Solange Is A Pro
Solange Knowles was performing in Kansas City, Missouri when a terrible accident happened. No, the terrible accident wasn't the show's organizers finding out they got Solange instead of Beyonce. A piece of metal from the doorway fell on Solange's foot, breaking it! Solange didn't let that stop her and she kept performing. She was rushed to the hospital after the show.
A spokeswhore for Solange said, "Ms Knowles continued to head out to the stage and performed her full set while in extreme pain. Immediately following her performance, she was rushed to the hospital where she learned her foot was indeed broken." Solange will continue the tour with her foot in a cast.
You know Beyonce's weave has telekinetic powers and she used it to sabotage Solange. It didn't work! Take that Beyonce!
Seriously, Solange has no choice but to perform. It's either perform with a broken foot or go back to the basement.
Below is Solange's newest video which was paid for with leftover pennies from Beyonce's manicure fund.
Three skanks wearing wigs, seen it a milion times before
He is best. He has been worse than that, when he is worse he is little better than a beast.
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the song is cute but Solange can't sing nor perform in videos. her singing sounds like she's squeezing while taking a dump. bye now.
ImpertinentVixen:
the name beyonce is made up.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
I'm about to lose all credibility... but I liked it. I'm sober tonight, so maybe it's the DTs.
wow that was embarassingly bad. maybe she should go after mama knowles dress designer career instead of beyonce's...
God, I hate those freakshows with abnormal work ethic. Working "in extreme pain" is weird, and I don't need people giving society the impression that it's okay for ME to work with cramps, a pimple, or god forbid hungover!!
Submitted by chefcammi on June 5, 2008 - 2:27pm.
that shit reminds me of Kim Waynans singing When The Saints Go Marching In omn I'm Gonna Git You Sucka.
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That scene is hilarious! Oh when the say-aints (screeching) go marchhhhhing in... The guy said damn she must be related to the director. LOL
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Were they hopeing that the visuals would distract from her lack of singing talent?
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ok, we don't deserve this...another knowles!
HELL NO!!!!!!
I did not understand a word that was sung/said through the entire video
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That was highly dissapointing. But then again...I don't know what I was expecting.
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that shit reminds me of Kim Waynans singing When The Saints Go Marching In omn I'm Gonna Git You Sucka.
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"Isn't this great?
"Oh yeah! I could just eat your head right off"!
Man! Papa Knowles is rough. They may not have to worry about getting felt up under the covers like the Simpson girls, but he knows how to make his kids work.
"Dad, my foot is broken"
"and I'll break the other one if you don't hobble back out there and finish your show!"
She needs to go back to the studio and find a melody for that song. All I hear is hands clapping and some faint, for lack of better word, singing.
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Submitted by chefcammi on June 5, 2008 - 2:03pm.
solange looks like a black haley duff
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She IS a black Haley Duff!
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I played that video clip and my dog fled from the room. WTF was that? I've heard drunk lesbians at the karaoke bar sing better.
If Solange was playing in my backyard, I would not even open the blinds to watch from my window.
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Are her concerts free to the public? Trying to imagine who might pay to see Beyonce's sister ... but I'm not coming up with ... no, not getting anything. The most clueless I know around where I live are the gangsta wannabees and not even they would pay 5 bucks for ... yeah, must be free to the public.
solange looks like a black haley duff
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"Isn't this great?
"Oh yeah! I could just eat your head right off"!
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on June 5, 2008 - 1:44pm.
I loved the name Solange until she ruined it. Beyonce just sounds made up.
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I saw a Chris Rock act a while back, and he talked about how her name set black people back 25 years or some shit.
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I loved the name Solange until she ruined it. Beyonce just sounds made up.
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I actually kinda liked that song. I didn't love it or anything, but it wasn't that bad. The video, however.... Could've been a good idea in theory, but it did not work out.
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Sorry to hear about her foot but since when does she perform? and what does she perform circus acts?
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
WTF was that noise?
Put her back in the basement...stat!
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Submitted by day shift stripper on June 5, 2008 - 10:13am.
zoloft, why'd you change your name?
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That video is a joke right?!? I got thru 10 seconds, its worse then a Beyonce song and I HATE Beyonce. Sounds like bootleg Amy Winehouse and I think she sucks too. This chick should just stick to raising her son and living off B.
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Beyonce did it!
Let's be real... her "full set" set was ten minutes.
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Damn! She's ugly. Meh. I'm not amused by her voice, her video or her song and I dislike her sister equally.
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Donna Summer...she's not.
Solong Knowles needs to just pack it up already.
WTF? isn't putting up with her sister enough to ask of us?
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Poor solange, she looks just like her dad and her sister is probably a total bitch.
But I loooove ths song and the video is cool, so props to her
wtf- did they use left over costumes from Dream Girls? I could only do 1 minute - yikes
My god, this video/song is such a crapfest. I couldn't even get through an enitre minute.
Solange's upper lip suggests to me she's always battling a moustache.
" Solange's newest video which was paid for with leftover pennies from Beyonce's manicure fund."
Funny coz it's the truth.
The video is a good idea, and the song isn't too bad....except that it is Solange.....so it will flop.
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“This feels like my first real marriage. The first one was a show, the second one was a con, and this one is the real deal."
- Charlie Sheen told guests at his wedding