Thursday, June 5th 2008

Poor Dog

I'm talking about the dog being carried not the two dogs walking. We already know that Nikki Cox has been steadily climbing the fug ladder, but she's bringin Jay Mohr along with her. He was never a hot piece, but he's looking like a slow child toucher more and more every day. Nikki's lips are slowly sucking out any hotness he had in him.

I also think they are planning to do evil things to do that pooch. They are going to feed it to her lips!

Posted by: Michael K


cheesemissile's picture

Beauty is dependent not on the size of any one feature but the mathematical harmony of each.

If you get recognized for being beautiful FOR GODSAKES DON'T FUCK IT UP!!!

Cara's picture

She's only 30? Gah!

chefcammi's picture

@Clarisse: Did you see my newest creation?
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Pers's picture

She hardly looks human anymore, especially when you look at the photos from a couple of months ago - she looks like a child's drawing, all wonky and weird.
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day shift stripper's picture

Body dysmorphic, much? There was no reason for her to do that to herself. It's not like she was getting old!

Jay looks different, too. Did he just put on weight or has he been visiting her plastic surgeon, too?

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DMoan's picture

Oh dear god. That's a tragedy. Many a donation was made in her honor. No more. No more.

What's that red thing she's holding between her fingers? Extra lip in case she feels the need for a fix coming on?

chefcammi's picture

all that work on her lips and her tits look awful!

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"Oh yeah! I could just eat your head right off"!

Jesus's picture

She should sue her surgeon for malpractice. She looks terrible. She used to be gorgeous, too. What a shame.

Clarisse's picture

CHOLA COX!!! HHAHAHAAAHA!!

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YesterdaysTrashQueen's picture

when they told her "not to waste the pretty"
i guess they didn't figure her for deaf.

how awful, too young to have screwed her looks.
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chefcammi's picture

@M.E.
yeah, but now look at her http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m273/chefcammi/nikkifug1.jpg

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"Oh yeah! I could just eat your head right off"!

Pers's picture

Sad, Bad surgery.
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Manimal5's picture

Jay Mohr has no lips, I guess she has enough for both of them.

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chefcammi's picture

WOULD ANYONE BE INTERESTED IN SEEING CHOLA COX?

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NovaNightly's picture

I think they have to hold that adorable little puppy to counteract their fug-ness. Whoa...

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Submitted by missy on June 5, 2008 - 1:53pm.

WHOA! bitch got hit HARD with the ugly stick!
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parissucksliterally's picture

It is really sad when women do this to themselves.

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NovaNightly's picture

Okay...it obvious she got her lips did. But what about those slanty eyes? They werent always so "Jenna Jameson", were they?

missy's picture

WHOA! bitch got hit HARD with the ugly stick!
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M.E.'s picture

Do you sluts remember the pics I posted of her before she fucked with herself?

She WAS beautiful.

http://photobucket.com/image/nikki%20cox/wordboy1/Nikki%20Cox/Image11307...

Submitted by Jolly Green Goddess on June 5, 2008 - 2:50pm.

LMFAO!! Thank you!!

Why would a young, hot, employed actress do this to her face? I wouldn't want to see anything she was in now!

sexymixer81's picture

WHAT HAPPENED TO HER?

"All Those Who Wander Are Not Lost."

Jolly Green Goddess's picture

The evolution of Nikki Cox's lips: a story in bad plastic surgery. MUST read

http://www.winnersusedrugs.com/2008/05/bad-plastic-surgery-evolution-of-...

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WTFOMGLOL's picture

WTF ? Her mouth is now bigger than her whole head !!

Same sentiment I had in the Maxi MMMMM's biggest chichis's comments. There ain't enough collagen in the world to fix whatever it is she's trying to fix.

Gry's picture

She's only 30. She was gainfully employed by playing a looker on TV until very recently. It's not as if she was in imminent danger of turning into a pumpkin overnight.

I do think Jay's attractive, but he's packed on some weight here that detracts from it.

Karma Police's picture

Ummm...scary couple alert.

Cute little puppy dog though.

DeeDee's picture

Sadness. Nikki was my favorite hot ginge. Please let this be a one time mistake.

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kdracofan's picture

No effing way this 'thing' is 30!
no way

"Born in Los Angeles on June 2, 1978"
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parissucksliterally's picture

she must now read any tabloids or blogs, because she gets shredded for her face now..

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Submitted by Jesus on June 5, 2008 - 2:42pm.
anyone know how old she is? i'm too lazy to look it up.
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According to wiki, she turned 30 on June 2.

I didn't know who she was until I googled...wow, she should have left well enough alone.

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Sock-Monkey's picture

Once they have money, the first thing they do is destroy the face that actually help earn it in the first place. Idiots. She use to be cute.

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christine the hoff's picture

"slow child toucher."
omg, ROFLMFAO!

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kdracofan's picture

Ew. She looks like that freak, Olivia Newton something's daughter...FO!

PS - she used to be semi cute

http://www.gralon.net/actualites/buzz/photos/photos-nikki-cox---l-heroin...

mrsbeasley's picture

how horrendous...she used to be very pretty. now she's starting to look like a junior jocelyn wildenstein.

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QueenCharisma's picture

Ew to both of them. WTF was she thinking when she mutilated her face? This is what happens when vain people with too much time on their hands get way too much money...

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parissucksliterally's picture

I cannot get over what this formerly cute woman has done to her face. How does Jay stand it?

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“This feels like my first real marriage. The first one was a show, the second one was a con, and this one is the real deal."
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Clarisse's picture

Nikki, Nikki, Nikki.

*shakes head in shame*

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Jesus's picture

anyone know how old she is? i'm too lazy to look it up.

DWF's picture

OMG what is this? Sad plastic surgery day?

zomay's picture

Why do so many young pretty women fuck up their faces?

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