Nick Hogan Is No Longer Alone
Nick Hogan's whining and bitching paid off. He was transferred out of solitary confinement and into a cell with three other juveniles with a TV. MyFox Tampa Bay reports that he was moved at 4:30pm today. The Sheriff said "the transfer was a result of ongoing assessments of inmate situations."
I'm guessing the Hogans worked as a family to "convince" the Sheriff. Linda worked his peen, Hulk worked his low hangers, Nick worked his taint and Brooke tea bagged him.
Earlier this week, Nick's cry baby ass requested to be put on house arrest because he didn't feel solitary confinement was fair. The judge denied his request.
Nick will have a ball....or two.....or six! In a couple of days, his ass will be aching to get back into solitary.
Naw! I'm sure Nick and his new cellmates will all love each other. It will be like "Three's Company," but with more butt sex. What am I saying? "Three's Company" had tons of butt sex!
Thanks Sadie
This little fart is lucky his daddy is famous. If not he would be serving a serious sentence.
What a punk. This kid needs to get a serious beat down for real. I just watched the news his move included a playstation for entertainment. The sheriffs department needs to stop catering to this idiot.
Meanwhile the victim is suffering while this little bitch is getting room service in jail.
The kids is going to serve his time and learn nothing. Hopefully he will not kill someone next time.
He's going to be wishing he was back in lockdown when the big boys get thru with his skinny ass!
I hope he gets a really warm welcome from his cellies. That is real punishment, having to be in jail and Nick fucking Hogan as your cell mate. I would hate having to look at his hairline all day, along with having to hear stories about how he is a great drift racer, reality show tv star and the retarded spawn of Hulk Hogan. I can imagine the fun now. Wonder if dad will send autograped nude shots of Brooke to the boys as protection gifts for Nicky!
I have never, ever wished this on anyone. But I hope Nick drops the soap, and his friends have a party.
That would be so sweet.
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Por favor, mantenganse allejado de las puertas.
Kizzy,
Oh, all right. You're lucky I'm Church of England!
LoLo,
You're very brave! I'd never ask someone that has keys to place his anal history...
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Submitted by LoLo on June 6, 2008 - 9:38am
As a Super, I'm sure he exposes a lot of buttcrack. He's probably got a phobia of someone stabbing his starfish.
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Submitted by Kizzy on June 6, 2008 - 9:33am.
My super is SUPER!
He is super, he thanks us for asking.
ha ha!
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
Submitted by LoLo on June 6, 2008 - 9:30am.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ You always bring the good stuff!!!
ROFLMAO @ "stabbing him in the starfish with my hammer head"
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So this prison rape stuff....
I was talking to my super last night.
He has nuckle tattoos that say H E L L on one hand, and W I L L on his other nuckle.
I said, "Hey Super, whats up with the knuckle tatts?"
He simply said, "Prison."
I said, " Super."
He said, "What?"
Well i forgot i call him "super" and had unknowningly kept this conversations going longer than i had wanted to, I had to do some quick thinking.
So I said, "So those butt violations?"
I regreted that INSTANTLY!
Super said, " HA! Lolo did you get pinched by the cops? HA! Well i tell you, I was in prison for a short while and i never was no girlfriend to some cave man, and I never got so mad at a freak that i felt the need to go stabing him in the starfish with my hammer head."
*gulp* Lolo didnt know what to say!
I smilled and said,"The lady in 2R is the one who dumps her cat litter on top of the garbage bags."
I gave him a high five and walked away real fast.
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
Submitted by Clarisse on June 6, 2008 - 9:24am.
LOL Kizzy!!!
Uh, cake please.
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AH-ha,ah-ha, you said death first!!
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LOL Kizzy!!!
Uh, cake please.
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Run! It's the clergy!
I was channel surfing this AM when I noticed Hogan Knows Best was on. the episode had something to do with the Hogans being in a dispute with their neighbor. Something to do with the Hogan's rooster and 20 something dogs. The show had to be over a year old.
Anyway, they march over to the neighbors and lead by the lovely Linda and get into an arguement with the neighbor's gardener. Hulk didn't mumble a word, Nick stood the side of his dad, arms crossed trying to look tough. The gardener yelled at them You people think you can do what you want because you have money. I hope one day the whole world finds out about you and your family! You're ruining this neighborhood.
Please some tab reporter interview this gardener STAT!!! He must know some shit about the HOHOgans.
If any of Nick's new roomies ever watched Hogan Knows best and saw how spolied and twatty Nick can be, believe me, Linda will be rushing over a box of Prep H and some rubber donuts for her son's overused asshole.
OMG he ruined that other kids LIFE
I hate him
He should be uncomfortable FOREVER
xoxox
The war isn't working.
Submitted by Clarisse on June 6, 2008 - 8:12am.
Lurrrrve your avie!!! Little Red Cookbook!!!
OnT: One can only hope those "starters" are short on knowledge, and long on enthusiasm and stamina. With OCD-driven need to practice.
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Oh good...he'll get the starter rapists for now.
(What? I watch CSI. I know what goes on in there!!)
Daily ass-raping is nothing more than that little fucker deserves.
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Run! It's the clergy!
MK, WAKE UP SUNSHINE!!!!
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No comment!
And after all this shit, his dad gets another "reality" show.
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Zoloft Pony is now Day Shift Stripper!
http://www.myspace.com/zoloftpony
He is my favorite. I support him.I saw his profile on millionaire&celeb dating site ---"AffluentBachelors.com ----" last week. It is said he is in relationship with a young beautiful woman on that site now.
I can't believe this kid is 17 y's/o. Look at that beard! And those wrinkles...Gross! Hopefully his new cell-mates will give him a makeover when they make him their little bitch...
i hope some of his roomies are lactose intolerant.
oxa
well there you go. He isn't alone anymore. I wonder if the guy who was busted for 83 pounds of pot will be with him? then they can have a pot party (the article is on my site)
http://momsword.org/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=293:dum...
http://www.momsword.org
G'night, bitches! I'm outta here! Mwah!!!
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"Oh, Lisa. Just take your anger, turn it into a little hard ball and swallow it down. Then, release it at an appropriate time. Like the time when Daddy hit the referee with a whisky bottle."
Submitted by .:
Glad I could help! Had a long week, meself....
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"Oh, Lisa. Just take your anger, turn it into a little hard ball and swallow it down. Then, release it at an appropriate time. Like the time when Daddy hit the referee with a whisky bottle."
Submitted by riverchic on June 5, 2008 - 11:39pm.
hahaha! Sounds hilarious! Thank you for sharing. I've had a long week. Needed a lift. You da best! :)
Submitted by . :
Yeah - the military dude demonstrated what he would do to them if they told their parents - he put a puppet on his hand, then beat it with hammer until he started to bleed. When Butters' dad asked him how his first scout meeting was, Butters just started mumbling & hitting his hand. Sick & twisted, I know but I laughed my ass off!
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"Oh, Lisa. Just take your anger, turn it into a little hard ball and swallow it down. Then, release it at an appropriate time. Like the time when Daddy hit the referee with a whisky bottle."
Submitted by riverchic on June 5, 2008 - 11:25pm.
Ever see that South Park episode where they replaced Big Gay Al as the scout leader with this military-looking dude & his first merit badge for all of them was "Naked Pictures"?
riverchic,
No! I haven't but now I'm curious. Got anything to erm, 'cure' my curiosity? lol
Guess he was tired of smelling all that man meat and not being able to do something about it.
Submitted by . :
Ever see that South Park episode where they replaced Big Gay Al as the scout leader with this military-looking dude & his first merit badge for all of them was "Naked Pictures"?
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"Oh, Lisa. Just take your anger, turn it into a little hard ball and swallow it down. Then, release it at an appropriate time. Like the time when Daddy hit the referee with a whisky bottle."
sweet.
Submitted by riverchic on June 5, 2008 - 11:12pm.
lmao! Don't forget Canteen boy on SNL too! :)
Submitted by . :
Lol! Reminds me of Lesley Nelson on the Naked Gun movies: "I'm doing great! I'm doing fine! I haven't had this much sex since I was Boyscout leader!"
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"Oh, Lisa. Just take your anger, turn it into a little hard ball and swallow it down. Then, release it at an appropriate time. Like the time when Daddy hit the referee with a whisky bottle."
Too bad for Nick they don't award a merit badge for fugliness.
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.
Submitted by riverchic on June 5, 2008 - 11:06pm.
Now let'Snot forget that pup-tents earn merit badges for boy scouts. Keep your mind clean. Well, don't. Those boy scout troop leaders are skeery.
Manimal5:
Okay. I feel like a dumbass now... That being said, you know Nick would loose - he doesn't have the required equipment...
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"Oh, Lisa. Just take your anger, turn it into a little hard ball and swallow it down. Then, release it at an appropriate time. Like the time when Daddy hit the referee with a whisky bottle."
Submitted by riverchic on June 5, 2008 - 10:56pm.
Manimal5:
"Maybe they'll have a who can make the biggest pup tent contest."
Enlighten me - what's a "pup tent"? Or do I wanna know?
Guys get hard in their underwear and it looks like a tent.
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Manimal5:
"Maybe they'll have a who can make the biggest pup tent contest."
Enlighten me - what's a "pup tent"? Or do I wanna know?
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"Oh, Lisa. Just take your anger, turn it into a little hard ball and swallow it down. Then, release it at an appropriate time. Like the time when Daddy hit the referee with a whisky bottle."
Casper1986 , so Nick is your "favor". Very nice of you to share that with us.
Speaking of ass rape, I THINK SPAMMERS SHOULD BE SENTENCED TO BE ASS RAPED WITH A CAN OF SPAM.
Sorry about that little outburst, there.
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.
Submitted by Casper1986 on June 5, 2008 - 10:51pm.
Good! Maybe you can end up in a prison cell with him and share the soap on a rope. :D
Submitted by riverchic on June 5, 2008 - 10:30pm.
God, I hate this douchebag. Tonight, I hope his new "roomies" throw his ass a blanket party - Full Metal Jacket style...
Maybe they'll have a who can make the biggest pup tent contest.
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He looks so handsome .He is my favor ?~?~?~?~?~?~?~?~?~?~?~?~?~?~?~?. Yes, he is single now. I saw his profile on dating site ---"SingleParentKiss.com ----" last week. It is said he is in relationship with a young beautiful woman on that site now.
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Mr. President:
I feel your sister's pain! My 6 yr. old step-daughter LOVES Hannah Montana and her real mom actually ENCOURAGES it (her mom bought her a Hannah Montana WIG, FOR CHRIST SAKE)! It makes me wanna puke...
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"Oh, Lisa. Just take your anger, turn it into a little hard ball and swallow it down. Then, release it at an appropriate time. Like the time when Daddy hit the referee with a whisky bottle."
Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 5, 2008 - 10:44pm.
Submitted by . on June 5, 2008 - 10:38pm.
I'm surprised the fingers are clean, considering where they just were.
Team Valtrex,
No way. C'mon now. You really think she pressed his brown panic button before that shot????? Ick. Butt rape, fingernails in the hiney, soap dropping et al. I ain't gonna sleep right tonight. Thanx ALL.
Submitted by . on June 5, 2008 - 10:38pm.
I'm surprised the fingers are clean, considering where they just were.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 5, 2008 - 10:36pm.
His spot on mommy's lap has been taken by her pubescent boyfriend.
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And the boy toy looks like a thumbsucker.
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
I feel the same way, Riverchic. My sister is gently trying to steer my niece away from Hannah Montana and towards Selena Gomez and the Jonas Brothers before Miley goes apeshit.
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.
If I saw this turd on the street I would seriously want to punch him in the face. "The Hulk" should have stayed out of the spotlight, remaining a likable figure in the wrestling world, as well as the 80's genre. I remember watching him as a child and loved him, now him and his horrific family are out in the open, and they are the worst of the worst... YUCK!
It's beyond OCD but I'm curious to know who's hand is behind the douche-boy. At least her fingernails are clean (or so it seems).
Submitted by dead-actress on June 5, 2008 - 10:30pm.
His spot on mommy's lap has been taken by her pubescent boyfriend.
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Submitted by ESE on June 5, 2008 - 10:28pm.
just admit it, it isn't a lamb... it's a Sheep!LOL!
OT: wonder if he's smoking' yet?.... no, no! not that!... we already know he's "smoking" that!
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It's a Sheep! It's a Sheep! It's a Sheep! There. I admitted it ain't a lamb! Baby Lola loves her Sheep. lol
ON T: In a cell with three other juvies. Wow..Nickie is about to learn the concept of "sharing" in ways he never knew existed.
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......