Thursday, June 5th 2008

Breathtaking

The stunning and demure CoCo has graced us with her presence after a long absence. She has once again achieved mind-boggling levels of elegance. Her true beauty is astonishing!

She totally looks like Marilyn Monroe in that dress. She should have recreated the famous "dress blowing" scene from "The Seven Year Itch." The Seven Year Snatch is more like it. Actually, the scene wouldn't work with CoCo in it. Her chocha would suck up all the air, so her dress wouldn't move an inch.

Here's CoCo with her pimp, Lunell and stepson at the Hollywood Black Film Festival last night. Damn, I want to have her babies.

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Bossip please don't show a close up of CoCo again. I almost lost my eyesight. Besides she looks better farther away. Ice-T is getting old. CoCo probably uses those things to help him in and out of the bathtub.

OMG! Coco looks so sexy and hot with the dress.I can't image!A reliable source said she posted a sexy profile at a celebs dating site named--- @@@@######"AffluentBachelors.com "##@#@@@@--- where many celebritis and beautiful people are looking for romances. It seems she continues her journey to love

gucci's picture

Oh dear god of bolders.....

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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.

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sofster101's picture

those boobs look painful

The face is okay. The boobs look like an ass that has suffered from varicose veins and Hemorrhoids for years. I won't even mention the ass because that thing scares me and has it's own zip.

riverchic's picture

Ugh... these two make me sick...
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kacky's picture

Aw, she's sweet and funny. She's my favor.

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letinstar's picture

ahhh...the lovely coco graces us with her presence...this is a treat...and how fantastic her pimp allowed her out in public...and speaking of pimptastic, how father of the year for ice t to bring his son along for the festivities...and lastly, is lunell part of ice t's stable of tricks? she looks like she loves you a long time...
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OMG,look at her face,so fantastic..i heard that she is a hot member of a dating site ---"SingleParentKiss.com ----" ,where many yong,single,pretty and sexy women want to find a good and handsome men!

jussayin's picture

completely ghettoskankifabolicious!

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TT99's picture

I'm pretty sure she's one of the Glamourous Ladies of Wrestling (G.L.O.W.)
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Albatross's picture

She is the epitome of class--er, sorry, I meant trash.

WildGuy's picture

So that's what 30 grand will get you ... a set of bumpers. I'm so happy for her. (No more rolling over in bed for her... tic!)

Tigerlilly's picture

Was she even born female? I mean, most of the female equipment is fake as hell, so...DListers, get out your Peter-Meters...Y'all know you all have one. Don't lie. I know you bitches is out every Saturday night with that thang scopin' for dick...
No? Really? Seriously, I can't be the only one? Fuck. Ok, lemme see if I can get a Peter-Meter reading through my monitor...*Peter meter explodes in tiger face*...Wha? Wha? What the fuck???? *wiping remnants of Peter-Meter out of tiger eyes*...Well apparently, she needed those ass implants for the tuck job, cuz according to my Peter Meter, girlfriend is packing some major donkey dick!

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Submitted by rotten_egg on June 5, 2008 - 2:56pm.
Ew! Her plastic chichis have freckles of some sort.
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Not freckles ... it's boob rot.

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harlee25's picture

The elegance is overwhelming....i would hate having boobs that big i can't imagine how annoying it must be.

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She's just not the same without a camel toe.

Stock Broker's picture

Can we have some REAL, NATURAL boobs for a change?

Your Mom Ate the Taco's picture

Bad Rumer! Give CoCo her chin back!

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zomay's picture

Sims smell your dick. Oh goodness I can't stop laughing. I forgot about that.

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Mick's picture

Oooooooooo! Come sit on my face, CoCo!

Not.

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Ew! Her plastic chichis have freckles of some sort.

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Mel-Tang :) I always appreciate when people go out of their way to make a website about crap.

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Mel-Tang's picture

zomay..

The only ones I can't take off of speed dial are Riskay and Alexyss K. Tylor.
They're gonna kick my azz if I bump them down.

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zomay...
BWAHAHAHAHAHA
I love the part "So curl up on a heating duct and enjoy."
Why do I hear Billy Dee Williams saying that shit???
LMFAO

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The fake boobies today are really grossing me out. If I remember correctly this is the chica with the ass to match the front? ew

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zomay's picture

Mel-Tang don't me bad boo. I will keep giving you my paychecks and cook your food. Just get your other boos off your speed dial.

On a serious note have you see this website?

http://www.bumwine.com/

It is a dictionary for crap booz. Awesome.

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Submitted by Madame Dufarge on June 5, 2008 - 5:23pm.

Wwwwaaaitt a minute: Mel Tang- you mean the trolls and um, People Who Were Banned And Have Resurrected
can be your boos, too?

*looks over shoulder*

Madame D., some people need to learn to ignore anyone you consider a 'troll'. If they reply to your posts don't reply back. It becomes goad and goader and a big freaking circle jerk. In fact, feel free to not reply to me if I get under your craw. I find it amazing the lack of self-control some grown-ups have when it comes to dealing with immature people. It just seems like a neverending lesson in futility.

mahaatma's picture

...I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess Little "T" has a whole shitload of friends who hang out with him just hoping to get an eyefull of his step-mammary here...

...that said, Coco needs to drag that kid in to get those caterpillars waxed down a few inches, I think...

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@ Zomay

Dayum, woman!!
I wuz only gonna ask you for the keys to your ride!
And I already got your paycheck this week. I'm gonna cash it at check n go.

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Madame Dufarge on June 5, 2008 - 5:23pm.
Wwwwaaaitt a minute: Mel Tang- you mean the trolls and um, People Who Were Banned And Have Resurrected
can be your boos, too?

*looks over shoulder*
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NYC_Lady on June 5, 2008 - 5:22pm.
@ Submitted by kdracofan on June 5, 2008 - 4:59pm.
"I think I'm going to add "tetas-grandes" to my name whenever I introduce myself from now on"
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I am laughing out loud woman! lmao
We should make that our signature on Dlisted

"Hi I am Tetas-grandes" lol

zomay's picture

Mel-Tang you are not my #1 boo. MK is my #1 boo. So don't go askin me for my paychecks.

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like-wow's picture

More like Marilyn MonHoe!

P.T.Bull's picture

As always, elegant and understated.

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Submitted by Madame Dufarge on June 5, 2008 - 4:23pm.
Wwwwaaaitt a minute: Mel Tang- you mean the trolls and um, People Who Were Banned And Have Resurrected
can be your boos, too?

*looks over shoulder*

Yes. I am the Pope of Boos.

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Madame Dufarge's picture

Wwwwaaaitt a minute: Mel Tang- you mean the trolls and um, People Who Were Banned And Have Resurrected
can be your boos, too?

*looks over shoulder*

Candy Lynn's picture

"The name is Phoebe Price, bitch!!! Learn it. Love it. Live it!"

I am not gonna comment on this one. This c@nt is DISGUSTING!!!!

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@ Submitted by kdracofan on June 5, 2008 - 4:59pm.

She does resemble Aretha. I think I'm going to add "tetas-grandes" to my name whenever I introduce myself from now on. And I'll describe myself as "breastacious".

pomegranate's picture

Yes, I like my *non* cleavage, too, thank you very much! At least it's MINE, and it's real!

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Submitted by Kizzy on June 5, 2008 - 2:11pm.: Saliniferous would also explain why Universal had no water to put out the fire.

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kdracofan's picture

forever.now: *looking down* i like my au-natural clevage indeed :)

pomegranate's picture

Some were questioning whether the real MK was here, doing DListed work. I'd say the answer to that question is a resounding, YES!

And, YUCK!

she was clever with this dress. in the long shot it looks cute and summery. her waist looks tiny. in the close up it's fake boob time!

I know a lot of us think she would look better without the fake boobs, but most of us who feel that way just have to look down if we want to see cleavage. :)

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All this Ghetto-Fabulousness is too glorious for human eyes.

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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on June 5, 2008 - 5:01pm.
Are these breastacious babes also siliconferous?

I love making up words that sound dirty ... and just may be!
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If they're saliniferous, that could explain the drought.

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Her boobs are looking all kinds of wonky in that one picture! Do all large fake breast start doing that after a while? *Gross*

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I feel like a pimp.

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