Tuesday, June 3rd 2008
KFed Is Father Of The....
I couldn't fucking complete that sentence! But you get the picture. KFed is getting an award for being such an exceptional papa je'e to SPF and JJ. The award is being given out by High Times magazine. No! It's being handed out to him by Prive nightclub in Las Vegas. Same thing.
People reports that this prestigious honor will be presented to him at the club. I'm guessing they are going to give him a pimp cup trophy, a lap dance and a body shot off of the cocktail waitress of his choice.
Who the hell were the other nominees? Jacko and Papa Joe? Prive should also name Xtina mother of the year. Sorry White Oprah, but it really is Xtina's year.
Thanks Amanda
omg... what a wonderful idea! a vascetomy party. certain individuals (kfed, etc) will be honored with a free one. :)
Oh, please. This is just an excuse to go to Vegas and party.
Bitch needs a vasectomy. There's enough of his crotch-fruit running around.
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I am thinking since this award comes from a nightclub it is honoring kfed's ability to father children more than his ability to be a father. I heard britbrit gave him a little kiss the other day. she probably conceived a child that minute.
What can I say? I'm a big hater, but this guy has proven himself to be OK. He can look pretty handsome at times, has dealt with Britney and her shit pretty well, hasn't written a whorey tell-all book...all in all, pretty decent. Britney should have held on to this one. But yeah, a father award from a night club is just weird. The irony.
He is such a good role model... for golddiggers. I can't stand the free-loading piece of crap.
He's the most successful gold digger of all time.
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KFed being awarded Father of the Year by a nightclub? In what universe does any of this make sense?
*-Jenny-*
I think that KFed is a great father. He doesn't drive recklessly with them in the car. He doesn't try to feed them Frappa-Cheetohs. And, most importantly, he leaves the actually raising duties to professionals.
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dear spammer,
using KFed to try to entice me to your site thinking he would like a relationship is probably not the best idea. A) he's not wealthy nor handsome, b) he's not relationship material, and c) he's a tad too fertile for me to want to fuck with...
and oh yeah, his peen was inside Britney's rotten snatch! *retches*
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yeah, I said it! what?
OMG, he looks so handsome. Just saw his profile on millionaire dating site ____W e a l t h y R o m a n c e. co m___ last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site.
In related news: Sarah Larson is serving drinks at this event.
Prive wasn't so much honoring his fathering skills as his breeding skills.
let me rephrase then...how is it that you never see him with ANY of his NUMEROUS kids, by Shar or Britney, and actually assess he is a good father.
I saw BRITNEY with his kids by Shar more than I saw him....
...oh yeah, the kid he had Shar pregnant by when he married Britney...I'm sure one day will look up at him and think "thanks Dad for treating my moms like shit!"
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yeah, I said it! what?
He could make them run around the yard and piss on them like he's squirting them with a super soaker and then light them on fire and he would still be a better parent than Shitney is! That stupid bitch deserves to be shot!
Submitted by jussayin on June 3, 2008 - 5:23pm.
ummm, when is the last time you've actually SEEN him with his kids?
It's not as if I want to defend him, however, just becasue we don't see him with the brats doesn't mean he isn't spending time with them. It just means he isn't calling the paps to let them know where he is/will be.
OR, he keeps the kids in a closet.
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I don't care if you lick windows,
take the special bus
or occasionally pee on yourself.
You hang in there, sunshine; you're friggin' special.
Submitted by jussayin on June 4, 2008 - 1:23am.
He took them to Disneyland a few days ago.
IMO Kevin doesnt want to whore his sons' out to the media like most of the celebs do & is trying to nbe a good dad, behind closed doors.
~*~"It's time to make history. It's time to rock the vote." Christina Aguilera in the new Rock The Vote ad that airs in 2 weeks time~*~
Rock The Vote
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ummm, when is the last time you've actually SEEN him with his kids?
I've seen BRITNEY with the kids more than KDouche....
Larry Birkhead pimpi...I mean, spending time with his kid...check!
Brad Pitt with his kids...check!
Tom Cruise with his kid...check!
Joe Simpson with his eyes on his kids' cleavage...check!!
Damn, even Michael Jackson's been seen with kids that are supposedly related to him by DNA!!! And not always near a balcony either.
This guy....I cannot recall many pics with him and kids...
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yeah, I said it! what?
K-Fed's gotten so hot since he turned 30...YUM!
Your face!
So being the lesser of two evils is award worthy?
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It's not so much that K.Fed's a good dad with standalone merit, just that pretty much anything looks like a good job compared to Britney Spears. It's like winning a healthy heart contest when your only competitor is a corpse. Not to mention the contest is being sponsored by McDonald's.
P.S. What kind of nightclub gives out parenting awards?
@M.E. - NP! ;0)
KFed's penis after banging Unfitney...
http://www.the-penis-website.com/size1/2.jpg
ok, sorry that is just sooo wrong! I would feel so cheated if I found this on a date.
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march on over to your mothers house and kick that bitch in the birthin' hole for not baking your cake filled head longer. Youre still all soft in the middle of your skull, just like an infant. -LoLo
Submitted by modianos on June 3, 2008 - 1:51pm.
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AWWWWW! That was sweet! Thank you!
Holy Crap!
The Great Gazoo post then H.R. Pufnstuf!?!?!?
I'm logging off now, cuz it ain't gonna get any better than that folks!!!
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
for M.E....
I get up at seven, yeah,
And I go to work at nine.
I got no time for livin',
Yes, I'm workin' all the time.
It seems to me
I could live my life
A lot better than I think I am.
I guess that's why they call me,
They call me the working mom.
They call me the working mom.
I guess that's what I am.
I get home at five o'clock,
And I take myself out a nice, cold beer.
Always seem to be wonderin'
Why there's nothin' goin' down here.
Well they call me the working mom.
I guess that's what I am
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march on over to your mothers house and kick that bitch in the birthin' hole for not baking your cake filled head longer. Youre still all soft in the middle of your skull, just like an infant. -LoLo
kfeddy's got weed eyes...father of the year? only in hollyweird.
Submitted by M.E. on June 3, 2008 - 10:34pm.
DAE!! WTF!!?!?!?! Where did his peen go! OMG!
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It saw Unfitney & ran? lmao.
In all seriousness, that is not KFed's actual penis (Wouldn't it great if it was?!)
Both link cam from here
http://www.the-penis-website.com/index.html
~*~"It's time to make history. It's time to rock the vote." Christina Aguilera in the new Rock The Vote ad that airs in 2 weeks time~*~
Rock The Vote
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y0bdOqL3AI
Heh and in bad taste and arrogance he'll accept the award to. truely good parents don't accept or need awards.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
DAE!! WTF!!?!?!?! Where did his peen go! OMG!
Submitted by M.E. on June 3, 2008 - 2:20pm.
No more research. I'm going to just carry on and forget about my findings till I see teh doc next week
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Good idea. You'll make yourself sick worrying. Hugs and best wishes to ya, but I am sure you will be ok. I read it in People magazine.
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And let that bitch know I already suck cock for a living, but the pay sucks, so I have to do this website to make ends meet! - MK to Bradiful Bitch
Submitted by M.E. on June 3, 2008 - 4:05pm.
My boyfriend just got diagnosed with Carcinoma on his eye. GET IT CHECKED OUT.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
Looking at this douchebag and his cohort down below reminds me of what a piece of work Shitney Unfitney really is.
@M.E. - NP! ;0)
KFed's penis after banging Unfitney...
http://www.the-penis-website.com/size1/2.jpg
~*~"It's time to make history. It's time to rock the vote." Christina Aguilera in the new Rock The Vote ad that airs in 2 weeks time~*~
Rock The Vote
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y0bdOqL3AI
PEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks DAE!!
Looks like that fella is quite familiar with Nair!
Submitted by M.E. on June 3, 2008 - 10:18pm.
Thanks DAE!
I'm a paranoid freak, so it's probably nothing. But it sure is weird.
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You're welcome. Excatly. Keep postive.
Something to take your mind of it....
http://www.the-penis-website.com/size1/contrib169.jpg
~*~"It's time to make history. It's time to rock the vote." Christina Aguilera in the new Rock The Vote ad that airs in 2 weeks time~*~
Rock The Vote
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y0bdOqL3AI
Since when does a nightclub have the authority to hand out "Father of the Year" awards?
But if one wants to see what products K-Fed uses or what brands of clothing he or any other celebrity wears, head over to coolspotters.com
No more research. I'm going to just carry on and forget about my findings till I see teh doc next week.
Thanks DAE!
I'm a paranoid freak, so it's probably nothing. But it sure is weird.
*note to self: don't give advice ya numbskull!*
M.E.
No!! Don't freak out! Don't fret! The internet is always wrong!!! Look at Wikipedia!!!!
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
He's definitely Meat Pole of the Year.
Submitted by M.E. on June 3, 2008 - 10:05pm.
Oh M.E. ((sending hugs, love & postive thoughts))
~*~"It's time to make history. It's time to rock the vote." Christina Aguilera in the new Rock The Vote ad that airs in 2 weeks time~*~
Rock The Vote
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y0bdOqL3AI
GAH! Clarisse! Now I'm even MORE freaked out!!
*cries*
Gotta go bitches! *smooches* to all!
Sally Struthers just arrived for her makeover and this can take hours! James Haven has got to get her outta here before dinner time! That bitch can eat like there's no tomorrow!
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
oh crap everyone, cover your eyes, M.E. and Dude are gonna do sexy times
*peeks between fingers at the show*
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And let that bitch know I already suck cock for a living, but the pay sucks, so I have to do this website to make ends meet! - MK to Bradiful Bitch
Submitted by M.E. on June 3, 2008 - 2:09pm.
My nickname is Tough, make it rough
the DUDE! abides...
A nightclub is giving him the father of the year award?! Sounds about right. And then they all have the nerve to judge Britney as a parent. He is such a disgusting douchebag!
OH! I got my dad a stereo system he wanted for father's day and gave it to him early because he was there when I got delivery, and he had tears in his eyes! I sniffled a little too...
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
M.E.
Do a internet search and see if you find any pics resembling the spot. It could be nothing! Do fret until you see the doc.!
James Haven,
"2. Never go in the bathroom, right after Brad"
It's officially a D-LIst day. Diet Coke out the nose.
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
D U D E!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You have been MIA for far too long dear!!
Oooh!!!! I promise to be gentle ok!
LOL James, that's why I talk to the walls...and they called me crazy...
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton