Wednesday, June 4th 2008
How Rude!
At first, I thought this was Jamie Lynn on the cover of People magazine. Still would've made sense. No, it's little Stephanie Tanner! She's dropped the meth pipe and picked up the baby bottle. Whoever wrote that cover line deserves a hand job and a can of Country Club malt liquor.
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well i just have one thing to say about this thread
BONG A LONG A DING DONG BITCHES!
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
Here's one for you crackheads. I had a really bullshit job when I was in college, so I used to take shrooms - like a half baggie worth - and sprinkle that shit all over my salad and bring it in to work. They didnt do much but it took the edge off and all the office bitches could never figure out why I was so damn cheerful all the time. =D
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VLL:
i see nothing wrong with you getting fucked up sometimes....like you said, no kids and it dioesn;t interfere with your life.....but that's just my opinion....
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"I plan to win an Oscar. I’m very ambitious."
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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on June 4, 2008 - 1:02pm.
Falcor on June 4, 2008 - 5:00pm.
I want to have sex on ecstasy one day...id think thatd be AWESOME!!! Or so ive heard!
- It is. Trust.
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I've never done straigh X, but a candy flip (1/2 X, 1/2 acid). BEST. SEX. EVER.
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 4, 2008 - 4:02pm.
LOL dawnie. I did meth one night and thought that shit was for the birds and never tried it again. I snorted tho, didn't smoke it.
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ME TOO! this is some paralell universe shit right here.....
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Ok folks.....I'm out......gotta go wash some dishes and junk.
-sera-
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You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think
Submitted by Falcor on June 4, 2008 - 4:00pm.
yeah, sex on ex. good stuff.
get some gel capsuled pills from someone you know and HAVE FUN! (set aside several hours too.. woopa woopa!)
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a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by M.E. on June 4, 2008 - 9:55pm.
I'll have 10 years clean next month.
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Congrats M.E.!!
~*~"Me and my husband rarely get a few mommy, daddy nights out" ~ Xtina to E! on May 31st
"I eat and eat and eat and I never get any thinner" ~ Homer Simpson~*~
Rock The Vote
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y0bdOqL3AI
Falcor on June 4, 2008 - 5:00pm.
I want to have sex on ecstasy one day...id think thatd be AWESOME!!! Or so ive heard!
- It is. Trust.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
LOL dawnie. I did meth one night and thought that shit was for the birds and never tried it again. I snorted tho, didn't smoke it.
LoLo: I agree, I love the way Missy defends her rights to be as fucked up as she wants to be. I think if the three of us ever got together with a big sack of shrooms, shit would be on and poppin'!
I love the drug threads, BTW
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And let that bitch know I already suck cock for a living, but the pay sucks, so I have to do this website to make ends meet! - MK to Bradiful Bitch
@Falcor:
Well, it is really intense, but it's really hard to come. Just sayin'.
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I had a hemorrhoid and... well, it's still a hemorrhoid. -Island Girl
Some of my favorite times were staying up all night tripping balls, walking all over campus and the student ghetto until the sun came up and then going back to our apartment and drinking wine all morning until we passed out.
Good times, man.
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I had a hemorrhoid and... well, it's still a hemorrhoid. -Island Girl
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 4, 2008 - 2:54pm.
Missy - I am gonna sound like such a crackhead but I know you will know what I am talking about.
Me and my bestie were talking about how we are completely opposite drug users. She hates pot, won't try acid, and kinda hated shrooms, but for a while she was poppin pills like she was getting paid to do it and later she was coked out for about a year. I am aaaaaalllll about something that takes me away from myself but still keeps me all in my head like acid or shrooms. Like some of the most fun I ever had was on acid by myself in my bedroom, geeking for hours. I can't stand coke and pills because you never get HIGH. What the fuck do I just want to sit up and be AWARE for 6 hours for? We meet in the middle with our mutual love of ecstasy tho.
And for you who want to beat me up for that post, I gives a fuck. I have no babies, I have a good home, job, and family, and occasionally I get fuuuuucked up. Who gives a shit.
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Anyone who beats you up for doing what you want with your life is a LOSER! I want to have sex on ecstasy one day...id think thatd be AWESOME!!! Or so ive heard!
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Some dance to remember. Some dance to forget.
rotten_egg - that sounds like the pot you got had more than just pot in it.
"Sera, I am SO sorry you went through/are going through that......
now I feel bad that I asked.....:("
Don't feel bad! Its easier to talk about it rather than just ignoring it. she was gorgeous ...why wouldn't I brag? ha.
-sera-
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viva, if that makes you sound like a crackhead, then YOURE MY KINDA CRACKHEAD!! haha!
no, I am totally the same type of user. TOTALLY. Like why would I want to be MORE present? I can meditate or do yoga for that and Ill be a few hundred richer and feelin a hell of a lot better in the morning!
I like doing crack or coke only if I have a bunch of opiates to go with it. Well! (nods to MK... for the writing style not the speedball!)
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Damn I am so living vicariously through you bitches... next time you get high, think of me...
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Falcor - LMAO! Yes, attempting to go grocery shopping while stoned was a BAD idea. Kept thinking "everyone knows I'm stoned" while not being able to make it past the "free food" binds in the produce isle.
Lets just say I left empty handed.
"Submitted by missy on June 4, 2008 - 2:54pm."
That sucks. I miss when we used to grow it, but we have rowdy neighbors and the po-po always be up in our shit here, so no grow for us either.
Shrooms on the other hand are extremely easy to grow, but that shit does NOTHING for me.
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damn Rotten, your shit was laced!
See M.E. you would have been in my best friend's category, even tho I know you didn't care for the yayo. Congrats on your 10 years. Some people don't understand that it really is a struggle to stop something once you have become addicted and it is so easy to judge.
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And let that bitch know I already suck cock for a living, but the pay sucks, so I have to do this website to make ends meet! - MK to Bradiful Bitch
__Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 4, 2008 - 4:54pm.
I swear to god someties if eel like you and missy be mah long lost family.
SAME PAGE!
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
@Viva:
Oh hell yeah, honey. Now I dropped an assload of acid back in the day. And shrooms. And X. Them was some goooooood times. Then I started on the meth and that shit is evil, but my house was really clean.
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I had a hemorrhoid and... well, it's still a hemorrhoid. -Island Girl
Submitted by M.E. on June 4, 2008 - 2:51pm.
Viva - I used to smoke pot occassionally, but I never really liked it. Made me cloudy, paranoid and stupid.
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I used to smoke quite a bit in college and all it made me do was get paranoid...AS A MOTHERFU*KER! I be jumpin around and lookin around thinkn the RA was on to me and I was going to jail and id get hungry as hell eatn 3 and 4 chimmychangas in two bites and all kinds of crazy shit!
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Some dance to remember. Some dance to forget.
Hahahaha!!. Well, it made me feel like I was inside the womb again. I fucking shit you not. I remember moving my hands and feeling they were leaving a luminous trace behind and I felt I was floating. I even hallucitanted a bit and I wasn't even sleepy. The dry throat and taquicardy killed the whole groovy effect. I thought I was going to have a heart attack and I'm not a chicken shit. The feeling was awful.
And the cherry on top was that we went to a mini market and I couln't stop giggling. I even crossed the street without care, there were cars comming.
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-"Fuck you all!! Fuckety Fuck Fuckers! You are not wOrthy opponents! I AM NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH!" - LOVE ANGELINA.
Submitted by missy on June 4, 2008 - 3:48pm.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 4, 2008 - 3:45pm.
I WISH pot was traumatic for me...I'd sure as hell have a lot more money!
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HAHAHAA!! hell yes!! oooh girl tell me about it.. especially since Ive been buying shit for fucking $450/oz. YES I KNOW IM GETTING RIPPED OFF!!! Its bullshizz.
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Holy crap missy! You need to make a road trip to NM. You can get highgrade for a very affordable price. It helps to have a brother who has lots of stoner friends too.
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Dx3 - you and me babe, you and me.
I'll have 10 years clean next month.
WOOOOOOT!
Oh, and my days of smoking pot on a regular basis was when I was too high from the speed to sleep.
I ♥ the potheads here.
But between gas prices and the ganja prices, it's becoming let's say, challenging.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Missy - I am gonna sound like such a crackhead but I know you will know what I am talking about.
Me and my bestie were talking about how we are completely opposite drug users. She hates pot, won't try acid, and kinda hated shrooms, but for a while she was poppin pills like she was getting paid to do it and later she was coked out for about a year. I am aaaaaalllll about something that takes me away from myself but still keeps me all in my head like acid or shrooms. Like some of the most fun I ever had was on acid by myself in my bedroom, geeking for hours. I can't stand coke and pills because you never get HIGH. What the fuck do I just want to sit up and be AWARE for 6 hours for? We meet in the middle with our mutual love of ecstasy tho.
And for you who want to beat me up for that post, I gives a fuck. I have no babies, I have a good home, job, and family, and occasionally I get fuuuuucked up. Who gives a shit.
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And let that bitch know I already suck cock for a living, but the pay sucks, so I have to do this website to make ends meet! - MK to Bradiful Bitch
Submitted by tonicbitch on June 4, 2008 - 3:50pm.
I KNOW!! isnt that fucking insane?!?!
I had a BF who grew and all of his friends did too and I got REAL used to never having to pay for weed. I love plants, growing anything, and Id LOVE to set up a grow room, but I rent an apartment, so until I get that house in the burbs, no go. err, no grow.
:(
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
@M.E.:
Same here. I liked speed and meth better. Sadly. Not for years, though.
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I had a hemorrhoid and... well, it's still a hemorrhoid. -Island Girl
if you smoke a diiiiiiiiiime
then ill smoke a diiiiiiiiiiime
Love old outkast! Thats how this bitch got her grass roots!!!!!!!!
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
haha
the last time I got truly fukked up on pot I was still living at home, and I was so wasted I couldn't remember which bedroom was mine and I almost got in bed with the parents.
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"you're rich! your pictures have brushstrokes and your statues have wieners!"
I buy pot from a friend of mine...sometimes I watch her daughter for her, and she pays me in bud.....whatever, it's all green to me!
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"I plan to win an Oscar. I’m very ambitious."
-Heidi Montag
Viva - I used to smoke pot occassionally, but I never really liked it. Made me cloudy, paranoid and stupid.
Yea Jodi Sweetin is so 90's, but I'd rather see her on the cover than Chestica's tits or Shitney's greasy wig, or the fucking Holie-Shitts.
missy that shit better come with a platinum pipe! Growing you own is really the best though. It's a pain in the ass but so worth it.
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I feel you missy on the pot note....I myself is in the process of SLOWING DOWN.....note that I didn't get STOP [lol], but my tollerance is pretty HIGH, and shit! These drugs can be quite expensive when you add up how much you spend.....Some people's PAYCHECKS [like Mickey Ds or somewhere] is how much I spend on a sack!
but because of the office bullshit LoLo was talking about [lmao], this is why I have to go home and chief everynight
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The cover of People.
Really now.
Don't.Care.
She fucks up her life and sells her story to get back to the life that fucked her up in the first place.
She ain't playin' with a full house.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 4, 2008 - 3:45pm.
I WISH pot was traumatic for me...I'd sure as hell have a lot more money!
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HAHAHAA!! hell yes!! oooh girl tell me about it.. especially since Ive been buying shit for fucking $450/oz. YES I KNOW IM GETTING RIPPED OFF!!! Its bullshizz.
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 4, 2008 - 3:41pm.
R_E - I am curious what your exp. with pot was. I have had a few people say things like that and I always wonder what could have happened to turn them against the wonder weed. I was usually high when I was told the story, so I was biased.
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Viva doll♥ and rotten doll♥ - Im a huge pothead myself.. my sister said that she tried smoking once and it made her feel confused and disoriented and she didnt like that loss of control.
See I on the other hand, LOVE letting go of my handle on the world. I love to spin myself up so much that I lose my bearings completely. I find it fun and interesting and exciting.
Whatever floats yer boat ya know?
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
PEOPLE is right up there with the National Enquirer..
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I WISH pot was traumatic for me...I'd sure as hell have a lot more money!
Thanks M.E......
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"I plan to win an Oscar. I’m very ambitious."
-Heidi Montag
PSL - I'm guessing since Sera was willing to share, she is OK with discussing it.
I know that being open about it keeps the healing process in cycle.
R_E - I am curious what your exp. with pot was. I have had a few people say things like that and I always wonder what could have happened to turn them against the wonder weed. I was usually high when I was told the story, so I was biased.
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And let that bitch know I already suck cock for a living, but the pay sucks, so I have to do this website to make ends meet! - MK to Bradiful Bitch
I don't like drugs because I know what they can do to you. I have only done pot twice and it was traumatic. I didn't like it one bit. But I agree, drugs are a choice. If you choose to do drugs, you know the consequences of it. Still, think it's an accomplishment when someone doesn't let drugs take control of his/her life. THAT takes such a will power and a cool head.
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-"Fuck you all!! Fuckety Fuck Fuckers! You are not wOrthy opponents! I AM NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH!" - LOVE ANGELINA.
I duno why, but I am getting a Tori Spelling vibe when looking at this cover. Like if her face was wider, she'd look like Tori!
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Sera, I am SO sorry you went through/are going through that......
now I feel bad that I asked.....:(
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"I plan to win an Oscar. I’m very ambitious."
-Heidi Montag
She turned out really cute(I suppose getting off meth helped) and I still think the Olsen twins look like trolls.Tres scary!!
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 4, 2008 - 3:12pm.
ahh, commingback.
yes, it's a tough job but someone has to do it.
I also hope she remains clean for herself and her child. and no, addicts are NOT making a choice, the demon they're addicted to is doing the chosing.
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"you're rich! your pictures have brushstrokes and your statues have wieners!"
Submitted by M.E.: "Didn't the "feathered" look go out like 20 years ago????"
Tee hee hee. Seriously, I always wonder when I see people sporting some crispy bangs or perms. Don't these people have TVs and magazines? Don't they want to look like Denise Richards or Gossip Girl or something? Why would you want to look like an extra from "Saved By The Bell"?????
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 4, 2008 - 3:05pm.
DeeDee, what happened to your slide avie? All healed and on to Gerry?
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Yes, my knee and my pride have recovered. I was in the mood for a sexay man avi.
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