Wednesday, June 4th 2008
Awwww....
HoHan looks so happy! She probably can't wait to use the cucumber they bought. Cucumbers are for lightweights! Buttered up butternut squash is the way to go.
You know, this talk of cucumber sex makes me think of this amazing Durex ad:
Here's more pics of SamRo and HoHan buying lesbian shit like granola and yogurt last night.
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As much as we knock HoHum for the leggings, Ronson needs to lose that effin hat.
Really, it wouldn’t surprise me in the least if she had a bald spot going on under that thing.
And if that Durex ad hasn't won some award somewhere, well it GD should.
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
Submitted by LoLo on June 4, 2008 - 2:50pm.
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The fuck??? LMAO!
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I hate you all, your mom's a whore.
I don't need a confirmation she has total :Gay Face!
I came into this world to live out-loud
Yellow summer squash is good if you like the short fat ones. Sometimes round is better then long and they almost have a little nature made handle at the end too.
Its kind of like those tea cups with the tiny little handle on them that you can only put two fingers through, it makes you look fancy when youre doing it because your holding your little pinky out like a lady
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
The Durex is priceless!!!
How'd we know for sure that Sam is a girl? Are we sure that his real name isn't Samuel?
~*~"It's time to make history. It's time to rock the vote." Christina Aguilera in the new Rock The Vote ad that airs in 2 weeks time~*~
Rock The Vote
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y0bdOqL3AI
Submitted by KD on June 4, 2008 - 2:45pm.
She's glowing!
If it were in the fridge, wouldn't it be really cold? I wonder how that would feel!
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well shit girl you should try it! you only live once ya know! ;)
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Holy Stomach Turner MK!!
That ad cracked me up!!!! (but when the dad bit into his sandwich, my tummy went, "OH WRONG!")
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It's like Disneyland
Submitted by missy on June 4, 2008 - 2:44pm.
on another note, these two go fuck themselves
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MISSY~!
LMFAO.
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She's glowing!
If it were in the fridge, wouldn't it be really cold? I wonder how that would feel!
Lolo:
eeeuuuwww...hahahahhaha
Lindsay does look happy, but I'm still not buying that she's sober.
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Okay, the cucumber sex comments have me pissing myself...
zuchinni, hmmm?
"runs to grocery store."
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If I were going to go lez I wouldn't have picked SammyRo
on another note, these two go fuck themselves
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I think Ronson just may have grown a dick. bitch is fucking manly.
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That ad was hilarious!
I will say this-Lindsay looks a lot happier than she has in a long time. Now if she could just lay off the fake tanner and fake blonde hair, she would be tolerable.
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God be with you, dumbass.
Submitted by sevenmack on June 4, 2008 - 2:38pm.
And by this time next year, Lindsay will be back to dick. After all, most 'bisexual' women are just sluts who'd have sex with a banana tree or kiwi fruit just so they can get off. They usually have daddy issues, mommy problems or both. And in general, they only go for pussy only when they are frustrated with the men they choose, thinking that switching gender preferences will solve all their problems.
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hahahaa, yup! I know its true cause thats me in a nutshell :D
prrretty much!
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Do you think they bought tuna? I'd think it would just be redundant.
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I hate you all, your mom's a whore.
_Submitted by Mish on June 4, 2008 - 3:39pm.
I don't get this whole stuffing a cucumber up your twat thing. Something about sticking a green bumpy vegetable up there just doesn't sit well with me. gross.
1. If you peel it, you can pretend it is spa day for your pussy. Cucumbers are great for soothing those pesky bags under your lovin hole.
2. They are mor handy then a random bumpy flesh colored cucumber that you find at happy hours in mid town.
3. i hear zuchinni is ribbed for his/her pleasure
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
"The name is Phoebe Price, bitch!!! Learn it. Love it. Live it!"
Michael K, any word on the Phoebe Price/CHANEL public Apology????
gawwwd. those leggings. i bet her hoo-hoo smells like dirty cat box.
That ad was fucking BRILLIANT!
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
That Durex commercial is aces.
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I don't get this whole stuffing a cucumber up your twat thing. Something about sticking a green bumpy vegetable up there just doesn't sit well with me. gross.
one would think someone as "glam" as LOHO would pick more of a lipstick lesbin and not a bull dyke.
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Gummy and gross in the mouth area since 2008!
And by this time next year, Lindsay will be back to dick. After all, most 'bisexual' women are just sluts who'd have sex with a banana tree or kiwi fruit just so they can get off. They usually have daddy issues, mommy problems or both. And in general, they only go for pussy only when they are frustrated with the men they choose, thinking that switching gender preferences will solve all their problems.
Lindsay's conversion is so 1999.