Brad Pitt Bought A Bunch Of Ugly Shit
Brad Pitt shuttled off to Switzlerand yesterday for the Art Basel fair. Brad wasn't browsing, he was buying. Brad paid $293,000 for the marble table above. I can't wait until Pax spills Kool-Aid on that shit. He also bought that fugly lamp as well as 2 chairs priced at $25,000 each. $25k?! I could've made that shit for him using Ikea plastic chairs and asphalt! I would've only charged him $3,000 and an ass slap.
HuffPo reports that he also bought an aluminum rug for $175 per square foot and he's interested in buying a $300,000 gold lacquer-coated Fiberglas sofa. I think the sofa is for Maddox's room. It sounds like something he would lounge on.
Quick! We need to set up an "art garage sale" and invite Brad Pitt. We'll tell him our Ikea, Target and West Elm crap was made by the most talented underground artists in the world. He'll believe us because he'll buy any shit!
Source: UsWeekly
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Actually this is fabulous news, I figured out now how I'm going to get rich. I'll just take a dump and fashion it into a cookie jar and call it "high art". Angie can then use it to store his now-deflated balls.
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The fact it's all just black and white, sad.
Maybe the kids will use their crayons and brighten up the motif.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
They look like something out of a Tim Burton movie. I keep waiting for the shit to come to life and start attacking.
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
Word Clarisse. I'm sure toddlers won't bust their noggins on the table. Unless they are putting this crap in the nice livingroom no one uses.
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And let that bitch know I already suck cock for a living, but the pay sucks, so I have to do this website to make ends meet! - MK to Bradiful Bitch
FOE REAL? That shit is ugly!! Rich prats with buy anything if it has a big enough price tag on it.
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Islandgirl: Hellooooooooooooooo my lovely!
P.T. Barnum was right.....there IS one born every minute.
There is no darkness but ignorance.
What force is more potent than love?
"I would've only charged him $3,000 and an ass slap."
MK, you owe me a new screen.
ooOOoo he's gonna catch hell when Angie realizes he could've bought like, 5 more kids for that.
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A worthy cause: http://dogsindanger.com/ or http://hua.org/
Gee, I wonder how many orphans in Cambodia that money would have fed...
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HAHA IM USING THE INTERNETZ!!1!!!!!1!
As my dear old Dad would say, "He has more money than sense". Quickly followed by a "His taste is all in his mouth".
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Ang is gonna skin him alive if she finds that stuff, you know he hid it.
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I wish I had money to buy crap like this....you know how much it appreciates in value?
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Some dance to remember. Some dance to forget.
WTF?!? That isn't furniture; it's more like domestic assault.
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"If I punched every bitch who called me fat, it would be dead bitches all up and down the highway."
"Bitch! They are lying to your fraudulent ass!"
MK: Don't talk badly about West Elm!
*whispering* I like that store
It's because he thinks he's a trendy architect. Right?.
I'm all for cool minimalistic whacky interior decor, but this sucks.
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-"Fuck you all!! Fuckety Fuck Fuckers! You are not wOrthy opponents! I AM NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH!" - LOVE ANGELINA.
LMAO that shit is FUG!
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Thank you for flying Church of England, cake or death?
Oh yea, he's lost it.
Fuck, who wants to live a museum?
You know he has LaZBoy in the garage and cooler next to it.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
maa that sh!t is awful!!... what was he thinkin
vulgar hypocrites. gag.
More money than taste.
Pretentious bufoon.
"Cucumbers are for lightweights! Buttered up butternut squash is the way to go!"--MK 6/4/08
Leave Brad alone. Brad is my favorite actor. He is seeking someone online now. I saw his profile on millionaire dating site """"W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m""""" last week. What kind of relationship is he looking for on that site?
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That's ok
The world's greatest humanitarians and philanthropists strike again!
Oh! That's why Angie had to hold on! Brad had to buy a table.
Kudos to him for buying such child friendly furniture! Well done there!
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