to do this website to make ends meet! - MK to Bradiful Bitch
He's taking a break to let a few things clear up.
douchestani! OK, this is why we all come here. Giving the blog owners a run for their money, you.
loric on June 3, 2008 - 4:48pm.
He's so desperate to be in hiding that he announces it?!? Fucktard.
-Adnan: "I going into hiding at (gives address), so don't come looking for me after 10am and between 5pm and 11pm. My car will be parked with the keys in it, don't touch it. It's a brand new '91 Taurus. NOW LEEEEEEAVVVE MEEEE ALOOOOOOOONE, that's Adnan, A-d-n-a-n."
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Insubstantial turds always manage to resurface.
The death threats are probably from the purveyors of Brits sustenance: because of Adnan Daddy Spears is now in control and Brit can't splurge.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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"I'm taking a break from the industry"
What "industry"? I didn't know douchbaggery was an industry.
Apparently it is. It employs Adnan,Spencer Pratt,and many others.
"Brit Brit was rubbing her cheesy corn muffin against Adnan Ghalib's landing strip"
Ew MK, I think I'm gonna vomit!
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And let that bitch know I already suck cock for a living, but the pay sucks, so I have to do this website to make ends meet! - MK to Bradiful Bitch
Is that his ONLY shirt? I swear he's wearing it in every pic I've ever seen him in!
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He is a fag, he is a carrot, he is a former stick (look at old photos) and he is going to die of a brain tumor in less than 2 yrs...
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 3, 2008 - 4:42pm
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I saw that. I peek there once in a while and now vow not to ever again. He made some comment that now the kid would not be a bastard. Funny, he never makes that comment about the Jolie Pitt kids. Either way, not a nice word for a child.
Um... who is this guy?
Have I seen him before?
He looks vaguely familiar...
Has he been on "24"?
Like I care. Really.
Submitted by Alltheprettyones: "Adnoid is the stubborn turd that floats around the toilet refusing to go down."
Still laughing as I type this. Maybe I'm a fifth grader at heart, because that made me laugh so damn hard. The visual!
He's so desperate to be in hiding that he announces it?!? Fucktard.
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God be with you, dumbass.
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on June 3, 2008 - 4:44pm.
He is Afghani, or Pakistani, and raised in England. Anyway, who cares about him? Seriously?
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He is douchestani. It's universal. :)
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Sláinte duine a ól.
Sam Lufti has more pull than I thought. He's behind all this.
Somewhere, in a cave The Lufti is plotting his revenge, Papa Spears better start looking over his shoulder...
Adnan, you benign idiot, this is what you get for sampling the pie goods from the day old discount bin.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
His face makes makes me want to punch my monitor....UGH. He's so douchey!!
"I'm taking a break from the industry"
What "industry"? I didn't know douchbaggery was an industry.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
He is Afghani, or Pakistani, and raised in England. Anyway, who cares about him? Seriously?
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
So Britards "fans" are crazy enough to attack this douchebag?
Meaning; the sex tape is real!
Well, DUH.
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"I am a legend, get these people out. I want to take drugs."
What is he? An Arab, Isreali or Saudi? Is he even American?
Sources reveal exclusively to PerezHilton.com that Ethan Hawke and his pregnant girlfriend, that whore who used to be his kid's nanny while he was married to Uma, are getting married very very soon.
I guess this post will be coming soon.....
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I don't understand about the weather outside....or the harmony in a tune, or why somebody lied...."
-Fiona Apple "Red Red Red"
GTFO STFU STFD
you're time is UP, ass.
Adnoid is the stubborn turd that floats around the toilet refusing to go down.
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There's a lot of pretty, pretty ones
That want to get you high
But all the pretty, pretty ones
Will leave you low and blow your mind
We're all stars now in the dope show
We're looking at where a big chunk of UnFitney's money went to, along with Sam the Sham, and it serves the dumb bitch right.
It seems like it was just yesterday when the Cheetos were flowing, the frapps were aplenty and Brit Brit was rubbing her cheesy corn muffin against Adnan Ghalib's landing strip.
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*sigh* doesnt it though? ahhh, the good old days
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
"The report, which features on the agency's website..."
Um, doesn't this just say it ALL!?!
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
OK Adnan, GOODBYE.
Wouldn't someone have to take you seriously in order for them to want you dead?
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
I want him arrested.
I find his hand grenade t-shirt, threatening.
If I was wearing it and tried to board a plane, enter a government building, I'd be arrested.
This ugly fucker with his ridiculous t-shirts. Does he wear anything else? Christ. He dresses like a teen at the mall.
NEXT!
Scared you're gonna get stabbed again Adshit?
Britney Spears' former boyfriend Adnan Ghalib has been stabbed, a US report claims.
Picture agency JFX claim that the 36-year-old Birmingham born paparazzo received a stab wound to his arm, facial lacerations, as well as a black eye after an attack in LA on Saturday night.
The report, which features on the agency's website, says that Ghalib received medical attention and is doing "all right" following the ordeal.
JFX also claim that Adnan has reportedly been receiving death threats in the last two weeks, but it is unknown if the incidents are connected.
He has not yet commented on the attack and both the LAPD and LA County Sheriff's Department say they have no record of the incident.
Britney and Adnan parted ways in March, after she was convinced he had cheated on her.
Spears reportedly discovered text messages from another woman on his iPhone, and a blazing row ensued.
The Toxic star is alleged to have told him, "It's over" before throwing his mobile phone into a swimming pool
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-559597/Britneys-paparazzo-e...
I wish I could meet the person who did it, so I could thank them & ask them to get Unfitney next time
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wowowiwa, i like the tee, how very terrorist chique