Wednesday, June 4th 2008
Would You Hit It?
It's Jason Mraz and HELL YES I'd hit that. We can rub our twig bodies together in hopes of starting a fire. A Rojo Caliente fire! She would pop out of one of our asses and shout, "It's Rojo Caliente time!" I wish.
Jason posted this picture of himself on his MySpace along with boring shit about jet lag and his vegan diet. Shut up and strip!
VIA Towleroad
Thanks David
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Submitted by zomay on June 4, 2008 - 12:14pm.
Mrs.Kravitz if you need an alibi I am here for you.
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Thanks, doll. BIG HUG!!!!!
OK, here is what I told the cops.
"He went out for his weekly gallon of Wild Turkey and just never came back."
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“Why do some girls dress like boys?” I replied loudly, “Because of my huge balls.”
Mrs.Kravitz if you need an alibi I am here for you.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 4, 2008 - 12:11pm.
MrsK, how is Pudge handling it? Your hormones must be totally out of whack...have you bitten his head off yet?
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Pudge is buried in the basement, thank you for asking.
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“Why do some girls dress like boys?” I replied loudly, “Because of my huge balls.”
Submitted by Clarisse on June 4, 2008 - 12:09pm.
Mrs K,
2 times in one month?? That's hardly fair!
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It's sick, it's sad and it's wrong.
Thank you for your support.
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“Why do some girls dress like boys?” I replied loudly, “Because of my huge balls.”
MrsK, how is Pudge handling it? Your hormones must be totally out of whack...have you bitten his head off yet?
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"I plan to win an Oscar. I’m very ambitious."
-Heidi Montag
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 4, 2008 - 12:07pm.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh, that brings back memories of the old days....
I love evolving.
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“Why do some girls dress like boys?” I replied loudly, “Because of my huge balls.”
Mrs K,
2 times in one month?? That's hardly fair!
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It's like Disneyland
man 5 years ago this would be the guy I was crying over and writing in my journal about because he doesn't even know I exist. Nowadays I like my men a little more manly, so no.
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And let that bitch know I already suck cock for a living, but the pay sucks, so I have to do this website to make ends meet! - MK to Bradiful Bitch
Submitted by Clarisse on June 4, 2008 - 12:00pm.
HOLY SHIT!!!
Mrs K,
You D-List hwores rock!
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Well, that's good becasue I got my stinkin' period TWICE this month and I've got cramps...
so watch out bitches.
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“Why do some girls dress like boys?” I replied loudly, “Because of my huge balls.”
HOLY SHIT!!!
Mrs K,
You D-List hwores rock!
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It's like Disneyland
I have no idea who this mo is, but yeah, I'd hit it.
Submitted by Clarisse on June 4, 2008 - 11:56am.
He actually does cannibalize in the book,
tastes like chicken
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“Why do some girls dress like boys?” I replied loudly, “Because of my huge balls.”
Mrs.Kravitz
hahaha!
if someone cried after fucking me, I'd have to kill them.
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Gry,
Nicely done!!! He actually does cannibalize in the book, but not the movie. I only know two other people that read Ellis' book.
Well played!
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
He's too skinny.
I also bring along a Vita-Mix blender, a powerhouse of a tool. I start each day with a crazy ass Superfood Smoothie that most people refer to as, the Green Sludge. It contains a lot of what you see in this mini-bar.
that green shit he's drinking says it all.You are what u eat...
I'm almost positive that Patrick Bateman did engage in anthropophagy. Eat The Rich. Literally.
This guy just summons up conflicting impulses for me. He makes me think of Reese Witherspoon's immortal line from "Freeway": "What, are you gonna fuck me when I'm dead? Mister, I'm a person! I'm a human being!"
I thought this was Hugh Grant
He looks like he cries after he cums.
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I don't care if you lick windows,
take the special bus
or occasionally pee on yourself.
You hang in there, sunshine; you're friggin' special.
This guy looks like a knife carrying speedo wearing hippy. A breed rarely seen.
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THAT is totally my type :)
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
OMG!!!
Mommy likes!
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"It's hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock!"-Trish Suhr of Clean House
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on June 4, 2008 - 11:37am.
- Nope, more like John Mayer's little cousin.
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Yeah, the one with all the allergies and the Action Figures collection
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I don't care if you lick windows,
take the special bus
or occasionally pee on yourself.
You hang in there, sunshine; you're friggin' special.
I'll answer your question when he hands over the knife.
~SAS
Mrs.Kravitz on June 4, 2008 - 2:34pm.
meh, he's no Alec Baldwin.
- Nope, more like John Mayer's little cousin.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
NO, I wouldn't because I find him extremely annoying and douchy and I hate his music.
hmmmm where are Lohan and Vanessa Manillo? Behind the door?
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"I plan to win an Oscar. I’m very ambitious."
-Heidi Montag
skinny guys make me crazy. I like a big, big man so my five foot almost eight inches tall ass can feel all delicate and shit.
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For the record, Patrick Bateman never ate anyone.
(not that i wouldn't let him! Heeyyyoooo!)
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
I kept trying to think of who he reminded me of…..a skinnier version of Nick from Family Ties:
http://www.sitcomsonline.com/photos/scottvalentinewhere.jpg (SFW)
(Sorry if that ruins the fantasy for anyone.)
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
meh, he's no Alec Baldwin.
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I don't care if you lick windows,
take the special bus
or occasionally pee on yourself.
You hang in there, sunshine; you're friggin' special.
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on June 4, 2008 - 7:28pm.
No she really is that fucking stupid. It was on the first season of that stupid reality show she did...
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Oh. My. God. How can anyone be that fucking dumb?!
~*~"It's time to make history. It's time to rock the vote." Christina Aguilera in the new Rock The Vote ad that airs in 2 weeks time~*~
Rock The Vote
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y0bdOqL3AI
No, I wouldn't hit it. Just because of the fact that he's standing at the door with a kitchen knife, the room behind him is a mess, and he looks like he just came off of a coke binge. After we were done doing sexy time,he'd probably kill me and then try to eat me. American Psycho anyone?
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
ARE YOU PEOPLE OUT OF UR MIND?? I WOULDNT JUST HIT IT..id hit it every day 5x a day for the rest of my life. OMG! esp if he sang to me...sigh...YUMMY!
His voice gives me Fruit of the Loom jelly.
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I hate you all, your mom's a whore.
hell yeah!!! i would hit it nice and hard i love jason mraz and his music
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Submitted by The C word on June 4, 2008 - 2:16pm.
I always answer the door like this when I know the JOHOs are in the neighbourhood.
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lmfao :) gotta try that
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All you need in this world is a dirty mind and someone to share it with
Missy!!
Stick Boy liked Match Girl,
He liked her a lot.
He liked her cute figure,
He thought she was hot.
But could a flame ever burn
For a match and a stick ?
It did quite literally;
He burned up pretty quick
~TB
Thank you...thank you...
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
This might be the perfect guy for MK. MK likes skinny dudes and MK whether he knows it or not is into pleasure/pain. This guy looks like a knife carrying speedo wearing hippy. A breed rarely seen. Perfect for MK.
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Hi Y'All---
I dunno. I've been thinking I had a bi streak goin' here, but I'm not seeing it at all on this guy. I think he's really awful; like I can't find any part of his body I could suck on....LOL.
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"I'm calling in fat tomorrow"
I have always had a thing for skinny guys....my friends all make fun of me....lol
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"I plan to win an Oscar. I’m very ambitious."
-Heidi Montag
Hate his music as well, but yes I would definately hit it.
Jaded KItten
I'd hit your avvie from now til Christmas!
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Hate his music, but FUCK YES. I'd let him gag me.
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You can't stop the BEAT!
"A little hoo-ha, a little poot-poot, hee-ha, a little foo-fah..."
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on June 4, 2008 - 1:25pm
No she really is that fucking stupid. It was on the first season of that stupid reality show she did...
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Submitted by DiamondDawg on June 4, 2008 - 2:22pm.
he's on radio rotation:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkHTsc9PU2A
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Thanx DD, now I know who he is.
Not my type of musica...reminds me of Bedouin Soundclash a bit and I have to turn the station whenever they're on the radio.
@MachSchnell84: Just don't do it at Halloween. ;)
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
It's Jason Mraz and HELL YES I'd hit that. We can rub our twig bodies together in hopes of starting a fire. A Rojo Caliente fire! She would pop out of one of our asses and shout, "It's Rojo Caliente time!" I wish.
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HAHAHAA!!
and YES Id hit it... Id hit that whole scene you just cooked up MK!! hmmmmmmm twig bodies... I could do without rojo though, that butchy shit aint for me.
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Absolutely not. He has rodent face! And his songs are shitty on top of that.
Submitted by M.E. on June 4, 2008 - 11:24am.
Ditto on the Huge Grant doppelganger.
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Of course, now that I take a second, closer look, this pisher can't hold a candle to the lovely Mr. Grouchy Pants.
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I don't care if you lick windows,
take the special bus
or occasionally pee on yourself.
You hang in there, sunshine; you're friggin' special.
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on June 4, 2008 - 7:23pm.
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
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I've only just seen your siggy. Please tell me she was joking when she said that.
~*~"It's time to make history. It's time to rock the vote." Christina Aguilera in the new Rock The Vote ad that airs in 2 weeks time~*~
Rock The Vote
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y0bdOqL3AI
Ditto on the Huge Grant doppelganger.
Why? Just why would a) you take a pic like that of yourself, and b) post it online?