It's Like Disneyland!
It's almost impossible to figure out what the hell Amy Wino is talking about half of the time. She was in court this morning to support Blaaaake during his pre-trial. She showed up on Wino time (hours late) and sat in the front row. During the hearing, Wino loudly said, "It's like Disneyland." Who speaks fluent crackie? I have no idea what she means. If it's Disneyland then she's the Matterhorn and her crack hive is the Haunted Mansion.
Blaaake tried to pass Wino a handwritten note, but the court usher wouldn't allow it. Wino got up to leave and whispered, "Fuck you."
Jury selection in Blaaake's trial is set to begin next week. When the trial begins, they better broadcast this shit live OJ-style. I want to see how many times Wino tries to sneak a bump right there in court. She thinks she's so slick.
Here's Wino on her way home after court. She's carrying a bottle of Malibu. She probably uses it as mouthwash. That shit is nasty!
She looks sort of like Penny Marshall.
She dressed up for court to impress the judge.
Another disgusting piece of trash we have to be updated on every 5 minutes. Please who cares she acts like a crack head cuz she is a crack head. Get over it. Go to your local hood and you can see one too. What kills me the most is that people talk about her being 'talented'. TALENT? This is 'talent'? Her music fuckin sucks and if the music industry wasnt in the sorry state of affairs that it is Amy Winehouse would be the no one she should be. Enough with glorifying this crack trash its not even funny its just plain disgusting.
"Stay Far From Timid, Only Make Moves When Your Hearts In It and Live The Phrase Skys The Limit" - C.W. Aka The Notorious B.I.G. (R.I.P.)
Poor Amy. She has beenruined by drugs.Acturally she is a talented girl. . I saw her at milllionaire dating site ---"W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m"---- last week. It seems she is divorced now.
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That's ok
As fucked up as she is, I give her credit for balancing that hairpiece on her head, and keeping that eyeliner on.
Pretty sad....
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Winehouse should be in politics. Whenever you're busted, lie, lie, lie like your LIFE depended it!
From dailystar.co.uk: AMY: I'M NOT A MESS
Amy says her band are her family
4th June 2008 AMY Winehouse has spoken for the first time about her controversial Lisbon gig insisting she isn’t a mess and hasn’t sacked her band.
The award-winning chanteuse contacted her favourite newspaper the Daily Star to refute claims that she laid into her musicians at last weekend’s Rock In Rio festival in Portugal.
Amy, 24, said: “I was really upset that anyone would suggest that I would act that way to my band.
“My band are my family and I did not ‘scream’ at my horn players and would never be ‘sick of the sight of them’.
“We have been through a lot together and I would never lose my temper in that way with them.”
Playlist’s favourite beehived belle did admit her performance wasn’t quite up to scratch but puts it down to a throat infection.
She explained: “I suffered from a sore throat all week and was given the option to cancel.
“But I was determined to show my fans that I was back and working.”
Although it was Amy’s first festival appearance of the summer it wasn’t her first show since she came out of rehab.
She sang live, via satellite, at America’s Grammy Awards in February and she has since performed at the BRITs.
Despite her obvious difficulties at Rock In Rio the 90,000-strong Lisbon crowd renewed Amy’s appetite for live work.
She added: “I’m looking forward to my remaining dates throughout the summer.”
Her next show will be at the 46664 Concert in London’s Hyde Park on June 27 in honour of Nelson Mandela’s 90th birthday.
The jazz pixie is following that up with a series of festival appearances. So far Amy has signed up to play Oxegen, T In The Park, V and Bestival.
She has also been confirmed as one of the “mystery guests” at this year’s Glastonbury and will take to the Pyramid stage on Saturday, just before headliner Jay-Z.
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even when she was sober, i can't help but think she had ALOT of help writing those songs. suffice to say, she had tons of motown & 60s inspiration. so even though she had a decent voice (at one time), i can't buy into her self-proclaimed legend status, she is so eagerly trying to sustain by an early intentional self-inflicted death.
she's merely chavtastic.
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tnx, hard to know here in europe :P UK is a totally different planet.
The world is a stage, but the actors are badly cast.(Oscar Wilde)
She looks less like walking death here than usual.
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I drink Malibu. I don't like it, but I drink it... with a splash of pineapple.
What part of Disneyland is she talking about? "It's A Smack World"?
Poor Amy. She has beenruined by drugs.Acturally she is a talented girl. . I saw her at milllionaire dating site ---"W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m"---- last week. It seems she is divorced now.
Yes, Amy. It's like Disneyland. Shhh, just go along with it.
What a whacko. They had a write up on her at celebrityprayerlist.com too.
Maybe through her CrackGoggles covered in a life time of dried on hairspray film, she saw the Magic Kingdom.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Look, I understand getting your drink on, but couldn't she have taken it out when she got inside or at least hid the Malibu (Satan's Milk o' Magnesia) in a paper bag? It's daytime, ferchrissakes!!! That's why her high-priced babysitter is holding her arm, so she won't take a pull in front of the paps.
In terms of the trial, maybe the rides at Disneyland made her puke........
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OK MK - you had me rollin' on the floor dying with this line:
If it's Disneyland then she's the Matterhorn and her crack hive is the Haunted Mansion.
I fucking love you bitch!
Amy looks like Elmira Gulch...aka the wicked witch of the west from The Wizard of Oz.
yeah Disneyland and Blakeincarcerated is taking you for a ride Amy. wake up!!
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Frank is very good too....a little more slow and jazzy, but very good.
Def try it out missy
Malibu is a kind of Rum.
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Submitted by ShootinStar on June 4, 2008 - 3:37pm.
wtf is malibu?
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coconut flavored rum
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psl - I should get Frank.. Ive never heard it..
JIM!!!!!!!!!! - I saw your offer to run naked through the streets of london with me after we get kicked off of winos doorstep... LETS GO MUTHAFUCKA!!! WOOOO!!!!!
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wtf is malibu? never heard of it.If u liked Back in black u should try Frank, first album.She was so good, i hope she doesn't waste her talent...
The world is a stage, but the actors are badly cast.(Oscar Wilde)
I agree she is talened!!!! She should just take a shotgun a blow her crackhead off so she can be an icon....her music sucks phoebe price freckled pussy!!!
missy, mine are:
Wake Up Alone
Tears Dry On Their Own
Back To Black
Stronger Than Me
Fuck Me Pumps- Back To Black (tied-lol)
the 12 year old I take care of, thought Amy was a big black woman....she knows who Amy is, but could not get over her voice!
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"I plan to win an Oscar. I’m very ambitious."
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She does have amazing talent but...where are her amazing slippers? This is not the Wino I know and love!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 4, 2008 - 3:01pm.
1. wake up alone
2. just friends
3. love is a losing game
4. acousitc version of valerie
are my top 4 :) Ive been on a major wino kick lately.. back to black has been flippin and flippin over and over on my record player!
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How does that hair get past security???
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missy, I LOVE "Wake Up Alone"
definitely one of my top 3 Amy songs....
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"I plan to win an Oscar. I’m very ambitious."
-Heidi Montag
What is BLakeeeeeee being charged with?
Why isn't he out on Bail until the trail...
he should talk to R Kelly's lawyers! lol
*Smile Bitches*
I confess, "Love is a losing game" gives me goosebumps. she is a talent, but what she's doing to it is tragic.
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"you're rich! your pictures have brushstrokes and your statues have wieners!"
All she has to do is sneeze and she can give them all a contact high....
There is no darkness but ignorance.
What force is more potent than love?
Submitted by wiggwearer on June 4, 2008 - 2:37pm.
am I being delusional, or does she actually look better than she has in a while here?
She's so fucking tragic, I just keep thinking of that song of hers 'Wake Up Alone'.
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I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE that song!!!!!!!!!!! oh my god it just makes me LIVE baby!
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Woot! Party at M.E.'s house!!
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It's like Disneyland
am I being delusional, or does she actually look better than she has in a while here?
She's so fucking tragic, I just keep thinking of that song of hers 'Wake Up Alone'. She's heartbroken, falling to pieces and there's nothing anyone can do.
The name is Phoebe Price, bitch!!! "Learn it. Love it. Live it!"
Michael K's Top 3 Obssession:
1. Phoebe Price
2. Rojo Caliente
3. Shauna Sand's Lucite Heels
I love this crackie to death.
She should really stay the fuck away from her blaaaaaaakey-s trial though... Im sure her presence in his life isnt helping convinve the judge of his innocence.
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1/2 shot White rum
1/2 shot Malibu
1/2 Shot Blue Curaco
splash of OJ
splash of Pineapple
Now THAT is a good drink.
I wish you people would quit judging me. The Malibu isn't to drink, it's what I use to douche. Now bugger off.
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By the Power of Greyskull! Do whatever it takes and get your shit together.
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I wish Blaaaaaaaaake could get out of jail and join Wino. They can smoke crack until they croak or beat each other to death in true crack-love style.
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There's a lot of pretty, pretty ones
That want to get you high
But all the pretty, pretty ones
Will leave you low and blow your mind
We're all stars now in the dope show
I smoke crack and i know what this means and this is the truth bitches because i wrote it with my big fat crayon on the back of a virginia slims ad in People magazine.
The cameras and all the people made quite the spectacle at blaaaaaaaaaakes trial, she forgot what the fack a circus was and called it disney.
Malibu is f'n tasty.
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
Fuck this crackhead, to bad it's not a bottle of poison!!
*whispers* I like Malibu *hides*
~*~"It's time to make history. It's time to rock the vote." Christina Aguilera in the new Rock The Vote ad that airs in 2 weeks time~*~
Rock The Vote
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y0bdOqL3AI
maybe she has plenty of pineapple juice at home....
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"I plan to win an Oscar. I’m very ambitious."
-Heidi Montag
I don't know what it means, but i'm sure it made sense to her!
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It's like Disneyland
Ew! Malibu?!?!? All by itself?!?!? GROSS!
good lord, why is bathing suddenly optional?
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Malibu was my shit back in college. Ugh I couldn't stand to smell it now.
I can't wait until this Blaaaaaake shit is over.
Amy, I can't even look at you anymore.
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"I plan to win an Oscar. I’m very ambitious."
-Heidi Montag