Thursday, June 5th 2008
The Real Deal
I just have two words for the picture above: OLAN MILLS! Actually, they wish they were as hot as an Olan Mills original. Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller's wedding picture from OK! Magazine is all sorts of awkward. He looks like a used car salesman that was dragged out of the bar for a shotgun wedding to his born-again bride.
Charlie made Brooke his 3rd wifey this past weekend and he used his special day to trash his other wives. He said, "I was telling a couple of friends last night that this feels like my first real marriage. The first one was a show, the second one was a con, and this one is the real deal."
Remember this quote when Brooke divorces Tranny Infested Sperm in a couple of months.
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She looks exactly like his other wives!
Dude looks like he's getting his pic taken for his driver's license, not his wedding...
He was hot a loonnnggg time ago, but now he just looks like a burnt-out liquor store clerk...
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"Oh, Lisa. Just take your anger, turn it into a little hard ball and swallow it down. Then, release it at an appropriate time. Like the time when Daddy hit the referee with a whisky bottle."
the common denominator to the unraveling of all of charlie's marriages is charlie...this new wife will be calling the cops on him within the month...
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my new ringtone...hotness...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsW58hO8Mok
That just doesn't look like the face of a man who's genuinely, internally happy at that moment. His mouth is smiling, but his eyes sort of look like he's begging you to save him. Although I guess that look is just botox sometimes.
No sooner had Charlie promised James Haven, that he would faithful, James Haven finds Charlie and the waitress wearing each other's clothing! James Haven helped Charlie out of the skirt and told him he better shape up or become the laughing stock of Hollywood! (He already is, but he doesn't know that).
Charlie started weeping that he wants to change, but he can't. He has an inner demon who won't get out. James Haven knows how he feels. He has one too, and his name is Brad.
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
Idiot is posing on his wedding picture with hands in his pockets???!! What astonishing good manners..
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Fake dating site ads lead to your identity- and money theft.
By watching movies with Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, J. Travolta, Will Smith (yes!) - you support Scientology.
@Mysmichelle:
Nah, he wasn't bragging about buying the suit at Men's Warehouse. He was talking about Men's WHOREhouse. Somebody just misunderstood him.
My family's real 1982 pic with Olan Mills in front of the pull down bookcases looks more real than this charade. What is going on here? This is creepy. The illusion delusion Charlie Sheen fabricates around himself is so thick its seeping through the screen at me....Eeek!
I think that's why he is concentrating so hard, he's got to keep everyone hypnotized all day...if he loses focus he'll morph suddenly into a tranny infested sperm reptile and rip his bride's head off...gotta wait...that's for the honeymoon...gotta hold it...
He looks like he's about to take a shit and really doesn't want to be there.
And why even bring up his first wife? Damn, that was so long ago. She's not in the picture in anyway anymore. Why drag her name into this?
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Wow that background looks like one from my prom 10 years ago! LOL And could he PLEASE Brush his damn hair and tighten his neck collar - god he's a moron!!
*Smile Bitches*
This guy is trash. He cannot even be civil to the mother of his kids. I don't think Denise Richards is that bad, I feel like certain gossip blogs *cough* PEREZ *cough* try to make people hate her, much like they do with Mischa Barton. I'm not saying she's a saint, but Charlie is an established sleazebag whose depravity is well known. His "real" wife will be the next Denise Richards in like 2 years, then he'll have another cookie cutter whore waiting in the wings, trying to get some of that tranny-infested sperm.
This is kind-of off topic, but remember when he tried to design kids clothes? LMAO!
He's an idiot.
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“This feels like my first real marriage. The first one was a show, the second one was a con, and this one is the real deal."
- Charlie Sheen told guests at his wedding
Christ almighty in a little red wagon. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
We sit side by side in every class;
Teacher thinks that I sound funny
but she likes the way you sing
Gram Parsons has a sad old song called "$1000 Wedding."
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Borregos
I can't stand Charlie Sheen. He looks slimy and demented. Emilio seems okay, he doesn't have that pervy look in his eye. Plus, I'm a fan of his work in The Mighty Ducks trilogy.
That is all.
Charlie, do you still have a profile on 's e e k r i c h . co m'? I saw it days ago. And there were many nice pics of you. I love them. Are you still there?
Olan Mills was my first job when I was 18. I was telemarketing and the manager said, your entuhusiam is shit! I got up and quit. Jerks!
I'm really starting to think that Denise Richards and Ginger Lynn was way too good for him!!!
Wasn't her ring $500,000 but they both look like they bought their wedding attire at Kmart.
Did wive number one know it was for show? And real nice to say that the marriage to the mother of your children was a con. Back when Charlie and whoever this is got engaged, Denise wished them well and said she was real happy for both of them. And if this wedding is so "real", why sell it to the highest bidder and then trash both your ex-wives?
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I give this marriage 2 years. Charlie can't remain faithful...he will be back to the hookers in no time.
Mopa,
Thank god it's not just me hating charlie, but loving TAHM!
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Run! It's the clergy!
Wow, Charlie is such a classy asshole, isn't he? Nothing says "gentleman" better than trashing your ex wives on your wedding day to the media. I'm sure Charlie's daughters will respect him for it. This coming from a guy with a major drug and whore addiction who has been a public douche for years. I used to have the hots for this asshole during his Hot Shots and Lucas days but he's gotten very rodent faced as he has aged, Emilio and Martin have aged much better.
Why does he keep marrying those gold-digging bitches? Denise Richards should have cured him of that.
Charlie Sheen is a hollywood playboy. But I still hope their marriage can last longer. I saw his personal ID on wealthy men personals site """""W e a l t h yR o m a n c e . c o m""""" last week. What is he looking for on that site? Looking for sugarbabe?.?′ˉ`?-><-?′ˉ`?..?′ˉ`?-><-?′ˉ`?..?′ˉ`?->.?′ˉ`?-><-?′
That's ok
Backdrop by Sears. He looks likes he's coming out of a Lost Weekend, with that open neck and loose tie. She probably thinks she will reform him by giving him the love he never had before (breaks down and sobs).
Well, I like his dad.....ok...
thats it!
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
GlamourShots Strikes Again!
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
He's so Papa Joe Simpson lechery looking.
Charlie..muttering out of the side of his mouth -
"After we take this fucking pic, you're calling one of your girls, right? She's going with us on our honeymoon, right? No discount, huh? Shit."
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Ah yes, Olan Mills. I wonder what happened to that pic of my sister and me mounted on the thick ass lacquered wooden heart frame. That is what photographic art looks like. Fuck you Annie Leibovitz.
Such a gentleman thing to say!.....*rolling my eyes*
O and her dress makes me want to scream 'but did you bring me back wooden-shoes?!'
I just looked really good at the picture and noticed the background. We all know the photographer pulled that 'background' up and threw it in the back of his car when the photo shoot was done. Tacky looking!
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In loving memory of my cousin,"Big" John, who died in a plane crash on 5/17/08. You died doing something you loved.
HAHAHHAHAHA omg what the fuck....i hope this marrage will last only if they can produce more hilarious pictures like this one...i seriously lol'ed...he looks shitfaced!
Let's not forget, he used to be Paula Abdul's brother in law.
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In loving memory of my cousin,"Big" John, who died in a plane crash on 5/17/08. You died doing something you loved.
He looks constipated. Can't stand him as a person, but I love Two and a Half Men.
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In loving memory of my cousin,"Big" John, who died in a plane crash on 5/17/08. You died doing something you loved.
Rhonda May has her picture taken with Mr. Dribble, the drunken perv Science teacher, at the East Bumfuck High Senior Prom.
Thanks alot everyone! I knew "Martin Sheen" was a stage name, but thought it was weird that the kids were divided.
Squash Posh...The Martin Sheen's last name is "Estevez". He changed it to "Sheen" for his stage name.
Charlie Sheen kept the "Sheen" and Emilio decided to keep the orginal "Estevez" for his professional name.
Remember, back in the 50's & 60's Hollywood did not care for Latino actors...and as such, many of them adopted Anglo sounding names for their stage names. Other examples: Anthony Quinn, Rita Hayworth.
On Topic: they should go ahead and book time on "Divorce Court" now.
He brags about buying the suit at Mens warehouse? uh
Sheen is the name Martin Sheen "took" for hollywood to distance from the hispanic I think, Charlie went with that while Emilio stayed with Estevez to distance from the sheen's read that in tiger beat I think in 87
Love, love, love the used car salesman comment.
When I first saw the pic I thought it was the Caption This contest.
MK wins.
Squash Posh: From Wiki (although consider the source, this one is true):
In the past, a stage name was often used when a performer's real name was considered to denote a specific ethnicity that faced potential discrimination. One of the most famous examples of this type of name change involved Freddie Mercury of Queen, who was born Farrokh Bulsara to Parsi parents; his name change was partly intended to conceal his heritage. Historically, Jews in Hollywood were encouraged to anglicize their names to avoid possible discrimination. This still happens to a degree (Jon Stewart, Brad Garrett, and Natalie Portman for instance), but the growing acceptance of ethnic performers in the performing arts has made this occurrence less frequent. Ramon Estévez changed his name to Martin Sheen, because he expected a better reception for an Irish name than a Hispanic name; his sons made divergent choices: Carlos Irwin Estévez is now Charlie Sheen, while Emilio Estévez left his name unchanged.
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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
What's with the 80's wedding dress and the flower crown!?! UGH!
Charlie looks like sh-t, likes he's just been dragged out of the gutter and smells like whiskey.
Submitted by Clarisse on June 5, 2008 - 9:48am.
God i hate myself for liking Two and a Half Men.
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I know, I like that show too. But now I always think "tranny infested sperm" when I see Charlie.
That has to be the saddest wedding picture I've ever seen. That background is horrible-it looks like it would be in a school picture.
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God be with you, dumbass.
He looks hammered. She's about to get hammered.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
"I was telling a couple of friends last night that this feels like my first real marriage".
What friends? His blow up dolls? The bums at the OTB?
Submitted by Stock Broker on June 5, 2008 - 9:20am.
Did she go dumpster diving in the "Princess Bride" movie set?
Photo courtesy of Sears Portrait Studio.
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
okay, heres a question:
whats with the whole Estevez/Sheen names? I guess Martin changed it? Then so did Charlie (or Carlos), but Emilo kept it? I really don't get it!
Why why why would anyone marry Charlie Sheen? He is a train wreck. I guess money talks and dignity walks
Did she go dumpster diving in the "Princess Bride" movie set?
Photo courtesy of Sears Portrait Studio.
God i hate myself for liking Two and a Half Men.
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