Mounds Of Fun
Chichiiiiiiiiiis! I could bounce on those beauties for eternity! Shit, I want to move up in there. The plumbing is probably better than my apartment and she won't even notice. Motorboating those things will end in suffocation.
Meet the ravishing beauty known as Maxi Mounds. Maxi's 36MMM chichis has won her the Guinness World Record for the largest breast implants in the world! Mmmmmmm is right!
Maxi's chichis weigh around 20 pounds each and they are still growing thanks to the "polypropylene string" treatment. Metro UK reports that in 2000, she had her implants taken out and the pockets filled with plastic string. A solution was injected to make the breasts produce fluid and inflate. The procedure has since been banned in the United States.
You know Xtina will look like this in a couple of years. Oh and remember that flat-chested bitch Sheyla Hershey? She's the FFF tittied chick from Texas that wants to beat the world's record. She needs to hang up her no-chichis and call it a day. FAIL!
Below is Maxi in action on "Cristina" a few years ago. I'm in love!!!
Thanks Illiana
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Are there guys that actually find this attractive????? That mug is fug!
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"He is a fag, he is a carrot, he is a former stick (look at old photos) and he is going to die of a brain tumor in less than 2 yrs..."
Submitted by Manimal5 on June 5, 2008 - 2:15pm.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on June 5, 2008 - 2:13pm.
Hi Sock,
If you put your head between those two, you can hear the ocean.
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LOL & take some dramamine in case you get seasick! lol
Having to hear all that sloshing, wonder if she ever craves fish and shrimp for dinner?
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Look Clarisse, I've let you have your way for quite some time now, but those days are over. I need to tell you...Eddie is mine.
*runs away*
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That old black magic has me in its spell
That old black magic that you weave so well
Clarisse: o! lol teee-heee
I thought your avie was Christian Bale in an American Psycho add - look:
http://timesonline.typepad.com/consumer/images/2007/05/02/american_psych...
Maybe I am not able to see your new avie? ARGH! Weird!
Damn internet...well I LOVE YOUR C. Bale avie! lol
kdracofan,
Eddie Izzard. That's today's avie.
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Run! It's the clergy!
Submitted by M.E. on June 5, 2008 - 2:40pm.
Ditto. Hence why I have a prescription for Soma.
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Ugh, I envy you. I got 80 percocets after my surgery, and that was it. Which isn't much, considering I was in bed for nearly a year. Doctors are afraid to give them out. I'm 21 and I've been in pain for 12 years, it's not too much to ask for a good night's sleep once in a while, is it?
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Zoloft Pony is now Day Shift Stripper!
http://www.myspace.com/zoloftpony
Clarisse: on who?
and EastEndGirl: LMAO you might be right!
kdracofan,
Thanks! Yeah, i have such a 12 year olds crush on Eddie.
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Run! It's the clergy!
Submitted by kdracofan on June 5, 2008 - 11:35am.
Make it a gay man and Presto! you have MK's wet dream.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
M.E. on June 5, 2008 - 2:36pm.
That shit looks way uncomfortable.
Why the fuck are these sluts stuck in the 80's with the bleached hair, neon tied dye, belly necklaces, cut off jean shorts...should I go on
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Sooooo.....you don't like cutting edge outfits? lol
(hi m.e.)
Sad, sick and wrong.
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That old black magic has me in its spell
That old black magic that you weave so well
(Clarisse your avie is so hot....*SLURP*)
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Clarisse on June 5, 2008 - 2:37pm.
kdracofan,
There WAS a guy a while back that got breast implants! He did it to win a bet.
I also saw a documentary on Body Dismorph., with a 20 something guy who got ass and calf implants. NASTY!
EW! That's gross and retarted (the boob dude)
Gah! I can't get over her face. It looks like someone hit her with a shovel. I think she should've spent the money on fixing her face instead of getting gynormous circus boobs that do nothing to distract us from her fug face.
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on June 5, 2008 - 2:35pm.
Her money would have been better spent on a therapist, to help her figure out what it was she was trying to overcompensate for.
There aren't breast implants big enough to fix what's wrong with you, honey.
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what she said. ^^^^^^^^
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A video movie could improve your life.
Submitted by day shift stripper on June 5, 2008 - 10:36am.
I find it hard to believe that her back doesn't hurt. I have DDs and my back always hurts. Granted, I have rods and pins in my spine, but you'd think that would help.
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Ditto. Hence why I have a prescription for Soma.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on June 5, 2008 - 2:34pm.
Question:
Why is it always women doing these kind of things to themselves?
Why don't we see surgeries developed to give men an ever expanding cock?
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I wonder the same thing. And I would love to see that type of procedure done on a man. LOL.
kdracofan,
There WAS a guy a while back that got breast implants! He did it to win a bet.
I also saw a documentary on Body Dismorph., with a 20 something guy who got ass and calf implants. NASTY!
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Run! It's the clergy!
That shit looks way uncomfortable.
Why the fuck are these sluts stuck in the 80's with the bleached hair, neon tied dye, belly necklaces, cut off jean shorts...should I go on?
I find it hard to believe that her back doesn't hurt. I have DDs and my back always hurts. Granted, I have rods and pins in my spine, but you'd think that would help.
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Zoloft Pony is now Day Shift Stripper!
http://www.myspace.com/zoloftpony
Manimal
I guess the same is true of cock, a nice thick six inches is fine, but ten inches is just way too much.
course, I'm only speaking for myself.. lol.
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"you're rich! your pictures have brushstrokes and your statues have wieners!"
"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
"Well I want to be a big titty whore!!"
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Her money would have been better spent on a therapist, to help her figure out what it was she was trying to overcompensate for.
There aren't breast implants big enough to fix what's wrong with you, honey.
EastEndGirl: LOL or boobs....boobs like this on a man must be a nice site...lol
Question:
Why is it always women doing these kind of things to themselves?
Why don't we see surgeries developed to give men an ever expanding cock?
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
The length that crazies go to for attention is truly scary as hell....
Check out the bitch's procedure...NOTE: "resulting in almost continuous breast growth after surgery"!!!!
Polypropylene breast implants, also known as string breast implants, are a form of breast implant using polypropylene developed by Dr. Gerald W. Johnson. Due to a number of medical complications, the device has been banned in the European Union and United States.
The implants absorb bodily fluid and expand once inside the body, resulting in almost continuous breast growth after surgery. This eventually results in "extreme, almost cartoonish breast sizes."[1] String implants were only available for a very short time before being removed from the market by the FDA around 2001.[2] Polypropylene implants have created the largest recorded increases in breast size due to surgical augmentation. Polypropylene implants are rarely seen outside the adult entertainment industry.
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Run! It's the clergy!
celine - well, technically her FUPA in't pierced, I just like the word.
FUPA = Fat Upper Pussy Area
Submitted by christine the hoff on June 5, 2008 - 2:26pm.
I remember reading, ( and I have found this to be true,)
that the average man wants a perky B cup and finds that most attractive both visually and sexually.
Definitly, those barrels are not at all sexy.
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Gaaaah!!!! Run!
Her nips must be the size of satellite dishes. Gross!
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Fucking GOTDAYUMN! This bitch is BUSTED!
Submitted by M.E. on June 5, 2008 - 2:23pm.
Why do people who obviously DON'T have the taught tummy and cute belly button, insist on getting their FUPA's pierced?
pardon my ignorace but what is a FUPA?
Nice momjeans jeanshorts, nasty ho.
She could almost get a job in the sex industry except for the rest of her body
Is that an ass tat or just a big ass fucking bruise???
Submitted by Manimal5 on June 5, 2008 - 7:25pm.
When she lays down on her back, midgets start playng 'king of the hill'.
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I doubt she can lay down on her back. Her tits would probably kill her if she did.
~*~"Me and my husband rarely get a few mommy, daddy nights out" ~ Xtina to E! on May 31st
"I eat and eat and eat and I never get any thinner" ~ Homer Simpson~*~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bH2Cc1M9zQs
Her expression in the 1st thumb puts it right....
DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by kacky on June 5, 2008 - 2:19pm.
Oh that's just sad. Plus, ouch! I'm only a 36D and my hands are numb from the straps cutting into the tendons on my shoulders.
i think you need a new bra! that should not be happening lol....go to victoria secret and get a nice comfy one, im a 38DD and i never had that problem!
Why do these big fake-titted bitches always have busted faces? http://www.notontheguestlist.wordpress.com
I remember reading, ( and I have found this to be true,)
that the average man wants a perky B cup and finds that most attractive both visually and sexually.
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"you're rich! your pictures have brushstrokes and your statues have wieners!"
this... technique that was used to create these things... does it allow them to just keep growing over the years? it sounds really unpredictable.
these chichis have to be hurting her or it's like mk said and she can't feel them.
Next she's gonna have to go to the ER for an imbeded chain.
In the video, I swear she also has a tat on her ass cheek. **retches**
http://fuzzygalore.buzznet.com
When she lays down on her back, midgets start playng 'king of the hill'.
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The correct spanish slang for big titties is Chichotas. Chichis refer to small titties. It this skank's case you would say "pince chichotas"
Submitted by Manimal5 on June 5, 2008 - 2:15pm.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on June 5, 2008 - 2:13pm.
Hi Sock,
If you put your head between those two, you can hear the ocean.
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Haaaaaahaaaaahaaaaaaaa...!
@pomengranate: dlisters inspire me so. :)
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
Submitted by kacky on June 5, 2008 - 11:19am.
I'm only a 36D and my hands are numb from the straps cutting into the tendons on my shoulders.
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At the risk of giving out too much information, I am 5-foot-three and a natural 44D. My back hurts constantly between my shoulder blades.
MM is a lying weasel, heavily medicated, or delusional. Or any combination thereof.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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The plastic surgery field is such an ethical quagmire. If you want to have gender reassignment surgery, you have to go through intense counseling and live as the opposite sex for a pre-determined period of time before you're eligible for the procedure.
Yet, if you have enough cash and want to look like Barbie, a catwoman, a cartoon sex doll, a celebrity or whatever kind of Peter Pan facsimile Michael Jackson yearns to be, you can find a surgeon who'll take your business.
Why do people who obviously DON'T have the taught tummy and cute belly button, insist on getting their FUPA's pierced?
Michael K, how could you not have chosen the cut-offs and bikini top for your main pic? It's perfect from the babooshka to the ever-so-dainty tummy chain which is stretched to the max and I'm sure will leave a mark for weeks when removed.
Soo...when she eats..does she just lay the plate on the mounds and go from there?
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~