Tuesday, June 3rd 2008
This Shit Isn't Out Yet?
I could have sworn I've seen this shit already. I guess when you've seen one movie with Angelina Jolie in black leather shooting a gun, you've seen them all. Above is the new trailer for "Wanted" which comes out at the end of this month. It also stars James McAvoy, Morgan Freeman and Terence Stamp. Yes, Bernadette Bassenger is in this crap. His presence almost makes it worth the $12.
Seeing Angie's bare arms in the trailer has given me a sudden craving for Grissini breadsticks.
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Five second movie synopsis:
Guess what!? You're a spy! Killin' flies! Whee!
Boo. You lose.
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"You are most beautiful because you have a new album, or a new movie, or a new baby to promote" Michael Buckley on People Magazine's Most Beautiful
With all the exposure Brangelina gets, it would not phase me one bit to never see another movie with either of them.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
It's looks kinda good.
~*~"It's time to make history. It's time to rock the vote." Christina Aguilera in the new Rock The Vote ad that airs in 2 weeks time~*~
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y0bdOqL3AI
dustbunny - that's like a cardinal rule. If you are gonna be a badass superhero assassin the first thing they teach you at the academy is how to properly apply 12 layers of eye makeup.
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And let that bitch know I already suck cock for a living, but the pay sucks, so I have to do this website to make ends meet! - MK to Bradiful Bitch
Off topic: You know what grinds my gears....buying a fecking bathing suit from VS and then being bombarded by email after email... arrgghhh... Any other movies that are coming out that y'all plan on seeing?
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Don't forget the 8 layers of black eyeshadow...the sure sign of a Badass. *snark*
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That looks like a complete piece of shit.
I can't WAIT to see this on DVD! Morgan Freeman is the ish!
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass."
Two drink,
CHeers!!
Nova,
To be fair, this time round they airbrushed some tatts on.
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
Dustbunny...yes, definitely a pinch of Matrix.
With a dash of Fast & Furious.
Stir and bake at 350-degrees for 30 minutes or until it smells.
Only Uma and Helen Cunt have a bigger forehead than this tranny looking pretentious low-brow wanker
Off Topic but who cares, this post is gonna go to shit soon anyways:
This 15 year old kid just told me that the courts just sentenced him to "addiction counseling for tagging" because him and his friends spray painted "michael rules" on the back of his school. What the fuck is the point of that?
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And let that bitch know I already suck cock for a living, but the pay sucks, so I have to do this website to make ends meet! - MK to Bradiful Bitch
I got chewed out by some guys when I said it looks like a poor, unentertaining rehash of Tomb Raider, with a few Matrix-style special effects thrown in... God I love you bitches!
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
They put a gun in her hand and POOF...a NEW movie!!
Its a wonder she could hold up that gun with those stir sticks she calls arms. I see now why she thinks pregnancy is wonderful...its the only time she looks human.
LOL like there wouldn't be a billion search results for "Wesley Gibson" on google.
Angie is a really bad actress, isn't she? I used to think she was so gorgeous until she went ano and became Brangelina - now there's nothing there for me to enjoy about her.
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
looks like something i would totally watch back when i was 12!
is it me or is Ang pulling the blue steel in some scenes?
Are you sure this isn't the trailer for Mr. and Mrs. Smith?
Submitted by Stock Broker on June 3, 2008 - 5:58pm.
Is this crapfest a combination of Mr. & Mrs. Smith with a dash of Tomb Raider?
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with a pinch of the Matrix?
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That looks craptastic!!
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I don't care if you lick windows,
take the special bus
or occasionally pee on yourself.
You hang in there, sunshine; you're friggin' special.
Ahhahaaa "Grissini Breadsticks". Crack me up.
But seriously. That looks like a giant piece of shit. Morgan, WHY? I cannot stand Jolie's horrible acting, hypocritical ass constantly with the indulgently violent Hollywood movies and then the pretending to create some other image to the media. I would never, ever pay money to see that crap. I feel stupider for watching the trailer. I'd rather watch that reality show about Denise Richards.
Completely off topic - waiting for grocery delivery so confined to apartment until they show. So annoying. Could be two hours and I am out of mixers!
Clarisse - beating you to it. Passing the one I owe you over.
YAWN!
Oh Thank GOD!!! I thought this day would actually end without an Angie post!
Phew! Rum and cokes on me!
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
Is this crapfest a combination of Mr. & Mrs. Smith with a dash of Tomb Raider?
I'll wait for it to make the rounds on HBO.
plus, I would ride James' wang until it snapped in two
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And let that bitch know I already suck cock for a living, but the pay sucks, so I have to do this website to make ends meet! - MK to Bradiful Bitch
Another lame-assed, plotless waste of film.
She couldn't act her way out of a wet paper bag with bullet holes already in it.
She should stick to what she does best: making and buying babies to be photographed by People Magazine.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Oh Morgan, James...well we all have regrets.
I'm going to watch this movie solely for James...he's a hottie!
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
I'm all over this movie. I somehow am regaining my love for her.
My best friend recently asked me if I could do it with any celebrity in the world who would it be and I blurted out Angelina Jolie without thinking (prob cuz I had been on Dlisted all day) and she just looked at me for a loooooong time and then said, "yeah, me too."
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And let that bitch know I already suck cock for a living, but the pay sucks, so I have to do this website to make ends meet! - MK to Bradiful Bitch