Thursday, June 5th 2008

Go To Sleep!


Lauren Hutton got an award at Bravo's A-List Awards last night and she started her strange speech by saying, "I've been up for 46 hours. It's a long story, but a good one." She was totally partying with Tatum O'Neal. Crackhead memaws gone wild!

She also rattled off a few other Winoisms, but I'm sure nobody was paying attention. They were too busy staring at her bra.


Posted by: Michael K


Submitted by juni on June 7, 2008 - 4:51pm.

Much like your face, you dum whore! Hahaha really if i was so ugly i wouldnt use my picture as an avatar! ghaga LOLZ

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incoherent, embarrassing, and totally pointless.

LASux's picture

She's insane and is definitely in Margot Kidder & Anne Heche territory. She'll wake up in a bush speaking alien any day now.
Hollywood has turned into Estrogen gone mad.

Madame Dufarge's picture

She was ok in 'The Hunger'.. until David Bowie upstaged everyone else. ha.

bonquishaalize's picture

Has she always had the thick SOUTHERN accent? I just now noticed....why?

Bitch, I'll strangle you with your own weave!

Voice of Reason's picture

She may be a nutjob but I've always liked her spirit. I just think she still looks great too, she's over 60. But yeah, turn off the volume.

As far as what "great" films she's been in, I don't know if it is considered "great," but I liked it back in the day: American Gigolo. She and Richard Gere (pre-Gerbil dustup) both bring the hotness.

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Submitted by Tigerlilly on June 5, 2008 - 7:27pm.

Meh, love this ho, but she did suffer a blow to the noggin' in a motorcycle accident, and was never the same since.
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Youri's picture

WTF??? I love that even Jerry Springer looks stunned. We all know he's seen some crazy shit.

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MK you have created a whole new subcategory
"Crackhead Memaws Gone Wild"!

LMAO... she has probably been traveling from one place to the other and up for days and lost time too.
She has taken a serious knock to the head in a motorcycle accident & it really does show.
I do love her though
Im as confused as she seems to be as to why Bravo would give her an award
What great films has been in ?
"Gator" with Burt Reynolds ?
She was a fashion icon in the 70s made the gap tooth sexy! I will say that!

I want some more footage of crackhead Memaws Gone Wild!

"It costs alotta money to look this cheap"-Dolly Parton

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Catch that when she said, "ooh, what's the matter". She actually shit her pants!

muncle's picture

Well, that was entertaining.....
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Manimal5's picture

Two days without sleep could make one a little goofy , but a least pretend to actually give a shit about the award.

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huh? i don't want to watch the video, and i'm not sure if i want to know why lauren stayed up for 46 hours...
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Wait, she actually has a little talent, WTF is she doing here? Bring back Amy Winehouse!

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Staying up that long without drugs in a non-war zone sounds like mania to me. I'm just sayin'.

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Submitted by M.E. on June 5, 2008 - 7:01pm.
Why would you CHOOSE to stay up for 2 days (if drugs are not involved.)????

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They were most likely involved.

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Submitted by . on June 5, 2008 - 5:37pm.: I am more afraid that I will get roasted by them and their nefarious sponsors.

Personally, I believe that the spammer-weasels who are too cheap to buy ad space and, so instead, clutter up the threads.

A POX ON ALL SPAMMERS. I CALL UPON THE SPIRITS OF THE INTERNET TO INFEST THEIR COMPUTERS WITH MORE BUGS THAN BRITNEY'S AND PARIS' AND LINDSAY'S COOCHIES COMBINED!!!!!!!!!

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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on June 5, 2008 - 8:34pm.

At the risk of getting flamed to a crackly crisp, I truly wish that folks who want to advertize another website would simply buy an ad on the sidebar and keep the promotions out of the threads.

Momus, Spammers aren't 'folks' so feel free to rip them a new one.

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At the risk of getting flamed to a crackly crisp, I truly wish that folks who want to advertize another website would simply buy an ad on the sidebar and keep the promotions out of the threads.

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Meh, love this ho, but she did suffer a blow to the noggin' in a motorcycle accident, and was never the same since. Kinda like Sharon Stone. She had that stroke or whatever, then started cutting her own hair and wearing shitty fashion, whereas before she was a fashion icon. Bitches knocked a screw loose in the ol' mellon, so don't take 'em too seriously. Plus neither of 'em is gettin' younger...Know what I'm sayin? Yeah, it's our neighbor, Al Zeiner giving them a lil' visit...

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What a whore. You get an award act like you care. Oh yeah your not much of an actress. Every gay person that applauded her should feel ashamed. She is a washed up "actress" who no one cares about.

he is pretty,and i always see her at a dating site--S i n g l e P a r e n t Kiss.com ,where many billionaires want to find a single ,pretty and sexy woman.Also she is very hot at that site

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I don't know why they feel like the bullshit rambling is necessary.

If you can't really think of anything to say, wouldn't "thank you very much" have been sufficient?

Devore's picture

annoying, self important female with a small talent.

boring.

Momus the Sarcastic's picture

She spent the 46 hours trying to get her head out of her ass and the jenkem residue out the chasm between her two from teeth.

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Submitted by M.E. on June 6, 2008 - 12:01am.
Why would you CHOOSE to stay up for 2 days (if drugs are not involved.)????

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Sometimes you just can't sleep M.E.

46 hours? Lame.

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Tastes old, less young but still standin'. Hair be hanging on for dear life.

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I have never understood the appeal of Lauren Hutton.

After watching that video, I understand it even less.

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Why would you CHOOSE to stay up for 2 days (if drugs are not involved.)????

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good for you, gappy hutton

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