Tuesday, June 3rd 2008
KFed Is Father Of The....
I couldn't fucking complete that sentence! But you get the picture. KFed is getting an award for being such an exceptional papa je'e to SPF and JJ. The award is being given out by High Times magazine. No! It's being handed out to him by Prive nightclub in Las Vegas. Same thing.
People reports that this prestigious honor will be presented to him at the club. I'm guessing they are going to give him a pimp cup trophy, a lap dance and a body shot off of the cocktail waitress of his choice.
Who the hell were the other nominees? Jacko and Papa Joe? Prive should also name Xtina mother of the year. Sorry White Oprah, but it really is Xtina's year.
Thanks Amanda
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Submitted by M.E. on June 3, 2008 - 5:05pm.
Hmmm, Mary Kay. I need a make over.
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Anytime M.E. - James Haven will use his hands of magic and serenade you with the hits from the Backstreet Boys.....
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
Submitted by M.E. on June 3, 2008 - 1:52pm.
Where the fuck is MY award for working 65 hrs a week, raising two boys, being a loving wife AND cleaning my own house.
WHERE???????????????
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Right over here
the DUDE! abides...
M.E., try not to worry about it for now. ♥♥
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Submitted by Snarkley on June 3, 2008 - 1:05pm.
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Mmmmm, chocolate.
Don't tempt this PMSing bitch!
*thinking if there is any chocolate hidden in office*
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on June 3, 2008 - 5:02pm.
James! I missed your sexy Mary-Kay loving ass! Had to get away from the Bardot post...my cheeks are flushed bright red...
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Hello Monkey! *smooches*
Don't sweat it Monkey. James Haven has learned a thing or two from living with Brad and Angie:
1. No one listens
2. Never go in the bathroom, right after Brad
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
Hmmm, Mary Kay. I need a make over.
Off topic- so I have a dermatologist appt next week, for various issues, but I think I have skin cancer. All of a sudden this weird, red, rough thing appeared on the bridge of my nose.
Am I just freaking out?
So he gets an award for taking care of his children? why *facepalm*
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Two Drink Min,
I know! You owe me a coke (with Bacardi)
Oh YEAH! The morning routing is one of the best parts!!!
I love the one liners! I'm in murders and executions....
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
M.E. - Chocolaty kisses and sticky-finger hugs for you. I gotta go potty now. ;)
Submitted by Snarkley on June 3, 2008 - 1:54pm.
This is just... I mean who would... Why would any... What the fuck....
*falling over*
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ditto for me.
And since when do clubs give out awards that don't involve wet t-shirts, thongs, or poles???
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And let that bitch know I already suck cock for a living, but the pay sucks, so I have to do this website to make ends meet! - MK to Bradiful Bitch
BTW, seriously? First Dina for best mother then this Douche? I mean, I give the guy a cookie for doing his part as a dad, but he is hardly father of the year...
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Hahaha, M.E.!!! I want an award for washing the skid-marked drawers and doing the sexy times when I really couldn't be arsed. I should a least get a Twinkie.
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My favorite AP scene is when he screams at the Chinese lady about the sheets.
Bitchy--do you understand that?!?!
Clubs give fatherhood awards? What's next, the Nobel Prize being handed out in a toilet?
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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.
Clarisse - jinx. The best is the beginning when he goes through his morning routine. My bf puts on all my lotions and face creams in the morning and I recite that word for word.
James! I missed your sexy Mary-Kay loving ass! Had to get away from the Bardot post...my cheeks are flushed bright red...
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Submitted by M.E. on June 3, 2008 - 4:59pm.
IMORB!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yew are on the main!!!
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George W. is the only man that can make lesbians say they've had enough Bush.
Whoa Nelly!
I think i need to get some sexy time tonight, when i read James Havens comment, i DID NOT read "Socks"!
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
James Haven
GREAT to see you!!! ♥
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Submitted by Amanda on June 3, 2008 - 4:56pm.
Clarisse,
Do you like Huey Lewis and the news?
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Their early work was a little too new wave for my taste...
M.E.
Here's a hug for you
((♥))
Keep doing what you're doing
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Submitted by Miss Priss on June 3, 2008 - 4:59pm.
Hello sweets! Just takin' a break from the MaryKay makeovers! Good to see you!
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
Amanda,
Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes...
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
Missy ♥♥♥
IMORB!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yew are on the main!!!
James Haven!
LOL!!!
I missed you!
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aw ME!! your award is your life mama!! its a good one.. I can tell :)
heres a heart as another award: ♥
you deserve it!
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K-Fed gets an award and all James Haven gets is socks?
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
I think he's giving me the munchies.
Submitted by M.E. on June 3, 2008 - 4:52pm.
What a stupid award.
Where the fuck is MY award for working 65 hrs a week, raising two boys, being a loving wife AND cleaning my own house.
WHERE???????????????
______________ Hi M.E!! xoxoxox to you for the job you do. :)
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George W. is the only man that can make lesbians say they've had enough Bush.
Stoney - Yes, my thanks is paid with snot and poopie pants.
And fingerprints all over my clean windows.
*frowns*
Clarisse,
Do you like Huey Lewis and the news?
Yes, and I deserve the Sobriety Queen Award.
I'm getting contact high just looking at that picture.
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Missy,
I've never been more proud! This is what my brother fights for!
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
KFed Is Father Of....Brangelina's Twins????
*sorry, couldn't resist.*
When nightclubs start giving out awards for parenting it's time to buy some Lucite heals, shorten all my dresses, get a spray tan and try jacking Chanel around for an invite.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Submitted by M.E. on June 3, 2008 - 3:52pm.
Come on. Don't you know working mom is a thankless job?
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
This is just... I mean who would... Why would any... What the fuck....
*falling over*
Damn, that bitch be HI-IIIIGH!!!
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
What a stupid award.
Where the fuck is MY award for working 65 hrs a week, raising two boys, being a loving wife AND cleaning my own house.
WHERE???????????????
Kfed, Father of the Year. Next thing you know Britney will be hosting her own radio show on overcoming psychosis.
Prive should also name Xtina mother of the year.
MK that is your BEST idea to date! Who do I write to at Prive? We gotta get this ball rolling!
~*~"It's time to make history. It's time to rock the vote." Christina Aguilera in the new Rock The Vote ad that airs in 2 weeks time~*~
Rock The Vote
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y0bdOqL3AI
Why do these people have to be "awarded" for anything?
And if he is Father of The Year, Bush has been the Best President Ever.
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I don't understand about the weather outside....or the harmony in a tune, or why somebody lied...."
-Fiona Apple "Red Red Red"
Submitted by Clarisse on June 3, 2008 - 3:43pm.
god bless our rat bastard rebel nation!
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Amanda,
Everytime i see your avie i want to run home and pop AP in the DVD player and turn on the surround!!!
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
Yes, Xtina should be mother of the year. The Pompous bitch that she is.
She can sing and all, but she reallllly needs a new attitude.
A night club is handing out a father of the year award.
huh.
well.
welcome to america ya'll!
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
hahahahahaha given out by High Times hahahahaa
I love you MK!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
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