Happy Birfday Angie!

Today is the Brangeloonie International holiday known as Saint Angie's birfday! Can you believe that you actually have to work on this holy day? Take that issue up with your boss.

Angie has also made the cover of two weeklies today! Hooray. I especially love Star Magazine's "the saint has fallen and she can't get up" cover! Although, Angie was sitting down and is getting up in the picture they used. If she ever fell, I'm sure the world's biggest earthquake would hit.

A source told Star that Angie did collapse in her French home. The source said, "She felt lightheaded, and her knees buckled. Brad grabbed her and told her to 'hold on, hold on' until her doctor got to her." Then Maddox showed up with his My Little Doctor's Bag and saved the day!

Below is Life & Style's cover claiming Angie gave birth. HA! I love high-art Wednesdays!