Wednesday, June 4th 2008
Awwww....
HoHan looks so happy! She probably can't wait to use the cucumber they bought. Cucumbers are for lightweights! Buttered up butternut squash is the way to go.
You know, this talk of cucumber sex makes me think of this amazing Durex ad:
Here's more pics of SamRo and HoHan buying lesbian shit like granola and yogurt last night.
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Why are they dressed all layered? It's JUNE.
How long until Lilo chops her hair and starts sporting these hats?
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Don't those two have enough money to bring their own grocery bags? Stupid skanks.
ROFLMAO @ the Durex commercial!!
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"YOU CRACKHEAD BITCH! 25 cents is a quarter! But you need more than that to fix your overcast teefs!" - MK
Lindsay needs to read the current issue of Nylon Magazine [Scarlett Johansson is on the cover], and they did a article about leggings [yep they mentioned Ms. Blohan here], but the point they were trying to make is that when you wear leggings, at least wear a shirt long enough TO COVER YOUR ASS! They are NOT considered pants, they are undergarments! *end rant* who the fuck wants to see her doughy, jiggled ass besides SamRo here? You just KNOW her ass isn't toned....um SQUATS and LUNGES bitch!
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Submitted by christine the hoff on June 4, 2008 - 1:18pm.
I once gave one of them a pamprin and told him it was asprin because he was being a little bitch about his headache and wouldn't shut up.
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And let that bitch know I already suck cock for a living, but the pay sucks, so I have to do this website to make ends meet! - MK to Bradiful Bitch
googles norforms.....
dies laughing
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
Lindsay looks happy. I was going to hope that she has a nice relationship like my favorite lesbians EVER - Cynthia Nixon and Rojo Caliente.
But that is just way too much to hope for.
I sometimes wonder how they have so much money to spend on trips and clothes.
LiLo isn't working, her movies haven't made much money lately, and I haven't seen her any of her endorsements.
SamRo owes a bucket of money in court costs and attorneys' fees from her failed lawsuit against Perez Hilton.
Are they dealing?
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Falcor I am quite sure that you are exactly on the money with your comment.
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@Falcor:
Ahahahahhaaaaaaa, Norforms! LMAO
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I had a hemorrhoid and... well, it's still a hemorrhoid. -Island Girl
Submitted by zomay on June 4, 2008 - 1:57pm.
For the record, when two women go grocery shopping together at Gelson's, and one of them is wearing a vest and hat, they are usually effing each other.
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I wonder if there are any norforms in those bags?
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Some dance to remember. Some dance to forget.
Lolo, my memory is scary when it comes to certain things....I say I have a vast library of useless information in there....
Birthdays, phone numbers, addresses, license plate numbers, just to name a few. I'd make a great P.I....lol
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"I plan to win an Oscar. I’m very ambitious."
-Heidi Montag
CTH: some men are the whiniest motherfuckers out there!
I hate whiny men....so damn annoying!
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"I plan to win an Oscar. I’m very ambitious."
-Heidi Montag
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 4, 2008 - 4:16pm.
HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!
I cant even remember what i did on my own dang birthday last year, but you just pulled that our of your noggin! Loves it!
Dawnie, would yu like some mints? Her ass mints are yummy, but the cost a lot of money....IF they can prove you even did anything to her ass or mints that is...i cornfused myself :(
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
Sam looks like she uses METH or maybe heroin.
@viva
Word!
I work with men too and I swear, I wanna walk around passing out midol.
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"you're rich! your pictures have brushstrokes and your statues have wieners!"
Screw Lohan.BEST.CONDOM.AD.EVER!
Submitted by LoLo on June 4, 2008 - 1:11pm.
Your b-day is the 8th? You had the BEST b-day last year! It was my fav day of 2007! It is the day Paris had her flat ass carted BACK to jail, and the cops car picture was taken...
yes, I remember the date.....I have told you people before I am like "Rain Man" when it comes to dates......
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"I plan to win an Oscar. I’m very ambitious."
-Heidi Montag
@Dawnie: Sorry. I just go back from lunch and still have comestibles on the brain.
I think that I need a nap; but, I have too much work to do.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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@LoLo:
"im so gonna get sued for sexual her ass mints"
I had to read that like 4 times to get it. I need caffeine. LMAO.
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I had a hemorrhoid and... well, it's still a hemorrhoid. -Island Girl
_Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 4, 2008 - 4:10pm.
HA HA HA HA HA
Girl you know hors titties are not only good when your plane crashes in water, or your boat sinks, but it is also good for getting your boss to stfu and drool for about fifteen minutes while you make your great escape!
"Boooooobies arrggghllllllllblah blahh Im a boobie zombie.... what? wait? Where the hell did Viva go?"
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
KD on June 4, 2008 - 12:59pm.
Zoomay- I don't know if that's fair! I'm going to have to go out and buy some vests like that when I get my CCW licence finally approved.
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Sorry let me rephrase. When two women go grocery shopping at Gelson's together and they look like they share clothes and spit, they most likely are effing. (Sorry for the mix up).
Ok ladies, i did not just cut the beesh since i did not want to be in jail on my barffday sunday, so instead i left a cucumber on her chair with a note that says,"You should be livin la vida lohan grumpy pants"
im so gonna get sued for sexual her ass mints
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
Submitted by girl_cheese
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Word! The good stuff can make many problems seem insignificant.
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I had a hemorrhoid and... well, it's still a hemorrhoid. -Island Girl
LoLo I feel you on the office bitches. Only my bitches are all male. And lemme tell you, they are more catty, pissy, and gossipy than any group of women who got their cycles linked up. The only reason my boss doesn't trip that I am on here ALL DAY is bc usually when I get busted, there is some hors tittays on the screen.
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And let that bitch know I already suck cock for a living, but the pay sucks, so I have to do this website to make ends meet! - MK to Bradiful Bitch
Oh, it's love. When your career's gone & ain't nevar coming back and you're smiling like a 15yo, that you're gettin tha good stuff.
@Momus:
I coulda done without the 'juice' allusion.
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I had a hemorrhoid and... well, it's still a hemorrhoid. -Island Girl
LMAO LoLo! You funny hwore.
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Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system. ~P.J. O'Rourke
Momus, very true....IF we all conveniently forget when Sam let the paps take pics of Lilo passed out in her car....
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"I plan to win an Oscar. I’m very ambitious."
-Heidi Montag
@LoLo:
Okay. But just the one. Then gimme the blade.
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I had a hemorrhoid and... well, it's still a hemorrhoid. -Island Girl
oh, I need to cut a beesh too!
memememe! pick me!
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"you're rich! your pictures have brushstrokes and your statues have wieners!"
At least SamRo knows how to keep her talk-box shut unlike LiLo's hetero lovers. Thankfully, they keep the "juicy" details to themselves ... until break-up books comes out. Then we can wallow in the juice.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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_Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on June 4, 2008 - 4:03pm.
BUT BUT!!!! I NEEEEEEEEED to cut this beeeeeeesh!
*whispers* i need toooooooooo
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
Submitted by Mish on June 4, 2008 - 12:39pm.
I don't get this whole stuffing a cucumber up your twat thing. Something about sticking a green bumpy vegetable up there just doesn't sit well with me. gross.
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don't knock it till you've tried it.
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“Why do some girls dress like boys?” I replied loudly, “Because of my huge balls.”
@LoLo:
Take the blade out of your weave and hand it over sloooooowwwwwly. No sudden moves.
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I had a hemorrhoid and... well, it's still a hemorrhoid. -Island Girl
I was watching a pharell video this morning and there were all these beautiful girls flashing on the screen when suddenly this haggard, old woman came walking through a shot and I was like...whose mom?!? why is this old as lady in this video, only to come to realize that it was camio by the Lohan herself!
8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.
Some dance to remember. Some dance to forget.
CTH!
I love me d-listed people!
I promise id have to poke my eyes out if you guys didntmakeme giggle because some truly stupid shit DOES go on that i have to see every day.
Yall help keep my ass out of jail with the funny!
Id have murdered this one ho in here had yall not distracted me. Office bitches!
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
She does seem remarkably fresh(er) and happy. I'm telling ya'll bumping cokey 'ginas does wonders for the complexion and the spirit.
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And let that bitch know I already suck cock for a living, but the pay sucks, so I have to do this website to make ends meet! - MK to Bradiful Bitch
This couple grosses me out.
OT.
Regarding Sam being so manly. Beth Ditto's partner is a FTM (female to male) or transmale, i think that's what's going on with Sam.
Offtopic,
I knew nothing of FTM (female to male) or transmale before D-Listed. Hmph.
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It's like Disneyland
Zoomay- I don't know if that's fair! I'm going to have to go out and buy some vests like that when I get my CCW licence finally approved.
LOLO!
you guys are killing my ass today!
I love me some Dlist bitches!!!!!!
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"you're rich! your pictures have brushstrokes and your statues have wieners!"
_Submitted by missy on June 4, 2008 - 3:56pm.
YOU BETTER!
Ill take you grocery shopping at the fresh market on Essex for an educational tour of the produce isle.
Or we can watch some movies , you know whatever!
ha ha
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
For the record, when two women go grocery shopping together at Gelson's, and one of them is wearing a vest and hat, they are usually effing each other.
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Submitted by LoLo on June 4, 2008 - 11:42am.
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Ohh interesting...lol
I think I'll just stick to the ol vibrator, thanks. :-)
Since no cock can satisfy me
LOLO YOU HOT BEESCH I LOVE YOUR CRAZY ASS!!
next time im in nyc im lookin you up mama
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Im just pulling this veggie bidness out of my ass yall, i use the G-spot 4000 when the BF isnt home.
I guess i gut hungry and horny.
Horngry!
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
That Durex commercial..OMG! Bwahahahahahahahahaaa!
Missy- Hmm..maybe I will! Probably wouldn't kill me, right?