Mounds Of Fun
Chichiiiiiiiiiis! I could bounce on those beauties for eternity! Shit, I want to move up in there. The plumbing is probably better than my apartment and she won't even notice. Motorboating those things will end in suffocation.
Meet the ravishing beauty known as Maxi Mounds. Maxi's 36MMM chichis has won her the Guinness World Record for the largest breast implants in the world! Mmmmmmm is right!
Maxi's chichis weigh around 20 pounds each and they are still growing thanks to the "polypropylene string" treatment. Metro UK reports that in 2000, she had her implants taken out and the pockets filled with plastic string. A solution was injected to make the breasts produce fluid and inflate. The procedure has since been banned in the United States.
You know Xtina will look like this in a couple of years. Oh and remember that flat-chested bitch Sheyla Hershey? She's the FFF tittied chick from Texas that wants to beat the world's record. She needs to hang up her no-chichis and call it a day. FAIL!
Below is Maxi in action on "Cristina" a few years ago. I'm in love!!!
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she looks a lot like the late drag queen Divine.
calling John Waters!!
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"you're rich! your pictures have brushstrokes and your statues have wieners!"
Why oh why would you want to look like that? I'm a 36DDD post-baby and will definately get a reduction in the future. I can't imagine being a MMM. At least I have a nice face to go with the boobs. Can't say the same for Maxi.
P.S. Maxi makes me think of 1) having your period & 2) a dog
Big fake nasty tits on a 50 year old white trash pig? Hey lady time to fit the fug face!
Is that poison ivy in the background?!
Why?
that is fucking sick.
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“This feels like my first real marriage. The first one was a show, the second one was a con, and this one is the real deal."
- Charlie Sheen told guests at his wedding
uhh, lady is nuts
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Good Chr*st! She looks GOOD in the pink pic, in comparison to the blue pic! And yes, she has birthed some young-uns, from the looks of her stretch marks. I'd rather be Wonky's spawn, than call this beast mommy!
Submitted by Manimal5 on June 5, 2008 - 10:08am.
So these things are just gonna keep growing?
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And if so, I'm a guessing they're gonna essplode!
Oh that's just sad. Plus, ouch! I'm only a 36D and my hands are numb from the straps cutting into the tendons on my shoulders.
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A video movie could improve your life.
Her back doesnt hurt? Lying fucking bitch! of COURSE it hurts you lying cunt!
~*~"Me and my husband rarely get a few mommy, daddy nights out" ~ Xtina to E! on May 31st
"I eat and eat and eat and I never get any thinner" ~ Homer Simpson~*~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bH2Cc1M9zQs
Nice stretch marks. This woman is the train wreck of boobies.
well that taint right at all
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
Cristina ha? lol I haven't watch her show in ages.
I have 3 words: WHAT THE FUCK!?
Submitted by The C word on June 5, 2008 - 2:04pm.
As a general rule, your breast size should not be bigger than your IQ.
But there are always exceptions.
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LMAO! This pic could be tomorrow's Caption This contest, and C word is already the winner! Done!
Comparing these things to cow udders is an insult to cows.
She may have big boobs, but her face is ugly as hell. She should cut back on her enlargement allowance to get that face rebuilt .....she must be a big hit down at the truck stop.
She should have had the surgeon just grow some tumors in there. Oh wait, I guess that's what they are.
When will women learn that HUGE BACK BRAKING TITS DOES NOT = SEXY!
Moronic fucktard.
~*~"Me and my husband rarely get a few mommy, daddy nights out" ~ Xtina to E! on May 31st
"I eat and eat and eat and I never get any thinner" ~ Homer Simpson~*~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bH2Cc1M9zQs
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on June 5, 2008 - 2:13pm.
Hi Sock,
If you put your head between those two, you can hear the ocean.
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Manimal5, please. The mere thought....*puke*
Noticed the blue tinge to her chichis too.
Perhaps necrosis from poor circulation is setting in.
How does this woman get a mammogram or even do a breast self-exam?
I can't imagine being so fucking desperate and ignorant I had to make a career out of having freak show breasts.
Who cares about health when you can have ugly calendars, anyways?
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
*scratching little sock monkey head*
To motorboat these huge puppies...er..Do you...uh....er..grab both..can you just..mmm..does somebody...uh..rope...hmmm...I don't get it. *shaking little sock monkey head*
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
That navel piercing is screaming, but her tits (and the people gawking at them) are drowning out the noise.
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Submitted by dustbunny on June 6, 2008 - 3:10am.
HINT: If the bikini top can't cover your nipples, it's too small.
And I thought Tara Weed's Frankennipple looked icky.
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TimTams Rule!
Honey, they don't make you look skinny. You look like a big girl with freak show tatas.
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I hate you all, your mom's a whore.
I'll bet she can't even see her hoo-ha anymore.
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Don't her hips look so slim though?
Submitted by Dirk Diggler on June 5, 2008 - 10:06am.
Only gay men could possibly love those chichilizas because they are so over the top!
Mmmm, chichilizas!
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I'm hungry more messican now.
HINT: If the bikini top can't cover your nipples, it's too small.
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She must be a big hit at PTA meetings.
The C word: HA HA HA!
Christopher Eccleston's Concubine: double HA!
Angry Mom: Why? Because she's a mental patient with money.
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
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"Naw hunny, ever time ya tit's goes up a size, yur waste looks tinier! wood i lie ta you?"
Oi.
Chris,
You don't have to like women to like boob's! They are like tiggers...they bounce!!! and you can hide stuff in there!
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Run! It's the clergy!
So these things are just gonna keep growing?
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The doctor who did this surgery should no longer have a license. And, she needs long-term psychotheraphy for wanting to mutilate herself.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Has anyone else noticed her tits are BLUE?!
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TimTams Rule!
*cries outta pure fear and disgust*
OMG! the first thumbnail, her areola stick out from BENEATH the bikini!
*cowers in corner*
Only gay men could possibly love those chichilizas because they are so over the top!
Mmmm, chichilizas!
OK, really?
I think it's just a ploy to make the rest of her look skinny. Hmm, not so good of a job done there.
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Don't take life too seriously, you'll NEVER get out of it alive.
So this is what an oil rig looks like in a Jessica Simpson wig.
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TimTams Rule!
Love the stretch marks all over her gut.
Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on June 5, 2008 - 1:03pm.
MK are you sure you're gay?
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He's gay, but he still can't resist ta-ta's :)
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Cross over children. All are welcome. All welcome. Go into the Light.
Ok Nevermind the boobs look at those strech marks and HUBCAP Nipples in the blue bikini!! My eyes will never be th same!!
*Smile Bitches*
According to the "I have been impregnated" stretch marks she is a mother. I am now saying prayers (yeah, bitches...I pray) for her poor, poor ridiculed child. May Ghandi bless him or her. Amen.
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Foreman: "You're addicted to conflict."
House: "[looking at his Vicodin] They changed the name?"
As a general rule, your breast size should not be bigger than your IQ.
But there are always exceptions.
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
This Ho is 3 bagger: One for her head, and two Glad Lawn and Leaf bags for her sloppy cow udders.
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
myspace.com/draya23
If she ever trips & falls forward, she gonna bounce, bounce and bounce some more. *insert sound of a bouncing dodgeball HERE*
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
MK are you sure you're gay?
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TimTams Rule!
A paper bag over the head would've been equally as efficient and she would've saved money on surgery, custom-made bras and back surgery.
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Cross over children. All are welcome. All welcome. Go into the Light.
A horse with udders. Now I've seen everything. And wordy mcword to angry mom--barf.
WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THIS TO YOURSELF?
It's not even attractive. It's gross. Even my husband who is like the biggest "I love fake tits" man ever, thinks this shit is fucking gross.