Katie Holmes: Expert Phoney-Sniffer
Tommy Girl's Stepford creation is making her Broadway debut this fall in "All My Sons" and the show's producer, Eric Falkenstein, talked to Cindy Adams about her many skills.
He said, "Katie's not a celebrity type. She's done brilliant work in films like Pieces of April and The Ice Storm. When she signed on, she came here to a bare rehearsal room for a read- through. She didn't ask for anything. She was just sweet and deferential."
Not a celebrity type? Methinks Eric has had a sip of the barley water.
He went on to say that Katie is "a natural sweetheart who can sniff out phonies ... Katie basically has that exact moral fiber of her character in the play."
Tommy Girl's natural phoney scent is masked by the strong odors of dried sperm, poppers, Travolta's hair glue and Thierry Mugler's Alien Perfume. This is why Katie has yet to "sniff" out him out. Seriously, the only bitch that has been sniffing something is Eric Falkenstein.
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I think the guy called her a panty sniffer
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
Missy, yes she is.....scroll back down a few posts, i answered the question while you were typing....
Libbets! I had to look up the name on IMDB...
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When I think about you I sniff myself.
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You hang in there, sunshine; you're friggin' special.
Phoney-sniffer? Is that like a witch-sniffer?
And "Ice Storm"? Truly brilliant movie. Awesome performances from Kline, Weaver, Wood, Allen and Maguire.
Holmes? She's the pill-popping slut whom Maguire wants to boink, and who thankfully passes out after a few scenes. Watching her pretend to understand "The Idiot" was the movie's comic highlight.
Wonder how much Tommyboy paid him to say all this, huh?
She can 'sniff out phonies'?
Must be a newly acquired skill; wasn't that long ago that she was BFF with Posh Becks as I recall.
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
"sniffing out phonies" is code for "my scientologist shadow tells me who to talk to".
LMAO @ the alien perfume. "Thierry Mugler dreamed of a new ingredient, modern amber: a talisman with a warm, soothing spirit, a mineral hewn into a precious stone with magical power. ALIEN...A Woody Revelation"
A woody revelation? Classic.
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Submitted by Sheeps on June 4, 2008 - 10:30am.
Katie was in The Ice Storm (a brilliant movie)? As what?
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exactly what I thought Sheeps. Thats one of my favorite movies and I dont remember her in it at all.
Was she the girl whos house toby mcguire goes to and the parents arent home?
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a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Eric Falkenstein, contact Jancee Dunn immediately. She sussed out Katie Holmes in "But Enough About Me" as the lying, scheming whore she is.
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Sheeps!
You missed her in The Ice Storm??? But, she's a scene stealer!!!!!
To quote Flav...Wooooow!
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"Tommy Girl's natural phoney scent is masked by the strong odors of dried sperm, poppers, Travolta's hair glue and Thierry Mugler's Alien Perfume"
Submitted by Sheeps on June 4, 2008 - 8:30am.
Katie was in The Ice Storm (a brilliant movie)? As what?
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Sheeps, she was the chick who Tobey went to go see in the city....who passed out on prescription pills in his lap....
of course I'd remember this. The "file" popped up as soon as I saw your question.....lmao
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Please forgive me for my distance, pain in evident in my existence; please forgive me for my distance, shame is manifest in my resistance to your love
-Fiona Apple "To Your Love"
She can sniff out phonies but not gay scrote? Interesting.
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I hate you all, your mom's a whore.
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Um yeah, never heard of either movie.
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Pieces of April was actually a surprisingly good movie...
Katie was in The Ice Storm (a brilliant movie)? As what?
"She's done brilliant work in films"
Now, that's stretchin a wee bit, eh?
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
Does this guy mean to say that KAtie cant smell herslef?
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
Yeah, I'm sure Tommygirl's money had nothing to do with Katiebot getting the part. *eye roll* It's obvious Katie has no moral fiber since she had no issues signing on to be Tommygirl's beard, and belong to $cientology. We all know there are no phonies in Scientology, only people with high morals.
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God be with you, dumbass.
Oh please!
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Please forgive me for my distance, pain in evident in my existence; please forgive me for my distance, shame is manifest in my resistance to your love
-Fiona Apple "To Your Love"
"Katie basically has that exact moral fiber of her character in the play."
- Oh dumb ass, that's not a fiber, it's an implant for tracking and keep KatieBot in line and on line.
They removed any moral fiber to place it.
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"sniff" out phonies?? What the bleeping hell does that mean??
Nice, another software upgrade for Katie "Kate" Holmes.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Katie looks cute in that picture. Hmmm...
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