It Was Bound To Happen

i agree with it being fake. where is the monitor cord?

The guy who busted in and took the "whatever it was" away from crazy, is hot! All the other people were just standing there screaming...brave guy makes me wet!

Bitch, I'll strangle you with your own weave!

Another good reason for my carrying Mace! That guy needed one good shot to the face with some Mace and it would have been over.

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"You better start thinking happy thoughts!"

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I saw some new privacy news about them in site ’’AffluentBachelors.com’’Maybe it will have heavy influence on us. Just care.

Submitted by miso-horny on June 5, 2008 - 12:49pm.
I'm was waiting for Bill Lumbergh from Office Space to come in and say ``Yeah I'm gonna need to you clean up this mess and clean out your desk. That would be great...
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ahahahahaha..god i love that movie.. =)

IF THIS IS REAL THAT WAS FUCKING AWSOME
RIODS WILL DO THAT TO A MAN

THIS IS MY WORLD YALL HOS JUST LIVE IN IT
WWW.MYSPACE.COM/BUNNY420

Holly shit...
that dude went abeshit!!!
what pissed him off ???
:O

Yes, it's Russian. A girl keeps screaming "Stop him!" while the biggest guy of the bunch, the asshole in the white shirt, just keeps taping. :P

DWF - they keep the blinds closed at my cubicle-city job. And if we open them, security comes back by and closes them after a few hours. Something about energy conservation with the air conditioning or something...

I was thinking it sounded German at first, then later, a little more Slavic, possibly Russian. Folks in Russian and the other ex-USSR countries will take your ass out, no questions. I wouldn't be surprised at all if this wasn't fake.

Submitted by libby on June 5, 2008 - 8:24am.
If you are certain that's it's Chinese

Libby, I'm not certain, cuz it's so hard to hear the voices. It def wasn't Japanese.

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Borregos

Madame D,
Actually, that “Fire” instead of “Help” dates back to the 60’s and the murder of Kitty Genovese in Queens.

“A man overtook her and began stabbing her. She screamed. People of nearby apartment houses turned on their lights and opened their windows. She screamed again: ``Oh, my God, he stabbed me! Please help me!''

A man in a window shouted: ``Let that girl alone.'' The attacker walked away. Apartment lights went out and windows slammed shut. The victim staggered toward her apartment. But the attacker returned and stabbed her again.

``I'm dying!'' she cried.

Windows opened again. The attacker entered a car and drove away. Windows closed, but the attacker soon came back again. His victim had crawled inside the front door of an apartment house at 82-62 Austin St. He found her sprawled on the floor and stabbed her still again. This time he killed her.

It was not until 3:50 that morning -- March 13, 1964 -- that a neighbor of the victim called police.”

Police said that at least 38 of her neighbors had witnessed at least one of her killer's three attacks but had none come to her aid or called the police..

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Fake!!! How the hell can he just trow monitors around? Don't they have wires/cables attached to them. You can't just pick one up and trow it.

I know this office. This is HOMEGAIN.COM.

I knew this would happen... i hope they get sued (again)+

you mean restraining right? The people needed to restrain but that nut job needed to refrain..

@ Lala 11_7 : That's badass. I think I love you.

and @ ME: I just saw something on the news, a man was hit by a car, on a busy street, many people passing on foot and in vehicles. NO ONE stopped to see if he was ok. He laid, in the middle of the street, motionless for several minutes, until, by chance a police officer drove up on the scene.
Dude is paralyzed now.
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That's outrageous but I can see it. I think it's a reason we were taught in school (self defense class in gym! junior high!) to yell FIRE! instead of rape as more people would be apt to respond I mean, can you believe that shit? Even as a 'petite' easily overpowered woman I try and do something. I only had a chance once- I was looking for my coat at one of those cluster fuck giant off campus parties in college. I walked into the wrong room I guess (drunk) and watched a few guys kind of hovering over a woman clearly passed out on the bed. I was so angry I threw a vcr towards them and started screaming loud as I could (couldn't think of anything else right at the time and it was enough to distract them). Sure enough reinforcements came and they never did anything. Or rather never got the chance (she was still clothed). It gives me chills. I also lived a block from an el station (back in Chicago) and a woman got raped broad daylight on that platform and no one called for help. That freaked me out beyond comprehension. Someone mentioned the 4 horsemen? I think we need those fuckers to clean this place up. It's wild out there.

Fuck refraining as soon as he hit the first guy with the keyboard I would have left. This is obviously an opportunity for me to take the day off. My defence would be, "How do I know he didn't have a gun?" I wouldn't just do nothing..I'd announce "it's time to go" meaning let's get the hell out of here. Then I'd call 911 from the safety of my car as I pull out the parking lot.

Sincerely,
Alana Smithee

lol but why is no one refraining him? he looks like the lightest guy in the office. all of those beer belly co-workers needed to throw him to the floor or something. but you know those 2 chicks were happy as hell he broke the cpu's. they've been anonymously slipping in complaints about the outdated machines for months. now hopefully their dreams of flat panel heaven will be realized haha

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"This is all rather 'may-jah'..."

~Posh-esque

The whole thing only last 3 minutes? Seems longer with everyone just standing there.

Alexandra <3

This is the fakest crap ever. Please, why would everyone just stand around like that. Most people would be rushing for the door! Give me a break!

"All Those Who Wander Are Not Lost."

So, what does he get? 01)The anger management course, 02)The harassement course, 03)The nicorette gum for his smoking withdrawl issues?

Uh.......he did get fired, right?

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How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz

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ASK MABEL!!!

Who pissed in his cheerios?

Submitted by cissy on June 5, 2008 - 10:04am.
Real or not, how messed up is it that everyone pulls out their cells... not to call the cops, but to record it? 100 years from now when we're trying to figure out what was the downfall of humanity, we'll realize that it isn't nuclear weapons, it isn't the loosening of sexual morality... it's fricking YouTube.
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I just saw something on the news, a man was hit by a car, on a busy street, many people passing on foot and in vehicles. NO ONE stopped to see if he was ok. He laid, in the middle of the street, motionless for several minutes, until, by chance a police officer drove up on the scene.

WTF?

Dude is paralyzed now.

My suspicion that it's fake is because all of the shades are drawn on the windows -- to keep out glare for better viewing? Then again, might just be because it's easier to see monitors when there's no glare.

the 2nd video is INSANE! woah

MK

24 yrs ago I had a cubicle like that, though smaller, in fed. govt HQ (Ottawa) I had to get the safety people in to do an assessment of air quality - 0% oxygen. they made the dept rearrange everything. LMAO

I'm not so sure this shit is fake. The first one looks fake because there's no sound, but in the second one you realize they're speaking Russian. Russian bitches are crazy and I love them. Someone should translate this hotness!

Real or not, how messed up is it that everyone pulls out their cells... not to call the cops, but to record it? 100 years from now when we're trying to figure out what was the downfall of humanity, we'll realize that it isn't nuclear weapons, it isn't the loosening of sexual morality... it's fricking YouTube.

I.V,
CROP DUSTING - Surreptitiously farting while passing thru a cube farm, then enjoying the sounds of dismay and disgust; leads to PRAIRIE DOGGING.....

LMAO!!! I would never do that!!!!

(pfffft)

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This is totally scripted. You can almost feel the directing calling action just before the video starts. No office - ever - had this much "business" going on at any given time. The first AD has got everyone in their marks, the director calls action, the business begins and then the guy starts to flip out. Even what people say "He threw the monitor at her" sound scripted. in reality people would be swearing and saying less "on the nose" comments.

Even the cell footage is set up to get the security guy to enter from the edge of the frame with the "crazy" guy just around the corner for best effect. Good "blocking" dudes.

Having said that, it is cathartic - you get the sense of rage being let loose. If we could all to this from time-to-time, w/o hurting anyone, perhaps people wouldn't be so nuts.

There must have been no black people in that office because no way in hell would they let that go on. I'm not racist but come on. And notice all the men hurried out that side door? And the rest hide behind the women? All those men and they couldn't do anything? Before he got that big ass ax in his hand? Pathetic. Thank god that ONE guy did something before that psycho hurt someone.

This is the perfect post for the good old Office Slang (I love beepilepsy):

http://bigpicture.typepad.com/writing/2005/03/new_office_slan.html

♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥
The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do

So fake! I think most people would have gotten the fuck out of that office with a maniac stomping around throwing monitors at people's faces. Instead everyone mills around getting lots of camera time. Fakety fake fake.

Crap! I just noticed the first monitor he threw to the chick has no cables whatsoever. I want one of those wireless monitors! hahaha. Then this is fake.

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-"Fuck you all!! Fuckety Fuck Fuckers! You are not wOrthy opponents! I AM NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH!" - LOVE ANGELINA.

Submitted by Clarisse on June 5, 2008 - 11:43am.
DeeDee,
I love when Milton is talking about how he used to be by the window, and could see the squirrels, and they were married. Married squirrels!
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Ahahaha! I love that movie.

Milton Waddams: [talking on the phone] And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...

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Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system. ~P.J. O'Rourke

My flat screen monitor is light enough for me to hurl accross the office, but it would probably not go very far thanks to the thick ass cable attached to it from the power unit.

That dude has terrible serious issues. I honestly hate those idiots who can't control their rage and unleash it against anyone and everyone. Fuck, people! practice meditation or yoga, for fuck's sake. Having a bad day is no reason to make such a fool of yourself.

I would knock him unconscious and lock him up in the cleaning closet until he's ready to chill. I'll add a hungry tiger in there, for good measure.

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-"Fuck you all!! Fuckety Fuck Fuckers! You are not wOrthy opponents! I AM NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH!" - LOVE ANGELINA.

Stock Broker,
No! I do not miss the cube farm life! I just sit in my office and watch the ducks now.

*for all of you fuzzie luvers, Momma Mallard just hatched 8 baby fuzzies!!! swimmin right out side my window!!!*

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This happened the day that Entertainment Tonight reported the false rumors of the Pitt-Jolie twin birth. Larry just couldn't believe he had been duped by ET in such a hideoous way.

I would have thrown a monitor at him & knock him off his ass.

Glad I have a private office.

@Dawnie

Long time no see kiddo!

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Hey, Fucko, we like to call it inter-species erotica.

@Miso:

Hey girl! And LOVE your avi! *smooch*

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We sit side by side in every class;
Teacher thinks that I sound funny
but she likes the way you sing

Boy...I wish a motherfucker WOULD go off like that at my office...

This bitch would go OFF!!! It would give me a real good reason to get all of my anger out about gas prices, food prices, mortgage prices, birth control prices!!!...I would handle that fucker as if he were a garlic and cheddar biscuit from Red Lobster...EAT HIM UP!!!

I love how it took almost five minutes for somebody to grow a set of stones and confront old boy...

PRICELESS!!!

I'm was waiting for Bill Lumbergh from Office Space to come in and say ``Yeah I'm gonna need to you clean up this mess and clean out your desk. That would be great...

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Hey, Fucko, we like to call it inter-species erotica.

Submitted by libby on June 6, 2008 - 12:24am.

whoever made the comment about large, old-style monitors---that should have been my first clue that they weren't in Japan. My good friend lived in Tokyo for years, and from what he told me, old shit like that would have been thrown out long ago.

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I live in Japan and I work in an office where they still have those big ass monitors. And go to any city office in Japan and a lot of them still have them.

Old shit get used here still lol.

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Hey, Fucko, we like to call it inter-species erotica.

DeeDee,
I love when Milton is talking about how he used to be by the window, and could see the squirrels, and they were married. Married squirrels!

The Pitt squirrel was always running around looking for his nuts!

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fun!!

If this had been a post office, they'd all be dead by now.

This is fucked up.

Four day vacay to Osaka starting tomorrow!! WOOOOOHHHH!! I love four day weekends!!!!!!!!

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TimTams Rule!

Submitted by Clarisse on June 5, 2008 - 10:23am.
JuneStar,
Someone stole his red Swingline.
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LMAO! Next time he's going to burn the place down.

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Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system. ~P.J. O'Rourke