Happy Birfday Angie!
Today is the Brangeloonie International holiday known as Saint Angie's birfday! Can you believe that you actually have to work on this holy day? Take that issue up with your boss.
Angie has also made the cover of two weeklies today! Hooray. I especially love Star Magazine's "the saint has fallen and she can't get up" cover! Although, Angie was sitting down and is getting up in the picture they used. If she ever fell, I'm sure the world's biggest earthquake would hit.
A source told Star that Angie did collapse in her French home. The source said, "She felt lightheaded, and her knees buckled. Brad grabbed her and told her to 'hold on, hold on' until her doctor got to her." Then Maddox showed up with his My Little Doctor's Bag and saved the day!
Below is Life & Style's cover claiming Angie gave birth. HA! I love high-art Wednesdays!
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Oh well, I'm an AJ fan and I forgot it was her birthday yesterday....guess I'm just "not a good enough fan". *is sad*
Or maybe it's because I actually HAVE A LIFE! Unlike actual Brangeloonies.
That being said, HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY to her, and good morning sluts!
Gotta go to work now. I'll check back in later this evening. *waves and leaves*
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I'm a AJ fan.I live her.HAPPY BIRTHDAY!She is so beautiful. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site ----"AffluentBachelors.com" ----last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
God bless Ange! So, she has a few little dramas in her life.....it can only mean more money, more publicity. I hope all goes well during the birth.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on June 4, 2008 - 10:01pm.
**SMOOCHES** Bradi!
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
James Haven on June 4, 2008 - 9:28pm.
Second: We were playing a spirited game of "Twister" Angie and Brad were on one team, James Haven and Mad on the other. Angie was about to slip and lose the game for Brad. Brad is very competitive and once threw his mother out of the house for beating him at Monopoly. So Brad yelled "Hold on" so Angie wouldn't slip and lose the game for him.
- Yea, he gets that way when he gets thrown off his bong hit schedule, huh?
Potheads can get bitchy as all get out. Next time, toss him a Reeses cup, trust.
XXO Jamesy Poo.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 4, 2008 - 9:32pm.
Hello Deb! *SMOOCHES*
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
Oh James Haven, you make me tingle with delight...though I would never ask you for a "benefit".
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No comment!
Bitches please! James Haven flew in for Angie's birthday and she asked James Haven to be her spokesbrother and put to rest these awful rumors!
First rumor: She did not have those babies. James Haven is going to be in the room with her to make sure Brad's pesky mother is kept out. No way would she have those babies without James Haven knowing!
Second: We were playing a spirited game of "Twister" Angie and Brad were on one team, James Haven and Mad on the other. Angie was about to slip and lose the game for Brad. Brad is very competitive and once threw his mother out of the house for beating him at Monopoly. So Brad yelled "Hold on" so Angie wouldn't slip and lose the game for him.
James Haven has a feeling "Mad" is behind all these rumors!! James Haven found that pesky kid on the phone more then once, whispering and acting all suspicious. When James Haven asked who he was talking to, he told James Haven, "the Dali Lama". James Haven grabbed the phone and said "Hello, Dali?" but there was no reply! James Haven was suspicious but couldn't prove anything now it all fits!
FYI: Angie had a beautiful cake made, in the shape of her lips. We laughed and we cried, and laughed again, when Brad slipped on the new kid's Tonka truck, and went sailing down the hall. Good times!
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
I share a birthday with Angelina Jolie? My god, how did I ever get to be so blessed to share this day with Santa Angelina? And Noah Wyle?
Why do the tabloids keep repeating each others stories? It's really boring. For the past couple of months they've been saying she's diabetic, fainting, high blood pressure, ect. I don't know if people actually believe this story or just want a reason to complain about Angelina but if she had half of the medical problems the tabloids claim, she would have miscarried long ago.
She saw a preview of the furniture that was on its way.
to clarisse ...
when I see that picture I still wonder why pax isn't walking. but the one where angie picks up zahara! I am sure the edge would have been happy to carry her.
I do have bunnies and I see you have one as well. my boy bunny is the same way. I talk to him a lot and he will run over and stretch out and put his head down. then I am allowed to pet him. the girl is a snuggle bunny unless she is busy. they both love music. the girl bunny chins all the cds. if she likes a song she will listen. if she doesn't she will stamp her foot. the boy also watches tv haha
Clay Aiken's secret baby deal is the real story.
"Is that your wife, or is your dog walking backwards?" - Martin
Submitted by peaches on June 4, 2008 - 4:09pm.
Submitted by Jello on June 4, 2008 - 2:15pm.
How come she is ALWAYS the ONLY celebrity with all these complications? Sugar, diabetes, bed rest, high blood pressure, fainting, nosebleeds - I mean SHUT UP ALREADY! Jlo never had this, Keri Russell never had this, Halle Berry never had this, Tranny Aguliera never had this, even that mess Britney never had this.
That's because all the celebs you listed ATE like a pregnant lady is supposed to.
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Britney ate healthy while pregnant! Nah, doubt it!
"Is that your wife, or is your dog walking backwards?" - Martin
ImpertinentVixen,
When i try baby talk with my rabbit, he puts his ears down and leaves the room! Little fucker.
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Mrs. K: I dunno. I hope not. I mean, I talk baby talk to my cat, who tolerates it, but I could never gush so effusively as those nuts on JJ about anything!
Like Brad and Angie could give a shit about them.
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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on June 4, 2008 - 2:52pm.
Seriously, how did those people get that way? Is it contagious?
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“Why do some girls dress like boys?” I replied loudly, “Because of my huge balls.”
I can't go to Just Jared because I've had a grande cinnamon dolce latte today (albeit light), but I'm sure the Brangeloonies are lighting candles and hail marying and exclaiming things like "OMG, my prayers go out to brad and angie and their little precious sweet in utero babies, ooohh, xxx ooo...!"
Gag!
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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
LCT,
Won't be the only stain when i'm done!
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LMAO Clarisse! And Word LoLo!
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Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system. ~P.J. O'Rourke
Submitted by Clarisse on June 4, 2008 - 5:00pm.
LCT,
Do I want a pair of his undies? Is Angelina an attention whore? Yeah i want some undies!
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K. You can have the four leaf clover ones. They got a little... um... 'stain' on them.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
LCT,
Do I want a pair of his undies? Is Angelina an attention whore? Yeah i want some undies!
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Clarisse on June 4, 2008 - 4:45pm.
Peaches,
Don't cry for me Angeloonies
The truth is I never left you
All through my wild days
My mad existence
I kept my promise
Don't keep your distance
And as for fortune, and as for fame
I never invited them in
Though it seemed to the world they were all I desired
They are illusions
They are not the solutions they promised to be
The answer was here all the time
I love you and hope you love me
Don't cry for me Angeloonies
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Fantastic!
Angelina Peron! lol
Submitted by Clarisse on June 4, 2008 - 4:45pm.
Peaches,
Don't cry for me Angeloonies
The truth is I never left you
All through my wild days
My mad existence
I kept my promise
Don't keep your distance
And as for fortune, and as for fame
I never invited them in
Though it seemed to the world they were all I desired
They are illusions
They are not the solutions they promised to be
The answer was here all the time
I love you and hope you love me
Don't cry for me Angeloonies
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Ha!!!! !!LMFAO!!! you rock!!!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
Submitted by Clarisse on June 4, 2008 - 4:46pm.
BUSTED!!!
*pulls hand from behind my back and hands Gerry back to LTC*
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Hahahahahahah that's OK. Want a pair of his undies?
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Submitted by LoLo on June 4, 2008 - 4:28pm.
_Submitted by peaches on June 4, 2008 - 4:24pm.
Brad Jettsetting all over the place-ha! environmentally friendly MY ASS!!!!
THANK YOU! HIS PROJECT IN NEW ORLEANS IS A FUCKING FARCE, A FAKE, BOBOOZLE OPERATION!!!!!!
yeah Brad should ask the people of new Orleans what THEY want! I don't think they want some crazy wierd environmentally friendly homes, I think they want their OLD homes back!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
BUSTED!!!
*pulls hand from behind my back and hands Gerry back to LTC*
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Peaches,
Don't cry for me Angeloonies
The truth is I never left you
All through my wild days
My mad existence
I kept my promise
Don't keep your distance
And as for fortune, and as for fame
I never invited them in
Though it seemed to the world they were all I desired
They are illusions
They are not the solutions they promised to be
The answer was here all the time
I love you and hope you love me
Don't cry for me Angeloonies
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It's like Disneyland
Submitted by Clarisse on June 4, 2008 - 2:03pm.
M.E.
*now that LCT is gone*
A source also states That Gerard Butler, because he is so taken with me, is willing to make it a 3 person game!!!
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Hey now. None of that.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
forever.now,
Oh thank god! I scared myself when that little bit of knowledge popped into my brain!
AND you have bunny rabbit artists???
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Submitted by DiamondDawg on June 4, 2008 - 1:58pm.
LCT - YOU BETTER NOT BE GOING TO COSTCO WITHOUT TAKING ORDERS!!! I NEED A 24 PACK OF GIANT MUFFINS AND SOME MOM JEANS. DAMNIT.
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Roger. How about a 240 pack of facecloths?
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
not to mention they were asking joe blow to fund Project Make Me An Asshole down there, these charity giving mother fuckers can build their green shacks of shit with their magazine cover money!
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
_Submitted by peaches on June 4, 2008 - 4:24pm.
Brad Jettsetting all over the place-ha! environmentally friendly MY ASS!!!!
THANK YOU! HIS PROJECT IN NEW ORLEANS IS A FUCKING FARCE, A FAKE, BOBOOZLE OPERATION!!!!!!
THIS IS WHY I DONT LIKE THESE TWO LIAR FACE HOOKERS!
sorry, i hate brad pitt for using New Orleans.
ONLY IM NOT SORRY AND I DO BELIEV ANGIE HAS A COCK! SO ALL THIS BABY SHIT IS A FARCE TOO!
ha ha ha fuck them!
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
Wow, Oprah looks like a million bucks, check her and other out at www.urbanthoughtcollective.com
Exactly Peaches. They are the perfect example of people who are "Do as I say, not as I do types".
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Brad Jettsetting all over the place-ha! environmentally friendly MY ASS!!!!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
Ok, in all seriousness. IF any of this shit was true and she was on bed rest/false labor, etc, do we really think Bradley would be jet setting all over the place right now? He's in friggen TX. I think if the life of his twins and his "life partner" were in jeapordy, his ass would be firmly planted in France holding the had that has his nuts.
"Brad grabbed her and told her to 'hold on, hold on'"
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Yeah, because he hadn't finished busting his nut yet.
Submitted by Jello on June 4, 2008 - 2:15pm.
How come she is ALWAYS the ONLY celebrity with all these complications? Sugar, diabetes, bed rest, high blood pressure, fainting, nosebleeds - I mean SHUT UP ALREADY! Jlo never had this, Keri Russell never had this, Halle Berry never had this, Tranny Aguliera never had this, even that mess Britney never had this.
That's because all the celebs you listed ATE like a pregnant lady is supposed to. Shit if Angie were to die in childbirth (I am NOT WISHING THIS ON HER, but these crazy headlines, it certainly makes one think it MIGHT happen if they're all true, godforbid ), It'll be like freakin' Evita, when she dies at the end, I could see all the Brangeloonies crying around the world like that. I am not trying to laugh about a serious subject, but this shit with them being constantly talked about is Waaaaaaaay out of hand. We need to boycott talking about them like we all did with Wonky, that actually Worked! I barely hear about wonkey these days, it's beautiful! The minute people stop caring, this shit goes away! Russell Crowe used to constantly have things about him in these magazines. Now they don't bother unless he goes and loses his temper. Please people, let's end this demand for Brangelina mania, and they're will be no more supply of it, and they'll stop showing their kids off like circus freaks if people don't give a shit anymore! It works people, it works!!!!!!!!!!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
to clarisse...
I think everyone on this thread has become an expert in time/place identification of pics of Our Most Beautiful Saint. be proud of your knowledge.
only today I have read the WORDS of ST. Angelina and she has revealed that I have raised two artists what with the music and paintings and books. they are bunny rabbits but still.:)
Submitted by forever.now on June 4, 2008 - 2:53pm.
"brad pleads 'hold on.'" maybe he had another call coming in... :)
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"brad pleads 'hold on.'" maybe he had another call coming in... :)
Debfromhell - yes.
Why is she always falling and why can't those kids ever walk?
***crickets***
Didn't we go thru this exact same thing with the "BLOB"?
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M.E.,
I willingly accept the smack to the head!
The loons are usually so predictable!
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What cracks me up most though is that whenever there is an Angie story in a tabloid, it's immediately dismissed as LIES (by all the fangs). But when the same retarded stories are run on Aniston and now John, all the loonies run with it and believe every word like it's gospel. What a double standard.
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Of course it's a double standard. The loons cannot and will not believe Angie can do anything bad or wrong. But for some reason, they have no problems believing any other tabloid story about Aniston. And I'm pretty sure Aniston is way over Bradley, and has been for some time. Why she is made out to be this sad woman in search of a man is beyond me.
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God be with you, dumbass.
Clarisse - *smacks Clarisse accross face*
Damn you woman! NEVER admit it!
(but that is like me and Shitney)
DENY, DENY, DENY!
*raises hand*
Um, i have been waiting all day for an Angeloon to mention this, but it looks like it has to be me.
The pic on the cover of Star is from early May when they were walking on the beach w/The Edge...
http://www.dlisted.com/node/25703/images/91921430.jpg
*hangs head for knowing that*
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Submitted by K2 on June 4, 2008 - 12:10pm.
Are these magazines really running out of topics? Aren't there hundreds of other celebrities in Hollywood that have interesting things going on in the personal lives?
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Baby drama sells.
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“Why do some girls dress like boys?” I replied loudly, “Because of my huge balls.”