Happy Birfday Angie!
Today is the Brangeloonie International holiday known as Saint Angie's birfday! Can you believe that you actually have to work on this holy day? Take that issue up with your boss.
Angie has also made the cover of two weeklies today! Hooray. I especially love Star Magazine's "the saint has fallen and she can't get up" cover! Although, Angie was sitting down and is getting up in the picture they used. If she ever fell, I'm sure the world's biggest earthquake would hit.
A source told Star that Angie did collapse in her French home. The source said, "She felt lightheaded, and her knees buckled. Brad grabbed her and told her to 'hold on, hold on' until her doctor got to her." Then Maddox showed up with his My Little Doctor's Bag and saved the day!
Below is Life & Style's cover claiming Angie gave birth. HA! I love high-art Wednesdays!
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Diamonddawg, your avvie!!!!LMFAO!
"passing the joint to carrottopalina and M.E.alina.
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We are mere peasants, of meager and humble means and yet we still know how to eat a Cheeseburger.
Oh and chili fries.
She reminds of a pipe cleaner spider project I did in 2nd grade.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Hahahahah DiamondDawg that's the best avie ever.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
all together now!
When I woke up I was all alone
With a broken heart and a ticket home
And I ask you now, tell me what would you do
If her hair was black and her eyes were blue
I've traveled around I've been all over this world
Boys I ain't never seen nothin' like a Galway girl
Pass the hookah!
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Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system. ~P.J. O'Rourke
M.Ealina.
Doesn't have that special ring to it.
*frowns*
Diamonddawgalina.
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaa
Totally a non-sequiter...I knew this girl in college (undergrad) and her name was EDWINA! We used to play quarters in the dorm on Friday evenings (pre-party party) and EVERY TIME Edwina would end up losing and then storming off in a crying hissy fit. Now that I think of it...I wonder if she was bi-polar. She totally NEVER had enough attention coming her way, from her point of view.
(got bumped cuz I edited.)
Mmmmm, Quiznos. Beef and swiss. Mmmmmmm.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
I have an uncontrollable urge to grab her and shove mayo covered french fries down her throat, but who wants to waste yummy fries?
on topic, I've been working a lot lately and the testosterone dumps are making me want to choke a bitch.
ya'll should send my ass to france, I can clear this up once and for all.
make them stay home for a week.
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Nothing a quick trip to Quiznos can't solve.
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*Ahem*...
We were halfway there when the rain came down
Of a day -I-ay-I-ay
And she asked me up to her flat downtown
Of a fine soft day -I-ay-I-ay
And I ask you, friend, what's a fella to do
'Cause her hair was black and her eyes were blue
So I took her hand and I gave her a twirl
And I lost my heart to a Galway girl
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA!!!!! Ahaaha..OMFG!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
*farts, snorts and cries at same time*
@Submitted by madam s. on June 4, 2008 - 1:30pm
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Oh my well that can't be true of a
HARDCORE fan! She poops out only untagged
high quality unreleased pics of the St. Jezebel.
The thought of her cropping an image. Unheard of.
PPPPPPFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTT! BAAAAWWAAAAAHHHHHAAAAAA
Yesterdays Trash Queenlina
Jolie is like every rag mag's wet dream.
Isn't it great???? They bothered to airbrush the shit out of Angie, but then they left the not so subtle "bitch is a fucking ass" message loud and clear.
*grabbing my guitar* uhum uhum
Well, I took a stroll on the old long walk
Of a day -I-ay-I-ay
I met a little girl and we stopped to talk
Of a fine soft day -I-ay-I-ay
And I ask you, friend, what's a fella to do
'Cause her hair was black and her eyes were blue
And I knew right then I'd be takin' a whirl
'Round the Salthill Prom with a Galway girl
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Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system. ~P.J. O'Rourke
She did fall. Remember that video of her on the Changeling set? lol.
Submitted by madam s. on June 4, 2008 - 1:30pm.
Everyone needs to go to Vanity Fair and check out the photo Heart Angelina is using for her avatar. It is AWESOME. It's cropped out in the avatar, but in the real photo there is a drawing of a big ass right behind Angie's head. It's hilarious, I don't know what the hell they were thinking. I mean, I understand how appropriate it is, but you'd think the folks at Vanity Fair would be a little more subtle.
I'd post a link if I knew how. xo
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH COMPLETE WITH BALL HAIR!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I just peed.
http://www.vanityfair.com/culture/features/2008/07/jolie200807
Monkey LCT - Ok, so I've had kids. I know all about the low blood sugar, feeling like your gonna faint, etc. In order to AVOID fainting you need to eat, something, anything, every TWO HOURS!!!! So can I believe Angie fainted/collapsed due to low blood sugar. Yes.
When you are pregnant all of your nutrients are being SUCKED into that little life you are carrying. But if you ate regularly, and kept your blood sugar stable, it wouldn't happen.
It is the scariest feeling in the world to be all preggo and vunderable, then all of a sudden you start feeling dizzy, weak, sweating and you think you are going to collapse. Thank God the first time that happened to me I had a piece of chocolate near me for a quick sugar rush!
Submitted by madam s. on June 4, 2008 - 10:30am.
Is is ART madam. They have ART in their houses, because they are ARTISTS.
Remember?
hehehehhehehehe
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"I plan to win an Oscar. I’m very ambitious."
-Heidi Montag
in honor of the holy day, we all need to use are lina names.
sincerely,
christine the hoffalina.
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@Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 4, 2008 - 1:28pm.
THAT'S WHAT GOSSIP MAGAZINES ARE FOR. FOR THE LOVE OF EFFING GOD IN AN OIL COVERED WOK.
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and LOVE CARROTTOP Wednesdays!
effing oil covered wok! me loves it! xoxo
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"I love fast and I love hard."-MK
it is not false labor! it is labor rehearsal.
Everyone needs to go to Vanity Fair and check out the photo Heart Angelina is using for her avatar. It is AWESOME. It's cropped out in the avatar, but in the real photo there is a drawing of a big ass right behind Angie's head. It's hilarious, I don't know what the hell they were thinking. I mean, I understand how appropriate it is, but you'd think the folks at Vanity Fair would be a little more subtle.
I'd post a link if I knew how. xo
Deedee, I think we need to round up our guitars and start singing Galway Girl.
@Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on June 4, 2008 - 1:04pm.
I hearby declare Bradiful Wednesdays.
You color my world with your verbal images.
XOXO
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"I love fast and I love hard."-MK
Mmmm, unfiltered parisian smoke, along with Mama K's drink in hand. That would be paradise...
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Sorry Clarisse, I had to round up the animals, two by two. Make room bitches.
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Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system. ~P.J. O'Rourke
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 4, 2008 - 1:24pm.
Jesus Christ I hate Wednesdays, well just tabloids, Wednesdays rock. How many of these Angelina collapsed stories are they gonna do??? I think its terrible people believe this crap and take it seriously. I miss when they did Alien sightings and bearded ladies, side show type shit. This is just sad making up stuff about real people.
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THAT'S WHAT GOSSIP MAGAZINES ARE FOR. FOR THE LOVE OF EFFING GOD IN AN OIL COVERED WOK.
Aw fuck. Here we go. Behave yourself please.
Poor Brad Pitt has no idea he's being used solely for his man juice. Sigh.
Deedee,
Where are you? I want you and LCT to start posting right after each other! Over and over and over and ...
um, brb.
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
Jesus Christ I hate Wednesdays, well just tabloids, Wednesdays rock. How many of these Angelina collapsed stories are they gonna do??? I think its terrible people believe this crap and take it seriously. I miss when they did Alien sightings and bearded ladies, side show type shit. This is just sad making up stuff about real people.
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I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.
attention brad pitt!! are you an actor or not?! get to convincing angelina these healthy meals she needs are only fifty calories! tell her it's new special diet food developed by the culinary masters of france and only available to top celebrities!
yes she will eventually discover your lie and beat your ass, but every father must suffer for his children!
I'm sorry, the picture is too funny. SHe can't get her pregnant ass off the ground so Brad has to utilize his strength-of-a-thousand men to pull her up while he holds a child who is old enough to walk on his own feet...
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
"People" is like so 30 years ago!!! I only read that sh*t when I'm stuck in the dental office waiting my turn in the torture chair. Heck, being in the chair is more pleasant than reading PEEPUL. You guys remember Charleton Heston in Soylent Green?
SOYLENT GREEN IS PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPUUUUUUUULLLL!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Sp-VFBbjpE
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 4, 2008 - 1:20pm.
I made up a recipe. I call it a Frozen Nudge.
Make ice cubes with coffee.
Put them in a blender with Creme de Cacao, Kahlua and Bailey's.
Whip it good. Enjoy.
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Oh God I just came.
That sounds so good.
Nudge frickin Nudge!!!
Party at Mrs K.'s house!!!
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on June 4, 2008 - 1:19pm.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 4, 2008 - 12:17pm
Whoa whoa whoa...saltines and laxatives are for special occasions only. Angeloonie survives on a few gasps of fresh, French air and bottled wate. DUH?
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You're right. I got a little over zealous there. I have a feeling Parisian unfiltered cigarette smoke is in that diet too.
Submitted by M.E. on June 4, 2008 - 1:17pm.
Didn't she "collapse" with Shiloh too?
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She collapses whenever she brushes her teeth for crying out loud.
diamonddawg
xoxoxox love your classic avvie!
lovecarrottopalina, don't sew your fun box shut!
no!
angie's a terrible rep for pregnancy, trust!
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 4, 2008 -
Does vodka go well with iced cappuccinos?
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I made up a recipe. I call it a Frozen Nudge.
Make ice cubes with coffee.
Put them in a blender with Creme de Cacao, Kahlua and Bailey's.
Whip it good. Enjoy.
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I don't care if you lick windows,
take the special bus
or occasionally pee on yourself.
You hang in there, sunshine; you're friggin' special.
M.E.,
Yes she did. Selfish Cunt will not eat.
And I always wonder if the veins scare the kids.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
Submitted by Clarisse on June 4, 2008 - 1:14pm.
LCT,
Agh! You scared me! Gerry disappeared for a minute!
As far as Vodka and iced cappuccinos, well, rule of thumb in my house is, Vodka goes with anything!
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It's ok... just a change of wardrobe. Mmmmmmm slurp.
How about a nice little vodka and grapefruit salad? That's healthy.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 4, 2008 - 12:17pm
Whoa whoa whoa...saltines and laxatives are for special occasions only. Angeloonie survives on a few gasps of fresh, French air and bottled wate. DUH?
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Poor Pax looks like he's holding on for dear life!
He's gonna rip those buttons right off!
Didn't she "collapse" with Shiloh too?
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on June 4, 2008 - 1:13pm.
"Hold on"...to the night? To the memories?
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I wish that I could give you something more... than Saltines and laxatives..
Clay's secret ain't no damn baby deal.
And Okra lost it along time ago, catch up already.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Ok, the veins in her arms are freaking me the FUCK out!
LCT,
Agh! You scared me! Gerry disappeared for a minute!
As far as Vodka and iced cappuccinos, well, rule of thumb in my house is, Vodka goes with anything!
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.