Happy Birfday Angie!
Today is the Brangeloonie International holiday known as Saint Angie's birfday! Can you believe that you actually have to work on this holy day? Take that issue up with your boss.
Angie has also made the cover of two weeklies today! Hooray. I especially love Star Magazine's "the saint has fallen and she can't get up" cover! Although, Angie was sitting down and is getting up in the picture they used. If she ever fell, I'm sure the world's biggest earthquake would hit.
A source told Star that Angie did collapse in her French home. The source said, "She felt lightheaded, and her knees buckled. Brad grabbed her and told her to 'hold on, hold on' until her doctor got to her." Then Maddox showed up with his My Little Doctor's Bag and saved the day!
Below is Life & Style's cover claiming Angie gave birth. HA! I love high-art Wednesdays!
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Love how they make it seem like Brad's all scared for her and the twin blobs...while he's been in Italy, Switzerland and now Texas all in the last week. Mmmm hhhhmmm he's all kinds of worried.
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"Peachy with a side of keen, that would be me"
"Hold on"...to the night? To the memories?
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
"A source told Star that Angie did collapse in her French home."
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MK, you need to change that to:
".....French RENTAL." Gaaaa!
Bughouses around the world are certain to be swamped with new Brangeloonie admissions.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA....AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
*gasping for air*
AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAAAA BWAHAH AAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
*hyperventilating*
Happy Birthday Angie.:)
Angeloonies have no sense of humor when D-list sluts crack wise about their Patron Saint.
Just the look of Angelina pregnant makes me want to sew my vagina shut. All the way shut.
Submitted by Clarisse on June 4, 2008 - 9:51am.
DeeDee,
Wait for me!!!!!!!
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Ya! Can I come, too? I have an SKS, ammo, a 5 gallon thingy of Sparkletts and a case of Cheetos. Hope your fallout shelter has a barfroom.
Hahahaha!! That's cruel, MK. I thought this was a picture of her on her bony flat ass after she fell. Awww.. I've been teased.
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-"Fuck you all!! Fuckety Fuck Fuckers! You are not wOrthy opponents! I AM NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH!" - LOVE ANGELINA.
-----------------------------------------------Angelina looks sexy in pregnancy. But just saw her proffile on millionaire dating site """""""""W e a l t h y R o m a n c e. co m"""" last month. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.
I would expect nothing less than a "false labor" from the falsest lame-ass in Hollywood.
And I'm loving the Brad Pleads "Hold On!", as well. Good stuff.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 4, 2008 -
Does vodka go well with iced cappuccinos?
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hell yes!! grab a nip of kahlula with that and yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!
breakfast of champions! and by champions I mean missy.
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
I don't know if I can say this enough...."Christine the Hoff" name and accompanying av is SO GREAT.
OT: So ET keeps saying they think she really did squirt out two kids. They're standing by their story. Sorry if this is a repeat news item. I was not here for most of the day yesterday.
Submitted by Clarisse on June 4, 2008 - 1:07pm.
DeeDee,CTH,LCT,
I brought smores and ice cream, pass the bottle.
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Does vodka go well with iced cappuccinos?
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 4, 2008 - 1:06pm.
of COURSE she is!
She's also the first woman to ever have twins.
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And to ever do any sort of charity work...
DeeDee,CTH,LCT,
I brought smores and ice cream, pass the bottle.
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
It takes a determined die-hard ano to not gain any weight other than the fetuses in a pregnancy with twins. Oh my.
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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule
Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 4, 2008 - 10:02am.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 4, 2008 - 1:00pm.
And, of course, as we all know, Angie is the first pregnant woman to EVER have gestational diabetes and false labor.
She is different and special.
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of COURSE she is!
She's also the first woman to ever have twins.
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Please forgive me for my distance, pain in evident in my existence; please forgive me for my distance, shame is manifest in my resistance to your love
-Fiona Apple "To Your Love"
BRADIFUL BITCH on June 4, 2008 - 1:04pm.
WAIT WAIT STOP DROP AND ROLL,
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LMAO!
WAIT WAIT STOP DROP AND ROLL,
I got this,
*ahemahem*
These media sources we here today read and witness are full of shit. The Almighty Loon Of Doom Queen of Fandom has passed their decree that no citizen of DLISTEDASTAN should believe a single word any of these once thought to be Holy Scripture to be of truth.
The only Holy writings permitted are those in the Sacred and Highest of Periodicals, People magazine.
*hushes confused and fearful crows of villagers*
It's ok, I too once enjoyed these magazines, their magical covers, their in depth articles but all this must pass.
People, the fact checking inner sanctum of all that is Celebrity fodder from this day out will be the only reference necessary.
There will be a magazine burning in the town square at 18:00 sharp, please bring all copies of anything except People. We must purge and cleanse are souls of the evil do'ers and rejoice in the new found enlightenment.
ALL HAIL PEOPLE MAGAZINE!!!!!
*holds up current copy pilfered from coffee area*
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
I was ravenous in my last trimester with both my kids. Eat Angie, EAT!
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Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system. ~P.J. O'Rourke
God how funny is it gonna be when she catches MAd and Pax as teens doing what the kids in the Caption This contest today are doing ha ha ha ha
HA HA HA HAH AH A!!!
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 4, 2008 - 1:00pm.
And, of course, as we all know, Angie is the first pregnant woman to EVER have gestational diabetes and false labor.
She is different and special.
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You forgot the part where she's the only one to love every minute of it.
"I knew this post was coming. I'm getting ready to close my fallout shelter. Anyone care to join me? I've got weed and lots of stoner munchies."
DeeDee, Roger that! The world is a treacherous place on this unholy day.
***...watch your back, it's your wife!***
she tripped.....big deal....
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Please forgive me for my distance, pain in evident in my existence; please forgive me for my distance, shame is manifest in my resistance to your love
-Fiona Apple "To Your Love"
Submitted by christine the hoff on June 4, 2008 - 12:56pm.
lovecarrottopalina
of course! is there any other kind?
"handing you a slice"
want some vodka and diet coke?
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Oh God yes please. You're my hero today cth. Mmmmm, Diet Coke, vodka and pizza for breakfast. Why don't they do this for the Olympics??
O MK you are SO asking for it.....*do you hear that?...that's the sounds of the loonies 'galloping' this way....* RUNNNNNNNNN!
And, of course, as we all know, Angie is the first pregnant woman to EVER have gestational diabetes and false labor.
She is different and special.
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I don't care if you lick windows,
take the special bus
or occasionally pee on yourself.
You hang in there, sunshine; you're friggin' special.
Deedee
three tic tacs instead of one? wow, what a pig!
seriously, what kind of fucking loser lets themself get that hungry while pregnant? I would never have forgiven myself...
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I've got me some stick arms but nobody would be able to almost wrap their entire hand around my forearm like that. Grody!
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I hate you all, your mom's a whore.
Happy birfday, then ;)
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Jayde Nicole - Sexy Canadian Babe, Playboy Playmate of the Year 2008
Good thinking CTH, because I don't share my blankey.
She has two people in there CTH. So she might want to eat three triscuits instead of her usual two.
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Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system. ~P.J. O'Rourke
lovecarrottopalina
of course! is there any other kind?
"handing you a slice"
want some vodka and diet coke?
on topic,
LA is laying on her bed, gazing at her tombraider poster and stroking herself.
she's prolly got a thousand candles lit too.
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AAAANNNNND
it begins...
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
give this betch a sammmmieeeeeeee!!!!!
Golly, Ima go donate to the feed a starving celeb fund!
Feed a hungry rich bitch today!
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
HA/LA is probably molesting her Lara Croft poster even as we speak.
Tony hangs up on Jessica, oh that's a good read!
Inside Tommy Girl's Robot Palace?? That's a must read for anyone. Love the photoshop job on Britney and Kevin. Like he's ever going to hand over his two little meal tickets to that slag...
CTH - is it pepperoni?
stupid stupid stupid.
when you have ANOTHER person in your tummy, you might want to eat. A lot.
what a novel concept.
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Submitted by EastEndGirl on June 4, 2008 - 12:49pm.
Yo, Angie you cunt. You wouldn't pass out if you ATE.
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Exactly. She deserves the Mother of the Year award, right up there next to K-Fed.
Happy birthday Angie. Hope someone gets you a nice big box of scorpions.
Drama commencing in 5..4..3..2..1..
If you eat when you are pregnant, you usually don't get light-headed and almost pass out. Not one time when I was pregnant did I ever "almost" pass out. Oh, that's right-I ate when I was pregnant! Silly me!
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God be with you, dumbass.
Deedee
move over, I got pizza AND vodka.
"Grabbing special blankie."
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@Mike, ha ha he is. Clay will make a great mommy since he's already such a little bitch.
DeeDee,
Wait for me!!!!!!!
*runs out of the house*
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
Wow, Kfed looks so gay in that photo! lol!
Submitted by putsomestankonit on June 4, 2008 - 12:47pm.
Once again I'm more interested in the other stories like Clay's secret baby deal.
In that pic, Clay's holding his cell phone in such a lady-like fashion.
Yo, Angie you cunt. You wouldn't pass out if you ATE.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
Or how Lance stole Kate from Owen!