Thursday, June 5th 2008

Tom Ford Isn't So Perfect

Tom Ford is seen here leaving the Anastasia salon in Beverly Hills after having his eyebrows waxed today. And to think, I thought he was naturally perfect. Don't even think of telling me that he poo poos and pee pees like the rest of us. I will never believe that. I bet he gets his colita waxed though.

Wenn

Posted by: Michael K


kdracofan's picture

He is perfect.

"I bet he gets his colita waxed though"
You kill me with the spanish words...lol

SubMonkey's picture

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he's no Marc Jacobs
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Mrs Patrick Campbell's picture

Has Miss Tom had 'work' done? She used to be rather jowly but now looks better. Liposculpture? Lift?

Tom is my favorite.I love him.His blog and photos were found at millionaire&celeb dating site ----- "AffluentBachelors.com"---- last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is seeking on that site.

does this man manage to actually get hotter & hotter as he ages? o my god michael k we need to see more tom ford pix!!
perfect clothes perfect grooming perfect smirk hot hot hot!!! a true fashion icon!

Rumplestiltskin Von Snurfenerklestrombergolsonfriegelsteinbe's picture

No Moonmaid, NO..

Love Tommy girl 2 from afar..besides, I bet in person he has a high pitched voice and acts like more of a girl than you, or even MK...(sorry MK..YOU KNOW you rock Babe)

Rumplestiltskin Von Snurfenerklestrombergolsonfriegelsteinbe's picture

I think I saw his profile on hotboringassgayguy.com

He seems nice and funny
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Hey..if you can't beat 'em...join 'em.

happyface's picture

I hate the way he tries to look like a Ken doll. He looks like a joke.

Have u guys heard that he ever appeared on the hot hook-up club---((((--+ S i n g l e P a r e n t Kiss .c o m ---))))--for single and pretty women and handsome men? That sounds amazing, I know. But there are a few hot photos of his there and quite a few hot girls are found in his circle there. I did try to send him a wink there. lol

DebFrmHell's picture

@Sheeps, is it my imagination or does one of the legs of your avie appear to be artificial? It seems you are missing a smokin' hot baby...

Sorry, broke down an took a tranquilizer so some things just make different sense right now.

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I was wondering too if he wore anything else. Anyone can look good wearing a fine dark suit and well tailored white shirt. At least Marc Jacobs keeps it interesting when he was fat and now when he's buff.

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Submitted by NovaNightly on June 5, 2008 - 6:43pm.
Does the man wear anything else ever?? This is probably what he wears to go for a jog.

ExoticPittsburgh's picture

I think people have a misconception about Tom Ford. Everything I've ever heard him say in interviews sounds reasonable and down to earth and yet everyone thinks he's this fascist fashion automatron. Look at his longtime partner. If Tom Ford were as eccentric and perfectionist as people think, he would have traded that silver fox in for a more fashionable accessory.

poo's picture

He's still as hot as he's been over the past five years, but his look is now bordering on caricature. But his ego would never admit that there could possibly ANYTHING less than exquisite about himself.

He's kind of like the hottest guy at the bar who's always checking himself out in the mirror and can't hold a conversation for more than five minutes without a hair check or a reference to his looks. Attractive but hopelessly self-involved.

I'm over him, actually.

HEART ANGELINA's picture

Moonmaid Tom Ford is bi, but he has been with a guy now for a really long time.

Tom Ford will always be perfection in my eyes.

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moonmaid's picture

Do you think he might be tempted to switch teams just once??? (wishfully, she asks...)

DR.FUNK's picture

There's somethin' like 3 chix in Beverly Hills who pull down 7figures as eyebrow specialists.Anastasia is the queen.Is he plugging?

Submitted by Tigerlilly on June 5, 2008 - 5:38pm.

Meh, I don't get the girly/butch thing...I guess it's a gay thing. I don't find him attractive at all...I mean, to me, he looks like a drag queen with a 5 o'clock shadow trying to be butch by day...

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Aphid's picture

Sheeps! B-a-a-a-a!
Is that avie from the Woody Allen movie (name escapes me)?

OT: I always found him attractive for some reason. LOL @ "colita wax"

Tigerlilly's picture

Meh, I don't get the girly/butch thing...I guess it's a gay thing. I don't find him attractive at all...I mean, to me, he looks like a drag queen with a 5 o'clock shadow trying to be butch by day...

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gucci's picture

He looks like a jigalo.

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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
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Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis

Of course he "poo poos and wee wees" like you stated. Evidence of this is the "shit o'clock" shadow on his chin and the gallons of piss and sperm in his stomach.

He is so sexy it's crazy!

I have no idea who this person is...

he is so great,and many people like him,someone said he appeared at a dating site--"SingleParentKiss.com" ,where many single ,pretty,sexy and beautiful women can want to find a good guy....it is a good chatting site.

Lysette's picture

Where someone else might see perfect, I see a pig.

He's an '80's throw back. His ego is three steps ahead of him ... see it right there? It had it's coochie waxed just like it's owner.

Tom Ford is gross.

Candy Lynn's picture

"The name is Phoebe Price, bitch!!! Learn it. Love it. Live it!"

so those "Arches" doesn't come naturally???

I bet he has a Brazilian landing strip too, knowing Anasstassia.

Candy Lynn's picture

"The name is Phoebe Price, bitch!!! Learn it. Love it. Live it!"

Is Tom Ford a Rough TOP or a Bossy, insatiable BOTTOM????

I have both Vibes getting from him.

Well since he is a Virgo, and I be bet a control freak, and an A type personality, I think he likes to Bat than to catch.....

*wink* *wink*

loosen up, Tom baby...you just had your nuts waxed.

He's like a funeral director-always in a magnificent suit.

If i was the bitch servicing his brows I would have erased those filigree tufts of shit for what he has done to the house of YSL. He is so crude. He is the anti-Marc.

Lucy Goosey's picture

Tom Ford is a very good designer who has a very inflated ego.

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Submitted by Jake_K.,

Don't be dissin' the Virgo babies! :(

Submitted by RichBitch on June 5, 2008 - 7:19pm.

Ohh he makes my testicles tingle!

Mine too!

Well, if I had 'em.

RichBitch's picture

Ohh he makes my testicles tingle!

Sayonara's picture

Submitted by Jake_K. on June 5, 2008 - 6:41pm.
tom ford is not perfect... he's a virgo, which means that he puts a shitload of time and effort into looking perfect, but on the inside he's totally batshit insane. all virgos are like this. trust. if you are a virgo, i apologize for revealing your secrets to the world.
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Submitted by NovaNightly on June 5, 2008 - 6:44pm.
sayonara....LOVE the avie! :D It put a smile on my face!
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WildGuy's picture

Doesn't he have a service that comes in and removes it? Could get expensive, depends on how many times a day he needs to do a number 1 and/or 2.

Tom is hot, even if he's not perfect ... which is a horrible lie. Of course he's perfect. <3

Submitted by mahaatma on June 5, 2008 - 3:41pm.

I can't take the credit or blame. It's my sick friends.

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Submitted by zomay on June 5, 2008 - 3:48pm.
there is a real place in San Diego county named Borrego Springs. It is out in the desert and is mainly a retirement town.

I'm already making plans.

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Madame Dufarge's picture

without the studied scruff and perfect suits he looks like a guy in the accounting dept. here.

zomay's picture

Sheeps there is a real place in San Diego county named Borrego Springs. It is out in the desert and is mainly a retirement town. Useless info.

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TheVinylVillager's picture

colita waxing? thats so 1990. I bet Tom had it lasered off.

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NovaNightly's picture

sayonara....LOVE the avie! :D It put a smile on my face!

NovaNightly's picture

Does the man wear anything else ever?? This is probably what he wears to go for a jog.

tom ford is not perfect... he's a virgo, which means that he puts a shitload of time and effort into looking perfect, but on the inside he's totally batshit insane. all virgos are like this. trust. if you are a virgo, i apologize for revealing your secrets to the world.

mahaatma's picture

...@ Sheeps:

...how can your avies get any funnier?....I'm still LMAO about the pig-fucker the other day...quite the demented genius mind you have, my friend - keep 'em coming...

scissor_sister's picture

What? He waxes his eyebrows, but keeps that horrible pube stubble on his face? Whatever is he thinking of?

Sayonara's picture

Is he currently designing for a major fashion house?

"Is that your wife, or is your dog walking backwards?" - Martin

Clarisse's picture

Grrrr bitches! He is hot, but i like men just a little more rough around the edges...even my gay men.

I'm off ya'll! Love ya D-Listers!

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Otter Pop's picture

The suit is perfection.

I bet his farts smell like Black Orchid.