Nick Hogan Is No Longer Alone
Nick Hogan's whining and bitching paid off. He was transferred out of solitary confinement and into a cell with three other juveniles with a TV. MyFox Tampa Bay reports that he was moved at 4:30pm today. The Sheriff said "the transfer was a result of ongoing assessments of inmate situations."
I'm guessing the Hogans worked as a family to "convince" the Sheriff. Linda worked his peen, Hulk worked his low hangers, Nick worked his taint and Brooke tea bagged him.
Earlier this week, Nick's cry baby ass requested to be put on house arrest because he didn't feel solitary confinement was fair. The judge denied his request.
Nick will have a ball....or two.....or six! In a couple of days, his ass will be aching to get back into solitary.
Naw! I'm sure Nick and his new cellmates will all love each other. It will be like "Three's Company," but with more butt sex. What am I saying? "Three's Company" had tons of butt sex!
Thanks Sadie
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Submitted by James Haven on June 5, 2008 - 10:29pm.
Submitted by . on June 5, 2008 - 10:27pm.
Oh that was Nasty! James Haven pressed two keys at the same time, hence the "Sticky keys" get your mind out of the gutter!
btw: *Smooches*
Aww, Jamesy. You've made peace with your period. If only all us crazy gals could. ♥ ♥
I kid! Yaknow I kid! Kidddddddy kid, kid, kid, kiddddd! Teehee! :)
Nicky Poo might want to shave his brows and paint on some chola goodness for the homeys he's going to encounter and beef up the facial hair. Don't ask why. Just don't.
Mr. President:
"Does anyone here wish Lindsay would get another DUI or something? Anything to keep this douche's mug off my screen. Or Miley Cyrus. Miley, please. We need you. Something. Anything!!!"
Lol! Every time I spot one of those stupid Hannah Montana posters, I'm always thinking to myself, "Hmmm.... Which will it be first? Jail or rehab?" I'm putting my money on rehab...
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"Oh, Lisa. Just take your anger, turn it into a little hard ball and swallow it down. Then, release it at an appropriate time. Like the time when Daddy hit the referee with a whisky bottle."
Submitted by Mr. President on June 5, 2008 - 10:28pm.
i personally want Britney back on the crazy train, she was the most amusing
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"Lonely is the night, when you find yourself alone.
Your demons come to light, and your mind is not your own."
God, I hate this douchebag. Tonight, I hope his new "roomies" throw his ass a blanket party - Full Metal Jacket style...
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"Oh, Lisa. Just take your anger, turn it into a little hard ball and swallow it down. Then, release it at an appropriate time. Like the time when Daddy hit the referee with a whisky bottle."
Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 5, 2008 - 10:25pm.
He only wants cellmates so that someone can explain the ending in his Dr. Seuss books.
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He can read? I thought he sat on his Mom's lap, sucking his thumb and turning the pages while she read the words and he looked at the pictures.
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Submitted by . on June 5, 2008 - 10:27pm.
Oh that was Nasty! James Haven pressed two keys at the same time, hence the "Sticky keys" get your mind out of the gutter!
btw: *Smooches*
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
to manny...
I knew he was in county jail etc., but I didn't know the violent folk were kept separately. darn! well that is good for everyone but nick. still there are probably non violent guys who'd love to have the cell he whined about.
so some of the other inmates still might resent him. I am sure they realize that if they had done what he did they would have been arrested at the scene of the accident. these people might not harm him but they can make his stay unpleasant. he is such a baby it won't take much.
the juveniles might be ok with him. but after he gets put in with different ages they might be less impressed with his "celebrity" status.
BOLLEA is nick's real last name. his dad is named terry bollea. (someone asked)
The anal rape will at least remind him of growing up weaker than Brooke.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Does anyone here wish Lindsay would get another DUI or something? Anything to keep this douche's mug off my screen.
Or Miley Cyrus. Miley, please. We need you. Something. Anything!!!
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 5, 2008 - 10:25pm.
He only wants cellmates so that someone can explain the ending in his Dr. Seuss books.
Team Valtrex,
Yeah, THAT and
er
The READING part.
Submitted by dead-actress on June 5, 2008 - 10:23pm.
just admit it, it isn't a lamb... it's a Sheep!LOL!
OT: wonder if he's smoking' yet?.... no, no! not that!... we already know he's "smoking" that!
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"Lonely is the night, when you find yourself alone.
Your demons come to light, and your mind is not your own."
Submitted by James Haven on June 5, 2008 - 10:25pm.
James Haven is back! He had sticky keys but all is well now.
James H.,
At the risk of sounding too nosey, I'll skip asking about those sticky keys but please don't say it had anything to do with Nick Hogan's ugly mug. *wink*
That aside. Good to see you, JH! Hope all is well with you, dear heart! :)
He only wants cellmates so that someone can explain the ending in his Dr. Seuss books.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
James Haven is back! He had sticky keys but all is well now.
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 5, 2008 - 10:16pm.
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Baby Lola is fast asleep. Lost track of her little lamb again. I'll find it in the least likely place.
ON T: In a cell with three other juvies that have nothing in common with this rich self-entitled little bastard. He'll start out bragging about himself, his money, his cars, his bitches, his friends, his dad until finally one day they've had it and go in for the kill and devour his ass. He'll soon be sporting a few black eyes and a very sore ass. Won't take long.
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Submitted by dead-actress on June 5, 2008 - 10:11pm.
hi, dahlin'!... oh, and Lola!
OT: Nicky's better off... solitary leads to hulkamania... NOBODY deserves that, he's better off among "friends"
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"Lonely is the night, when you find yourself alone.
Your demons come to light, and your mind is not your own."
Submitted by Manimal5 on June 5, 2008 - 10:08pm.
i'm guessing being in a jail cell with 3 other horny teen deliquents was nick's plan all along...can we say daisy chain!...
now i've grossed myself out too...
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my new ringtone...hotness...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsW58hO8Mok
Submitted by ESE on June 5, 2008 - 10:08pm.
peen?... you give too much credit... i believe you're thinking of Brooke
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Hello, Mr. Man! You're right! It's Brookie's peen I was referring to. My mistake. Nick has always wanted to be his sister. Now that's a man! lol
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Submitted by Manimal5 on June 5, 2008 - 10:08pm.
I'm sure his new butt buddies will be wiping each others asses. Yikes! I'm grossing myself out.
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That's not the half of it. As part of the deal to get him out of solitary, he and his new cell mates will have to forgo toilet paper. Budget cuts, you know.
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.
Submitted by dead-actress on June 5, 2008 - 10:06pm.
peen?... you give too much credit... i believe you're thinking of Brooke
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"Lonely is the night, when you find yourself alone.
Your demons come to light, and your mind is not your own."
Submitted by letinstar on June 5, 2008 - 10:02pm.
I'm sure his new butt buddies will be wiping each others asses. Yikes! I'm grossing myself out.
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Submitted by JeffreyDahmer on June 5, 2008 - 10:01pm.
I would commit a felony to be in that cell with him, just so I can rape him.
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Now there's a Hogan reality show that would get good ratings: 'Raped By Dahmer'
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.
The little bastard is about to venture into Juvie STD heaven. Good luck with that. I hope his peen falls off.
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
don't drop the soap nick...on second thought...nevermind...useless turd...
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my new ringtone...hotness...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsW58hO8Mok
Submitted by Mr. President on June 5, 2008 - 9:57pm.
well, as long as he's still "popular", i'm sure he'll find it reassuring... ya know... no audience, no reality show!
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"Lonely is the night, when you find yourself alone.
Your demons come to light, and your mind is not your own."
I would commit a felony to be in that cell with him, just so I can rape him.
Submitted by James Haven on June 5, 2008 - 9:52pm.
Evening folks!
James,
Watching grown men poop. Not a great visual.LOL
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ESE, there's going to be one hell of an 18th Birthday reception for Nick in the general pop.
And it's not 18 candles he'll be blowing.
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.
Submitted by James Haven on June 5, 2008 - 9:52pm.
hey, JH!
OT: yeah, still waiting to see if he actually goes into gen. pop. after he turns 18
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"Lonely is the night, when you find yourself alone.
Your demons come to light, and your mind is not your own."
i know, i should be more careful what i ask for! i think i have been married for to long and i don't know the proper terminology for these things...not saying i don't know how to do them, i just don't know what they are called!!! hahahaha! ok, i just made myself laugh...
Evening folks!
Poor Nick does not know what he's in for! James Haven watched Oz. Never, ever take a cellmate. You want to do your bid alone. Now he has to sit there and watch a grown man poop. Where is he going to look? What about the smell? There is no privacy in these cells. He was better off alone, and James Haven told him so. No one ever listens.
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
Submitted by chrissy poo on June 5, 2008 - 9:49pm.
hey, you asked!LOL!
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"Lonely is the night, when you find yourself alone.
Your demons come to light, and your mind is not your own."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 5, 2008 - 6:46pm.
Submitted by chrissy poo on June 5, 2008 - 9:43pm.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=teabagging
thank you =) sadly, now i have a horrible image imprinted onto my innocent brain that won't be leaving anytime soon...hahahahaha!
Submitted by chrissy poo on June 5, 2008 - 9:43pm.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=teabagging
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"Lonely is the night, when you find yourself alone.
Your demons come to light, and your mind is not your own."
Never thought of it that way, Deb. HAHA, I would love to see the Hulkster at the WWF class reunion when the Undertaker and the Iron Sheik start laughing at his ass for having such a wimpy kid.
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 5, 2008 - 9:41pm.
i bet he REALLY want's to get high now... poor towel
OT: what's Nicky gonna do when he feels the fury of the "Pythons"?
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"Lonely is the night, when you find yourself alone.
Your demons come to light, and your mind is not your own."
ok, you can all laugh at my innocence, but what the heck is tea bagging? i've employed my overactive imagination on figuring this one out for the last 20 minutes, and i'm stuck...please help =)
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 5, 2008 - 9:40pm.
Yes, soaking in a combination of household bleach and battery acid to try to kill any remaining "Hulkamaniacs".
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 5, 2008 - 9:38pm.
so that's where South Park's "Towely" has been!!
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"Lonely is the night, when you find yourself alone.
Your demons come to light, and your mind is not your own."
@Mr. Prez, it isn't Nick that the creds will come from. It's Nick getting the beat down but it is this old man Hogan who will feel it the most...street value is rising. Wait until the old man starts whining again and see.
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 5, 2008 - 9:36pm.
The towel was absorbent enough, Hulk was just outsmarted by it before he could complete the cleanup operation.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by Aphid on June 5, 2008 - 9:35pm.
why yes i did, dahlin'!.. hi Aphid!!
OT: this guy's got "was found hanging from his bedsheets" written all over him
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"Lonely is the night, when you find yourself alone.
Your demons come to light, and your mind is not your own."
Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 5, 2008 - 9:34pm.
if only they were more absorbent... could of got the rest of him
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"Lonely is the night, when you find yourself alone.
Your demons come to light, and your mind is not your own."
ESE: oh no you didn't use Billy Squier lyrics for your siggy!
OT: what a little pussy this kid is.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 5, 2008 - 9:30pm.
I think the part of his DNA strand that accounts for intelligence got left on one of Hulk's towels.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
PantyChrist, step away from the absinthe
Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 5, 2008 - 9:26pm.
yeah, like he can fold a towel
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"Lonely is the night, when you find yourself alone.
Your demons come to light, and your mind is not your own."
I hope so, Deb. But I suspect the level of cred you could acquire by beating this little baby would be very minimal and not worth the extra time in jail.
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.
This will serve as practice for the only career he's suited for, gay bathhouse towel monkey.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Somewhere, somehow, someone is on the verge of upping their "creds" by the beat down that is still in the planning stage. The celebrity cred is only good for a couple of days. Guards will not be looking for a couple of extra minutes for this.
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