Happy Birfday Angie!
Today is the Brangeloonie International holiday known as Saint Angie's birfday! Can you believe that you actually have to work on this holy day? Take that issue up with your boss.
Angie has also made the cover of two weeklies today! Hooray. I especially love Star Magazine's "the saint has fallen and she can't get up" cover! Although, Angie was sitting down and is getting up in the picture they used. If she ever fell, I'm sure the world's biggest earthquake would hit.
A source told Star that Angie did collapse in her French home. The source said, "She felt lightheaded, and her knees buckled. Brad grabbed her and told her to 'hold on, hold on' until her doctor got to her." Then Maddox showed up with his My Little Doctor's Bag and saved the day!
Below is Life & Style's cover claiming Angie gave birth. HA! I love high-art Wednesdays!
Life & Style cover VIA Cover Awards
ShareThis
Are these magazines really running out of topics? Aren't there hundreds of other celebrities in Hollywood that have interesting things going on in the personal lives? Give us a break with this Jolie drama. The photo is from when they were at the beach and she needed help getting up from the rock she was sitting on. What cracks me up most though is that whenever there is an Angie story in a tabloid, it's immediately dismissed as LIES (by all the fangs). But when the same retarded stories are run on Aniston and now John, all the loonies run with it and believe every word like it's gospel. What a double standard.
I have to say that I am pleasantly surprised- there aren't 600 comments in this thread!
**************************************************
"I plan to win an Oscar. I’m very ambitious."
-Heidi Montag
"Then Maddox showed up with his My Little Doctor's Bag and saved the day!"
************************************************
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
------------------------------------------------
Gary Busey is a poet too?? Now, that's a real man!!
The last minute panic is that the paps might not make it to the birth in the manger.
♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥
The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
The veiny arms are creeping me out and are GROSS!
~SAS
Jello it is possible that all of those women had issues with their pregnancies, it's pretty rare to have a perfect one from what I have heard. We might not have heard about their probs. It is possible that for whatever reason, they were able to keep their business more private.
*edited for poor sentence structure*
<(*.*<) ^(*.*)^ (>*.*)>
And let that bitch know I already suck cock for a living, but the pay sucks, so I have to do this website to make ends meet! - MK to Bradiful Bitch
ME just stick 'em up his bumhole when he's off-guard. that'll teach him to (a) not buy the kids shit without your permission first (b) think twice before asking for butt sex
_________________________________________________
"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Submitted by Jello on June 4, 2008 - 7:15pm.
Tranny Aguliera
*
Can I use that? That's better than MK's Tranny clown.
~*~"It's time to make history. It's time to rock the vote." Christina Aguilera in the new Rock The Vote ad that airs in 2 weeks time~*~
Rock The Vote
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y0bdOqL3AI
Monkey ♥
I knew what you meant dear!
zUgh, and the buying kids shit...the hub went out and bought the boys light sabers this weekend while I was at work.
*big open eyes*
I'm gonna fucking throw those GD things out the GD window!
I've posted this before but it bares repeating,
Maintaining anonymity is easier than Fame Whoring.
FACT FACT FACT!
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Oh, God help us... ENOUGH of these lies and absolute garbage. Is she really trying to play the sympathy card AGAIN?
How come she is ALWAYS the ONLY celebrity with all these complications? Sugar, diabetes, bed rest, high blood pressure, fainting, nosebleeds - I mean SHUT UP ALREADY! Jlo never had this, Keri Russell never had this, Halle Berry never had this, Tranny Aguliera never had this, even that mess Britney never had this. Yet every other week we have to spoon-fed this bullshit about "poor Angelina" - I hope at least one of these things about her is true. Suffer you homewrecking slut LIAR!!!
And try to remember that 90% of the public AREN'T LOONS that will hang on everything you do, most of us see through your pathetic bullshit, media whore. Go buy another baby and spare us your future "complications and heartache".
ME I could never diss you, darling! Like I said, I have the utmost respect for people who go through hell in the name of parenting, not people who think parenting means buying your toddler an unneccesarily expensive designer purse
_________________________________________________
"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
St.jolie shits?
"faints unpregnant"
-------------------------------------------------
http://s19.photobucket.com/albums/b175/christine43/?action=view¤t=...
Monkey you mean you weren't or were???
I didn't take it as a diss love.
LookUpYourEx on June 4, 2008 - 1:58pm.
and ain't that the truth.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
ME I was dissing you, btw... I have admiration for anyone who's been through hell to be parents.
_________________________________________________
"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Monkey ♥♥
Yer mom sounds like she rocks.
I worked up until the day before I had the little prince. And with Big D, 2 weeks prior to due date.
Those two weeks sitting at home on modified bed rest SUCKED, so with little prince (baby #2) I was given the green light to work as long as I wanted to.
And I did.
Gosh Monkeypox ~ Your MOM and DAD are AWESOME!!! I declare this Monkeypox's Parents Day! They are far more deserving of recognition than a platinum plated silver spoon pervert like AngieJo.
M.E.
*now that LCT is gone*
A source also states That Gerard Butler, because he is so taken with me, is willing to make it a 3 person game!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
Submitted by LookUpYourEx on June 4, 2008 - 1:58pm.
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 4, 2008 - 1:55pm.
Of course I know that. I just wonder if anyone else here does.
the only thing that you know that everyone else here does not is the size of your bowel movements
-------------------------------------------------
LOL. That's really silly.
♡☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆♥♡♥☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆♡
I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.
You know who are equally good people but have horrible stuff written about them? Sonia Gandhi, Benazir Bhutto (now she's dead, but while alive some very horrible stuff was written about her), Bill Clinton (yes I said it. So he fucked around.. Do we forget so did Ben Franklin, George Washington, JF Kennedy, etc.?), etc etc... there are lies written about the best people. Get over it...
_________________________________________________
"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Submitted by LookUpYourEx on June 4, 2008 - 10:58am.
*snort*
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
Don't forget that I need the 300 roll toilet paper. Don't you dare get the Scott brand, it scratches real bad.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Clarisse - OH FUCK YEW BETCH! I'm like Catwomen, he cannot resist me!!!!!
Submitted by M.E. on June 4, 2008 - 12:31pm
ME my mom worked when she was pregnant with my sister up until 7 months. The woman was tiny, and as a newlywed, my parents were sometimes very broke, to the point where they would eat fried eggs for dinner, and popcorn for lunch. No joke. And despite working 8 hours+ as a housekeeping supervisor (very very physical job) on barely anything to eat, mym mom never once fainted. I'm telling you, the woman is my hero. AJ has nannies, cooks, lives in a mansion. Is there any excuse as to why she can't properly feed herself? If not for her own self, then maybe the kids... just seems very selfish.
_________________________________________________
"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Maybe if she picked up her guns from the floor of the bedroom, she would not trip over them.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
LCT - YOU BETTER NOT BE GOING TO COSTCO WITHOUT TAKING ORDERS!!! I NEED A 24 PACK OF GIANT MUFFINS AND SOME MOM JEANS. DAMNIT.
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 4, 2008 - 1:55pm.
Of course I know that. I just wonder if anyone else here does.
the only thing that you know that everyone else here does not is the size of your bowel movements
Guys/Gals/Pods/Stepfords/Whatevers - I thought you could use a little asstrology today:
ROCKIE HOROSCOPE
Forecast for Wednesday, June 4th, 2008
Unfortunately the forward thrust of yesterday’s Gemini new moon will probably be held in check during today’s nine-hour moon void. From 5:10 a.m. until 2:17 p.m. Pacific/8:10 a.m. until 5:17 p.m. Eastern, Luna makes no aspects. So even if the supportive sextile between the mobile Gemini sun and fiery Mars in Leo increases your physical energy and desire to move that body, don’t overdo it. Decisions made during a void, especially with Mercury retrograde, tend to be rescinded. If possible, wait until the Cancer moon checks in and shifts the focus to family and food.
from: http://www.laweekly.com/index.php?option=com_wrapper&Itemid=209
Ugh I have to go for a bit. Be back soon beehotches.
----------------------
To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
im so bored with these fucking pod people!!!!!!!
_____________________________________________
Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 4, 2008 - 10:43am.
That is their reason for existing. That's what they get PAID to do.
You really don't have a lick of sense, do you?
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 4, 2008 - 1:47pm.
Of course I know that. I just wonder if anyone else here does. Besides its still gonna irritate me, I don't think good people like Angie deserve all these unfounded lies. Not that Angie reads tabs but its still sad to see people talk about her pregnancy like that, write it up, and sell to make a buck. Its gross...then when called out on their lying they deny, deny, deny, until a lawsuit is filed.
♡☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆♥♡♥☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆♡
I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.
M.E.
A source also claims that Christian Bale is going to leave his wife and come to the States to be my lover!
Alllllllllllllllllright!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 4, 2008 - 10:47am.
-------------------
Do you honestly expect magazines to publish the truth and only the truth? That doesn't make them any money. With your 'college education' I would have figured you'd have realized that little nugget of common sense by now.
--------------------------
LCT ~ the tabloids publish the TRUF and nothing but the TRUF!! As God is my witness!
ya. hit "Refresh" to see my new Our Lady of Javelina avie
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on June 4, 2008 - 1:48pm.
Well you assume the "common sense" is pre-programmed, it was actually traded for an avi.
------------------------
Touche. Looks like my common sense is on its lunchbreak.
----------------------
To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Diamond Dawg - OMG! i was still seeing Hepburn!
Bwahahahahahaaaa!!!
*note to self, hit refresh more often*
LOVE CARROTTOP on June 4, 2008 - 1:47pm.
Well you assume the "common sense" is pre-programmed, it was actually traded for an avi.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Life & Style - Kevin Hands Over Kids To Unfitney - WTF? I wanna read THAT!
~*~"It's time to make history. It's time to rock the vote." Christina Aguilera in the new Rock The Vote ad that airs in 2 weeks time~*~
Rock The Vote
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y0bdOqL3AI
AH! Bradi THANKS! Saint M.Ealilna.
Sweet!!!!!!!!
Oh and a clarification, sounding factual doesn't have phrases in the article claiming "unnamed source". Hearing something from the mouth of one about another is pure specualtion and GOSSIP!
FACTS would be either from either of them, their PR staff, someone reputable.
DUH!
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 4, 2008 - 1:43pm.
It doesn't sound like gossip. In fact you know how you complained about me saying things like I KNOW it happened but really with certain things I am not there, I can't tell you anything for sure. Thats what they're doing and just like you don't think its right for me to do it, its not right for them to do it. Especially when they talk about things that are so personal, and they're lying about them.
-------------------
Do you honestly expect magazines to publish the truth and only the truth? That doesn't make them any money. With your 'college education' I would have figured you'd have realized that little nugget of common sense by now.
----------------------
To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Lightheaded collapse my well-pickled ass. You just KNOW she fell over because one of those brats of theirs kicked her in the ankle, and as brittle and frail as she is, that's like blowing on a Jenga game in the last round.
YesterdaysTrashQueen on June 4, 2008 - 1:29pm.
Bunny Tramp!
XXO♥♥♥
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Submitted by christine the hoff on June 4, 2008 - 10:42am.
Diamonddawg, your avvie!!!!LMFAO!
-----------------------
Ha ha. I made that on monday when LA/HA just wouldn't quit. I can barely use Photoshop -- I'm sure its quite eveident. I bet a 3-year old could do better.
Glad you like it!
tee hee
DeeDee / LCT,
*swoon*
You guys ROCK!!!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
HAHA on the Vanity Fair pic! For some reason I clicked on the slideshow of past photographs, and while I don't like her, the pics of her and Maddox are great.
----
"Will you lick my swizzle stick?"
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 4, 2008 - 1:28pm.
It doesn't sound like gossip. In fact you know how you complained about me saying things like I KNOW it happened but really with certain things I am not there, I can't tell you anything for sure. Thats what they're doing and just like you don't think its right for me to do it, its not right for them to do it. Especially when they talk about things that are so personal, and they're lying about them.
♡☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆♥♡♥☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆♡
I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.
M.E. on June 4, 2008 - 1:40pm.
M.Ealina.
Doesn't have that special ring to it.
- You for got the "Saint" part,
St. M.E.alina.
See, better.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Angelina rhymes with Javelina.
Have you guys EVER encountered a javelina? They are big, fat, and SMELLY. I mean, THEY STINK. You can smell them before you see them. They have very poor eyesight and they charge like hell. Scared the crap outta me and my wee dog one early spring morning. The thing looked in our direction, snorted and I freaked out - dragged the dog by his leash, picked him up and ran into the house. That thing was going to EAT US!!!!!!!!!!!
Our Lady Javelina Angelina!!!