Dumb Bitch Of The Day
On June 3, the po po pulled over a woman at the Green Acres Mobile Home Park in Loveland, Ohio because they suspected she was driving drunk. They found 29-year-old Marya Green with her 1-year-old son on her lap. The drunk bitch was letting him steer the car. She had an 8-year-old and a 5-year-old in the car with her.
They were only taking a little spin around the trailer park! Marya was teaching him how to drive, so that he could pick her up from the titty bar later on. At least she has a designated driver!
Marya's blood alcohol level was at .111. Damn! How many cans of Hamm's beer did she have?
She faces charges of DUI, driving under a suspended license and child engagement. This is her third DUI arrest in 6 years. Her kids were released to their father and CPS were notified.
Last year, there was a similiar case in Indiana. In that case, the dumb bitch let her 5-year-old drive her around. She said he was a "good driver."
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Good babies don't let their moms drive drunk.
This chick is a real winner. Tricks like this should never have the chance to reproduce. Poor kids.
And here I thought shit like that only happened here in Florida.
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Imagining what the kids have endured & damages incurred living with that hot mess is only the beginning. "In their fathers custody" leaves me wondering what would impregnate that thing 3 times & abandon three babies to her "care". Poor things. Lizzie55
She should meet the guy who got the DUI for swerving his motorized cooler.
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"What an idiot! Kids quit functioning as decent airbags when they reach 9 months."
LMAO!!!
I bet she promised the little tyke a bottle of Mudslide if he drove her to the LQ.
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The one yr old probably had a craving for some smokes and a six-pack.
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What an idiot! Kids quit functioning as decent airbags when they reach 9 months.
first and foremost, this thing is 29??!!...i'm done...
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Shit, she's only 29? She looks old enough to be MY mother!
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Submitted by M.E. on June 5, 2008 - 2:23pm.
FUCKING CUNT! She should be sterilized and her kids permanently removed from her care.
And I'm guessing that Marya's mother probably wasn't a heckuva whole lot better. Maybe she shoulda been sterilized.
gotta love OH. reminds me of the time i saw some girl walk into the rest stop barefoot somewhere off the turnpike.
The 8 yr old couldn't drive decause of drug impairment and the 5 yr old had a higher blood alcohol level higher than mommies. The one yr old was the last resort.
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yeah. maybe referring dumb bitches to a singles site to meet men and continue with anonymous inbreeding might qualify as being even dumber....
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yeah, I said it! what?
Loveland is a burb of Cincinnati.I've lived a couple of years here, since my job transfer. Nothing around here surprises me. The level of Redneck/hilly billy is unbelieveable here.Loveland is a nice area. I can't imanage where this trailer park could be.
I just found out on your first DUI in Ohio they give you a yellow color plate to let other drivers know you've had a DUI. HUH???? Why are you allowed to drive again?
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to mrs kravitz...
I have that movie! funny!
also very true.
ps I say she qualifies for at least dumb bitch of the week, I would hate to think that anyone else could surpass her in idiocy for the next 6 days....
errr, never mind, a dumb bitch is born every minute....
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yeah, I said it! what?
Submitted by M.E. on June 5, 2008 - 5:33pm.
3 DUI'S??? Isn't this bitches license suspended already?
...well yeah, but the BABY'S license was fine!
just when you think people can't stoop to newer lows of stupidity, there they go "thinking" up some new and unexplainable acts of pure D ig'nance...
a most ignorant CUNT indeed!! She could have just called Latarian's Taxi Services to get her drunk ass home.
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yeah, I said it! what?
Didnt you mean her children were released to their "fathers"?
And if I'm the 8 year old I'm feeling a little insulted that the 1 year old is getting the lesson...know what I mean?
child endangerment do you mean? hell I don't even know if I spelled it right. we understand each other that's all that matters....
Babies are excellent drivers....
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it's sad when your baby drives better than you do.
They should do some experiments on this winner. If we're going to find the gene for stupid, she'd be our best bet.
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my super religious aunt and uncle live in Loveland. Chances are that they know this ho, its such a small area
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I think the kids would have been perfectly content with driving one of the cars at Chuck E. Cheese.
It does seem that those who least deserve to have children seem to have no problem bringing them into the world.
I'd like to know when we're going to start giving out state-approved IQ tests to anyone planning on having children and must pass all levels with a grade of 95% or higher....especially in the "common sense" portion of testing, as well as the "inclinations to be a drunk asshole" section.
Who the fuck is Kathy Miller?
I'm about to stick spam up Suzi's azz.
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Wow. This is messed up.
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when i think of what my friend and her very lovely husband went through to finally realize she'd never have a baby, i could puke.
fucking cunt.
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This is why some people should NEVER be allowed to breed.
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Watch out fer dem crazy ass driverz!
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Sounds fine to me. He's gotta learn someday, since he's likely to be delivering auto parts for a living.
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29??? FUCK! Bitch is B U S T E D!! She's got an 8 year old??? Bitch wasted no time getting knocked up I see.
Good night you funny sluts!
Serious meth face goin' on there.
People who are infertile and desperately want children must go absolutely batsh*t crazy when they hear stories like this.
29?? In dog years??
29??!! She's 29? DAMN!!!. This twat looks busted, used and super abused. I don't get why are the government is letting these ignorant waste of oxygen breed. Someone explain it to me.
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And yet she was allowed to procreate multiple times. Perhaps we should instill the one child policy. At least then each fucktard can only have one fucked up kid.
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Wow, I'm loving her Eyebrows. Bitch might be dumbed, but the right arch of her eyebrow was tweezed to perfection!!!
Don't you think?
OMG! Kathy Miller drives around like that too! She needs to be stopped. KathyMiller@neo.rr.com
I know two words that would save her kids and keep the bitch off the street...
Humane euthanasia.
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M.E.: or her kids!
3 DUI'S??? Isn't this bitches license suspended already?
WTF?
She should never get it back.
Submitted by Clarisse on June 5, 2008 - 3:17pm.
Green Acres Mobile Home Park.
REALLY!?!??! Nice!
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