It's Over
Sienna Miller has reportedly dumped Rhys Ifans for a final time after she found his shaggy ass going through her text messages. This is why you password protect all your shit! I once got slapped by an ex-boyfriend because his meth-addicted ass went through my e-mails and found a sexy one sent to me. GET THIS SHIT! The e-mail was spam! Spam is pure evil. When the fugly dumb whore figured out it was spam, he didn't even apologize. Password protect your crap or you could get bitch slapped!
Rhys found text messages to Sienna from her ex, Matthew Rhys. Sienna dumped Matthew last year and started dating Rhys right away. She really likes those Rhys dudes. Jonathan Rhys Meyers is next. He doesn't know it yet.
Sienna flipped out when she found him going through her shit. A source told The Sun, “She compared him to a spotlight shining in her face all the time. He is heartbroken they have split. Sienna feels really sorry for him because he had slotted into her family perfectly, but she couldn’t cope with his suspicious and jealous behaviour. When they are together they get on so well. But she can’t cope with his jealousy.”
She dumped his ass last week over the phone. She should have done it by text message. I always like to use the popular phrase, "I QUIT THIS BITCH!" Simple and to the point.
Sienna will have new dick by end of next week.
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When she's done effing all the Rhys's she should try making an actual movie. But she should try this one from FOTC:
http://www.imdb.com/media/rm3616051200/nm1055302
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
I had the same experience with a Dickhead ex.
Insecure and Jealous Dicks are not worth the stress, they drain you the fuck out.
He is now officially one of life's losers.
OK, all I really want to know, Michael K, is how come you didn't drop kick your meth addicted bitch for smackin you?! I mean, I can understand you being smacked for saying something real stank -- as you are known to do -- or lettin some hot guy blow you while you try to get the last pringle out the canister without breaking it. But you got smacked for no reason and you didn't do anything about it?! Over SPAM?! I'm shocked and appalled! I hope next time some bitch tries to smack you, you grab his balls, twist them, and tell Brit Brit to pass the cheetos.
She was very, very good in "Stardust."
Granted she was playing a fickle, immature, snotty rich bitch so, you know, she wasn't stretching too far in that role. Here's hoping Sluttienna gets the same fate as that brat -- literally dumped on her ass, and maritally shackled to an equally obnoxious gay fop.
Hit the bricks Danny Deckchair!
Outside of her turnstile love life, her It Girl claim to fame is wearing very thin.
And you just know your relationship is doomed to be short-lived if you and your special friend have matching shag hair styles.
Sap-a-licious*
Michael K you hot cunt!
fuck sienna and dirty boy. im not sure but i think he was in the adam sandler classic, little nicky and that scares me bc that movie was wack-attack even for adam.
i quit this bitch you hot cholo slut!
where's suri?
Are they happy? But I saw her personals ID on wealthy men for beautiful women site """"W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m"""""" last week. It is said she is datiing young billionaire on that site. Is that true?
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Damn MK, I'll cuttabeesh for you, you just tell me his name. Seriously, I hate when BFs think that just because they're dating you they don't have to respect your personal life. Um, eff off! Mr. Monkeypox did that shit once and I chewed his ass out and he swore he'd never do that shit ever again. There's nothing less romantic than an obsessive, insecure guy. Slut or not, she's entitled to her privacy...
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Sluttyena Miller is STILL around?
Why???
Isn't there a director or producer lap she should be sitting on?
I justy hope she doesn't go back to Jude! he freakin' hooked up with kimbo stewart!!! Kudies!!!!!!!!!! I think sienna is like the new Angelina jolie, Pre-maddoxx Angelina! If brad does a movie with Sienna, than Jolie WILL have a problem!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
She should look up Reese Witherspoon next. Maybe this Rhys is jealous and suspicious because, I don't know, Sienna's a total skank?
MK:
I hope that isn't true about your meth-head boyfriend. I don't want to have to choke a bitch, but for you, I would.
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I had a hemorrhoid and... well, it's still a hemorrhoid. -Island Girl
Mk i hope you slapped that meth head back!
dumb bitch meth heads!
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
Kids, if your man is unable to button his shirt correctly, it is time to quit the bitch...mmmkay?
Clarisse
You can't hate on Kate. Love her Love her.
Maybe she was studying for a role.
All the blond is blinding.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Lexi-J
ITA. Kate Winslet = great British actress.
Those two, eh, not so much. 'Bout as talented as Keira Knightley.
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
IV
I don't care about either of them one way or the other. They are both blah to me.
@DD and Madam, I get a lot of spam promising me ten inches...I asked my 72 yr old aunt "if I conserve and cut it in half, can't I use it twice?" I know how to get her to snort her oatmeal thru her nose...
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No comment!
they need to just go ahead and have an I QUIT U BITCH template in all phones
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yeah, I said it! what?
IV,
Ugh, you're right. I guess Naomi and Sienna are completely interchangable to me...
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
It looks like a potential nip slip by Rhys! Ew.
I agree with madam s. I wouldn't have a sparkling white no-no hole without email spam.
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Submitted by Clarisse on June 4, 2008 - 7:06am.
Lexi-J,
Re: Sienna, i can't stand the bitch, but she wasn't bad in "The Painted Veil".
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That was Naomi Watts. She and Edward Norton were very good in that movie.
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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
Clarisse
damn I forgot about him in that. That is a guilty pleasure movie of mine for sure.
Oh shit and I liked him in The Replacements too.
I guess I like more movies with him in it than I knew.
Ewww. I just noticed how his shirt came unbuttoned.
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How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
http://www.myspace.com/mabelhodges
ASK MABEL!!!
I'll bet her family isn't the only thing he slotted into perfectly.
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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
Submitted by madam s. on June 4, 2008 - 8:09am.
Spam isn't evil!
I beg to differ. That stuff in a can will KILL your body and soul.
(And it makes a nifty weapon too)
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Guessing her password is....
rhys
Spam isn't evil! When will people just understand that they only have your best interest in mind? If you get spam emailed to you for penis enlargement and meds, it means you have a small penis and are bi-polar. It's best if you just buy their helpful products.
@Mable, I read that too fast or something because I got the look of a Spaniel (ears cocked, head tilted) I QUIT, U BUTCH!
lol.
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Ahhaha Mabel,
Time management is a girl's best friend.
Haha...speaking of spam and the fact that it's pure evil, what's with the baby smoking below?!
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“I have the libido of a teenage boy. I’d rather have sex all the time than leave the house.”
-Megan Fox
Sienna probably had a new dick WHILE she was dumping Rhys on the phone, but she was hard to understand because her mouth was full.
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
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Sienna who?
Lexi-J,
I think of Little Nicky! That's where my mind's at!
Re: Sienna, i can't stand the bitch, but she wasn't bad in "The Painted Veil".
Then again, Ed Norton is one of the few actors that could pull off a blow-up doll co-star.
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
This guy reminds me of Tom Petty on a bad day.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
I QT U BTCH....even more succinct.
I M GLD 4 HR BCZ HE WS 2 GRSS.
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How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
http://www.myspace.com/mabelhodges
ASK MABEL!!!
I can't look at him without thinking of him as playing Hugh Grants roommate in the movie Notting Hill.
"I QUIT U BTCH" is shorter and quicker if you have a lot of them to send out.
Sluts can't commit.
There are exceptions tho. I'm one of the exceptions.
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Hahahahahaha, MK!
"Who the fuck wants you to enlarge your penis the all-natural way, Michael? Huh??? That's it, it's OVER!"
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I hate you all, your mom's a whore.