Tuesday, June 3rd 2008
Leave Bambi Out Of It!
You know what Lily Allen's trying to do? She's obviously wants us to talk shit about her fraudulent ass, but I'm not going to fall for her cheap tricks. Ok, yes I am.
Just seeing Bambi's mutilated body on her dress brings non-existent tears to my eyes. Yes, I know it's probably some random deer, but every young deer is Bambi to me. Just thinking about the scene where Bambi's mom gets it makes me weepy. Thanks to Lily's violent dress, I've been forced to hit the bong hard tonight to wash away the painful memories.
And about her new hair, pussy in a pink wig did it better!
Here's Lily at the Glamour Twats Women of the Year Awards in London tonight.
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I think it's really sweet that you guys held the animals that you hit in your arms, it was probably comforting to them on some level.
I had a bird fly straight under my car as I was driving, and it didn't fly back out :( There was no way for me to even see it until it was too late.
Another time, my friend was driving at idle speed when a hedgehog ran out of the woods and right under his tire. I have no idea why, the car was going slower than a human's walking speed.
I felt really bad, of course, but the animals died instantly and luckily didn't suffer. It's still sad :(
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 3, 2008 - 11:47pm.
Submitted by grgallmangrl87 on June 4, 2008 - 1:44am.
did ya ever watch "Old Yeller"?.... it'll getcha every time
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Or "The Yearling!"
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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
im just jealous this bitch can eat and drink and be fat and gross, but somehow i think she still looks cute. what the fuck.
shes fuckin retarded
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she only wants to call attention with that violent dress and that britney wig,but dont blame her is a sindrome,its a mental sickness.poor lily...
She's turning into the British Britney. Wonder how Glamour will manage to gush over this little ditty of an outfit.
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Submitted by NovaNightly on June 3, 2008 - 6:09pm.
Has anyone else noticed her downward spiral into insanity lately??
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yes, i've been resisting the urge to talk about this dumb bitch because what she went thru i dont wish on anyone but shes taking these public displays of cuntness to another level. Lily Allen, stop acting like an idiot. Your lack of style is not clever and the sight of your naked breasts is vomit inducing. Lock urself in a studio and do something useful.
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I dont think, I drink.
I think her dress is not suitful for her.I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site ----"AffluentBachelors.com" ----last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
the fit of the dress is not flattering. the pattern.. I am going with she thought she was being edgy but really she is telling us how she feels inside. she needs to seek help. away from photographers.
I hope she's the next pink haired thing to have blood squirting from the side of her neck. What a dumb bitch.
Submitted by grgallmangrl87 on June 4, 2008 - 1:44am.
did ya ever watch "Old Yeller"?.... it'll getcha every time
OT: no idea
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"It's your one way ticket to midnight.
Call it, heavy metal.
Higher than high, feelin' just right.
Call it, heavy metal"
When I was a wee one, before public school, I went to daycare. One of the places I went to I wasn't allowed to watch Bambi or The Land Before Time because I started to cry too hard and they couldn't get me to stop. lol. I was such a compassionate child.
*-Jenny-*
The pink hair actually looks better on her than the blonde did.
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When I was 8 I tried to make a nicer home for my new bunny by cutting window holes out of the big brown box it was in - with a straight edge razor blade. Needless to say I slipped and cut a big bloody slash over my knee and bled everywhere. AND I hid it and didn't tell anybody until it was too late for stitches because I was afraid I'd get in trouble. Whaaaaaa!
Submitted by Bones on June 3, 2008 - 4:06pm.
Who gives a shit about Lily Allen? CAT WIGS. I'm going to order one for my mini hot slut right now. She'll probably fucking eat that shit right off her own head and be vomiting electric blue furballs for the next few months, but who cares as long as I get some pictures first?
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Ditto on that, if my badass cat wouldn't rip my lungs out if I attemped to put a wig on his head.
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They have to read a book to learn what to do
The fat n fug Lily Allen reminds me of some british tart barmaid with bad circulation. Maid's feet.
Just saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site ____W e a l t h y R o m a n c e. co m____ last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.
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Submitted by soul on June 3, 2008 - 8:34pm.
HAHAHA! Hilarious! I second that.
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Submitted by islandgirl on June 3, 2008 - 7:42pm.
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Please tell me about blumpkin?!♥
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" He totally has drug dealer face and drug dealer pits. Drug dealers start sweating profusely around government buildings. They do"
Goddamn...a compact is only like 4 bucks at walgreens...at least powder down that chicken grease face.
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Thank you for flying Church of England, cake or death?
Reminds me of those ugly hos down the block. Last name starts with a C ends with an A. Their brother lives in the house now with some wonky shit for brains masseuse. This one has their ugly faces but is not as fat.
Saltypretzel on June 3, 2008 - 8:58pm
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You had me at pig whore. And I still don't know what she does.
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Full on attention pigwhore. She'll do anything to get her name/picture in the press but will cry like the little bitch that she is if it's not anything less than flattering.
Hate her.
she must think the dress is funny. she's the joke.
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I'm gonna give her her a pass and say she's got "issues."
I'm a giver I give it's what I do.
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I don't care if you lick windows,
take the special bus
or occasionally pee on yourself.
You hang in there, sunshine; you're friggin' special.
Why is she famous again? Is there any reason that I or anyone else should care about this poseur? The only redeeming quality she had was being that Chemical Bros's DJ's girlfriend, were pregnant, and then they lost the baby...are they still together or what? God it's such redemption by association now isn't it?
Your face!
Submitted by Gonnaburn... on June 3, 2008 - 8:07pm.
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Hahaha, Massengill!! WHAT??
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<>><><><>♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥ She is my favor. I saw her new sexy privacy pho0tos in site ‘’W e a l t h y L o v I n g . c o m ’’. So wonder. She is always dating young billionaire on that site.
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I missed Blumpkin- that may be a good thing. My favs. haVE been "Sponsored by Summer's Eve and Summer's Eve's Man of the Year". Don't think I haven't used them and pretended they were my own! :)
She officially has no redeeming qualities.
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Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays. -Oscar Wilde
Is there a redeeming factor about this big-headed trogladite that I'm missing? She has no right! To ANYTHING! She needs to answer her true calling and become a bitter, dowdy hausfrau POST HASTE. Oh my GOD, I hate her. LILY ALLEN IS A ***PIG***!!!
Submitted by M.E. on June 3, 2008 - 3:33pm.
awwww .. that is so sad!!! i did the same thing with a squirrel once. i didn't mean to hit it .. and actually tried to avoid it .. but didn't. i got out ... wrapped it in a towel ... and sat at the side of the road while it whimpered and cried ... and died in my arms.
i was also bawling my eyes out ... devastated ... it's a horrible feeling.
OT: who in their right mind would wear a dress depicting the throat slashing of an animal?! oh wait .. key words .. right mind. i'm calling Annemarie Lucas from Animal Precinct.
M.E., I think you'd be as upset about hitting an adult deer. I hit one on the way home from work eight years ago, and then another one RAN INTO MY STOPPED TRUCK! Then both ran off. I got out and tried to find them, but they'd hauled ass. I cried all the way home (an hour drive) and felt bad for days about the collision. I worried about the pain they must be in and if I could have done anything to avoid them (probably not, since I was only doing about 35 mph). The insurance man said, if the vehicle damage was any indication, they probably weren't seriously injured -- no blood, no sharp indentations on the truck.
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"If I punched every bitch who called me fat, it would be dead bitches all up and down the highway."
Submitted by Gonnaburn... on June 3, 2008 - 7:37pm
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I have learned a lot on the D. I've said this before, but I've horrified friends at dinner parties with my newfound Dlisted vocabulary.
"Sue, this is a lovely roast. Cooked to perfection. And by the way, have you ever given your husband a blumpkin?"
Seriuosly. :0)
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The pink hair isn't working for her. Don't try that again, whatever your name is.
Submitted by islandgirl on June 3, 2008 - 6:14pm.
I truly do not know anything about her, except for Dlisted. Thanks to MK, I know she's a whiner and I've seen her snatch.
**************************************************That totally made me laugh out loud. I IMDB'd her as well and still I have no effing idea who she is. The daughter of some mildly famous guy...
Anyway, I didn't know who Phoebe Price was either when I first started coming here and after I IMDB'd her, I still had no idea.
Only after visiting her "official site" and seeing ALL that she was famous for (international super modeling), did I get the Hot Slut status!
WTF did Bambie ever do to her?!?!?
Lily used to be rad. Now she's just a plain old douche bag who does NOTHING but dress like a dumbass.
CALL PETA!!!!!!!!
She looks almost as bad as this---------> http://www.gossipboulevard.com/2008/06/02/winehouses-skin-gets-worse-and...
This twisted little cheeky moron.
WTF with the cheap ass pink Shitney wig?
I spit on her and her fakery.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Pink wig, check.
Blue nails, check.
Stupid Bambi dress, check.
Time for the anal sexy times!
Who told all these broads posing for pictures that they need to stand with their ankles crossed like they have to go wee-wee? Is it supposed to be flattering or something?
This is just so...tacky. The dress could have been cute without the pink wig, or on someone besides this fetid pig. Why is this sow famous again?
Submitted by Stoney on June 3, 2008 - 5:44pm.
Reminds me of my story, which I've told on here before, but it's been like, three years, lol so I'll tell it again. I was about nine years old and a rabbit had babies in a hole in my backyard. I was SO enamored with the entire event I would stay out there all day long and play with them. (it was the summer) I even snuck out one night after dark to cuddle them, and they had gotten bigger and started wandering out of the hole. I ran around trying to find them in the dark and carry them back to the hole, and I STEPPED ON ONE'S HEAD WITH MY SNEAKER ON. I didn't kill it, just busted its poor little eye out, I think. But I have NEVER recovered, and it's been almost twenty years.
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I am so sorry...but I laughed my ass off at that story!!!Sorry.I guess I am evil.
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" He totally has drug dealer face and drug dealer pits. Drug dealers start sweating profusely around government buildings. They do"
Tack. y.
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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
Lilly Allan reminds me of one of those sad, lost, and drug addicted daughters from the show Intervention. I can totally picture her family sitting around pleading for her to "get help today" in thier British accents.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
ugh sorry twodrink
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march on over to your mothers house and kick that bitch in the birthin' hole for not baking your cake filled head longer. Youre still all soft in the middle of your skull, just like an infant. -LoLo
how edgy! *yawn*
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march on over to your mothers house and kick that bitch in the birthin' hole for not baking your cake filled head longer. Youre still all soft in the middle of your skull, just like an infant. -LoLo
I truly do not know anything about her, except for Dlisted. Thanks to MK, I know she's a whiner and I've seen her snatch. Then again, that just about sums up every "celebrity" at some point or another.
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Lily is doing this on purpose to get attention.
Yawn.
Has anyone else noticed her downward spiral into insanity lately??
Geez...i like her music, but this shit is NUTS!