Papping Jamie Lynn Could Land You In Jail
A pap was arrested in Mississippi for stalking Jamie Lynn Spears and Casey Aldridge. Edwin Merino, the pap, was arrested while taking pictures of the couple at a gas station. They were buying their dinner for the night. I'm joking. I think. Edwin told the Associated Press that he was at least 200 feet away from them.
Edwin said that he was about to go to Los Angeles because he wasn't able to get that many pictures of their country asses. He said, "I haven't worked on them myself. The first time I got a good look at him was in court."
After he was arrested and booked, a police officer drove him to the ATM and he got the $1,143 needed for his bail. WTF?! You can get that much money out of country ATMs?! Shit, I try to take out more than $200 and the ATM throws me shade.
Now that Edwin is going back to Hollyweird to get more pictures of Brit Brit without panties, who the hell is going to catch JL eating meat on a stick on an ATV? We neeeeed these pictures! I"m sure one of her cousins will do it for a couple of food stamps.
Jamie Lynn should pop a kid any time soon
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Bitch has aaaaaged since her pregnancy!!!
She's barely legal....looks 40 in this pic.
According to Yahoo it was 3 ATM's.
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Since when do cops drive you to an ATM to get your own bail money?
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She must be one of those girls who doesn't wear makeup b/c she just doesn't like it but thinks she is so hot she doesn't need a bit of it.
I hate those baggy giant t shirts where the 'short' sleeves still come down half way on the arm. They're uncomfortable and unflattering as fuck. Get some proper maternity clothes, hoss!
"She looks so pretty and large sexy. ♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥ She is my favor."
Am I the only one in the entire universe who finds the spammer posts to be pure comedy gold? My God, some of the crazy shit these people say damn near fills my eyes with tears trying to not laugh out loud.
On Topic: JL = BORING!
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seriously,, who the hell follows Jamie Lynn? What a shit job.
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"She thought they were getting married" Ok, let's draw straws for who gets to tell her about Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny!
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"Tapping JL should have landed Ole Casey some time too...IMHO"
Down here in the south, we set the age of consent pretty low...
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We shouldn't judge too harshly, after all they're country y'all.
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Tapping JL should have landed Ole Casey some time too...IMHO>
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Why the hell do they follow her around anyway? She's boring, fug and stupid
one of these paps needs to snap a shot of Casey Aldridge wearing as little as possible...
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She looks so pretty and large sexy. ♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥ She is my favor. I saw her new sexy privacy pho0tos in site ‘’W e a l t h y L o v I n g . c o m ’’. So wonder. She is always dating young billionaire on that site.^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
The paps want to take her picture because . . . . . . . . . ? It beats me why this drab and ordinary hen attracts any attention at all.
When's her mistake coming out to haunt her?
Yeehaw!
Good.
The kid moved out of LA.
I feel like if celebs move to a place like Jamie did, then the paps shouldnt follow.
I mean i dont give two shits about her privacy, i just mean keep all your hollywood bull shit the fuck out of regular peoples back yards.
If the girls and boys down there want a taste of LA, trust me, they will get some new titts and some penis pumps and a box of loreal califonia blonde ten minute highlight kits and pack it up to move to beverly jst like the fuckin Klampits did.
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.