Thursday, June 5th 2008
Luck Be A Fugly
Most of us have spent hours playing the slots in Las Vegas and walked away with shit! The only thing we've gotten out of it is back pain and a few watered down cocktails. Well, Candy Spelling's ass won $180,000 at a slot machine at The Bellagio. A year ago, Candy won $200,000 at the Bellagio slots.
The woman is worth a reported $600 million. TMZ reports that she also won a car last year in a charity raffle. Her vagina is probably shaped like a four leaf clover.
I really hope that after Candy won that money, she called up Tori and said, "Guess what, bitch? I just won $180,000 and you aren't going to see a dime of that shit! Oink! Oink!"
She will blow it all on hats.
James Haven was at a dinner with Angie, and had the misfortune of sitting next to Candy Spelling. Things were going quite well until those darn Marqurita's started kicking in! James Haven told Candy she bared quite a resemblance to Mimi La Rue. James Haven did not know Mimi was a dog, he thought it was Tori's child (they look so much alike). Candy had James Haven tossed from the dinner and Angie wouldn't speak to James Haven for days.
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
like she already hadn't hit the lottery by marrying Aaron Spelling? Because somehow I doubt it was the googly eyes that was the big turn on for her...she may be a lucky bitch!
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yeah, I said it! what?
^♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥ She is my favor. I saw her new sexy privacy pho0tos in site ‘’W e a l t h y L o v I n g . c o m ’’. So wonder. She is always dating young billionaire on that site.^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
If Miss Piggy went to Nikki Cox's plastic surgeon, she would look exactly like this.
One of the joys of being an old...fat...hairy...male troll is that some young hottie will find a way to get naked with you.This option is NOT available to Candy Spelling.BWAHAHAHAHA.Enjoy the 180k you spent 2m to get.
Submitted by nebajnim on June 5, 2008 - 1:38pm.
Typical gambler's bullshit. I bet, no, I am sure, this broad lost about three million on the slots within the last couple of months.
I love hearing these old retired bastards tell me about how they went down to West Virginia's casino and won $500 as soon as they walked in the door. Then you find out they go down there 3 times a week and lose at least $50 every time. So they really are losing a ton of cash. Way to get an old persons meager social security check!
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Damn skippy.
You can't win in a casino.
Your only option is to look stylish while losing.
"I really hope that after Candy won that money, she called up Tori and said, "Guess what, bitch? I just won $180,000 and you aren't going to see a dime of that shit! Oink! Oink!"
LMAO MK. I hope she did that, too.
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600 million and HGTV hair. Sad.
Ventriloquist's dummy. Scared the fuck out of me, that did.:(
Submitted by girl_cheese on June 5, 2008 - 11:14am.
Who would be the most embarassing mother to have - this hollywood dipshit or the mom with giant chichis (see above). I actually do not know.
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Dina Lohan, by a mile.
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“Sometimes my mind don't shake and shift....but most of the time it does..."
-Fiona Apple "Fast As You Can"
Maybe she's putting all those winnings into a trust for the grandkids!
"turtle searching for a new shell"
Spot on! Love it!
Alien.
Who would be the most embarassing mother to have - this hollywood dipshit or the mom with giant chichis (see above). I actually do not know.
You mean to tell me with these cash prizes won, let alone the money inherited, she still walks around looking like a blonde-tressed turtle searching for a new shell?!
Buy a neck and a clue, bitch!
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on June 5, 2008 - 12:21pm.
Her greens are clashing. She needed to wear peridot with that shit.
Money doesn't buy style!
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Best fucking comment of the day. Well said and SO true. Bitch needs to learn how to dress. Ya gotta know your greens for sure.
Poor woman, still mourning the passing of her beloved Pookie.
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That old black magic has me in its spell
That old black magic that you weave so well
Typical gambler's bullshit. I bet, no, I am sure, this broad lost about three million on the slots within the last couple of months.
I love hearing these old retired bastards tell me about how they went down to West Virginia's casino and won $500 as soon as they walked in the door. Then you find out they go down there 3 times a week and lose at least $50 every time. So they really are losing a ton of cash. Way to get an old persons meager social security check!
She is probably losing millions for every few hundred thousand dollars won.
Bet tori's sweating that out. Compulsive gambling can consume a fortune toot-sweet.
Her greens are clashing. She needed to wear peridot with that shit.
Money doesn't buy style!
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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
Why does a bitch worth $600 million (and who is responsible for Tori Spelling) win money and cars?
Life, you are ghey.
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[you guys have inspired me ;p]
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She should wear a welder's mask all the time.
BITCH! See! Why, WHY is it that the fuckers here in CA that win the lotto are either:
1. Already fucking rich
2. So old they'll never spend it
3. Illegal immigrants
Billionairs shouldn't be ALLOWED to gamble/play lotto, etc.
FUCK THEM! RICH FUCKERS!
If only Angelina could have luck like this at the slots!
Well! I see where Tori gets her looks!
I think Candy used her lotto winnings to mess with MK's site.
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Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system. ~P.J. O'Rourke
Candy Spelling is hideous and this article makes me sick! Oh well, maybe she's lucky in turn for being so unattractive. Like that age-old question, would you rather have good looks or money? I guess we can't have it all!
Candy must have had "horseshoe insertion" surgery along with everything else.
I bet the invite to dinner from Tori is on its way!
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
Submitted by christine the hoff on June 5, 2008 - 11:34am.
you know, cause another "chosen" one is about to shoot out of brangalina's sacred vag..
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Correction: shoot out of Brangelina's sacred C-Section scar.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
in order to win a measly 180 grand I bet she put in 5 mil. such stupid bitches with so much money make me sick
lol dawnalina!
COMPLETELY on topic, I bought a fan cause it's fucking hot here and the goddamm thing needs to be assembled! WTF?
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"you're rich! your pictures have brushstrokes and your statues have wieners!"
You forgot to mention that she was at the 1,000 dollar slot machines...you know, the ones behind the red ropes that we walk by on our way to the quarter slots. The ones that are ALWAYS deserted. HA. I mean, holy hell...no one in their right mind would take a chance on that kind of machine! Cept Candy!! Bitch!
She better give it to her grandchildren!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
Makes sense that a celebrity would win.... *sigh* life is so cruel LOL
*Smile Bitches*
@CTH:
Then I will honor the sacred births by adding a "alina" to my name. Dawnalina, I am now.
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We sit side by side in every class;
Teacher thinks that I sound funny
but she likes the way you sing
I didn't know Goldie Hawn was married to Aaron Spelling! No wonder Tori and Kate both have horse heads.
i love j lo
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“This feels like my first real marriage. The first one was a show, the second one was a con, and this one is the real deal."
- Charlie Sheen told guests at his wedding
Dawndawniedawnalina
It's actually Christinalina Hoffalina.
you know, cause another "chosen" one is about to shoot out of brangalina's sacred vag..
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"you're rich! your pictures have brushstrokes and your statues have wieners!"
i want to keep her in my purse - better than a rabbit's foot. damn, i don't even make that much in a year in my own currency :(
yippee!☺
It's easy to win though if you have absolutely no fear of losing money. You just keep playing till you win. Most of us don't have $10K of seed money to sit down to the $1 slots with.
I wouldn't call her lucky, just rich with way too much time on her hands.
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"The 'Like, Whoah' emphasizes the taxing of the ass" -- Urbandictionary.com inspired by comingback
SO fucking unfair.
J.Lo's Mom won a ton of money too last year.....
these people have more money than they can ever spend.....really, really unfair.
But I'm not bitter about it. At all....
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“This feels like my first real marriage. The first one was a show, the second one was a con, and this one is the real deal."
- Charlie Sheen told guests at his wedding
shes got all that plastic surgery and came out looking likle a muppet!
NEENER NEENER YOU NEED A WEINER!
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
OMG *dies*
LMAO @ Hoffalina
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We sit side by side in every class;
Teacher thinks that I sound funny
but she likes the way you sing
Is it just me or does it look like her cleavage is actually drawn in at the top?
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Dear Candy
please use a portion of your winnings and buy several paper bags to wear on your head.
thanks
The Hoffalina.
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"you're rich! your pictures have brushstrokes and your statues have wieners!"