Thursday, June 5th 2008
The Hottest Waiter Of All Time
I'll have the Becks batter soup, followed by the slow-cooked Becks beef, and finally the Becks cream pie with extra cream.
Here's David Beckham looking like he's ready to serve you at the opening of Gordon Ramsay's new restaurant in Los Angeles. Unfortunately, Gordon did not name it "FUCKIN' DONKEY!"
Wenn, Wireimage
why why why has no one mentioned the awful hair transplant that has clearly been added to the front of his head????????? i mean c'mon !
What makes him hot is that he's an athletic dedicated dad and hubby. I'd normally include his British accent but not in this case, for whenever he opens his mouth and speaks, everything goes down hill from there only to see the reason why he squeaks the way he does. It's because someone has him by the balls,, but of course in a good way:) Now who is really HOT is Gordon Ramsay!! I love his reality show where he goes in and snaps the whip on Restaurant Owners who cant see the light of day with their "fucking bloody" shitty food and service!
"The More You Know, The Less You Need"
^ He is not a good husband. ♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥ He is busy with his online dating thing, His profile was seen at dating site "W e a l t h y l o v I n g . c o m" yesterday. A rumor goes that he is dating a young single woman on that site.
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good christ ramsay is a sexy man. I always think becks is gorgeous until i see him next to a real man. mmmmmmm "fuck me!" indeed.
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"She's a slut and she knows it... she wants to root all the boys... she can't help taking the drugs on a Saturday niight, she can't help being a slut on a Saturday NIIIGHT!" Mr G
Always sets off my gaydar. Gimme a break.
Submitted by loric on June 5, 2008 - 5:09pm.
Can you just imagine the sexy-time sauces he can come up with?
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Forget Becks-I'll take Gordon any time, any day.
He is a hot piece-plus he can cook!
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God be with you, dumbass.
Which one is the entree, and which one is dessert?
Bravo to Chef for having a pretty wife (???) and one who dresses nice and age-appropriate.
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
I dig bow ties.They're just tricky fashion-wise.Becks flops here.
I believe you Pheonix, same here. Not one twitch of the pussy.
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Submitted by zomay on June 5, 2008 - 2:33pm.
Would you guys believe me if I said that this guy has never excited me. NEVER.
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I agree. Granted, I'm nothing to look at myself, but for some reason he really doesn't seem very hot to me....
www.myspace.com/mle62
They are all poncey fucking twats IMO.
Where did Ramsay get that stupid accent anyway?
He's such a wanker.
He knows how to wear clothes, that's for sure. Love him.
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass."
He may look like a hot waiter but Posh still won't eat.
Would you guys believe me if I said that this guy has never excited me. NEVER.
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I don't know...... there's something too effeminite about his whole look. The smirk the delicacy of his face, his slender body the blondish hair the tight waistcoat. Its just not very masculine, its a turn-off IMO
oh waiterrrrr, I'll take you! and a Gordon on the side,,,
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He is a blond Fabio...
It's the never failing smirk on his face.
Blech!
Submitted by loozer on June 5, 2008 - 11:00am.
No Waiter! I said "FORK".
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I'd hardly be complaining about it. I totally want to hear about his "specials."
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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
Agh, so obvious he's had some hair plugs.
And likely some butt plugs.
The C word,
Yea! Sexify them via phone! Tell em what your wearing!!! *wink wink*
Nitwitty,
He's wearing shoes?
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Run! It's the clergy!
At the rate he and Posh spend money, he better get used to wearing that uniform.
Alright, fess up! Who was cock blocking me from all this hotness?! And, I think Posh is falling down on the job. Look at Beck's shoes! I know it's hard to tear your eyes away from his crotch, but egads! I think he rolled Danny Tario (sp?) for those nasts.
FUCKING DONKEY!
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" He totally has drug dealer face and drug dealer pits. Drug dealers start sweating profusely around government buildings. They do"
No Waiter! I said "FORK".
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You played dead
But you never bled
Instead you lay still in the grass
All coiled up and hissin
He looks like he is in the ensemble cast of Sweeny Todd on Broadway.
Submitted by Clarisse on June 5, 2008 - 12:51pm.
The C word,
Here my little inside tip to the whole internet usage...Flirt with the IT guys! Pass it on!
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Mine are hundreds of kms away in another office...oh well, maybe I'll call them with an inane question in my best sexay voice. Then I'll praise the heck outta them when they answer: "Ooooh, you guys are sooo smart! Thanks soooo much for alllll of your help!" (giggle)
OnT: Thank you Jeezus that my boss is not like Gordon.
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
michael K, comments weren't working for me either.
on topic, becks can bend the hoff over any day.
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"you're rich! your pictures have brushstrokes and your statues have wieners!"
Becks isn't smart enough to be a waiter at a good high-end restaurant.
Damn, I had the shakes there for a bit. Did someone say chocolate balls? I love mine extra moist.
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Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system. ~P.J. O'Rourke
Submitted by Michael K on June 5, 2008 - 11:43am.
TEEEEEEEEESTICLES!
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And?
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We sit side by side in every class;
Teacher thinks that I sound funny
but she likes the way you sing
The C word,
Here my little inside tip to the whole internet usage...Flirt with the IT guys! Pass it on!
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Run! It's the clergy!
Submitted by Clarisse on June 5, 2008 - 12:46pm.
The C word,
Jesus,i know! I almost pulled something out to...to...work on!
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Heehee, me too. I keep waiting for my boss to have "the talk" with me about internet usage, but until then...
OnT: figures Posh isn't there since this has to do with food and she doesn't do food.
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
Hey, guys! Hey, MK! How r y'all doing?
NUDE PARK!
I wanna see dongs. Lots and lots of dongs.
Clarrise:
Chocolate Salty Ballz
The C word,
Jesus,i know! I almost pulled something out to...to...work on!
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Run! It's the clergy!
Hot... Gordon Ramsey can donkey me any day...
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
I want me some Becksfast. He he.
Go anyways MK, and bring back pics.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
Submitted by Michael K - Sorry! Comment DB crashed. Think it's fine now and if not, I'm quitting for the day and going to the nude park.
D-u-d-e, I'm reporting you! ;)
GD it MK!! LOL.
I thought I might actually have to WORK today.
VAGGGGINAAA
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Sluttsville,
Chocolate....
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Run! It's the clergy!
Say hello to Tom Cruise at the nudey park.
Damn MK you beat me to the punch with testicles...damn you!
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
This is not good - I got the shakes when the site wasn't working.
OnT: nice bowtie; is it a clip-on?
Oh, and I hate Gordon Ramsay.
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
Test...test...testicles!!! It always comes full circle eh, MK?
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Run! It's the clergy!
Very hot indeed.
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