Thursday, June 5th 2008

Poor Dog

I'm talking about the dog being carried not the two dogs walking. We already know that Nikki Cox has been steadily climbing the fug ladder, but she's bringin Jay Mohr along with her. He was never a hot piece, but he's looking like a slow child toucher more and more every day. Nikki's lips are slowly sucking out any hotness he had in him.

I also think they are planning to do evil things to do that pooch. They are going to feed it to her lips!



TT99's picture

Her face is what makes me think she's older than 30. WHy would a 30-old have such work done? Hello, "Showbiz age!" She's prob 35-38 or something.
_______________________________________________________________________
"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell

PSB's picture

My Gawd! What happened to her? Her Imdb page says she's only 30-years-old:

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0185178/

She used to be one of the most beautiful and hottest women out there. Why did she do this to herself??

~*~*~*~*
http://pornstarbabylon.wordpress.com/

They seem like a good match.I like them together.Her profile was seen at millionaire&celeb dating site ----"AffluentBachelors.com"---- yesterday. A rumor goes that she is dating a young single man on that site.I believe it"s just a rumor.

miso-horny's picture

Ok ESE see ya! *waves*

-----------------------------------------------------
Hey, Fucko, we like to call it inter-species erotica.

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

Submitted by miso-horny on June 6, 2008 - 12:01am.

Miso!!... gotta leave, just wanted to say hi!

OT: no idea what thread this is

-----------------------------
"Lonely is the night, when you find yourself alone.
Your demons come to light, and your mind is not your own."

miso-horny's picture

I used to think she was hot and Jay was kinda cute. But now she looks like she`s wearing wax lips and he looks like Mr. Stay-Puff. WTF!?

*slow child toucher* fucking classic!

-----------------------------------------------------
Hey, Fucko, we like to call it inter-species erotica.

What the hell is wrong with this chick? She used to be hot, but she's obviously gotten facial surgery (why?), botox, lips done, bigger tits, etc. If she keeps going, she's going to look worse than that lion face woman. Dayyymmmmm....

Are you sure that's Nikki Cox?

letinstar's picture

gah... nikki fucked her face up...and jay looks bloated...and old...
____________________________________________
my new ringtone...hotness...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsW58hO8Mok

He looks like the dad from The Incredibles.

Jesus Christ Mohr, I had a pretty low opinion of you before, with this bitch you don't even deserve a dlisted article. Dumb fuck - having a hard time getting laid are you Mohr?

JosiePussycat's picture

Holy Smokes...I think darling Nikki suffers from the same Body dysmorphic disorder that Chloe Lattanzi has...Yuck nobody in Hollywood under thirty should be screwin' with their face that hard.

TT99's picture

Wow. Nikki Cox was never all that hot, but her PR machine always touted her as the "Hot chic" Now they're gonna have to rewire that whole machine to market her as the "Fug Chic with a Really Awful Lip Job" God bless her agent. I wonder what Jay Mohr thinks. Does he just ignore it? Yeah, for this role we're looking for an actress with awfully grotesque lips. Who can we get...?

_______________________________________________________________________
"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell

SpacemanSpiff's picture

Oof! He got buttah-faceded.

.'s picture

You gotta love a woman who sports botox, teefs whitening, lip plumpitude, cheek implants, designer sunglasses, expensive diamonds and yet forgoes the all important bra to properly hold up, lift and support the flopsy mopsies.

-ohmy-'s picture

What in Gods name happened to her face???
She was HOT - now she looks like she had an accident with botox!

*Smile Bitches*

Wow, Nikki looks awful. She used to be so pretty. Jay Mohr got fat. Sad.

TANGELINE's picture

Fuck you MK, you made me PEE my pants!! I am in tears and piss... I hate when you do this to me!!

"a slow child toucher"

My thoughts exactly!!

sybil's picture

Slow child toucher....love it!! The pooch looks terrified...Nikki Cocks needs a support bra, bitches implants are sagging...

shandi's picture

Sorry, I don't have time to read all the posts, but I was wondering if someone could tell me when these two got married?

ITSKTBITCH's picture

"he's looking like a slow child toucher more and more every day."

AHAHAHA.. that just made me lol a lot ;-)

Rumplestiltskin Von Snurfenerklestrombergolsonfriegelsteinbe's picture

MK...you are killing us..

"a slow child toucher"

ROFLMAO
.........................

sammi's picture

How very sad, she used to be so pretty.

Jay DOES look a bit "down."

Son o' Corky!

Stock Broker's picture

WTF happened to her?

Is she injecting Tuppeware in her lips?

Classof1997's picture

Ok, I'm a chick, but even I will admit that she used to be so hot. Why the hell would someone do this to themselves willingly?????

dustbunny's picture

You have to be kidding that she is only 30 y/o! She aged herself baddly with this crap.

http://fuzzygalore.buzznet.com

Barb Dwyer's picture

This shit should be called "Lipsorexia". I cannot believe these women cannot see what they are doing to themselves. What about their husbands? Mine would fucking leave my ass if I made myself look like that intentionally. This is really some crazy shit.

She used to be so hot. Just why? It's not like she's old and needs surgery. She was known as a hottie.

.'s picture

When my 55 cats croak I'm gonna git me one of them cute critters. No, not the plastic people. The DOGGIE.

couple name....MoreCox

Is that too obvious?

Aubrey04's picture

I think that Nikki Cox is still pretty and her outfit is cute. I like how she did the scarf over her skirt -- which is bizarre since usually that's something that turns me off.

She is definitely not as hot as she was a few years ago and she needs to lay off the lip injections, but she is still cute. She already had big lips when she first started in show business.

Jay Mohr looks like Corky from "Life Goes On"

It's bothering me that while her lips are inflated like a baboon red ass, his are completely non-existent. I wonder how they kiss....

Otter Pop's picture

How he can kiss her or even fuck her is beyond me. My pussy lips are smaller than her facial lips.

DR.FUNK's picture

Damn Jay...not good.

MDW's picture

I agree with Bella,

Submitted by Bella on June 5, 2008-12:26pm
Fake lips are hideous and make you look like a clown

KD's picture

Well, since he gained weight, maybe she did too and it just all went to her lips...

It looks like her boobs are trying to hide from eachother, too.

Cunty LaRue's picture

I think it's time to pack up the fitted tee shirts, Jay.

Bella's picture

Fake lips are hideous and make you look like a clown, when are these people going to realise that? Sure, everybody wants a pout like Angelina´s but if you´re not born with it than it ain´t gonna happen. So just leave it the hell alone!

D.R.'s picture

Wow? What happened to them? They both look like different people!

They should let go of the poor dog. It has probably suffered enough.

__________________________________________________
"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.

M.E.'s picture

Possum - she NEVER wears a bra. Her huge, natural (once were) tits are what made her. So all the years of going braless and senor gravity has taken over.

parissucksliterally's picture

Clarisse, if you say so....I stand corrected....

**************************************************
“Sometimes my mind don't shake and shift....but most of the time it does..."
-Fiona Apple "Fast As You Can"

Lory's picture

OMG! She's messed up her face good. And the moral of the story is: If it ain't broke don't fix it bitches. Homegirl looks like a muppet.

_______________________________________________
Let me dirty up your mind.

kdracofan's picture

Clarisse on June 5, 2008 - 3:42pm.
kdracofan!
Creepy! I'm eating Craker Jaks at this very moment!

Speaking of which, rememeber as a kid the kick-ass toys in Craker Jacks...Well, they are shit "toy's" now! Shit little paper toys!

Hmph!
----------------------

Yes they were great toys!
Yummy cracker-jaks...

Possum's picture

Where is her bra?

WTFOMGLOL's picture

Submitted by mccullen on June 5, 2008 - 12:52pm.

what's going on in his jeans in that first thumbnail? god, i'm so gay
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

he's hiding the other puppy in there

Clarisse's picture

PSL,
NO! Back in the day (which was a Tuesday) the prizes ROCKED. You use to get Little plastic toy animals, little toy puzzles, secret message decoders…now they are shit paper prizes. Cracker Jack Fuckers.

*wow, i'm old.*

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Run! It's the clergy!

parissucksliterally's picture

Submitted by mccullen on June 5, 2008 - 12:52pm.

what's going on in his jeans in that first thumbnail? god, i'm so gay.
=========
hahahhahahahahhahaha

**************************************************
“Sometimes my mind don't shake and shift....but most of the time it does..."
-Fiona Apple "Fast As You Can"

mccullen's picture

what's going on in his jeans in that first thumbnail? god, i'm so gay.

NOT IMPRESSED's picture

"slow child toucher" Hahaha. I can see that. They both look like shit.

  • Fug