Wednesday, June 4th 2008
From This Angle....
...Tater Head doesn't look "that bad," but when she faces forward, the Leno is out in full force. I think she's wearing all these wigs to try and hide the chin. I say embrace that shit! Wear it proudly. Do some chin-fucking movies. I'm sure there's some bitches out there that have a fetish for chins. Make money off that shit!
And people need to stop wearing swap-meet bought colored contacts! My cousin wears purple ones (that shit isn't even lavender) and claims "she constantly gets compliments" for having such beautiful eyes. I wanted to tell her, "Bitch! They are lying to your fraudulent ass," but I was too busy choking on my laugh.
Here's Tater Head at the launch of Op's "OPen Road" campaign last night in Beverly Hills.
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Bitch owns a lot of wigs. Finally a good one. And fake-ass contact lenses, too.
She's got a big chin, like my Little Pony Parker. So, long hair is a must to balance out the fugliness down there.
Still, a chin reduction could easily improve her looks and bring more harmony to her face.
I think her nose is off, too. It's too skinny and long or something.
Her chin isn't as bad as Asslee Simpson's.
She just needs it filed down or something.
I think her lips are too small. She needs a wider smile.
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th perfect angle would be if her bangs covered her entire face....
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Submitted by Mawy on June 4, 2008 - 12:29pm.
You either are or you aren't intelligent, it's not a choice and it's not something you can acquire no matter how many millions your parents have. And I don't think this girl is intelligent. Which is why she hasn't educated herself.
So the girl is dumb, ignorant, and ugly. What a trinity. I almost feel sorry for her. Almost.
On second glance, she could do well to not have her face shadowed so it looks like she has half a 'stache.
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I hate you all, your mom's a whore.
This poor girl has the worst of both parents
No matter how hard she tries to look like a normal human being, she still is not attractive. She is a retard. Do not like the ugly, little yellow shoes at all!
Mawy, you are spot on. I never understood why all these "children of celebrities" never pursue higher education. Why do they ALL think they have a birthright in the entertainment industry. Take Tater Head and her sisters...soooweee!
Is it just me or are her nostrils made for snorting?
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That's a near sideboob shot
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she doesn't look too bad here! This hair is the best style for her, IMO.
Though nothing about her attitude makes her attractive....I hate this loser.
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Please forgive me for my distance, pain in evident in my existence; please forgive me for my distance, shame is manifest in my resistance to your love
-Fiona Apple "To Your Love"
This hair is WAY better than the long weave.
*Smile Bitches*
She needs to step away from the red carpet. She knows she wouldn't be halfway famous if it wasn't for her parents. If I were her, I would get the heck out of Hollywood and get the best education my millions could buy. I mean, you can't help it if you're funny looking but you CAN at least be intelligent. Does this girl really think she's gona get by on her looks? Then again, I doubt her parents ever placed an emphasis on education. Sometimes I forget how lucky I am to have parents that encouraged me to go to college (and who I inherited somewhat good looking genes from)!
much improved...I wonder how long it will be before we see an increased bra size. I give it 6 months.
Submitted by LoLo on June 4, 2008 - 9:25am.
foolish fashion trends
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I despise those bright green, orange, purple, blue and yellow shoes the industry is trying to force feed us for spring.
It's a shonda.
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I don't care if you lick windows,
take the special bus
or occasionally pee on yourself.
You hang in there, sunshine; you're friggin' special.
ITA Cara...although weirdly at the moment I just pity her damned hormonal imbalance!!
Wow, I didn't even recognize her!
And I disagree--I've always thought Bruce Willis was very good-looking.
I think she looks great. Her in a bob...sexy. I love it. Good girl you look fabulous. Hate the yellow shoes though.
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I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 4, 2008 - 12:22pm.
And yellow shoes? Sad, sick and wrong.
Its like that dream i told you about with the primary colors Mrs. K!
Im being haunted by foolish fashion trends in my dreams!!!!!!!
Whata bout Rory for my monkey name?
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
Someone stick a thermometer up my ass and get my temp. I must be ill cuz...dare I say it?...she actually looks half way human in these pics.
Halfway.
The hair length is slight improvement.
Now for the nostrils. Those look like an alien's. Straight up and down. Horrible.
"I've got hampers of ironing to do and my diet pill is wearin' off."
I bet Demi was POed when she discovered that plastic surgery doesn't get inherited by your kids.
But it's not too surprising that Rumer looks so awful. Her dad has never been, shall we say, considered attractive for his looks. And her mom bought every part of her body; before that, she was as unfortunate-looking as Rumer.
I wouldn't make fun of her either, if she weren't determined to put herself in front of a camera. It's not like these people are shooting pix of her hanging out at a mall with her friends, or walking down the street -- she's POSING on the red carpet!
From this angle, I can still see her fug mug.
The best angle, the opposite direction of her.
THAT HORRIBLE "OUTFIT"!
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
I do like the hair, but this girl is NEVER going to have an A-list movie career.
Remember Frank Sinatra Jr.?
And yellow shoes? Sad, sick and wrong.
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I don't care if you lick windows,
take the special bus
or occasionally pee on yourself.
You hang in there, sunshine; you're friggin' special.
Submitted by Cara on June 4, 2008 - 11:20am.
BINGO!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
She needs to bring back hats with veils. Actually, I need her to bring back hats with veils.
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Sláinte duine a ól.
Damn, Quentin Tarantino looks good...!
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
I wouldn't even make fun of this girl for her looks if she didn't show up to all these random "celebrity" events and pose like she's some A-lister everybody is dying to see. I'd respect her more if she had a job at Starbucks and was taking classes at a community college. How a girl with a face that unfortunate can come to believe she is so noteworthy, just reeks of a massive ego. (ahem, just thought I'd explain why I hate her, heh)
I used to work with a chick that wears the fakest blue contacts - very much like Tater's. her friendship I learned, sadly too late, is as fake as her eyecolor, too.
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She really thinks she's the shit, the last coca-cola in the desert, hot stuff, that angle suits her, but that's just a still. The blue eyes don't help, she should take the good angle pic above and blow it up then super-glue it to her face.
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What is with all these skanks wearing those godawful yellow shoes?
The look sucks ass.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
Tater head!!! That never gets old!
MK, you make my day!!!
Missy,
Given the new hollyweird trend, at least she isn't preggo!!!
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
Mable, i should have just asked yer damn thinga majiggy!
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
now, grow you bangs down to you mouth...
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...at least she has nice clear skin?
Back in the olden days girls with her unfortunate looks were sent to convents. I'm just sayin'....
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There's a lot of pretty, pretty ones
That want to get you high
But all the pretty, pretty ones
Will leave you low and blow your mind
We're all stars now in the dope show
If she could position herself this way all the time, she could pass as kinda cute. But in the end, the chin always wins.
Mmmmmm, tater salad.
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Um, who IS this? Because it looks like my Uncle Ray. 'Cept he's dead.
Wow, she actually does look okay in that picture. Was this shopped? I don't believe it. I'm sure they're running it at celebrityprayerlist.com
Amazing what a good wig can do for someone.
Whichever way you wanna slice it, this fug is fucking ugly. She's a butterface TO THE EXTREME, and has no business being in movies or even showing her wide, wide, wide face in public. If Demi can shell out half a "milly" (thanks Mariah) on plastic surgery, surely she throw a few clams at this hideous beast to get her jaw broken and reset. Beauty is pain, bitch.
Submitted by kaky on June 4, 2008 - 11:14am.
uhm, thanks
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we dont care.
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Take the contacts out your eyes, you're far from looking fly...
LoLo.......JO JO
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How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
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ASK MABEL!!!
the more i see her in photos, the more she gets under my skin
DO something worthwhile for chrissakes!!!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
PEOPLE what is a good name for a unisex monkey, who is fancy, loves fashion and maybe is like a version of the character Pat, but instead of scary you want to hang out and go to clubs with it??
I need a good name!
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
New Miley video!!
http://www.gossipboulevard.com/2008/06/04/a-first-look-at-mileys-new-mus...
She should always have that hair. Best I've seen her look.
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I hate you all, your mom's a whore.