Wednesday, June 4th 2008
Awwww....
HoHan looks so happy! She probably can't wait to use the cucumber they bought. Cucumbers are for lightweights! Buttered up butternut squash is the way to go.
You know, this talk of cucumber sex makes me think of this amazing Durex ad:
Here's more pics of SamRo and HoHan buying lesbian shit like granola and yogurt last night.
Wenn
They seem like a good match.I like them together.Her profile was seen at millionaire&celeb dating site ----"AffluentBachelors.com"---- yesterday. A rumor goes that she is dating a young single man on that site.I believe it"s just a rumor.
They are both useless, talentless, drug addicted trash bags but none the less they do look very happy together so good for them.
"Stay Far From Timid, Only Make Moves When Your Hearts In It and Live The Phrase Skys The Limit" - C.W. Aka The Notorious B.I.G. (R.I.P.)
Submitted by SkyBitch on June 5, 2008 - 12:07am.
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INTERVENTION!
Get over here STAT!
I need to save my friend from Dr. Phil!
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We sit side by side in every class;
Teacher thinks that I sound funny
but she likes the way you sing
BTW, it was NOT intentional, but I'm watching White Oprah's show right now. WTF???
It started off with her going through the mail and bitching about being called for jury duty. Then she says "Oh, I tried to call them and they made me WAIT on hold (OMG). I have to tell them I can't do it. I have to work!". Then it shows her scouring through the tabloids every morning, as her #1 daily priority. Yeah, orange bitch, you're above going to jury duty because reading the tabs is WAAAY more important. WOW. And how fucking hilarious that she constantly refers to Ali as 'an artist'? Pffft!
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Gentlemen... start your boners.
***Submitted by Manimal5 on June 4, 2008 - 11:00pm.
Have ya ever noticed that in EVERY photo of these ho's actually together, that LiHo looks happy as a bearded clam, and SammyBoy looks miserable?
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Yes, but I can understand why. How happy would YOU be if your future consisted of dressing like an 80s Duran Duran groupie, spinning records and eating a used up, orange freckled snatch?
See what I mean?
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Gentlemen... start your boners.
pfff, cucumber now, sure... "whose pickle is this???"
also, samson always makes me think of
"i've never hooked up with a mentally challenged guy before... (yes i have!)"
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butchy posturing just bugs me... like, if i saw jodie foster kick a baby bird on the sidewalk, i'd give her a curb smiley then chop off her hands and sell them to rojo caliente
Submitted by Tigerlilly on June 4, 2008 - 8:22pm.
Have ya ever noticed that in EVERY photo of these ho's actually together, that LiHo looks happy as a bearded clam, and SammyBoy looks miserable?
I guess it's just a matter of who is fisting who.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 4, 2008 -11:04pm.
I come home to penis enlargement pills, infomercials and more dwarf stories......it's going to be a good night....lol
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So does James Haven! But only when he sneaks into Brad's room.
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
***Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 4, 2008 - 9:42pm.
Must be from munching all that carpet, it's high in fiber.
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Yeah, maybe she's on the carpet fiber/Orange Metamucil diet. That would explain the orange too.
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wow lindsay actually looks nice here... can't say the same for flavor of the moment ronson
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"This is all rather 'may-jah'..."
~Posh-esque
HAHAHAHA.
Oh, those cheeky Brits!
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"GET IN THE KITCHEN AND MAKE ME A SAMMIE YOU DICK DRIP!" ~LoLo
http://www.myspace.com/zoloftpony
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 4, 2008 - 11:03pm.
I come home to penis enlargement pills, infomercials and more dwarfs stories......it's going to be a good night....lol
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I take my pills with me.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
I come home to penis enlargement pills, infomercials and more dwarf stories......it's going to be a good night....lol
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"I plan to win an Oscar. I’m very ambitious."
-Heidi Montag
Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 4, 2008 - 10:59pm.
Just think, if I replied sheepishly, 2 birds with 1 stone.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by Sheeps on June 4, 2008 - 10:56pm.
Beginning? Do you not pay attention at all?
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
@TV and Sheeps! I cannot think for the life of me better company to be with.
@TV, thank whoever is popular this week you did NOT get the 90 day supply
@Sheeps someone told them you were already at 7 so they were trying to SAV you money.
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No comment!
Submitted by Sheeps on June 4, 2008 - 10:38pm.
James Haven dated Beth Ditto?
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Nasty!
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 4, 2008 - 7:53pm.
HAHAHAHAHA. I'm beginning to think T-Val had a random dwarf encounter early in life.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 4, 2008 - 7:49pm.
No, but I get regular emails asking me if I want to increase my size to 10".
10"?? You're lucky: mine offer 3" (and, I might add, they're getting really expensive to reply to). I always figured some bitch ratted on me.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 4, 2008 - 10:49pm.
Submitted by Sheeps
No, but I get regular emails asking me if I want to increase my size to 10". Isn't Deborah a female's name?
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I responded to one of those one's that asks if I wanted to be 10 inches. I must have misunderstood, because I went from being 6 feet tall to 3' 6" before the pills ran out.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
what a shocker...you are on the lezzie thread.....lmao
Hey everybody!
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"I plan to win an Oscar. I’m very ambitious."
-Heidi Montag
Submitted by Sheeps
No, but I get regular emails asking me if I want to increase my size to 10". Isn't Deborah a female's name?
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aaah TV! I left my contribution to the name game below and thought you would have some smart assed comment about it.
Your strap on sound like a medicine ball(s) kind of thing. We just need to figure out a way to get some funbags in there for you too!
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 4, 2008 - 7:42pm.
I'm glad you asked: ever watch late-night infomercials?
Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 4, 2008 - 10:42pm.
@Sheeps, What kind of strap on do you get to work the abdominals I wonder...not that you would know but I rely on your extensive research for pertainent questions...LOL
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Concrete. With lead balls.
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@Sheeps, What kind of strap on do you get to work the abdominals I wonder...not that you would know but I rely on your extensive research for pertainent questions...LOL
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Submitted by SkyBitch on June 4, 2008 - 10:29pm.
Must be from munching all that carpet, it's high in fiber.
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Submitted by James Haven on June 4, 2008 - 6:21pm.
James Haven dated Beth Ditto?
Submitted by SkyBitch on June 4, 2008 - 7:29pm.
Hohan looks like she may have lost a pound or two. I guess constant coke-snorting and strap-on pumping will do that to a ho.
hahahaha. *making diet notes*
Uh hello, Skybitch *rolls eyes*
she is already in a production deal for her new line of strap-on work out videos. She's currently working on getting a clause in the contract that all the models in the video wear her shitastic leggings.
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And let that bitch know I already suck cock for a living, but the pay sucks, so I have to do this website to make ends meet! - MK to Bradiful Bitch
OMG, she looks so pretty. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site """" "W e a l t h y R o m a n c e.com"""" last week. What kind of relationship is she looking for on that site? Just curious.
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That's ok
Hohan looks like she may have lost a pound or two. I guess constant coke-snorting and strap-on pumping will do that to a ho.
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Submitted by Mick on June 4, 2008 - 3:52pm.
Somebody pluheze tell Sam to drop that "crack-hat" bizzo - she's no bad-ass girl, just a middle-class lezbo. She fucking boring.
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I read that Samantha's parents are extremely wealthy.. So I agree with most of what you are saying, I would substitute "middle-class" for "spoiled rich girl lesbo".
Also, I'd like to add that she is 30 yrs old and she looks like she's 50 -- she is so cracked out.
She looks like a walking promotion for D.A.R.E. showing how drug usage can jack up your looks.
Either she has hepatitis something awful or this ho spent many years drugging it up.
SamSon and D'lilo?
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LOL! I submit "Lezzantha".
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 4, 2008 - 9:22pm.
Hi TV!
James Haven votes for "Manho"!
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
Oooo....that's a lot of stuff! Hohan'll be working the goodies well into the night.....
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I realize that Lohan looks about 30 years past cute, and Ronson can't even spell it, but isn't it time they got a cute couple name? Homantha? ManHo? Hanson?
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Linds called James Haven to tell him how happy she is with SamRo. She said that after James Haven turned her down, she decided she was done with men! She told James Haven, that if she couldn't have him, she didn't want any other man! James Haven has this type of effect on woman.
Look at Chastity, Portia, Joan and Kd. You don't think they are with women just cause they like it! They were all turned down by none other then, yours truly.
Chastity asked James Haven to her prom, he said No, because he was going with Angie. Next thing you know, she is wearing men's clothes and trying to grow a beard.
Portia: She tried canoodling with James Haven. James Haven does not canoodle with just anyone. He told her to take her mitts off of him. What does she do? She stops eating and falls into the arms of Ellen.
Joan: Who do you think she's singing about when she sings "I hate myself for loving you"? yep......James Haven.
KD: Well, when she first hit the music scene, she had a big crush on James Haven. She followed James Haven around like a puppy. James Haven did not find her attractive at all. She was rather large and had man hands. She asked James Haven to join her in a hot tub. James Haven told her he would rather swim with piranha's. She did not take it well, and jumped out of the hot tub ran bare ass, down the road, screaming "I hate men!, never again will I be humiliated!"
So you see, this is not shocking to James Haven. What shocks James Haven is why are so many people wearing hats? It's June damnit! Take off your hat!
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
as i believe i've said before, snacking on snatch has been about the best thing that's happened to lilo in a while...she looks very happy...she'll blow this relationship soon enough though...
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my new ringtone...hotness...
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Have ya ever noticed that in EVERY photo of these ho's actually together, that LiHo looks happy as a bearded clam, and SammyBoy looks miserable? I don't blame it on the paps, I blame it on the fact that LiLo doesn't like the sushi as much as she likes a Sugar Mama and attention. Liho is a total selfish lover as a fake lesbian, but a desperate, "you choose the hole and have at it" lover with the mens....i.e., Sam needs some tongue and strap on action to turn that frown upside down, and she's too stupid to realize HoHan is using her...LiLo will totally Ann Heche a bitch...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
she looks happy...
Awww, they seem so content together.
Too bad this will end badly and be followed by the second most dreaded sex tape in history (following Adnan & Brit Brit).
Is it me or has Lindsay been looking quite good recently? She looked a mess months ago.
@SB:
Lay off the Red Bull.....sugar-free, of course. *buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp*
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They look like an old married couple.
BTW, I wonder how many carton of cigarettes, Twinkies, and Red Bull are in those bags they are carrying.
Hohan has THE WORST fashion sense. Ever. Leggings are not your friends.
Somebody pluheze tell Sam to drop that "crack-hat" bizzo - she's no bad-ass girl, just a middle-class lezbo. She fucking boring.
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She looks SO beautiful. I saw her personals ID on wealthy men for beautiful women site """"W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m"""""" last week. It is said she is datiing young billionaire on that site. Is she singlle now?
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Submitted by Possum on June 4, 2008 - 2:20pm.
Why are they dressed all layered? It's JUNE.
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sometimes when I would do coke I would get the chills, then get hot, and vice versa. By layering, they are able to accomodate their ever-changing body temp.
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And let that bitch know I already suck cock for a living, but the pay sucks, so I have to do this website to make ends meet! - MK to Bradiful Bitch