Thursday, June 5th 2008
Poor Dog
I'm talking about the dog being carried not the two dogs walking. We already know that Nikki Cox has been steadily climbing the fug ladder, but she's bringin Jay Mohr along with her. He was never a hot piece, but he's looking like a slow child toucher more and more every day. Nikki's lips are slowly sucking out any hotness he had in him.
I also think they are planning to do evil things to do that pooch. They are going to feed it to her lips!
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Submitted by Bella on June 5, 2008 - 3:45pm.
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No, it would just make her look worse.
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass."
Her face could be the explaination for Jay's apparent alcohol-bloat.
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Clarisse, as far back as I can remember, there have always been shit toys in Cracker Jacks....lol
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“Sometimes my mind don't shake and shift....but most of the time it does..."
-Fiona Apple "Fast As You Can"
I can´t decide if she looks worse smiling or not smiling...
Is it possible for a plastic surgery disaster like this one to be reversed?
Mike, will you please put back that hottie picture of yourself?
That is all.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
kdracofan!
Creepy! I'm eating Craker Jaks at this very moment!
Speaking of which, rememeber as a kid the kick-ass toys in Craker Jacks...Well, they are shit "toy's" now! Shit little paper toys!
Hmph!
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Run! It's the clergy!
mike, I read his book....(someone gave it to me-lol), about his panic attacks and shit....he does seem like a really nice guy...
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“Sometimes my mind don't shake and shift....but most of the time it does..."
-Fiona Apple "Fast As You Can"
I actually knew Jay in a roundabout way when I lived in L.A. He always seemed like a decent, good-natured guy.
Popcorn anyone?
wow.....how can you be happy looking like that.. how can you do that yourself???
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 5, 2008 - 3:33pm.
orry, dear. I was asking chefcammi. You know, artists raise their children differently.
Artists are special.
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oh, gotcha, ok :D
I'm not here enough to follow the threads too well. carry on lol
EW.... HER FACE! WTF... Gurlll stop with the surgery.
Submitted by chefcammi on June 5, 2008 - 12:33pm.
fuck you.
Sorry, I thought we were both joking around.
Don't know what your problem is.
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Don't call me Norman, call me Chubbsy Ubbsy.
CHUBBY !!!!!!!!!!!!
Wahoooooo!!
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Run! It's the clergy!
Submitted by EmmaB on June 5, 2008 - 3:30pm.
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Great minds, girlie - I thought the same thing ;)
I just downloaded his band's (The Filthy Youth) songs and this guy gets sexier and sexier by the second! God, I need to jump this boy NOW!
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass."
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on June 5, 2008 - 12:27pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 5, 2008 - 3:23pm.
Tell us all about your parenting methods, please.
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huh ? what parenting methods ? :O
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Sorry, dear. I was asking chefcammi. You know, artists raise their children differently.
Artists are special.
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Don't call me Norman, call me Chubbsy Ubbsy.
fuck you.
god i used to have a crush on jay mohr.... before his head and neck became the same width, funny guys make my vageen tingly, i've honestly had sex dreams with conan o'brien.
she looks like she is on the kind of steroids that a doctor prescribes to fight inflammation. so does Lara flynn Boyl. they give you that kind of all over puffiness.
How do they not realize how unnatural they look?
Submitted by chefcammi on June 5, 2008 - 12:31pm.
you had to go there. caddy.
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HAD TO!!!!!
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Don't call me Norman, call me Chubbsy Ubbsy.
Jay Mohr used to be hot. She really DID suck the fug into him.
Muppet & Fatty sitting in a tree...
Ew.
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Don't take life too seriously, you'll NEVER get out of it alive.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 5, 2008 - 3:23pm.
Tell us all about your parenting methods, please.
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you had to go there. caddy.
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"Isn't this great?
"Oh yeah! I could just eat your head right off"!
Submitted by QueenCharisma on June 5, 2008 - 8:28pm.
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I appreciate him. I'd appreciate him til he couldn't walk ;)
Submitted by SubMonkey on June 5, 2008 - 3:29pm.
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big dick ALWAYS trumps an fugly face
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and he's def packing
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True, and true.
Wow, thats sad. I used to think she was so beautiful. I can't believe she is only 2 years older then me, she now seriously looks like she could be my mother.
"Stay Far From Timid, Only Make Moves When Your Hearts In It and Live The Phrase Skys The Limit" - C.W. Aka The Notorious B.I.G. (R.I.P.)
Submitted by Jolly Green Goddess on June 5, 2008 - 1:50pm.
The evolution of Nikki Cox's lips: a story in bad plastic surgery.
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Wow. It's not just the lips, but the face lift and cheek implants. Lips should not take up almost the entire lower half of your face.
She was so pretty. "WAS" being the operant word. She's not even 30!
He looks kind of retarded.
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big dick ALWAYS trumps an ugly face
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and he's def packing
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Submitted by EmmaB on June 5, 2008 - 3:26pm.
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Thanks Emma! I knew you'd appreciate the hotness that's Ed ;)
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass."
What the hell did she do to herself? What a dumb ass!
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"It's hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock!"-Trish Suhr of Clean House
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 5, 2008 - 3:23pm.
Tell us all about your parenting methods, please.
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huh ? what parenting methods ? :O
christ...she's still too young to be looking like Wildenstein's sister.
Tut tut, why do people think plastic surgery is a foolproof quick fix? She's just one of many people who are living examples of how it can truly fuck you up way worse than you ever were.
AND Queen Charisma your avvie is haaawt
chefcammi:
the lip liner accentuates the beauty of Nikki's lips perfectly...
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“This feels like my first real marriage. The first one was a show, the second one was a con, and this one is the real deal."
- Charlie Sheen told guests at his wedding
Obviously she is gross looking but is Mohr on 'roids??! Why does he look like that?
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on June 5, 2008 - 12:21pm.
OMG ChefCammi, you are too funny. I had to put my drink down when I saw that one, I was laughing so hard.
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Yes, chefcammi is a true artist.
Tell us all about your parenting methods, please.
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That old black magic has me in its spell
That old black magic that you weave so well
OMG ChefCammi, you are too funny. I had to put my drink down when I saw that one, I was laughing so hard.
When i was about nine years old a big bitch eighth grader pushed my bestie heather into my face, MID AIR, as we were swinging.
Heathers hip crashed into my nose and broke it, busted my lips all up! They had to call the ambulance because of all the blood!
Well when al was said and done, the next day my nose and cheeks were like Jays, and my lips were like this chicks.
Ill send them a picture cause their baby will sooooooooo look like i did.
OH BTW! The big eighth grade bitch is now in a women prison after she robbed a dude at Mardi Gras. Her last name was Masingale. NO SHIT! AND HAW HAW DOUCHE BITCH!
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m273/chefcammi/nikkifug1.jpg
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"Isn't this great?
"Oh yeah! I could just eat your head right off"!
Submitted by cheesemissile on June 5, 2008 - 12:04pm.
Beauty is dependent not on the size of any one feature but the mathematical harmony of each.
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It's true, harmonious or aesthetically-pleasing proportionality and balance is where it's at baby
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That old black magic has me in its spell
That old black magic that you weave so well
WTF did she do to her face?
Sin and a goddamn shame!!!
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what the heck happened to these two? they look like caricatures of their former selves
You can jes see it---she's already starting to look like Bridgette Bardot----the way Bardot looks now; the crazy old lady way. And it looks like Jay should call in fat tomorrow, too.
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"I'm calling in fat tomorrow"
Somebody needs to call the ASPCA A) to rescue the puppy and B) to put Nikki out of our misery.
@Red ha ha you're very welcome, I did love that one. I may not be as funny as MK but damnit I'm funnier than Perez.
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ok, c'mon.....30? she looks at least 38.........
See, I always wanted to get plastic surgery to fix my fug; however, after seeing this shit, I'm having second thoughts. How this once gorgeous woman could've went in for plastic surgery and came out looking like something from a horror movie is beyond me - can you imagine what would happen to someone like me who's already not attractive?! Sheesh....I'll stay my normal looking fug, thanks.
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass."
HAHAHA oh my god, that MOUTH! How does she not get snickered at everywhere she goes? And Jay Mohr has to sleep in the same bed with those wax candy lips every night!
Less photos of them; more of the pupper!
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